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3:00 AM
Probably
 
I infact can.
 
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TestMySite gets 100/92/93
 
@ATaco Now you just need to politely ask dennis to redirect traffic to it
 
@ATaco they probably use their own site as the standard
I mean, if they couldn't figure out how to make their own site a 100 how would they know what a 100 was?
its like the repairman with the broken doorbell
 
user165474
Wait is CartManager XD == WheatWizard?
 
3:02 AM
ye
 
@CartManagerXD switch baaaaaack
It was good before
 
I figured it out at about the same time as I encountered a cartmanagerxd post
 
@Pavel I might, I am getting a little bored of this new username
 
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A: List of bounties with no deadline

CartManager XDBuild a faster Quine, 1100* reputation A bit to my surprise my recent bounty on Fastest Mini-Flak Quine expired without anyone other than myself completing the challenge. Since I think this is a legitimately fun and interesting challenge I would like to offer further incentive for participation...

 
Also, your profile pick looks like Christopher Paert's in small resolutions.
 
user165474
3:04 AM
Figured it out thanks to this, because it says "I, WheatWizard, ..."
 
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@Pavel *Peart but yes I agree.
 
hey I made a bit of another song
@HyperNeutrino @ais523 @Mendeleev ^
 
IDK why but I've always visualized Wheat Wizard as a sheep.
 
@Pavel Bleat Wizard
3
 
user165474
Yay :D Sounds nice. There's one note I find a bit dissonant, but it might be a V b9 chord.
 
3:06 AM
CMC: Find the lowest-scoring site on testmysite.thinkwithgoogle.com
 
Dammit, I keep rewriting my regex and np++ still won't replace it.
 
@HyperNeutrino I think I have to agree
 
For example the pattern (?<=[a-z])_ is still bugged.
 
Apparently N++ has a bug with regexes: chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/240?m=36904769#36904769
 
n++ is a game :p
 
user165474
3:08 AM
At 00:8
 
user165474
*0:08
 
@Pavel Changed
 
user165474
My site doesn't finish with testmysite
 
@HyperNeutrino (not the one I thought of)
 
user165474
Hm.
 
user165474
3:11 AM
I'll listen again.
 
user165474
Which one did you think of?
 
the second one of the second part that isn't the main chord
 
user165474
Um... Where is that (time)?
 
@EpsilonNeighborhoodWatch Sure, that's not so bad.
 
user165474
TestMySite says my site takes too long to analyze :(
 
3:13 AM
TNB also
 
@HyperNeutrino ~15
 
user165474
Ok.
 
@HyperNeutrino s/spams new tabs/creates an infinity of pop-up blocked notifications/, but if we'rr bot supposed to click it, why post it in the first place?
 
user165474
True
 
user165474
rip I can't delete it anymore
 
user165474
3:15 AM
Can you delete it @Dennis?
 
user165474
@DestructibleLemon That is a bit dissonant as well but I think that one's fine.
 
> To make it easier for everyone, let's state all temperatures as the average of the 4 main temperature scales
 
user165474
Good question.
 
I wonder if you can actually derive the proper temperatures from such a value?
 
hmmm
probably
 
3:16 AM
Because if so, I have a great challenge idea.
 
user165474
Ooh.
 
user165474
Yeah that sounds like it would make an interesting challenge.
 
user165474
To the whiteboard! :D
 
each temperature would have a unique value
 
user165474
Or rather the text editor because I'm too lazy to get up
 
3:17 AM
so definitely possible
 
Good point
 
user165474
BTW it's celsuis, farenheit, kelvin, and what?
 
Rankine
Ninja'd
 
@Pavel Yay, a fifth temperature scale! /s
 
user165474
3:18 AM
Oh I see.
 
It's Fahrenheit but 0 is absolute 0
 
user165474
So Rankine:Fahrenheit::Kelvin:Celsius
 
Title: The ULTIMATE Compromise between Fahrenheit and Celcius
(insert pau reference)
 
well converting from the average of Celsius/Kelvin or Pharonhieht/Rankine to there respective constituents is pretty trivial
so if you can convert from the average of all four to the average of the two subaverages you can solve
 
user165474
Yay :D
 
3:20 AM
If that is possible I don't know
but I suspect so
 
Has to be, as QwerpDerp pointed out every temperature does get a unique value.
 
@EpsilonNeighborhoodWatch um wtf is that spelling
 
@HyperNeutrino poof
2
 
user165474
Yay thanks.
 
something something ooc
 
3:23 AM
@Pavel What about poor Réaumur?
 
user165474
Celsius = (Average - 199.205) * 5 / 7
 
Conversion from Celcius to the new system Q = (2C-274+2(C*9/5+32)-460)/4
 
user165474
Or just Q = (7/5)C + 199.205
 
Q = (2C-870+C*18/5)/4
 
user165474
3:26 AM
Also, it's 273.15, not 274.
 
Ok yeah what you said
 
user165474
:)
 
> Its main modern uses are in some Italian and Swiss factories for measuring milk temperature during cheese production
 
Well we wouldn't want the cheese makers to be upset better throw it in the mix
 
user165474
For what, Rankine?
 
3:28 AM
Réaumur
 
user165474
Oh okay.
 
I have instantly determined that mail servers are annoying.
 
user165474
Agreed.
 
user165474
Bonjour.
 
3:36 AM
G'day
 
@EpsilonNeighborhoodWatch Kelvin, Celcius, Fahrenheit, Rankine, Rømer, Newton, Delisle, Réaumur
 
Seems good this will certainly make everyone happy
it will fix all the problems with existing standards
 
Actually the Newton Scale is out since its definition conflicts with itself
 
user165474
Wait actually?
 
StackExchange.rooms[239].users.forEach((c,i,a)=>c.notify("Good Morning/Evening/Afternoon/Night"))
 
3:39 AM
Delisle scale is also out, since its conversion requires a negatice, which means we are no longer guaranteed to get distinct values for each possible temperature.
Rømer's cool tho
 
user165474
Is it a trend to post little JS snippets that won't work but make sense to do something?
 
user165474
Or do they actually work?
 
To make it better we need to add our new scale to the mix
 
I just like them!
 
@EpsilonNeighborhoodWatch So we're defining it recursively with no base case?
 
3:41 AM
@HyperNeutrino You like them too, don't you?
 
user165474
I don't mind them, but I usually don't post any.
 
@Pavel You can take the limit, it will converge
(adding our scale doesn't actually do anything)
 
Right
I'm an idiot
 
@HyperNeutrino What is a hyper neutrino?
 
A neutrino that is hyper.
Obviously
 
3:44 AM
That makes sense.
is this pig pi : Π
I mean big pi
 
Yes
 
What's this : ¶
 
Pilcrow
 
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A Type IV Civilization could direct a neutrino stream from a source like the sun and crash them together to make bineutrinos. By combining more and more of these, civilizations can get a trineutrino and eventually once you have enough, more neutrinos just collide into it, and it forms a small star-like particle called a hyperneutrino, which releases a ton of energy when it collides.
 
Is it still used!
?
@HyperNeutrino Is that stuff real?
 
user165474
3:48 AM
Absolutely not! :D
 
user165474
Jan Dvorak convinced me it was true once >_> I'm just really gullible lol
 
@DobbyTheFree-Elf Sure, when you need to indicate newlines in an easily printable way.
 
@DobbyTheFree-Elf You can edit messages by hovering over your message and going to the arrow, clicking it, and there should be a link that allows you to edit the message
 
Or up arrow
 
Don't trillions of neutrinos pass through us every second?
 
user165474
3:50 AM
Yes.
 
user165474
They're so tiny that they can go through pretty much anything.
 
user165474
A detector of several thousand litres of fluid only detected a few per day
 
However if you get close enough to a supernova you can get killed by neutrino radiation (other stuff would kill you first but there are enough neutrinos to kill you)
 
@Qwerp-Derp I know how to edit! It's just that I am too lazy to do so. And I am on mobile, so that procedure does not work for me.
 
@DobbyTheFree-Elf Oh, sorry
 
3:56 AM
NP
 
I'm lazy as well :P but I bother to edit messages for some reason
@Qwerp-Derp I spent a good while trying to make the message not sound snarky... sorry if it does
 
user165474
I see. Yes, enough neutrinos can cause chemical structural failure.
 
user165474
And I edit messages because the asterisk thingy bothers me. It's the main reason I prefer Discord and SE Chat over Google Hangouts.
 
It's pretty hard to edit few chars on mobile.
 
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Q: Help with Haskell (Questions)

John20041) When could I use unzip3? I know what it is, but in what case should I use it? unzip3 :: [(a, b, c)] -> ([a], [b], [c]) 2) I do not know how this function works, and neither what to put in "________", could help me? f :: (a,b) -> c -> (a -> b -> c) f h = _________

 
3:59 AM
@HyperNeutrino relevant xkcd
 
@Downgoat TIO will have more RAM soon and should be able to compile Cheddar from source. Is there any way to install all dependencies globally (accesible to the entire system, not just Cheddar)?
 
@Dennis npm i -g, no?
 
@Pavel Thats what I was referencing :)
 
@Qwerp-Derp I do that too! ("I spent a good...does")
 
@Dennis If it has more RAM, will it have more GOAT too? (I'll stop)
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4:00 AM
:D
Gaot++?
 
@DobbyTheFree-Elf For some reason some messages that I want to post sound snarky, so I spend a while editing it
 
@Pavel That makes it accessible to all users, but they're still local to Cheddar.
 
user165474
I think I first learned about neutrinos from this XKCD :P
 
@Dennis npm i -g
 
/facepalm
 
4:01 AM
that will install the local npm project globally
 
@EpsilonNeighborhoodWatch Are you Wheat Wizard?
 
Yes
 
I was wheat wizard
 
@Downgoat It won't. They'll still be in /usr/lib/node_modules/cheddar-lang/node_modules and won't be found by anything but Cheddar.
 
user165474
Wait you changed your name again?
 
4:04 AM
Yes
 
And you were Sorghum Sorcerer too!
 
It seemed that people wanted me to
 
And cartmanager xd too
Why so many name changes?
 
what they wanted me to change it to I have conveniently ignored.
 
Well, they wanted Wheat Wizard back. But this is still an improvement over CartManager XD
 
4:05 AM
@DobbyTheFree-Elf I am trying to find a name I like
 
I am going to change my name too
 
user165474
noooo
 
user165474
This is going to get so confusing...
 
Does not matter, I don't get many pings, anyway.
 
4:07 AM
going to get implies that it's not confusing yet. It is.
3
 
You aint seen nothin' yet
 
@Dennis oh, that's what you mean
may I ask why you'd want to do this
 
Because I have limited storage space, and installing the same modules over and over again is just a waste of it.
 
NOoooo. My new long name disrupts the review stats page
Time for a name change
 
user165474
@Dennis True.
 
4:10 AM
If I apply for moderator in the future I can use "I will never change my username" as leverage
Because frankly I can't be bothered changing my username
 
user165474
Remember what happened with Wat/Check Out Tomato/MendeleevLemon/Mendeleev/DownWat/UpWat/Mendeleev?
 
Imagine if Dennis changes his username. All of our memes would die.
 
The worst thing I did was changing my avatar a couple of times.
 
@HyperNeutrino You missed Dimitri
 
user165474
True.
 
user165474
4:13 AM
Dmitry*
 
There's too many ways to spell that name.
 
Hooray, @WheatWizard's name makes sense again. \o/
 
Yes I am back. :(
 
^-^
 
user165474
I changed my username from Alex L. to HyperNeutrino a while ago when I was mostly a lurker around here but I'm not going to change it since now people actually might know me... I wouldn't change my avatar at the same time as my username; when I changed my username, people figured it out because my avatar was the same.
 
4:14 AM
I for one did not know that you were Alex L.
 
user165474
I see.
 
user165474
Well, as I said, I was mostly a lurker back then, back when I had <1k rep I think.
 
Your profile pic is pretty much a black square as far as I can tell, I did not draw the connection between you and Alex L.
 
I still see myself as Dobby The Free-Elf
 
4:16 AM
It takes a while
 
user165474
Oh I see.
 
user165474
Yeah, it's hard to see the benzene ring.
 
If you go to your chat profile and change your parent user it will update
Lets try to be civil
 
user165474
4:19 AM
It doesn't matter too much though, because AlexL was a very inactive user who was terrible at golfing. HyperNeutrino is a very active user who is still terrible at golfing :D
 
Yeah it does not
@HyperNeutrino Does this ping you?
 
user165474
Yes.
 
Now try that with me
 
Your profile hasn't refreshed yet
 
@DobbyTheFree-Elf I suggest you change everything back or to something else asap.
 
4:22 AM
Now try that with me
 
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@DobbyTheFree-Elf
 
@Phoenix Sorry for the kick. I didn't realize what you were talking about. >_>
 
Notice how in chat.stackexchange.com/transcript/message/36906396#36906396 those aren't the same user?
@Dennis np
 
user165474
Wait how are you doing that? @Phoenix
 
Dobby's PPCG profile
 
user165474
4:24 AM
Oh I see.
 
@Dennis I will put everything back once I come to know who will be pinged when we have the same name
 
user165474
Please don't impersonate other users.
 
user165474
@DobbyTheFree-Elf
 
@HyperNeutrino What is my name in this chat room?
 
@DobbyTheFree-Elf That won't happen because I just changed it back.
 
user165474
4:25 AM
Still Dobby
 
Ah whyyyyyyyyyy!!!?? Dennis
 
user165474
Wait mods can do that? I guess that makes sense... true.
 
%s shouldn't have that power!
 
@DobbyTheFree-Elf Because impersonating other users isn't acceptable behavior.
 
Mods can change every aspect of your profile. Including the private part of your profile, iirc.
 
4:26 AM
Ah, okay
 
(Not your password, obviously)
 
But still I will change my profile
 
@DobbyTheFree-Elf If you want to test chat features do it in the sandbox TNB is cluttered as it is
 
user165474
Can mods force-log into others' accounts?
 
No.
 
4:27 AM
@WheatWizard The thing is, you only have one universal chat profile.
 
@WheatWizard When did I test a chat feature?
 
You were interested in how the pinging worked
 
Oh, sorry, won't do again
I thought you were talking about the %s part
(% is mod, for those who didn't catch it)
 
user165474
I think you can do anything but flag things on Sandbox.
 
But you can't change your profile for just the sandbox
 
4:30 AM
Probably not a good idea to ping anyone without their consent
 
user165474
Yeah. People wouldn't like 5000 pings.
 
@DobbyTheFree-Elf I thought you were formatting a string when you used %s
 
user165474
Haha That was my first thought as well.
 
user165474
@WheatWizard Where can I find the README for BrainFlueue?
 
errr... I deleted it
what do you want to know?
 
user165474
4:33 AM
I'm going after this bounty :P
 
user165474
And I need to know how to BrainFlueue
 
user165474
I know how to BrainFlak because the repo still exists
 
Do you know Brain-Flak
ok that answers that
 
user165474
Not really, but this
 
Brain-Flueue is identical but with a queue
 
user165474
4:34 AM
Oh.
 
user165474
Ohhhh I should have seen that >_>
 
The only difference whatsoever is that (...) pushes to the bottom of the stack
 
@HyperNeutrino Yeah don't be me
 
user165474
Okay.
 
user165474
So wait, if I (4) and then (5), what value is returned first?
 
4:35 AM
4
 
user165474
Okay. Thanks. So a queue. Yay, makes sense :D
 
user165474
Oh this will be fun
 
Except (()()()()) and not (4)
 
user165474
I have 4 days
 
user165474
4:36 AM
Or rather, I have ()()()() days
 
user165474
thanks :D
 
I think my answer is beatable but it is not going to be easy
 
user165474
I have ((()())){{}} days to use (()()){} languages that I've never understood before :D
 
You have 6 days to use 4 languages? I think you have made a mistake :P
 
user165474
4:38 AM
Yeah, I probably did.
 
wut
 
user165474
>_>
 
(()()){} does nothing
You're pushing it to the stack and removing it again
 
user165474
Right..
 
If you surround it with something, thatn it keep a running total of each operation, and then yeah it's 6 and 4
 
4:40 AM
@HyperNeutrino You'll probably want this
 
user165474
Oh yay, thanks :D
 
user165474
Whoops, entered 1e100000
 
High values won't work in Brain-Flueue
 
user165474
I see.
 
user165474
Is your answer the only Brain-Fl(ak|ueue) answer?
 
4:44 AM
I think there's 3
 
No Riley has one and DestructableLemon had one that is now deleted
 
user165474
I remember Lemon's, it was... kind of long... >_>
 
user165474
Okay, I'll look at Riley's. Is your shorter?
 
user165474
yup
 
user165474
4:45 AM
Thanks.
 
To be fair Destructable Lemons strategy is rather clever and is still as far as I can tell the best strategy for solving the problem
 
user165474
Oh great, I'm not going to be able to beat yours probably >_> I'll try though.
 
Riley pioneered a really interesting alternative but It just can't stack up to Lemons
 
@WheatWizard you typod ;_;
 
sorry I cannot spell
 
4:50 AM
mine was just me with a hastily written generator
 
user165474
I thought of an idea :D it will probably be longer than both Riley's and WheatWizard's though.
 
user165474
But hopefully shorter than Lemon's... :D
 
If its novel and longer post it anyway! I'm always interested in new methods
 
user165474
Alright :)
 
user165474
What does the -c flag do?
 
user165474
4:58 AM
Why is my self-burn starred >_>
 
-c is a shortcut for -Aa
it causes character io
whereas -A causes character out
and -a causes character in
 

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