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LessPop_MoreFizz

6:00 PM

@Powerlord Well, they drink milk out of bags there, so obviously, they score high on weirdness.

StrixVaria

@Unionhawk Pork roll is better than bacon.

murgatroid99

@Unionhawk It is if you remember that version numbers are completely arbitrary, and only the order matters

Powerlord

@LessPop_MoreFizz We used to do that in Michigan until the FDA said "WTF are you doing?!"

LessPop_MoreFizz

@StrixVaria Also false.

StrixVaria

Pork roll has all the same good qualities of bacon but it's consistent.

Unionhawk

6:00 PM

True... I guess

StrixVaria

It's salty and fried.

Unionhawk

Bacon is overrated. It's good, but it's not "omfg best thing since sliced bread" (sliced bread is also overrated but I digress)

Rapitor

@Unionhawk you may or may not be burned for that statement

Unionhawk

I'm glad I can't be banned just for disagreeing with lesspop etc

LessPop_MoreFizz

@StrixVaria It's Ham.

James

6:05 PM

@Chippies You're welcome :D

Frank

Stupid Access. Quit insisting you don't know what an IIF statement is!

StrixVaria

@DwarfSlice I can't find any specific information on the new Dustforce patch, new levels, the new nexus, anything.

@LessPop_MoreFizz It doesn't taste anything like ham.

Unionhawk

Really, as a breakfast food, bacon is overrated.

James

I ran it too early last night with not enough DPS to back up the 1000K clicks to get me into new areas.. When I get home I am expecting 2-3 new Gilds though :D

StrixVaria

The most that pork roll has in common with ham is that it's made from a pig, I guess.

LessPop_MoreFizz

6:06 PM

@StrixVaria It's ham with too much salt.

StrixVaria

@LessPop_MoreFizz While there is such a thing as too much salt, pork roll does not break that barrier.

James

@Unionhawk ROFL I think I gave up when I started scripting it man :)

LessPop_MoreFizz

I'm not arguing that the bacon is the best thing on the planet. Only that it is the king of all breakfast meats.

StrixVaria

A fine opinion. I just put pork roll a hair above it.

I will gladly eat either or both.

Yuuki

So, KFC's doubling down on the Double Down.

Unionhawk

6:08 PM

I'm at where strix is at regarding goetta

StrixVaria

I would try whatever goetta is, if you're comparing it to bacon.

Rapitor

@Yuuki funnily enough that's not in america

Yuuki

@Rapitor Yeah, it's in Korea.

Frank

Bloody hell. Access, IIF is a valid SQL statement. Why are you telling me it's not?

Rapitor

the other parts of the world are out 'murica-ing USA. this is wrong

Chippies

6:09 PM

@James that's why I added a level up thingy, without it I wouldn't have gone anywhere

James

@Yuuki The Eff Is That?

@Chippies Yeah but you are at the level where you can focus on that one guy

Yuuki

@James It's a burger but you replace the bread with fried chicken.

James

Me dumping a lot of gold into Frostleaf would not have been very effective

Chippies

really, the only thing I wanted from your script was the switch from progression to farm, because I was too lazy to find out what commands to use for that, lol

James

Even this morning I did not have the cash to give him enough levels to be effective

Yuuki

6:10 PM

Fried Chicken - Onions - Bacon - Burger Patty - Cheese - Fried Chicken.

It's all three meats!

James

@Chippies Wuss :P

Rapitor

heart attack included free of charge

Chippies

@James even if you had gilds in lets say, 3-4 heroes, leveling up only one of them would still get you much higher than not leveling any

James

@Yuuki I defy you to show the actual chicken and beef content of that thing

The tastiest part of it looks like the onions to me.

Chippies

I've been leaving a slow auto clicker on level up button since back when I had 10+ gilded heroes

James

6:11 PM

@Rapitor I find it hugely amusing people still say this when its been proven time and again its the bread that is worse than the fat :)

Tim Stone

US Presidents as Pokemon

Rapitor

@James KFC was always very good about using real chicken and what-not. at least here in US

Tim Stone

@James I'd be much more concerned about the salt, in this case. :P

James

@Rapitor True cause it used to not be processed chicken, you would just go pick up chicken parts

Chippies

@James whaaat? This is the first time I'm hearing that

processed fat is pretty bad, bread can't be worse than that, can it?

James

6:12 PM

Now with those breaded things? I am not so sure.. and... well Take a look at the beef patty that looks so fake

Yuuki

Wyoming Fossil shows that an Allosaurus died from a Stegosaurus spike to the crotch.

> Imagine getting it in the nuts so hard that people talk about it 155 million years later. That may be the biggest cock punch in existence.

James

@Chippies It is

Processed starches are one of the worst things for the human body because we process the particles down so small and fine that they are what actually stick into the walls of our artieries

Combined with the fat that is how you get a heart attack

Secondly our body does not process the starches that well in our modern society

Chippies

@James huh, that makes sense

James

Which leads us to retaining a lot of wait because of the amounts of starches we eat

murgatroid99

A Google SVP just set a new altitude record for skydiving

James

6:15 PM

@Chippies Yeah my dr explained that to me one day and I went Huh..

white flour potatos and sugar, eat them with repsect :)

respect even

Rapitor

i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8356303872/h0AADA168

of course it doesnt parse that

Chippies

@James but I like sugar!

James

@Chippies Me too

and OMG when I get a piece of fresh baked white bread it is AWESOME

Like awesome

with some gravy

murgatroid99

@Rapitor Try prepending !

James

Like very very awesome.

Chippies

6:16 PM

@James okay, you went too far now

bread is good without gravy!

Rapitor

red or brown gravy. (my family uses it interchangeably so yeah)

Lazers

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Q: ForgeGradle crashes when importing ComputerCraft

I think I'll be able to make a good crash report this time. When I try to add ComputerCraft and run MC (using .964) it crashes. A small part of the crash is: [INFO] [STDOUT] Description: There was a severe problem during mod loading that has caused the game to fail [INFO] [STDOUT] [INFO] [S...

minecraft-forge

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Q: GPUs and memory bus in-game performance

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graphics-card hardware

James

@Chippies Haha, that is my fav meal :D Bread Butter and a good Gravy :)

Rapitor

come on google... just like 2 or 3 more surveys and i can get Grand Prix story @_@

badp

@murgatroid99 goes to show how the Red Bull hype creation machine is really good.

murgatroid99

6:29 PM

@badp what do you mean?

badp

In other news I've finally understood that @Wipqozn's meaning of handsome is not one I was previously aware of

Koviko

@badp I think the only recognizable part of that is his attire.

Powerlord

@Koviko ... bag and gloves, too

Oh, you mean just the face

badp

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Unionhawk

I should get speedrunners. It looks like a cool game

badp

6:37 PM

I must admit: I don't know if this is handsome, but it brings a tear to my eye.

Is that what handsome is?

@Powerlord Gloves?

I always thought those were bandages

Powerlord

@badp Yeah, well, whatever.

badp

Oh look, there's a fellow artist in this video's youtube recommended videos

the most promising video thumbnail I've ever seen

unfortunately the actual video is Art free

:(

Rapitor

stuck in my head, so sharing the wealth

James

@Rapitor If that is Friday and you are not @Sterno you are in DEEEP Doo Doo

Rapitor

@James i would never

plus only good music gets stuck in mah brain compartments

James

6:50 PM

@Rapitor Well just so long as you accept and understand the deeep doo doo part we are good

StrixVaria

@DwarfSlice Found some limited info on the Dustforce patch. The new levels are intended to be easy to help ease players into the game.

Origami Robot

> The distribution process to get books into the retail shops takes several months for a newbie publisher so the regular edition of Lady Mechanika #4 will not hit the stores until the end of the year. For those of you who cannot wait, we are making a limited number of the Advance Reading Copy available for sale in our online store.

cc @KevinvanderVelden @JasonBerkan

I can't remember who else

I am about to go sell a bunch of comics and I can't decide on Lady Mechanika

It's so good, but only 4 issues have been releases since 2010 with #3 being January 2012

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