The Bridge

2:05 AM

@AshleyNunn do you watch Girls?

user15026

@spugsley I don't, should I?

Ian has started watching it. I'm intrigued but still on the fence. I like Lena Dunham a lot. She's the lead and she writes the show

Yuki

@spugsley Fix that capitalization and I might say yes... No. No, I don't.

spugsley

@Yuki and you said I was creepy?!?!?!?!

(I am creepy)

Yuki

@spugsley I was joking around though... I don't actually stare at girls. That's kinda rude. Also, I can't muster up the courage.

spugsley

2:07 AM

@AshleyNunn I think you might like it though. It talks about a lot of female issues that don't get covered on regular ass shows because who knows why. It even shows vaginas, which is like a serious no-no for some reason

anyway, I'll probably start watching

Yuki

@spugsley Dammit, thanks to xkcd, I read that as "regular ass-shows"...

user15026

@spugsley Iiinteresting. I will have to give it a look.

user15026

Also, are you caught up on CtM? (I've been giving @OrigamiRobot the episodes. I can do the same for you if you need)

spugsley

@Yuki hahaha yes

FEichinger

@spugsley You sure as hell are.

Yuki

2:09 AM

@spugsley ... for some reason...

GnomeSlice

Oh God, there's a He-Man game?

spugsley

@Yuki seriously though. Penises get shown all the time on TV and in movies and vaginas are like...not ok to show for some reason

@FEichinger :3

Yuki

Some days, I think I'm a little perverted. And then I get on the Bridge.

@spugsley Wait, what?

I... have never seen a penis on TV. Or in a movie.

FEichinger

@Yuki And then you realize, the rest of us are much worse.

GnomeSlice

@spugsley Pretty sure vagina gets shown more than penis in film.

Usually it's just boobies though.

spugsley

2:11 AM

@Yuki lol really? Eastern Promises, True Blood, lots of stuff

@GnomeSlice I've never seen a vagina in film

user15026

@GnomeSlice Oh man, what shows are you watching?

FEichinger

@Yuki What ... how?

spugsley

lots of boobs though, I agree

Yuki

@AshleyNunn I'm not sure you want to know.

GnomeSlice

I dunno, most horror movies have vagina in them don't they?

urgh

Yuki

2:11 AM

@FEichinger Apparently, I'm a lot less perverted than I thought.

user15026

@Yuki True. I retract my question

spugsley

@GnomeSlice nah usually just boobs

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn You assume it's regular films. We're all painfully aware of @GnomeSlice's fondness for porn.

GnomeSlice

@spugsley Are those TV shows? I've never seen nudity of any kind in a TV show.

spugsley

@GnomeSlice the first is a movie, the second a show

Fluttershy

2:12 AM

The Bridge: After Dark

GnomeSlice

Maybe Canada censors television? OR actually it's probably just not during daytime TV.

Nevermind, I have seen at least one TV show with a lot of boobs.

FEichinger

@Yuki No, no, you are pretty perverted. But the Bridge is even moreso.

spugsley

@GnomeSlice definitely not daytime and probably not cable. I'm talking premium channels mainly

GnomeSlice

But pretty sure it was supposed to be softcore porn, so.

spugsley

@FEichinger because I'm here

user15026

2:13 AM

@FEichinger Well, yeah, I was assuming regular TV, because of course there are penises and vaginas in porn! That's the whole damn point!

FEichinger

@spugsley Well, yeh.

GnomeSlice

Also it had the lady from Stargate Atlantis in it, so that was weird.

spugsley

yesterday when I was really anxious I learned how to make shapes out of string. Like Cat's Cradle shit. I'm pretty fucking good at it now

this is my life

GnomeSlice

Cute snowmen

user15026

I suspect the L Word had plenty of vagina in it, possibly, but I was usually pretty drunk or distracted when I watched it.

FAE

2:14 AM

@spugsley Because mainstream media has influenced us to think that any sort of female sexuality == porn and porn is bad.

spugsley

@FAE amen

user15026

@spugsley Awesome. That always fascinated me

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice wat

user15026

@FAE Pretty damn much, which is pathetic as hell

spugsley

@AshleyNunn I can make a ladder and a star! :D

FAE

2:14 AM

@AshleyNunn Yep. :(

user15026

@GnomeSlice You bastard. :P

GnomeSlice

@Fluttershy Frosty the snowman, was a jolly happy soul-eater!

user15026

(seriously dear god what WAS that)

FAE

@spugsley Have you ever done that with someone else? You go back and forth and you each do the next step in it.

user15026

@spugsley Nice!

FEichinger

2:15 AM

@FAE That makes sense. (As an explanation.)

user15026

@FAE My sister and I would do that a lot.

spugsley

@FAE nope :) but I always thought it looked really cool

Yuki

@FAE Wait, what? Mainstream media is kinda filled with female sexuality.

FAE

@Yuki Male gaze female sexuality.

GnomeSlice

You almost never ever see a dick in a movie unless it's porn.

Yuki

2:16 AM

@FAE Ah, there we go.

FAE

@AshleyNunn It's fun!

user15026

@Yuki For dudes to salivate over, mostly

user15026

@GnomeSlice So not true.

GnomeSlice

@AshleyNunn I don't think I've ever seen one.

OrigamiRobot

@FAE Which makes one wonder why they'd show a penis before a vagina.

FAE

2:17 AM

@FEichinger Yeah, hence why the MPAA are more likely to rate movies with women being pleasured as NC-17 rather than R.

spugsley

@FAE yeah that's definitely true. I read a whole thing about that somewhere but I don't remember where

FEichinger

@FAE Trudat.

user15026

@FAE I wish I had that Tumblr post still with ..oh crap, I can't remember the woman....an actor lady talking about how they had to take out her orgasm to drop it to an R

FAE

@OrigamiRobot There's reasons for this that I don't know if I can like, get into on the network.

GnomeSlice

@Android people this is free:

►

FAE

2:18 AM

@AshleyNunn Yeah, I heard about that.

GnomeSlice

@AshleyNunn There's a higher rating than R? Also, she let them film her having an actual orgasm? wtf?

FAE

@OrigamiRobot The first is that whole "visualization" thing, which has been scientifically proven to be more of a thing for males than females.

OrigamiRobot

@FAE It's more a food for thought type question than one I'm personally looking for the answer to.

FAE

@GnomeSlice No, it was simulated cunnilingus and they dropped the scene.

GnomeSlice

Simulated sex is best sex

user15026

2:19 AM

@GnomeSlice Yes, there is, and also, no, it wasn't a real one, just a simulated one, and they dropped it out because OMG LADY FEELING ALL GOOD IN HER LADY BITS

GnomeSlice

@AshleyNunn Yes, well, that's not exactly the kind of thing you do in public.

FAE

@OrigamiRobot Well, there are answers, I just don't know how in detail I can get given the network rules here, though it is all science-based.

@GnomeSlice The thing is, male pleasure and male orgasms are shown in tvs and film way more often than female.

user15026

@GnomeSlice ....sweet jesus, in a lot of movies we see DUDES having orgasms!

GnomeSlice

@FAE What, when

OrigamiRobot

@FAE I know there are answers. I'm saying I don't need someone to tell me the answers.

FEichinger

2:20 AM

Sometimes, I love Bridge conversations.

3

This is one of those times.

user15026

@GnomeSlice Like every movie with a sex scene in it in the history of ever.

GnomeSlice

Okay, why don't we just agree I'm stupid and talk about something else.

FAE

@GnomeSlice Take for example, Scary Movie, which is a comedy even, a comedy, and there's a scene where the woman gets literally plastered to the ceiling when her boyfriend orgasms.

GnomeSlice

@FAE Well, that's gross.

FAE

@GnomeSlice The point is that male pleasure is so acceptable that it can be the butt of a joke.

GnomeSlice

2:21 AM

@FAE What about Hancock? He orgasms and shoots holes through his roof, but they cut that scene out of the film.

FAE

And female pleasure is often viewed as pornographic.

spugsley

@GnomeSlice nah. This is a valid conversation and you aren't stupid :)

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FAE

Even though it's natural.

Yuki

The other hand, we have Young Frankenstein with the lady singing opera.

FAE

2:22 AM

@GnomeSlice Again, so acceptable that it's the butt of a joke.

GnomeSlice

@FAE But they took it out.

FAE

@GnomeSlice It wasn't cut in the version I saw, but I didn't see it in theatres.

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice They wanted the PG-13 rating.

Leaving it in would've put it at R.

spugsley

@Fluttershy which is usually a money reason

Fluttershy

@spugsley Yis. PG-13 means more people can see it!

FEichinger

2:23 AM

@spugsley And makes quite a lot of sense.

GnomeSlice

They didn't even show anything, just him banging some chick, and then cut to the outside of the trailer and all these holes appeared in the roof

user15026

@Fluttershy Therefore more money = yay!

FAE

As is not having an NC-17 rating, because that will kill your audiences.

GnomeSlice

@FAE What's NC-17?

FEichinger

@FAE Pretty much.

FAE

2:23 AM

@GnomeSlice No children under 17 allowed.

spugsley

@GnomeSlice above R

GnomeSlice

@spugsley wtf, R is 18

FAE

R allows children under 17 if accompanied by an adult.

Fluttershy

@FAE @GnomeSlice At all. Like, even with parental supervision.

spugsley

@GnomeSlice but they can get in with a parent

GnomeSlice

2:24 AM

America is stupid.

OrigamiRobot

NC-17 was previously called X

GnomeSlice

Pretty sure R is the highest here.

user15026

Canadian rating system, vs American

Unionhawk

@GnomeSlice R is 17 here, or <17 with parent.

Sterno

@GnomeSlice Racist

OrigamiRobot

2:25 AM

Motion Picture Association of America film rating system

The Motion Picture Association of America's (MPAA) film-rating system is used in the United States (US) and its territories to rate a film's suitability for certain audiences. The MPAA rating system is a voluntary scheme not enforced by law and films can be exhibited without a rating, though many theaters refuse to exhibit non-rated or NC-17 rated films. Non-members of MPAA may also submit films for rating. Other media (such as television programs and video games) may be rated by other entities. The MPAA rating system is one of various motion picture rating systems used to help parents ...

user15026

@GnomeSlice Nope, there's an A rating

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice G = General Audience, PG = Parental Guidance (suggested), PG-13 = Parental Guidance (suggested) for persons under 13. R = Restricted (17+ without parental supervision), NC-17 = No Children under 17, regardless of parental supervision.

user15026

@OrigamiRobot Psh, already in my thing above :P

OrigamiRobot

@AshleyNunn Mine goes right to the table.

FAE

@GnomeSlice So Hancock's implied orgasm is still allowed to be PG-13, yet a woman implied pleasuring herself without anything graphic is rated R.

user15026

2:25 AM

@OrigamiRobot Well fine be all special

Yuki

@Fluttershy But theatres rarely, if ever, enforce R ratings.

MBraedley

@GnomeSlice no, there is an adult only rating. But if you have that rating, you basically can't show it in most theaters.

GnomeSlice

@FAE Maybe because the implied male thing would whoosh over the heads of kids? I dunno, it does seem kinda dumb.

Yuki

I can't count how many R movies I got into by myself before I turned 17 and how many times I've seen cashiers sell tickets to R-rated movies to teenagers obviously younger than 17.

spugsley

@Yuki pshhh. I still get carded for R movies sometimes :p

user15026

2:26 AM

@GnomeSlice Nah, its because ladies can't possibly have pleasure.

spugsley

and I'm 24

If Ian goes with me I don't.

FAE

@GnomeSlice It's not just the singular example I'm talking about here though, it's a pattern in Hollywood.

GnomeSlice

I'm not good at this discussion.

user15026

@GnomeSlice That's perfectly okay

MBraedley

@spugsley rule here at the LC is under 30, be prepared to be carded

spugsley

2:28 AM

@MBraedley it is here for alcohol but not for movies? idk

user15026

Before I spent a lot of time in the SJ world on tumblr, I didn't know this stuff either

FAE

@GnomeSlice That's why we're letting you know about stuff. :)

Fluttershy

Here you get carded if you look under 40. Or, you're supposed to.

Unionhawk

Kids these days just use the kiosks that don't card you. Worst case is they get thrown out, and, well, boo hoo for them.

MBraedley

@spugsley no, movies are usually a little more lenient. Mainly because 16yo students are selling and checking the tickets.

FAE

2:29 AM

@GnomeSlice Basically, the main point is that Hollywood and the general media depict and associate female pleasure with pornography, and thus taboo/unacceptable, which is a problem.

Fluttershy

@Unionhawk Actually... I don't think they're allowed to kick someone out provided they have a ticket. They can't prove the negative (in this case, they can't prove the person's parent didn't buy it for them).

Braiam

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

MBraedley

Mind you, due to my beard, I don't think I've been carded at an LC since before I graduated.

Braiam

user15026

I rarely get carded unless it is at a bar where they are carding everyone

FEichinger

2:30 AM

@FAE While male pleasure falls in line with the ideal to be desired and, as long as it doesn't get graphic, poses no issue at all, which is also a problem.

spugsley

@MBraedley my brother's like that. He hasn't been carded for anything since he was about 16. Alcohol included -.-

Unionhawk

@Fluttershy MPAA says accompanied

OrigamiRobot

@MBraedley If I shaved, I'd get carded for things.

GnomeSlice

Does anybody know how to clear an autocomplete search result in Chrome?

...asking for a friend

Unionhawk

But more than likely they don't care

user15026

2:31 AM

AAAAAAAA NATHAN FILLION IS ON THIS EPISODE OF COMMUNITY

GnomeSlice

@AshleyNunn wuuuuuuuuuuut

FEichinger

@AshleyNunn Whaaaat?!

Fluttershy

@GnomeSlice <_<

user15026

@GnomeSlice I think there is a way, lemme check .

FAE

@FEichinger Indeed. It's more normalized and acceptable, and also pushes a male-centric view of heterosexual sex, like "sex is over when the guy orgasms".

@AshleyNunn Yus! :D

FEichinger

2:32 AM

Now I need to catch up again ... Dammit!

user15026

@FEichinger Mhm. It is PRETTY MUCH AMAZING.

spugsley

@AshleyNunn I luuuuuurve Nathan Fillion

Sterno

@GnomeSlice Go ask on SuperUser.

:)

MBraedley

@AshleyNunn same here. It's usually "look, I have to card one of you, so I'm just going to card all of you"

GnomeSlice

@Sterno No.

You used to be able to do it with shift+del but that doesn't seem to work any more.

FAE

2:33 AM

They didn't even have carding for alcohol here until recently

GnomeSlice

Chrome must have updated so that you can't.

►

best video

user15026

@MBraedley Clubs here card when you enter, usually, and that is the only time I get carded.

user15026

LCBO/Beer Store never cards me

Sterno

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Q: How to remove one or all auto-complete text entries in Chrome?

Possible Duplicate: Remove auto-complete field entries in Google Chrome Ok... so this is embarrassing. I typed in "boobs" on EncyclopediaDramatica's search because, well, it's a really funny page. But now I've got a problem... EVERY TIME I click a search feild in Chrome now, it shows...

google-chrome autocomplete

MBraedley

@AshleyNunn I don't do clubs. I'm a pub kind of guy.

GnomeSlice

2:34 AM

> I typed in "boobs" on EncyclopediaDramatica's search because, well, it's a really funny page.

user15026

@MBraedley I rarely do, but periodically, my sister drags me out.

user15026

Last time it ended with a dude spilling his entire beer down my back because I wouldn't acquiesce to his sexy wantings.

GnomeSlice

@Sterno Yeah, that's the thing that doesn't work.

user15026

So I don't go a whole lot.

GnomeSlice

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

ToxicFrog

2:35 AM

@AshleyNunn Wow, that's kind of terrible.

GnomeSlice

Chrome told me to use incognito mode.

What the fuck am I doing with my life

user15026

@ToxicFrog I was pretty irritated. But it was the end of hte night, so I just walked home and called it a night.

user15026

@GnomeSlice <3

GnomeSlice

@Sterno Yeah, this doesn't work, wtf.

Whatever, who cares.

FEichinger

Chaos Computer Club and International League for Human Rights file criminal complaint over lack of investigation into illegal surveillance

Yuki

2:38 AM

@AshleyNunn Wow. Kinda glad I don't go out drinking now.

Even if I'm not a girl, I don't want to hang around that kind of douchebag.

user15026

@Yuki It usually isnt that bad ,but that night was particularly icky.

Yuki

Granted, I don't want to hang around any kind of douchebag at all...

user15026

@Yuki Amen to that.

OrigamiRobot

There's nothing I can do at a club/bar that I can't do at home.

user15026

I like dressing up and getting to go out but I don't like gross dudes and I seem to find them a lot. It's the fat girl curse, I think.

ToxicFrog

2:40 AM

I think just being a woman of any kind is enough to attract attention from gross dudes.

FAE

@ToxicFrog In this case, they think "Oh, she must be easy prey, surely she can't have self-esteem, right?"

Yuki

@FAE Some dudes need to be punched. Unfortunately, I do not have the upper body strength. Or the courage.

user15026

@FAE A friend summed it up thusly today, after seeing it in action - "It fucking sucks that you can't just go somewhere (in this case, the bus station) without someone thinking they can get all up in your business"

FAE

@AshleyNunn Yep. :/

user15026

Like I give zero fucks about my size, I think I am pretty as can be. It works for me. I just wish some days it didn't come with the damn target on my head.

FAE

2:44 AM

@AshleyNunn Just wanna get from point A to point B like anyone else.

user15026

@FAE Pretty much. I've gotten good at ALL THE IGNORING.

user15026

ALL OF IT.

Fluttershy

@Yuki I'm lacking in one of these things, in this regard.

user15026

@Fluttershy My sister's boyfriend just about punched the dude out. (Husky farm dude with road construction experience, so he could likely do some damage.)

Fluttershy

(hint: it's the upper body strength, since, if I'm going to find myself in a situation where that is necessary, chances are, I've already consumed enough liquid courage)

user15026

2:47 AM

@Fluttershy Can I hire you as a super awesome bodyguard of awesome?

user15026

<3

Fluttershy

I would make a terrible bodyguard. Like... I'd get one good hit in, maybe, but you'd probably have to rush me to the ER afterward.

Low upper body strength + low threshold for pain = trouble. :P

user15026

@Fluttershy I figure being with cute, tough-looking dude = boyfriend assumption = safety

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user15026

plus, someone to dance with!

Frank

2:48 AM

@Fluttershy Be careful how you punch someone; there was an article a little while ago about a guy punching one of those boxing arcade games, and waking up a quadrapelegic.

user20683

I'd get maybe 2 or 3

Fluttershy

@Frank wat...

Yuki

@Frank This is why you kick people instead.

spugsley

guuuuuuuuuuysssssssssssss

user20683

I lift book boxes for a living, I suspect I could hit pretty hard

user15026

2:48 AM

@WorldEngineer That works. :D

spugsley

I don't know what I want to do with my lifeeeeeeeeee

FAE

@Yuki Woo, kicking!

Frank

@Fluttershy Yeah. Punching something takes technique. The guy did it wrong to the point his spine narrowed, and caused some serious damage in there.

Yuki

@Frank Although I don't think that incident involved a single punch.

user15026

@spugsley Neither do I! high fives

user15026

2:49 AM

@Yuki Likely not.

FAE

@spugsley Me neither!

Frank

@Yuki I believe so, actually. At least, that's what the article showed.

user20683

@spugsley Well you're gorgeous, so modeling is a possibility. Also photography and maybe game testing?

spugsley

@WorldEngineer oh god. You're my favorite person. <3

user15026

@WorldEngineer All good options!

Yuki

2:50 AM

@spugsley Be Internet Famous?

user15026

Or writing awesome books!

user15026

And creating art!

Fluttershy

Yeah! Internet Famous is best Famous.

user15026

OR BOTH

FEichinger

Sooo ... let's try paying my tuition for the next semester again ...

spugsley

2:50 AM

@Yuki I already crossed that off the list. I posted something about Tom Hiddleston on Tumblr and got Tumblr famous

user20683

Write interactive fiction using the photos you take.

MBraedley

@spugsley become an awesome photographer. Oh, you've already done that.

spugsley

@MBraedley hahaha perhaps but it doesn't make any money

(which I know money doesn't equal worth but still it's nice)

Yuki

@spugsley Start a Bridge cult? I've tried using @Wipqozn and @OrigamiRobot, but neither took off.

FEichinger

Well, that still didn't work.

spugsley

2:51 AM

@Yuki Oh I'm totally down for that

OrigamiRobot

@Yuki Where was I supposed to go?

MBraedley

@spugsley become a photojournalist?

Yuki

@OrigamiRobot I tried starting a cult around you, but we only got as far as "@Wipqozn/@OrigamiRobot is handsome. And fancy".

user15026

@spugsley Which is shiny

spugsley

@MBraedley ugh. My least favorite kind of photography ;.;

OrigamiRobot

2:51 AM

@spugsley Take pictures of Spider-Man

user15026

@WorldEngineer That would be cool.

spugsley

@OrigamiRobot Done. That's it. That's my life.

MBraedley

@spugsley but it earns money to pay for things like food and mortgage

Yuki

@spugsley Well, now you just need to convince Ian that's he's hit the jackpot. Tiger.

I think that's a done deal.

spugsley

@Yuki :p

you guys are my favorite people <3

5

Yuki

2:54 AM

Frozen concept art.

spugsley

so far tonight we've talked about books, penises, vaginas, and the future. We are amazing.

Lazers

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