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4:00 AM
@7Blue_Beast7 I wouldn't worry too much about that.
 
I'm thinking about storing a few canned goods and some water things too. I mean, not like in excess but it seems like a good idea
 
6 hours ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz
@spugsley you have nothing to be afraid of from Ebola so long as you don't touch other people's blood or poop or other fluids.
 
@Frank the Bridge should have a meeting place and then when the world goes to shit we can be awesome and game and read comics and shit
 
@spugsley My mom has canned good to last for years. I know because I think she still has cans from the 90's
 
@GnomeSlice Why shouldn't I worry about Ebola?
 
4:01 AM
@spugsley And probably die quickly, because we don't know the first thing about surviving in a world without electricity. :P
 
@7Blue_Beast7 Because I'll die before any of you if it does break out of Dallas.
 
Because I'm pretty sure there's not really any danger of an outbreak in north america
 
@Frank well, at least we can go out with a huge fucking nerd party
 
@spugsley You're a long ways away from me. But if everyone in the country is dead, it probably wouldn't be too bad of a trip. No traffic
 
@spugsley There are worse ways to go, I agree.
 
4:01 AM
@spugsley Ew, fucking nerd parties...
 
@GnomeSlice it's very slim. The media is sensationalizing it, surprise surprise
 
@GnomeSlice I believe you!
 
@Frank Psh, maybe you don't
 
@Yuuki um? ew? That sounds great!
 
4:02 AM
@spugsley In!
 
Gah, attack of the giant xkcd.
 
@Ktash I want to write a post apocalyptic story where two people who have been online dating travel cross country to find each other when shit happens
 
@Ktash Well, I grew up on a farm. I can take care of myself, but I don't know the first thing about procuring things like chickens and whatnot.
 
@spugsley There's a movie about that. But I can't remember what it's called right now
 
@spugsley Doooo iiiit!
 
4:03 AM
@GnomeSlice America can handle the outbreak
 
@Frank Find a farm?
 
@Frank if minecraft has taught me anything - throw eggs, you'll get plenty of chickens.
 
@Ktash :o is there really? Man people already taking my ideas
 
They have tried some kind of medication and it supposedly worked
 
@TrentHawkins That was going to be my second guess.
Besides, just punch some grass until wheat seeds turn up.
 
4:03 AM
3 mins ago, by Unionhawk
6 hours ago, by LessPop_MoreFizz
@spugsley you have nothing to be afraid of from Ebola so long as you don't touch other people's blood or poop or other fluids.
 
@Frank Oh I'd become a vegetarian quick. I have no ability to hunt, and no stomach to cook anything I could catch
 
Just need one and it'll eventually multiply to feed all of us.
 
@Ktash That, I can do.
Had to do lots of that growing up.
 
@Unionhawk Woop!!
 
@spugsley I'm pretty sure. I'll try and find it. I think I saw it on netflix
 
4:04 AM
Huh. That's interesting. I wonder...
 
I have not touched any humane floods of other humans except for my own ^.^
 
@Ktash same. I will eat fucking weeds and shit before I hunt
 
Cool. I didn't know that was a feature of chat.
 
@Frank Well you can go do that in a corner away from me because if I have to watch that, I won't be able to eat for a while
 
@Unionhawk Don't put other people's poop in my mouth, got it.
 
4:05 AM
@Unionhawk What's that?
 
@Ktash It's amazing what you can do if you want to survive.
 
@Ktash "Show posts" on an ignored user is like a reverse "hide posts", effective until refresh, and it still doesn't ping.
 
@Frank Nope. I'll kill zombies and get over my hemophobia, but gutting an animal just isn't in me
 
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Q: How do the car packs work in Forza Horizon 2?

Zero StackIn the Marketplace for Forza Horizon 2, you can purchase several car packs. With the game I purchased, I also received a bunch of different car packs. It shows that they are purchased and installed onto my Xbox One, but how can I access those cars? They currently aren't in my garage... Do I ...

 
Also needles. That's not happening either
@Unionhawk Interesting. I'll have to remember that. I don't have anyone on ignore in the room right now
 
4:07 AM
@Ktash I'll do that part. I'm great with needles
 
@spugsley I'm a little worried about this statement...
 
@Ktash Well, alright. I'll kill 'em, if you clean 'em.
 
@Ktash I should change that to "I think needles are cool so what the hell"
 
you guys are fuct
I'm going to bed
 
@GnomeSlice lololololol
 
4:08 AM
@Frank Hehe, that would be the opposite of the thing that I would do lol
 
@GnomeSlice Yep. Nothing new here.
 
@spugsley Alright, that's probably better
 
As the resident Texan on the Bridge, I'm guessing I should go learn all the "redneck" skills for when the zombie apocalypse happens?
 
@Yuuki if not, what can you contribute instead?
 
But as someone with a severe phobia of needles, I'm still a little worried by that
 
4:08 AM
@Yuuki Which means you're the walking arsenal?
 
@spugsley Well, I already know how to shoot a gun... lockpicking?
 
I have basic first aid training, but that's better than nothing I suppose.
 
Although I am really rusty at the latter.
 
@Yuuki that's good!
 
@Yuuki But we have guns. Locks become... easier
 
4:09 AM
@Ktash Depends on where you shoot to open the door.
And what size of gun you have.
 
@Yuuki Or how many bullets you want to use ;)
 
@Ktash you have to save ammo though
I am not sure I have any skills
 
@spugsley Not if you're the last people in the world. There are lots of guns stores
 
@Ktash potential waste of ammunition and may alert others to your presence.
 
cookie making isn't so necessary when you...don't hvae things to make cookies
 
4:10 AM
I could learn to be an explosives expert and blow open doors as need be >:D ...
 
@spugsley I'm sure we can find cookie dough.
 
@Ktash there will always be marauders!
 
@spugsley You can tell stories around the campfire!! :D
 
Ooo! Fire! I can do that.
That is a thing I can do.
 
@spugsley Nah, anyone not with us falls under the category of "zombie" unless I like them
 
4:11 AM
This is SO bizarre but I'm like 91.4% sure I might become a sex worker. Because like, fuck it, the world is ending. And I've played enough video games to know that that's a GOOD place to be. You always have something to trade.
so maybe that can be my skill O_o
....if that's considered a skill....
omg I need to write. I have ideas.
fuck. Fanfiction time. Right now.
 
@spugsley In the apocalypse that is actually the reverse of what you want though. Because then others won't pay you for that, they'll just take it because anarchy :(
 
Number of words to respond to that: 0
 
@Ktash NO FUCK THEM
I mean, not...fuck them....
 
@spugsley Literally?
 
@spugsley hahaha
 
4:12 AM
now this is getting confusing
 
@Unionhawk 1*
 
@Unionhawk That would be a rather time-limited skill to have, unless you know how to make more.
 
@Frank shshsh
 
seriously, if you have Netflix, watch Doomsday Preppers and feel inadequate
 
Or Mermaids and become very confused as to what in the world happened to the discovery channel
 
4:14 AM
Those guys are nuts. We did something for the preppers in my innovations class (it was a solar oven with capabilities to use wood and turn it into a smoker too)
 
@Unionhawk they are pretty extreme but it does have me thinking about moderate disaster prep
 
@Frank Grind some charcoal, get sulfur (rotten eggs, raid a gardening center), and saltpeter (either through dung or urine).
 
like, it's a good idea
water and food
 
Aaaand blackpowder.
 
Funny story actually that that reminds me of... and I don't know why it does
 
user15026
4:15 AM
@spugsley yes please write an LDR prepper apocalypse love story :p
 
@AshleyNunn I REALLY want to.
I think it would be beautiful and heartbreaking
and hopeful
like so many emotions
 
@Yuuki and then you get some diamonds that are just sitting out in the open, and you're ready to wound a lizard-man.
 
I had a coworker who used to work at a bowling alley in Portland. He said every once and a while one of the nudist camps around would rent out the place, they cover all the doors, and the camp would come in and spend the day bowling. He said it was very odd to be the only one clothed there
 
@spugsley ALL the emotions!
 
user15026
@spugsley I never realized I really wanted one of those until now
 
4:16 AM
@Yuuki But black powder is a low explosive, and it's extremely volatile
 
@spugsley I was finding the thing and got distracted. Back to finding the thing!
 
@AshleyNunn I've been thinking about it for awhile! I have wanted to do post-apocalypse fiction FOREVER
I need to do some planning
 
user15026
@spugsley do it. Seriously I would read the shit out of that.
 
@AshleyNunn :D
 
user15026
I think I would be so useless in post apocalypse society
 
4:18 AM
@AshleyNunn oh god, me too
 
12 hours later, this download is at 50%
DOWNLOAD FASTER DAMN YOU
 
user15026
@unionhawk o.0
 
It's 34 GB, so...
 
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Q: Do you get an extra Love Stone by fullfilling the whole calendar?

MindwinI just finished the whole september calendar, but did not pay attention the whole giftbox feature. The event rewards were there too and I just grabbed everything. Now that I am recalling, after I got the last checkmark on the calendar, a shining "complete" was stamped on it, and I think I got a...

 
user15026
Oh, okay, I thought it had to be big, or your Internet was broken
 
4:20 AM
@AshleyNunn Little of both.
The University eventually throttles things to near zero if you're downloading too much.
So that's fun
 
user15026
Sounds like the most fun.
 
In every case, pausing the download and resuming it has worked.
So
 
I don't think I'm going to find it. And it wasn't fantastic either
@spugsley you can totally do better, so DOIT!
 
user15026
Okay, going to sleep now. I am beyond sleepy. I am whatever is past that.
 
In other news, I'm going to stop saying DOIT! because it is odd
@AshleyNunn Dopey
Or one of the other ones
Happy maybe
 
user15026
4:23 AM
<3
 
Now I'm Bashful
 
user15026
Goodnight, lovelies.
 
G'night
 
@Unionhawk that clip always cracks me up.
 
4:28 AM
"Hansel & Gretel Get Baked" is a movie on Netflix, in case you were curious
 
@Ktash I was not.
 
And yes, it is exactly what you think it is, no matter what you're thinking
@Unionhawk Don't lie
 
@Ktash Not even a little.
 
You know you want it
 
Nope.
 
4:31 AM
Wait, what?
I apparently have $17 on my Facebook account?
 
What I want is some food, but I don't have bread, and I don't want to make soup, and it's 12:30
 
o_O
 
@Yuuki Why would you ever put money on your facebook account...
 
@Ktash I didn't.
I don't recall ever doing this because I have never had any reason to do so.
 
Oooh, someone should watch Shakespeare in Love with me. I love that movie
 
4:32 AM
I just got an email from Facebook saying I did. Probably a scam thingy.
 
Definitely a scam
 
@Ktash YEAH!
 
Or Monster in Paris
Did you ever watch that @spugsley?
 
@Ktash yes :D It's a great movie!
 
It is so cute and awesome and the songs are just fantastic
 
4:34 AM
 
I listened to Le Siene for days
 
Looking at the URLs on the links (alt-text) and it actually seems like it could be legitimate (not that I'm going to log in).
 
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Still weird though.
 
Meh. I don't know. For me all Facebook emails are scams, so I can't be much help
 
4:37 AM
@Ktash Yeah, I just think it's weird that they came up with $17.
I'm almost 100% certain it's a scam.
Because I don't recall ever putting money on my Facebook account.
 
Oooh, Evita is on Facebook
@Yuuki You can login and check. I'm sure they probably have account history
@spugsley did you ever see Making a Friend for the End of the World?
 
Ahhh... crap. Yeah I need to make food.
asdf
 
;lkj
 
@Ktash :o no
 
stupid bread being moldy and also gone
 
4:39 AM
@spugsley It is similar. Not the same, but similar to that. I enjoyed it. Others didn't but I thought it was good
The apocalypse thing
Though it is Seeking a Friend, not Making :/
Because I'm being all over the place anyway tonight, what's one more. I didn't realize how strange Gurren Lagann actually was the first time through
 
aww :(
 
@spugsley Yours is better. I like yours better. Do yours
 
@Ktash hahaha
 
I'm a sucker for romantic stories, and you write well, and I want it to be a thing!!!!
 
@Ktash :3333
 
4:48 AM
@spugsley Hopefully that means it's happening because if it is possibly going to be a thing then YAYAYAYAY!
 
@Ktash I am in very early planning stages :p
 
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Q: How do I defeat an enemy with every resistance?

Ian PugsleyOrthog Pain-Lover has been giving me a lot of trouble. He and his goons of spear-throwing hunters killed me a couple times, and it seems he's managed to get every resistance. I can't damage him with: Melee attacks Ranged attacks Steal Attacks Draining Mounted combat How do I kill Orthog?

 
BED TIME
night night :3
 
G'night
 
5:01 AM
night night :3
 
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Q: Assasins creed 4 black flags. My crew is cheering and i can't stop it

user88145My crew has been cheering for 4 hours non stop and i don't know how to fix it. It all started when i was dooing the seige of charles-towne

 
@Lazers every time
every time
 
5:26 AM
the alt text on that one
 
 
2 hours later…
7:13 AM
@Yuuki And the domain facebookmail.com is owned by facebook too, so it can very well be a genuine mail. (although the sender being correct doesn't really say anything)
 
7:33 AM
0
Q: im actualy telling how to do it as many times to shout

JulesMy brother told my the potion that makes your potion making better is the key you drink five of them then put the amuelet of Talos on anddrink a sixth potion that makes your potions bbetter then the game glitches and you shout on and on and on and on...

 
7:55 AM
@Lazers Uhm... How everything out?
 
@Arperum I think he wants to tell us how to perform a glitch.
 
@5pike If I got that as a bugreport I would close the client as unclear.
 
@Arperum I like that option, can I do that too with our clients? :)
 
@KevinvanderVelden I wish.
 
8:19 AM
Has someone got a link to the wipqalot picture? @badp?
DW, got it
 
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Q: Dota 2 at 144hz and 1080p

aitch_nuI just placed an order for BenQ XL2411Z 24-inch 144Hz and am planning to buy the FX 4300 processor + GTX 760 GPU. I am planning to run DOTA2 on 1080p and ultra settings. Would this be sufficient ? Or would I need a stronger processor as I have heard that source engine games are CPU intensive ?

 
Mhh.. Today are some nice deals on amazon.de for storage stuff.
 
8:46 AM
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Q: Do the Demons always give the same bonus?

BlemI have tried them a couple of times and it seems to always give the same bonus. But I find that Baal in particular is very disappointing (1 gold). Do the Demons always give the same bonus when you activate them? or is there some randomness and I have been unlucky with Baal? or is there a tr...

 
@fredley Are you going to modabuse the turtle? Please say you are
 
8:59 AM
@Arperum I caved
8
 
@fredley HAHAHAHAHA
 
I'll add it to my set of userscripts that rob people of their personality
 
@fredley I'll add it to my scripts at home too :D
 
.user-16521 .messages .message .content {
  text-transform: lowercase;
}
Whose personality should I remove next?
 
9:16 AM
@fredley Well, who changed their gravatar recently?
 
9:31 AM
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Q: Skills to help the group

JamesI am looking to streamline my progression through ascensions. For the most part I skip upgrading people that do not give me the skills I can activate but I want to take that one step further. What are the skill names and who are the heroes/gods that have skills that will boost the entire team's ...

 
@fredley You want to join the Mile-high club?
 
@fredley wow, crazy
 
10:05 AM
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Q: How does land demolition work in ArcheAge?

think01I wanted to know precisely how land demolition works in ArcheAge (EU/NA version, published by Trion), in particular for the unfinished construction yard. When someone puts on land a house design, you have to pay taxes for deposit and bring there constrution materials. If you don't do anything, a...

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Q: When does a re-gilding happen?

JamesIn Clicker Heroes you can spend to souls to ungild a hero. It says that it will then regild a new hero in its place, but it does not imply when this will happen. Is this instant? At the end of a battle? Or does it remember which 100 + multiple of 10 level that gilding happened on and have you fig...

 
10:18 AM
0
Q: Numbers Attached to Battletag

KaoeJust curious if anyone knows what determines the number assigned to you. I would assume it's chronological starting with #0001(or #0000) but I can't really say for sure. Any ideas?

How on earth is this question about game design and development?
Asking what algorithm the developer used in a concrete place isn't about game design/development. Asking what algorithm they could have used might be, but this isn't that.
 
@StrixVaria it's something that only Blizzard can really know, though.
 
Feels like "This includes speculative questions about developer intent, with respect to both mechanics and narrative".
 
It's developer intent. It doesn't matter what the developers are developing, if it's about their intent it's off topic.
 
@TZHX Maybe. It could be looked at with some kind of analysis given a big enough pool of player ids, which aren't exactly hidden.
@fredley But it's not "intent" if they've already done a thing and it's there to be looked at.
@5pike That is for questions like "Why did the developers choose to make numbers at the end of players' battletags?"
 
@StrixVaria It's still looking into developers heads. Maybe you could predict what they were doing by looking at a large pool of data, but what if your model was wrong or not quite right. Also this is a waste of time.
 
10:22 AM
@fredley The utility of the question at hand aside, I disagree that a question of this nature is "intent".
Asking what algorithm is used in certain other cases could be useful, and if there is concrete information about it, then that certainly can be used in a good answer.
 
Yeah, I can see that kind of thing being useful in terrain gen, or item drops or whatever.
 
I'm fairly sure that it's random, not ordered. I don't believe there's 1300 other people with the same tag as me.
 
The difference between developer intent and reality is called bugs
 
Why is it that we expend the greatest brainpower over the stupidest questions?
 
@fredley bugs
 
10:24 AM
@badp #WisdomOfBadp
 
Brainbugs?
 
And I can't imagine what actual use the information could be put to, other than guessing battletags that are "real" for spam.
 
@fredley Exactly. So I don't think this question is categorically off topic, even though it's definitely a meh question.
 
@John It's true. I pay @Lazers to star things for me when I'm afk.
 
besides if there is a way to test a battletag for existence, the random-or-sequential check is almost trivial to make
 
10:25 AM
@StrixVaria I mean, you could rephrase from 'Any Ideas' to 'Is it known, and if not why not?' and get something useful I guess.
 
like, add as friend your battletag - 1, does it exist? what about your battletag - 2? etc.
 
There's an API and various websites that allow you to check if battletags exist by actually going to the profile.
 
wait, what?
1 hour ago, by fredley
@Arperum I caved
You actually did it??!
I'm so proud.
I'm officially famous now. I have an app about me.
 
@Wipqozn You are famous
 
10:44 AM
@fredley Script doesn't work on firefox though :( damn you greasemonkey.
 
@Arperum I'm working on a pure CSS solution. It works for the 16x16 pictures.
 
@5pike We'll returtle the turtle. Even if he doesn't even know it himself.
3
 
@Arperum Ninja turtle
 
The gravatar sizes are 16 - 32 - 64, right?
 
@5pike 128 256 512
1024 2048
4196
etc.
 
10:54 AM
0
Q: Is there still a decent community on settlers 3?

seanI've been playing settlers for years now but i've never been online. I was just wondering if there is a point of me searching for servers?

 
@fredley I get it. That's funny.
 
Oh shit. I put a mini CD in my drawless CD drive.
Massive error.
Fetch the tweezers.
 
Also, I hate it when I go through the list of questions with delete votes and almost all of them are posts I voted to delete a few days ago.
I just want to delete things :(
 
@5pike Get that shiz on Stylish
 
10:57 AM
Time to go hunting down crappy posts worthy of deletion it seems.
 
@5pike THERE IS A TURTLE IN CHAT AGAIN :D
 
@fredley How do?
 
@5pike Having set it up in the extension, copy and paste the 'Mozilla Formatted' output into userstyles.org
 
I guess I have to log-in first, right? Or can anyone add a new style?
 
You have to have an account, yes
 
11:02 AM
Alright
 
@5pike Yay! It be working!
@fredley No good.
 
11:18 AM
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Q: How to stop Meepo's Poof?

klm123Watching Dota 2 videos I keep seeing people starting Poof with Meepo and then stoping it. For example this video (at 2:45 min). ...

 
11:46 AM
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Q: Global Offensive

AmitCounter Strike just released global offensive . I mean 2 years back. When in 2008 I have played a game with this name but i cant find out right now that game all over the net. Someone please tell me where is it.

I do not miss ITG at all.
also, deleting ITG is the best.
 
Is a tag purging happening?
 
@5pike I don't believe so. Why?
@5pike If you're referring to my edits then those have nothing to do with tags. I was going through and reviewing the posts by a new user.
 
@Wipqozn I just noticed that you edited some questions/answers, and the "deleting ITG is the best." made me curious, that's all.
 
Right now I'm just going through the mod tools looking at posts with low scores.
That's where I found the itg one from.
 
11:54 AM
Just ask your questions on SciFi.SE. They'd probably be fine with it there.
Also: Free Jimmy John's for breakfast is the best. Even better than deleting ITG.
 
I'm not sure what Jimmy John is but it makes me think of Papa Johns which I know @LessPop_MoreFizz hates so I'll naturally assume he hates Jimmy John's as well and that you should be ashamed for enjoying it.
 
If I were ashamed of liking everything @LessPop_MoreFizz hated, I wouldn't be able to get out of bed in the morning.
Also, it is not pizza.
And while Papa John's does suck, free Papa Johns is okay.
barely okay, but okay
 
@Sterno It's free pizza. Free pizza is never not okay
 
@PrivatePansy It's not pizza.
 
@StrixVaria Lies.
 
12:04 PM
It's some kind of pizza-based derivitive, I guess.
 
Are you suggesting that we are consuming wheat and wheat byproducts?
 
@PrivatePansy ...yes, and the associated beauty marks
 
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Q: can a closed question be voted?

Martin FrankI'm not sure where to find an answer, but i asked an not-so-good question lately and it was closed... that fine, thats ok.. i apprechiate that it has been closed... ...after my question has been closed i got some downvotes on that question and i was curious how that would be useful? to make my...

 
12:20 PM
o/
 
@fredley My company uses Taboola.
We have three taboola widgets on our article pages, along with a bunch of other crap:
Look how fast that website loads! So fast.
Like the flash.
 
@Wipqozn Such load, wow
@Wipqozn Also ghostery finds a lot to complain about
6 blocked ads, 9 blocked trackers
 
@fredley That does not surprise me.
That reminds me, @MBraedley, the herald site should redirect you when you're on a mobile device now I believe.
 
12:36 PM
@fredley Ghostery tells me whether or not to close the tab.
 
12:49 PM
Heh. So my town was joined by another (tiny) town recently, with the old keeping its full name as the town district's name. It's new full name is thus ... "Bad Kreuznach-Bad Münster am Stein-Ebernburg". Try to fit that into any normal-sized address field. Thanks, Germany. ;)
 
@Wipqozn It wasn't this morning
 
@MBraedley hm, doesn't appear to be working for me eiter.
I'll need to mention that to the guy who supposedly set the redirect up.
 

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