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3:00 AM
I'm familiar with Big Red yet I don't know how it works
 
@AlexA. I haven't personally congratulated you yet, so Congrats!
 
7 rep away from the big 6000
It's taken me far too long
 
@QPaysTaxes You don't like my money + bedouins suggestion?
 
@quartata 149 for me...
That'll change soon enough, once I get a Pytek REPL online. :P
 
26 mins ago, by Easterly Irk
and give monies and make random bedouins.
10/10 totally great idea
OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH MAK AVOCAD JUC SPCAL AND BTTR THAN WATR!!!
 
3:07 AM
@quartata 2400 for me!
so close
 
@quartata @El'endiaStarman I'd sell my rep to you in return for working on the volcano ;)
 
>_>
Maybe I'll work on it some tonight.
 
@EasterlyIrk s/E//
s/I//
 
Bttr?
 
Wasn't a global replace
 
3:09 AM
whatever
 
user image
2
awwh yeah there it is
Finally.
 
Gᴏᴏᴅ ᴊᴏʙ!
 
congratulations on your meaningless internet points achievement
 
ɪᴋʀ?
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Yᴏᴜ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs ʟɪᴋᴇ sᴍᴀʟʟ ᴄᴀᴘs ғᴏʀ ᴛʜɪɴɢs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴇxᴄʟᴀᴍᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛs ᴀɴᴅ ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴ ᴍᴀʀᴋs. Tʜᴇʏ ᴄᴜʀʀᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ғɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜᴇᴍᴇ.
 
@EasterlyIrk you should install the small-caps userscript for that
 
3:13 AM
I don't think there are small exclamation marks in Unicode
 
43 secs ago, by Downgoat
@EasterlyIrk you should install the small-caps userscript for that
 
ʟɪɴᴋ?
 
It uses CSS
 
ᴇᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ ɢᴏ sᴡᴀʀᴍ ᴅɪsᴄᴏʀᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ @Quill sᴛᴀʀᴛ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ.
 
3:15 AM
@quartata So?
 
I was just telling Riker
 
> !ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ
 
Nothing wrong with that
 
ᴜᴍ
 
must it use jQuery to appease you?
 
3:15 AM
sᴇᴛs ᴏғғ ᴀʟᴀʀᴍ ʙᴇʟʟs
 
oh
 
! = ɴᴏᴛ?
 
yes
 
O_O
._.
.-.
 
.—.
 
3:16 AM
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ @Downgoat HAS DESERTED US!!!!!
 
@EasterlyIrk What do you mean
 
ʜᴇ sᴀʏ sᴍᴀʟʟ ᴄᴀᴘs ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ɪᴍᴘᴏʀᴛᴀɴᴛ
 
@EasterlyIrk Small caps are very important
 
@GamrCorps :D Thank you!
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ @EasterlyIrk only tells lies!
 
3:17 AM
@AlexA. ᴄᴏɴɢʀᴀᴛs!
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ᴅᴏᴇs ɴᴏᴛ.
 
Thanks! :)
 
!important is saying "!!!!!!!" to get CSS's attention because it small-caps is very important
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ᴘʀᴏᴏғ: gist.github.com/vihanb/…
 
@EasterlyIrk the !important means it is very important
not, not important
 
ᴏʜ ᴄᴏᴏʟ
 
3:18 AM
:I
 
@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ ɴᴠᴍ.
sᴏᴡᴇᴇ @Downgoat.
 
:'(
 
ᴄᴀɴ ʏᴏᴜs ғᴏʀɢɪᴠᴇ
 
@EasterlyIrk of course :)
 
ɴᴏᴡ ɢᴛɢ ʙᴀɪ
.ᴏ/
DECAPITATED ARMS FTW!
 
3:22 AM
@QPaysTaxes quartata?
 
me.
I HAVE ARISEN!!!
 
@EasterlyIrk bai!
 
I came back.
 
oh :|
 
ninja'ed
 
3:24 AM
@QPaysTaxes is "RandomBits" a relative of Geobits?
 
yes
he is @Minibits's cousin.
@QPaysTaxes dude sssshhhhh
 
@EasterlyIrk of course :P
 
totally
:( I ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴜsᴇ ᴋᴇʏʙᴏᴀʀᴅ sʜᴏʀᴛᴄᴜᴛs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜɪs ʟᴀʏᴏᴜᴛ
 
@QPaysTaxes do you live in Europe or the US or someplace else?
@EasterlyIrk use the small caps userscript then
 
ɴᴀʜ ɪ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴛʏᴘᴇ ғᴏʀ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀs ᴡɪᴛʜᴏᴜᴛ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ
 
3:26 AM
@Everyone Get the Small Caps Userscript so Small Caps can Take Over the World
 
So apparently to make matters even more complicated the native packager for Sencha was removed; now you're supposed to use Phonegap to package it
 
@QPaysTaxes ... that was so hilarious I forgot to laugh...
 
> @Eᴠᴇʀʏᴏɴᴇ Gᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ Sᴍᴀʟʟ Cᴀᴘs Usᴇʀsᴄʀɪᴘᴛ sᴏ Sᴍᴀʟʟ Cᴀᴘs ᴄᴀɴ Tᴀᴋᴇ Oᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ Wᴏʀʟᴅ!
ғᴛғʏ
@quartata ʀᴏғʟ
 
@QPaysTaxes yes but you really should have a separate repo
 
3:27 AM
@EasterlyIrk thx
@quartata phonegap is the gap between code and mobile support
 
you can also use cordova
 
or maybe jQuery?
 
@Downgoat you no edit?
 
I think I've poisoned my build environment anyways
 
@EasterlyIrk ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Does anyone want to help test Cheddar?
no one? D:
 
3:32 AM
I was gonna make a subway joke, but it was a suboptimal topic of humour
 
@Downgoat Pytek is enough of a handful for me
@QPaysTaxes Already forked it xD
Oh sweet, Perlin noise
 
Anonymous
@quartata I have the antidote, price is 2500 rep
 
@Mego no
 
@quartata I started a Julia package for Perlin, simplex, etc. noise. So far it just has Perlin though.
 
Ahh, so that's why the oasis/camp gen is blotchy like that
Interesting
@AlexA. I saw that
 
3:36 AM
@quartata orlp?
 
I don't follow you on github but I do stalk you so that's close enough
 
Why don't you follow me on GitHub? ;-;
 
idk
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ok
 
Why don't you follow me on GitHub? ;-;
 
3:36 AM
I do
 
Wait really
I had no idea
 
Exactly two people are following me. ;-;
 
I follow like half of PPCG
@El'endiaStarman Is me it?
 
I'm only following one person lol.
@AlexA. Nope. :P
 
3:38 AM
D:
 
@AlexA. You.. weren't kidding
 
brb
 
That's rather disturbing actually
 
Why?
 
You even follow Undo and Quill
@AlexA. That you traced down all these peoples' githubs
 
3:38 AM
@AlexA. Holy moly...
 
@quartata Haha. A lot have been linked around PPCG and chat. Some I found because they contributed to repos others have contributed to, etc.
 
I probably should follow more people. Hmm...
 
Followed you
 
Anonymous
@El'endiaStarman Aww it's not me either :(
 
/me = cky @ github
 
Anonymous
3:41 AM
And I only have 5 followers
 
Time to go on a following spree.
 
@ChrisJester-Young Already got you :D
 
Anonymous
Quill, Alex, phase, quintopia, and some guy whose name I don't recognize
 
Anonymous
I don't follow all the PPCG people; just the ones whose development work I'm interested in
 
3:43 AM
There, I am now following 6 people. :D
 
@AlexA. -1 for not following a specific goat
 
@Downgoat Do I not follow you?
 
And being followed by 4! \o/
 
Dammit, brb
 
Anonymous
So one day I can hire all of you fine folks and take over the world make lots of money probably go bankrupt within a month
 
-1 for GitLab
+1 for cool projects
 
Anonymous
@ChrisJester-Young I'm following you on GitHub :P
 
Anonymous
CPPJam looks cool
 
@AlexA. :'(
@Mego :-D
 
@ChrisJester-Young it's not loading but I'm guessing it's C++ + Cjam?
 
3:44 AM
@Mego It's feature-incomplete, because I haven't had much time to work on it lately, what with trying to get my company off the ground and all.
 
Anonymous
I don't know enough about GitLab to hate on it
 
oh wow I'm write
 
@Downgoat It's a C++14 implementation of CJam.
 
Anonymous
@Downgoat That's not even a typo, shame on you.
 
(as opposed to the reference implementation, which is a Java implementation)
 
Anonymous
3:45 AM
@ChrisJester-Young The project says C++11
 
what is the figgerence between gitlab and github?
 
@Mego Yes, when I first started, I tried to maintain C++11 compatibility. Then one day I just said eff it.
 
> figgerence
 
> figgerence
 
I like this word for some reason. :P
 
3:45 AM
@Downgoat GitLab started out as an open-source GitHub clone.
but now they're trying to go enterprise.
 
@ChrisJester-Young why use Gitlab over github (especially because now github is facebook)
worst commit ever...
 
Anonymous
I'm gathering that goats are just bad at communication in general
 
@Downgoat I actually initially did that in protest to GitHub's treatment of fork projects: namely that your contributions to a fork project do not count towards your daily tally.
 
@ChrisJester-Young they dont???
realyl???
 
So I said eff it, I'll just move the project to GitLab so my daily tally is correct.
 
3:48 AM
@Mego -1/10 for discrimination to goats
 
Anonymous
@Downgoat "write" "figgerance" "dont" "realyl"
 
that sounds like something Donald Trump would say to goats...
 
And once I established my first project on GitLab, starting new ones there was a no-brainer.
 
@Mego it is not bad communication, just me not giving enough shits to fix the spelling mistakes :P
 
Anonymous
@Downgoat "write" instead of "right" is a grammar mistake, not a spelling mistake
 
3:51 AM
me righting spelling instead of grammar is also a grammar mistake
 
Anonymous
tempted to start flagging :P
 
@QPaysTaxes wi aer yuo tieping liek yuo ned halp jucin avocad
ocay
 
@ChrisJester-Young You should at least mirror on GitHub :P
 
@AlexA. I am certainly considering it.
 
Anonymous
@Downgoat Why does this look so bad?
 
Anonymous
3:59 AM
 
+1: I think I pee'd a little just reading that quote. — Joel Etherton Jun 8 '12 at 13:10
O_o
@Mego wat
oh shit thats happening to me too
I guess I have to fix it now...
 
Anonymous
Just stop changing stuff :P
 
I didn't...
I don't know how to fix it
 
@Downgoat Probably from laughter.
 
if you pee from laughter you should go to your doctor
 
4:06 AM
@Downgoat Maybe SE changed something with the header dimensions?
 
@StackExchange stahp changing things!
Does anyone know how to flaten an object in JavaScript?
 
@Mego I'm looking at that itertools in your polydivisible answer and feeling very suspicious
 
Anonymous
@Sp3000 Why do you feel suspicious?
 
Anonymous
Think it could be done better without itertools?
 
Anonymous
(spoiler: it probably can, but I hadn't thought of another way by the time I posted it)
 
4:12 AM
Yeah, that
 
Anonymous
Actually I know how to do it better
 
I might give it a try, but I was thinking recursively
 
Anonymous
I see a way
 
@Downgoat underscore js has a good implementation on that, you could look it up from their source
 
@Quill lodash is better
 
Anonymous
4:22 AM
There, dropped itertools and fixed a bug
 
@MamaFunRoll if it is not jquery it is bad
 
@Downgoat Oright
 
Anonymous
@Downgoat Even if it is jQuery it's probably still bad
 
:?U
 
Do any of you know how I would go about making an online interpreter for my java-based golfing lang?
 
4:27 AM
@Mego List comp with an if is better than filter(lambda:, as a general rule
 
@GamrCorps My online interpreter for Minkolang is really an interface. You provide the inputs, the Python interpreter for Minkolang is run with the inputs, then the outputs are displayed. This is also how Try It Online works.
 
@GamrCorps what part are you stuck on?
client? server?
 
Im stuck on starting.
So it involves server-side stuff?
 
If you're not planning on recreating the whole interpreter in JavaScript, yes.
 
Ah ok
 
4:29 AM
@GamrCorps you can ask @Dennis if he will put your language on tryitionline
 
^
That'd probably be the easiest route. :P
 
Anonymous
@Sp3000 Iterative development :)
 
I think Ill wait a bit longer until I work out some of the bugs, but yeah, thats probably my best bet. Thanks
 
@Mego There's still a fair bit more, but I think I'll reserve them until xnor's question gets answered :)
 
Anonymous
@Sp3000 xnor's question?
 
4:33 AM
Do leading 0's need to be included output numbers that have them? — xnor 14 mins ago
 
@GamrCorps Just say the word. As long as the interpreter is "safe", I'll gladly host it.
 
@Dennis Ok thanks!
 
@Sp3000 yeah, i think this question really affects the approach
if leading 0's are required, it tilts it to strings rather than nums
 
Definitely :/ I have one with about 3 strs in it right now and it's ugly
 
are you recursing?
 
4:35 AM
Yeah - still not quite sure that's the best way, but it makes the condition a bit easier to check
 
Anonymous
I could see it going either way - "Permutations may start and with zero (so they're not technically magic numbers)" for yes on the zero, but the zero can be implied given that the output value would be of len n-1
 
Anonymous
As it stands, I think "yes" is what the author intended
 
4:50 AM
 
@GamrCorps Magical.
(In a different sense. :P)
 
f=lambda n:[''][n:]or[x+c for x in f(n-1)for c in'0123456789'if(c in x)<1>int(x+c)%n]
85 bytes, with strings with leading zeroes
@Mego @Sp3000
 
5:07 AM
Nice! I tried doing something similar, but I got stuck with some generator object <genexpr>...
 
Anonymous
5:19 AM
@xnor Holy crap
 
Anonymous
Post that
 
Need to wait for Dennis' question to be answered though, cos that doesn't print :/
 
Anonymous
Well my answer doesn't print either
 
all the non-golf answers don't print
 
5:42 AM
Can somone tell me what the ";p)" face is supposed to mean?
 
maybe like a smug ;p face
 
 
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6:50 AM
Congrats to our four elected mods!
 
7:46 AM
Hello, I have a question. When answering a codegolf challenge, if my C code contains some newlines that are not necessary (in places where whitespace is unnecessary to separate tokens, and not after preprocessing directives) which I put in only to make the code readable without scrolling, does this increase the byte count?
 
@mIllIbyte You should put your code without extra newlines, and count bytes for that. If you also want to provide a more readable version for the reader's benefit, put it in a separate code block as part of your explanation.
 
@xnor Thank you
 
Hello
 
8:30 AM
1
Q: Diamondize a Matrix

FatalizeGiven a matrix, output a representation of the matrix where the top left element is on top, the anti-diagonal is the central row and the bottom right element is at the bottom. For example, consider the following matrix: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 The diamond version of this matrix is: 1 4 2 7 5 3 ...

 
8:49 AM
0
Q: Create your own Gym Exercise and follow along irl

Kevin CruijssenLet's do an exercise together, shall we? Simply follow the movements of the stickman. What stickman you ask? The one we are about to create! Make a program that allows for a string-input only containing integers, and outputs the following nine stick-figures with an interval in between: @ \@/ ...

 
9:22 AM
14
Q: N-queen-and-equine quine

coredumpThere is a variant of the well-known N-queens problem which involves queens and knights and is said to be "considerably more difficult" 1. The problem statement is as follows: You must place an equal number of knights ♞ and queens ♛ on a chessboard such that no piece attacks any other piece...

Really hard, there's a bounty on it.
 
@wizzwizz4 Even finding some sort of solution by hand is incredibly hard, computing it is insane
 
9:45 AM
@Katenkyo I have a solution that comes really, really close to working. (There's just a tiny bug that I can't spot.) Should I post it as CW, and ask here for other people to work on it?
 
@wizzwizz4 No, post it as an answer
 
@Katenkyo By CW I meant a Community Wiki answer.
 
Along with something saying "Here's an actually working implementation, feel free to compete with it"
@wizzwizz4 I know, and you should post it as a regular answer
 
@Katenkyo It doesn't work properly, and I'm stuck...
 
In KotH, the questionner doesn't put its bot as CW ^^
@wizzwizz4 oh, you meant posting it with bugs?
 
9:49 AM
And I'm not the questioner.
I thought CW, because if the bug is trivial, I'll get the bounty, but if it's not, the person who fixes it will get the bounty.
 
(I assumed you were because asking to put it as CW, nevermind)
 
What should I do?
 
I think asking a mod on what to do in this situation would be better
 
@Dennis I have a dilemma...
@Dennis Please help!
 
10:05 AM
@wizzwizz4 don't spam him, if he doesn't come, it means he's not available ^^
 
"talked 5 hours ago"
probably sleeping
 
remember we come from a lot of different countries, he may be sleeping
erf, ninja'd
 
Last seen 6s ago.
@muddyfish What do you think of the dilemma?
 
I think that the current rules say that not-quite answers shouldn't be posted as such
maybe a comment?
 
@muddyfish I have commented with it. The problem is, if nobody answers, the bounty will be lost, and that is wasted reputation.
 
10:09 AM
:(
i don't know
 
Ooh! Solution: let's fix it!
Afk, sorry.
 
10:41 AM
@QPaysTaxes Do you want to help fix a piece of code?
 
10:58 AM
The shortest (RFC 7230-compliant) HTTP request is 18 bytes long
And:
 
@LegionMammal978 What is the request?
 
> Recipients of an invalid request-line SHOULD respond with either a 400 (Bad Request) error or a 301 (Moved Permanently) redirect with the request-target properly encoded. A recipient SHOULD NOT attempt to autocorrect and then process the request without a redirect, since the invalid request-line might be deliberately crafted to bypass security filters along the request chain.
 
@LegionMammal978 You mean it can't be golfed more than that?
 

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