The procedural golfing languages are the Empire and the stack-based ones are the Rebellion. Obi Wan GolfScript and Luke CJammer.

Pyth Vader

Jelly = ?

cheating :(

not ascii

The non-ASCII golfing languages are in a different universe. Star Trek.

@AlexA. What about J?

Ewok

JavaScript golfing languages?

Jabba the Hut

What about Phigs?

What are Phigs?

A delicious fruit

You named it, you should know.

Oh you mean Phi's Golfo Supreme

yeah

>.>

It's the supreme being of the universe

@El'endiaStarman Jelly the Hutt

@AlexA. Despite months of debate, its existence is still uncertain.

Exactly

sock sighted

D:

Brb, destroying user. There can only be one.

codegolf.stackexchange.com/…

I have nine drawers pages of socks

Right but this matches Alex [A-Z]\.

Obvious sock

@AlexA. modabuse'd

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Clever avatar

why yes officer that's the mod that abused me

^ WHAT

!!

wat

1k rep on SO. :P

One time a user pinged me into a chat room to ask if I was Alex Allain, the guy who does C++ tutorials. I said, "What if I am?" and he proceeded to thank me and tell me how helpful the tutorials have been for him. I think he was pissed when I said I wasn't that guy because he hasn't said anything to me since.

hahahahahaha

rofl

@NewMainPosts thanks for the disclaimer

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ Having worked with toxicity data, I can confirm that this is true.

@AlexA. What What is toxicity data, again?

data about toxicity?

I said what what, in the... @Geobits

are you implying that Geobits fits in the blank, and is therefore synonymous with whatever else does? :P

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

@CᴏɴᴏʀO'Bʀɪᴇɴ In the context of clinical trials, it refers to data collected regarding patients' toxicities while on treatment.

@AlexA. Oh, I see. XD

So for example, a patient could have grade 4 hypokalemia, which means a near-fatal lack of potassium.

That's something that would appear in toxicity data

eat moar bananaz

Then you get hyperkalemia.

We're still at 9.9 Qs per day .-. this is annoying

-_-

I find it kinda strange that we slipped back down so fast.

Maybe there was a lump of challenges posted this time 2 weeks ago that is now thinning out. (A51 collects the data from the last 2 weeks, right?)

Or maybe Calvin's being a slacker

Also, when I got on the computer this morning, I noticed there were no new challenges since I had gone to bed (~14 hours before)

There have been 12 questions posted today according to site analytics

First answer! It's way long.

Perhaps @ETHproductions could help me golf?

@quartata Well, we've already been deemed eligible by SE's mysteriously buggy eligibility script, so I'm not so concerned with a downward fluctuation of 0.1 below the golden 10 Q/day.

@ӍѲꝆΛҐӍΛПҒЦꝆ Sure thing, I'll get right on it

Thx

llama@llama:~$ echo test        test
test [/home/llama]test test

... wait, what?

That's what you get for using zsh. >:U

The space between the tests is supposed to be a literal tab...

@Doorknob Is it just a tab with width of one?

@Doorknob This is what you get for using tabs >:U

I put it in as echo test<C-v><Tab>test

@AlexA. But but maybe golfier and shorter code

(cut uses tab as a delimiter by default; setting it to space costs chars)

ono

>:U

Confirmed, using tabs is 3 bytes shorter

:D :(

>:U

Alex has used the ">:U" emoticon in four chat messages in the last 5 minutes. I think he's going insane.

It's the angry-duck emoticon.

>:⋂