The Bridge

Samuel L. Jackson has to remind News Anchor that he is not Laurence Fishburne. Proceeds to (justifiably) flip out at said implicitly racist asshole news anchor.

@LessPop_MoreFizz There are a couple of images I could maybe see it, but no.

> “There’s more than one black guy doing commercials. I’m the ‘What’s in your wallet?’ black guy. He’s the car black guy. Morgan Freeman is the other credit card black guy. You only hear his voice, though, so you probably won’t confuse him with Laurence Fishburne.”

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4:11 AM

@OrigamiRobot (The video is really worth watching. He gets so angry! and rightfully so!)

@LessPop_MoreFizz I'll watch in a bit

> In 2006, Jackson complained that talk show hosts sometimes asked him about the Matrix movies.

wat

@OrigamiRobot basically, this is not a new problem for him.

@LessPop_MoreFizz Like, this and this I can maybe sorta see someone making that mistake, but not mistaking Jackson for Morpheus.

IMPORTANT GIF ALERT. IMPORTANT GIF ALERT.

THIS CONCLUDES TONIGHTS IMPORTANT GIF ALERT. RETURN TO YOUR BUSINESS.

Haven't you posted this before?

user15026

4:22 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz What....is....even

@GnomeSlice Possibly, but that doesn't make it any less wonderful every time I see it.

It is pretty great.

Mayor Rob Ford - maybe the only politician to be more embarrassing than George W. Bush.

@SimonL Maybe?

@SimonL what do you mean? W was awe… I can't even say it in jest!

4:28 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz Maybe as in I don't follow politics much so their might be one that is worst

He definitely beats Bush. The "maybe" is whether or not he's the only one.

When you look at Rob Ford you can tell that he has a soul, and that it's a sweet one

And it really comes through in all of the things he says and does

also he looks like a giant sweaty baby

He's got soul and he's Superbad!

you know since I live fairly close to Toronto I've seen Mayor Rob Ford a few times... I can't really say much good about him.

@GnomeSlice ... you do realize that he and his brothers have been implicated in such crimes as the taking of hostages, arranging to have people beaten up in prison, and various other unsavory acts?

4:29 AM

@LessPop_MoreFizz I was joking.

Actually I was copying something Sean Cullen said (sarcastically) on match game

There are many things I would call him and a "sweet soul" is very much not one of them.

@Less and this makes him bad, because

My favourite part of his original campaign was to stop the gravy train in Toronto - but people didn't know back then that he is actually on the gravy train.

Mmmmmmmm gravy…

FUCK. I hate mobile chat!

PLAGUE BEARING BEES CAUSING SEIZURES. YESSSSSSSSS.

4:32 AM

fucking chat window switched

Is there seriously no way to respond in Mobile Chat?????

@DavidM Not directly.

You can probably type in the reply number manually, but you have to find it first.

Welcome to what everyone who has ever used mobile chat is complaining about!

@DavidM Nope. Though you can switch to full chat if it's important enough.

Alternately, just pinging someone with their name will automatically ping back to the last thing they have said.

@DavidM like this.

user15026

4:35 AM

@DavidM short of hand typing people's names, but no linking

I think I'll finish what I'm doing and hop onto my laptop.

@LessPop_MoreFizz Then it's flag/star/reply roulette! Such fun!

@Unionhawk Thankfully flags pop up a confirmation, and stars on nonsense that makes no sense are par for the course and nobody would even blink at them.

Anyone know why they removed the chat link in the new nav bar? The new nav bar has some cool stuff in it but I'm really missing the chat l ink :(

@LessPop_MoreFizz True

4:36 AM

@SimonL It's there, drop down menu under StackExchange

user15026

@SimonL Click the stackexchange logo, will give you a dropdown, chat is there.

"Why did that get star--" "Because Bridge."

2

@SimonL You can get to it, but sometimes if your internet is slow clicking the dropdown just takes you directly to stackexchange.com

Which is really fuckin annoying

I've taken to starring things just because I damn well feel like it!

oh hey look at that - we also have a blog I didn't know about that.

thanks for showing me where the new chat link is

user15026

4:38 AM

@DavidM That's a good attitude to take here :P

So, dear star baiters (you know who you are): You're not really that impressive, stop saying "star bait successful".

user15026

It's the Bridge. Stars happen.

user15026

idk why people seem to care so.

shrug

Trent Hawkins

@Unionhawk But some baiters are professional grade, you might even say they are masters.

4:43 AM

@TrentHawkins Truthfully, I hoped that got a star so I could say (incidentally, I know who I am too)

@TrentHawkins And you, my friend, are not one.

But 2 in a row on the subject of stars was probably too much to ask.

Trent Hawkins

@LessPop_MoreFizz Never claimed to be a master baiter, now did I?

Especially without @FEi to star all the random things, instead of just The Bridge starring most of the random things.

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@Fluttershy @FAE

4:50 AM

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . that's so much better!

gaming.stackexchange.com/revisions/155456/4

@LessPop_MoreFizz steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=203628033

Someone tell me I was wrong to flag this as off topic as written!

@DavidM There's a meta post, it's a mess.

user15026

@DavidM It is on topic, as they are asking in relation to a game. I think.

user15026

I woke up mid way through this and it is all kinda a mess in my head and I am very confused by the whole thing.

4:55 AM

@AshleyNunn I know, but the way it was written at that time . . . NO EVIDENCE that it was about a game. But, I was catching shit for it in comments.

user15026

@DavidM I suspect it had some sort of tag.

user15026

Which usually does the job.

@LessPop_MoreFizz I saw some of that. I didn't have too many fucks to give until I saw the way the revision was posted.

@AshleyNunn That's fine normally, but come on. The dictionary definition crap? I flagged it and said go post it on english.stackexchange.com

user15026

@DavidM I am not sure that was necessary.

@AshleyNunn I was polite.

4:57 AM

@DavidM Unfortunate byproduct of a dumb edit war.

user15026

Because there is a question, someplace, and I think he was just trying to make some clarity someplace.

Q: Does natural light affect sneaking?

2

I know that artificial light (i.e. lights generated by lamps, torches, et cetear) affects sneaking, but I'm not sure if this applies to natural light (light generated by the sun) as well. Does natural light affect sneaking?

skyrim

@LessPop_MoreFizz Agreed. But I love the comment "I don't see it in the revision history"

user15026

@DavidM They are saying they don't read that revision in the same way you do, and do not consider it a word-request

user15026

or whatever EL&U would call it.

I am saying, asinine post.

And, the war that led up to it and followed it in Meta was even worse.

5:00 AM

Blood of the Werewolf (Steam) is the new featured game on IndieGameStand. Pay-what-you-want.

user15026

I think it was a case of someone unfortunately not making themselves as clear as people would like, and thus fallout.

Weird, another steam-only feature

I hate when people defend their posts more vehemently than the actual interest in finding an answer!

user15026

@DavidM I am not sure I understand this sentence

@AshleyNunn Lemme rephrase.

Some people are more interested in having their post go onto the site than they are in finding an answer to their question.

And, I don't like it.

5:05 AM

Well I'm off to bed - night folks.

@SimonL Good night.

user15026

@DavidM I really don't think that is the case here. I suspect the poster was trying to create a good question, but things got messy, and they got confused.

Fluttershy

I am also off to bed. G'night all!

user15026

@Fluttershy Sleep well!

@Fluttershy Good night.

user15026

5:06 AM

@SimonL Sleep well!

OK, well I've said my piece. I will now go back to being my usual peaceful self.

user15026

@DavidM .....*piece

@AshleyNunn I was just debating that in my head.

user15026

is sad it is not a case for linking her favourite GWS strip

They both actually work.

user15026

5:08 AM

(When people use the wrong your/you're I like to link this)

nyquil

@KevinvanderVelden

it happened

@OrigamiRobot uh oh.

user20683

@OrigamiRobot nyquiping?

MOAR SNOW IS COMING

8-12 inches supposedly

@spugsley hello

5:10 AM

omg snow not a penis

@WorldEngineer that's disgusting and doesn't mwan what yout hinknit means

Read down a bit, there's a good answer

@OrigamiRobot awww nyquil typing

user20683

@spugsley We get a half an inch of ice

NO

5:11 AM

@WorldEngineer that's coming tomorrow night for us

i am healthy

@spugsley Why not both?

user15026

worries about all her friends

user20683

@spugsley so you get ice covered snow drifts

@DavidM fair enough :p

Mana

5:11 AM

why can't weee be friends

Wonder Twin powers activate: form of a giant snow penis!

@Mana we?

@DavidM no stahp

user15026

brings you to Canada, feeds you all hot chocolate

user20683

no, Canada is horror cold

5:12 AM

@DavidM one time when I was in college someone made a snowman with boobs and a penis outside of Ian's apartment

Mana

@spugsley yeah spugs, why can't we?

user15026

@DavidM That would be some weird temperature play

brb sick Ian is going to sleep and I need to tuck him in :3

user15026

@spugsley aww yay

user20683

I vote we all go to Portland

Mana

5:12 AM

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

user20683

where in there is sane weather

@spugsley no those were two seperatae snowthings

and I slipped on the icy sidewalk

user15026

@WorldEngineer But Canada has ME!

user15026

@OrigamiRobot I did the splits and then fell on my ass today in the middle of an intersection

Carter is so soft

user15026

5:13 AM

@OrigamiRobot Yay kitties

user20683

@AshleyNunn fine Vancouver

user20683

:P

if I have a headache I can put my face on him and it will make it better

theoatmeal.com/comics/misspelling

user15026

@OrigamiRobot Kitties are teh best for that

5:16 AM

@AshleyNunn carter hates it

artie was the best for htis

@spugsley bring me artie

user15026

Norbert likes to be all squished for cuddling

GOD I HOPE YOU ARE ALL TALKING ABOUT CATS OR DOGS!

why

user15026

Norbert is my derpy cat. I don't think @WorldEngineer likes to be squished for cuddling and he is not named Norbert.

Because if I have to read about people being squished for cuddling, I'm going to gavomit.

(That's when you gag and vomit at the same time)

5:19 AM

i want to be squished

like a panckake

I love panvcakes

@OrigamiRobot Good luck with all that.

user15026

@DavidM Not a cuddler?

user20683

@DavidM About two months ago I vomited so much that I vomited through my nose and spasmed at the same time.

user15026

@WorldEngineer I just.....

user15026

no.

5:20 AM

@WorldEngineer If you had farted at the same time, you might have imploded!

user20683

@DavidM oddly I did not need to at the time

user20683

given the condition of my innards

@WorldEngineer I was about to ask if you normally have to on a near constant basis!

user20683

wherein I was dispensing liquids of a green color and foul, bitter taste whilst being constipated in ways I hope never to repeat.

alrighty sick Ian is sleeping :3

user15026

5:22 AM

aaaaah

@spugsley did he nyquilllllll

@OrigamiRobot very much so

@IanPugsley needs a haircut

@OrigamiRobot ok?

user20683

@spugsley good, now I can participate in the flirting with the @spugsley

user20683

5:23 AM

because she is the pretty

@WorldEngineer :o

user15026

@spugsley my boy knows pretty. Trust him.

So . . . Olympics question. Do you think the broadcasters have to study up on the more obscure sports in order to be able to sound like they give any fucks about them? It's not like it's going to be easy to find a former luger (lugifier? lutist? lugie?) who is now a professional broadcaster!

@DavidM I managed to shoot today :)

user15026

Wow, that was super vain!

5:24 AM

@spugsley Good girl!

user20683

@DavidM not as hard as you might think

3

@DavidM I give negative shits about the Olympics :3

Me, too.

lol though I love your words for luger

lutist

hahahah

user15026

@spugsley I think that is someone who plays a lute? Maybe?

user20683

5:25 AM

luthier

@AshleyNunn well I love it

@spugsley Stupid auto-correct. That was supposed to be lugist

@OrigamiRobot are you still alive?

@spugsley His hair is crazy

user15026

@WorldEngineer I thought that was the maker?

5:25 AM

@WorldEngineer They make stringed instruments

user15026

@DavidM Also, lugie sounds like the gross spit balls boys leave in water fountains

@AshleyNunn Yeah. It does. Hock a loogie.

user15026

@DavidM eeeew

@DavidM today, if you're interested: flickr.com/photos/slpugsley/12465551913

I had to take advantage of the snow :D

user20683

@spugsley you could dress like Frozen characters and drive Yuki out of his mind

5:28 AM

@WorldEngineer oh god maybe I will just for funsies

@Yuki Elsa or Anna?

@spugsley Well done!

@WorldEngineer Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

@WorldEngineer he's already part of my cult. I think this would seal the deal for like eternity

user20683

@spugsley well you're easily as pretty so it shouldn't be hard.

@WorldEngineer :o have you seen Elsa swing her hips?! I ain't got nothin' on her

user15026

@spugsley But you're prettyyyyyyyyyyy

user20683

5:30 AM

@spugsley I really doubt that. I suspect you sashay with the best of them.

@AshleyNunn so are youuuuuuuuuu

@WorldEngineer perhaps...:3

CARTER DID IT AGAIN

@OrigamiRobot GO TO BED

5 hours ago, by David M

"Seriously, just build a snowman with the bitch so she'll stop singing about it!" - Me, while watching Frozen.

oh no. I've gotten stuck in the Tom Hiddleston tumblr hole again....

user20683

5:35 AM

@spugsley The Hiddlehole?

@spugsley No I need to show you guys

@WorldEngineer .....stealing it

user15026

@WorldEngineer <3

user20683

@spugsley just remember to properly attribute. CC license and all that :)

user15026

facedesk

5:37 AM

@WorldEngineer I seriously just put it on Tumblr

also you are my new favorite person for today

@AshleyNunn Over what?

@DavidM Hiddlehole, I think

user20683

@DavidM my legalese

user15026

@WorldEngineer Yes that.

Living in the major market feed area for all of the networks, it's so funny to me to watch local TV when I'm on vacation. They're doing a whole piece about why you have to be careful about avalanches!

5:40 AM

OK here is it

This is my cat

again

@OrigamiRobot Wow, he's cute!

He wants to be a gymnast

user15026

@OrigamiRobot dies

@OrigamiRobot he's so talented!

He does this all the time.

5:42 AM

and dumb. I don't think he knows the proper way to get in there

Usually he vaults out of the hole at lightning speed

@OrigamiRobot It came up image not found on my screen. The fact that everyone else is seeing the image makes my comment much less funny!

user15026

I cant stop laughing at this

Click on it

@OrigamiRobot I saw it earlier.

5:43 AM

It's a new one

@OrigamiRobot It's similar, then. But, impressive.

@AshleyNunn Notice the torn up blinds

user15026

@OrigamiRobot Yeaaah, venetians aren't good with cats

They are just regular blinds

He's getting tooo big for that basket

He's only 9 months old

@WorldEngineer you might have just made me tumblr famous

user15026

5:54 AM

I need to stop reblogging Tom Hiddleston and go to bed.

user15026

@spugsley Nice! :D

@AshleyNunn good luck. I can't stop. Ever.

user15026

@spugsley damn, lady, that's a lot of notes real fast :D

user15026

Okay. Sleep now. Hiddles later.

@AshleyNunn yeah it's only been a couple of minutes haahaha

@AshleyNunn night night!

user15026

5:55 AM

zGood night :D

@AshleyNunn Hiddlesee you later

user15026

@OrigamiRobot GO TO SLEEP YOU ARER SICK. squishcuddle

@AshleyNunn Make me

user15026

I cant I am sleeping

Chippies

6:30 AM

ugh, if anyone is looking for a 4th person to buy a Risk of Rain 4pack for 4.50$ per copy, let me know :> Or let @GnomeSlice know and he will pass it on to me (I hope)

8:00 AM

@Chippies hmm, I'd join that pack

It seems like a fun little game

@KevinvanderVelden it is

also - Morning

Morning

@5pike I approve of this!

Here's a video

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8:20 AM

@KevinvanderVelden @5pike @3ventic @fredley o/

hi

@spyder \o

\o

@3ventic o/

@5pike terrible quality. Smartphone?

8:23 AM

@spyder naah, top of the line camera, like everything at the olympics

@spyder It was linked in an article, so I just posted it. There might be a better one, but I am to lazy to search right now.

3ventic

@spyder Probably a phone filming a TV

See how the olympic logo pops in and out on the right lol

@3ventic that's what I mean, yep.

The guy likely whipped out his phone to film, as soon as he saw Shogun II as the music.

hi

Q: Are there any negative affects of accepting the hackers' deals?

8:35 AM

1

In Game Dev Tycoon you sometimes get messages from a team of hackers called Blowfish Studios, there messages say things like "we have recently compromised the security of a competitors computers" and Then asks you if you what to pay them to do something like sabotage there computers or steal rese...

game-dev-tycoon

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Q: What affects how many units you can recruit per turn?

Is this a flat 3 per each type of military camp you have in a province? For example, I have 1 Auxiliary Barracks, does that mean I can recruit 3 aux barracks units per turn in this province?

rome-2-total-war

@KevinvanderVelden Count me in. That makes three of willing buyers. (cc @Chippies)

@Arperum ooh I misread his statement, I thought he wanted a 4th person

Oh well, now we just need a 4th person! :)

@KevinvanderVelden Yup.

Has anyone here beat the last level of super hexagon?

@Qwertie Not even the first level. I actually don't even own the game.

8:39 AM

@Arperum Have you played it?

@Qwertie Nope!

@Arperum :P

It's nice on android

I have won every level except the last one

@Lazers Man, info on the random events is sparse...

8:51 AM

@spyder ...

Oh, I stumbled upon a site that copies Arqade questions ...

@fredley hmm?

Q: There are 2 achievements in Assassin's Creed 1 for Xbox 360 'Hungerer of Knowledge' and 'Conversationalist'

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Is there any way I can get these achievements after I beat the game? Perhaps a challenge/replay mode? Will I have to delete all of my progress from my account and replay it if I want to go for ALL of the achievements on Assassin's Creed 1? Or should I play it again on my account without deleting ...

xbox-360 achievements assassins-creed

@spyder You high fived me, or tried to

@Qwertie - I have no Idea what happens if you gain evil points. Never played the game.

I look into it, but I don't know if I can find something.

There is almost no info about these points

Ok, found a little info...

9:10 AM

9:44 AM

@5pike You answered my question without even playing the game XD

@Qwertie Yeah, I do that a lot.

@5pike link

A: Can I store my pixels somewhere so I don't lose them when I die?

Researching is fun

16

The only way to store pixels (as of yet) is via the Pixel Compressor. Pixel Compressor is a crafting station used to refine pixels into tradeable/storeable items called voxels. Refining these voxels will only yield 60% of the initial cost to craft, but it provides a way to trade pixels to o...

Never played starbound :P

@5pike You should, its an amazing game

@Qwertie So I heard. I get it once it's in a somewhat complete state, else I just burn myself out and never touch it again.

9:49 AM

@5pike I did that the first day I got it. I played it all weekend then didn't play it for a few weeks

@Qwertie Did the same with terraria and minecraft. Now there's so much new content, but I just can't play it.

@5pike minecraft FTB is a whole new game hint hint

@KevinvanderVelden Burn out

@5pike new game =p

I might look into it ... eventually.

When I don't have other things to do/play.

10:07 AM

-1

Q: Can you skip the launcher?

Can you Start Skyrim 'silent' without the launcher showing up?

skyrim

badp

10:40 AM

I've been failing to give a fuck about these Olympic games :(

@badp I succeeded, so far.

@badp I've been succeeding at not giving a fuck about the olympics for.. 24 years and counting

@5pike Seriously. Completely new.

50 mins ago, by 5pike

I might look into it ... eventually.

49 mins ago, by 5pike

When I don't have other things to do/play.

Cataclysm: DDA currently has my attention.

@5pike But right now is when there is a server up with some of us on it. Right now as in: server is up, we are now at work or asleep or ingame, no idea.

10:51 AM

@Arperum WORK

workworkwork

@5pike work here too.

@Arperum those pretty much are the only options. Working, sleeping, or minecraft. And possibly at times some weird limbo in between the two

badp

@KevinvanderVelden booo

@badp I have also succeeded at not giving a fuck about any sport event including soccer, racing, cycling, swimming and quite a few others!

Essentially the only sports I've stayed to watch a few minutes of (this is really as far as it goes with me and sport) are darts and snooker

@KevinvanderVelden Snooker is very soothing.

10:58 AM

@5pike it is indeed, I actually watch that when my dad turns the TV to it during dinner

As opposed to other sports which I just try my best to ignore exist

@5pike Does "Jumping down from really, really high" count as sport? Because I found watching that rather soothing. More so than watching something like snooker.

@MartinSojka Ski jumping is a sport, apparently.

@5pike I meant something in the range of dozens of kilometres above the surface.

@MartinSojka skydiving?

is a sport

I think

Yeah, sounds about right. Nice to watch. Wouldn't necessarily want to do it myself though. ;)

11:05 AM

Skydiving sounds like a fun thing to do someday

@KevinvanderVelden Seems to be somewhat pricey. Would be a "nice" gift, though.

Q: Best strategy against Russia in Red Alert 2

11:23 AM

0

A friend of me always play with Russia, which country is best against russia in red alert 2 ?

red-alert-2

Q: How does Facebook disable Developer Tools?

252

So apparently because of the recent scams, the developer tools is exploited by people to post spams and even used to "hack" accounts. Facebook has blocked the developer tools and I can't even use the console. How did they do that?? One StackOverflow post claimed that it is not possible, but Fa...

javascript facebook developer-tools

alert(1) to win!

Blem

@fredley intredasting

3ventic

11:45 AM

Mmm... Chocolate cookies

@fredley Holy repcap batman! The upvote/resulting rep ratio on that answer is crazy. More upvotes then gained rep...

@3ventic you evil evil person

I should go get some chocolate cookies =[

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Q: Frustrations with anime

Fellow Anime Fans, Could you share what frustrations you have related to being Otaku? It could be anything that irritates you, big or small. For example for me it was lack of quality recommendations suited exactly for me (I needed something like personality test that would decide what animes i'd...

animation

> Before you delete my topic, is there a similar site like stackoverflow for general questions? Stackexchange seems to require registering on every other site

I'd say yahoo! answers, but that would be cruel

@5pike well, he does deserve it

Also I should really just finish watching gatchaman crowds

11:55 AM

Just a simple Google search for "anime forum" results in a ton of good results ... WTF, really?