The Nineteenth Byte

The very evil ROFLcopter

7:01 PM

Q: Someone know a lightweight Linux distro with a quick boot time that I can install on a VM?

Downgoat

question: should i create apache user which owns the virtual host dirs or should i not bother?

@TheveryevilROFLcopter arch

The very evil ROFLcopter

kthx

quartata

@Downgoat Apache does this by default

Downgoat

oh :|

The very evil ROFLcopter

Wait no I already tried to install Arch it was fun LOL

quartata

7:02 PM

At least assuming you're installing a sane package

The very evil ROFLcopter

> ISO Size: 792.0 MB

huh no

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

Wentel x87: The machine code language harder than brainfuck™

github.com/CrazyPython/wentelx87/blob/master/README.md

quartata

@TheveryevilROFLcopter You'll be hard pressed to find something smaller.

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

Define a function? Easy, mate! Just modify the memory values over there and move the execution pointer over there

The very evil ROFLcopter

Kernel + Bash + Coreutils + A package manager is normally not so heavy

quartata

7:04 PM

It's a full mountable filesystem

It has all sorts of things it needs

Not just coreutils

Also I think it has 32 and 64-bit binaries on the same thing

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@El'endiaStarman hahaha

New Sandboxed Posts

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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Draw a Fibonacci series of squares Introduction To draw a Fibonacci series of square, you start by drawing a one-unit square: _ |_| Then another one to the left: _ _ |_|_| Then a two-unit one on top: _ _ | | |_ _| |_|_| Then a three-unit one on the right: _ _ _ _ _ | | | |...

Conor O'Brien

@Dennis none of those on my screen

Dennis

@ConorO'Brien Interesting. Which browser do you use?

Conor O'Brien

Firefox

Downgoat

7:15 PM

vihan.org :D :D :D

Conor O'Brien

hoorah!

Downgoat

shit its still not working >_> ;_;

quartata

7:31 PM

Huh, looks like jQuery doesn't support arraybuffers so I have to use regular XHR anyways

So now I'm just using Perl. That reduces it from two blasphemies to one hopefully @Downgoat

Conor O'Brien

+1 for not using jQuery

Downgoat

:D its working

DJMcMayhem

@Downgoat HAI

Conor O'Brien

good! now switch the font to something decent

Downgoat

that is just for someting testing

i will get my blog up and running with it

Conor O'Brien

7:34 PM

nice!

Downgoat

question: what does a flag do in rsync

i know it's archive

but what does that mean

\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

quartata

Where can I find a list of browsers that support XHTML Request Level 2?

Maltysen

caniuse.com/#feat=xhr2

Downgoat

;_; i use opera mini

quartata

Bummer. I was hoping it would be better supported

Maltysen

7:42 PM

@quartata everything but ie, nothing unusual there :P

quartata

Chrome 49+ is pretty bad

I was on Chrome 44 until recently

Maltysen

@quartata i got 49 recently, don't notice anything that new?

Downgoat

wat

quartata

@Maltysen No I mean only supporting that version or higher

Maltysen

oh lel

Dennis

7:53 PM

@ConorO'Brien Yeah, I got the same result. It was just a quick and dirty proof of concept. With label's, it works fine.

Conor O'Brien

@Dennis oh, cool

PhiNotPi

@DJMcMayhem I'm still doing well with the perfect pitch thing.

Dennis

@Downgoat Do you want feedback?

Downgoat

@Dennis on website?

Dennis

Yeah.

The very evil ROFLcopter

7:56 PM

@Downgoat o_O dat site

DJMcMayhem

@PhiNotPi Haha, nice. Now I'm gonna have to try that too.

Downgoat

@Dennis I'm guessing its to not dynamically generate through AJAX from an XML

Maltysen

@Downgoat o_O

Dennis

@Downgoat Didn't look at the source. There are some usability issues though.

DJMcMayhem

As a sound engineer, one other thing I've wanted to do in terms of ear-training is to listen to and identify a random pitch in hertz

PhiNotPi

7:58 PM

@DJMcMayhem TBH I'm not sure that I'm "starting from scratch" so to speak... It's hard to tell if my method is working or if I already had some ability.

betseg

@Downgoat recommendation about the cheddar installing script:

DJMcMayhem

@PhiNotPi Well I'm sure previous musical experience counts for something

Downgoat

@betseg cheddar installating script is deprecated

use package manager

betseg

oh

DJMcMayhem

What instruments do you play?

betseg

7:59 PM

but that site still exists ;_;

@DJMcMayhem block flute ;_;

PhiNotPi

Clarinet (about 10 years, since 5th grade)

Downgoat

mysql> quit
Bye

XD

PhiNotPi

Identifying random pitches in hertz seems pretty cool.

DJMcMayhem

Oh cool. I've never learned any wind instruments unless you count harmonica

PhiNotPi

I actually feel like identifying hertz could be easier... the ability to identify notes requires no more than 3% error in perception.

With hertz, you could be 10% off and call it "rounding"

DJMcMayhem

8:03 PM

Yeah, it would also be really useful (at least for me). I spend a lot of time EQ'ing things, so it would help to no exactly which pitch you're hearing.

@PhiNotPi So I just tried it (with a C) and in about two minutes I went pretty sharp.

quartata

@Downgoat Does JS have mulit-line strings?

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ ?????

Downgoat

@quartata yes

muddyfish

I had perfect pitch when I took a musical ability test a while ago

DJMcMayhem

@Dennis Done. The comments work the same way as in python (# for line comments). Because of this, the debug flags are now @ instead of #.

quartata

8:08 PM

@Downgoat What are they?

"""?

Or is it like a heredoc?

Downgoat

`...`

Conor O'Brien

@Downgoat your website's font is way too thin

quartata

Oh, those. Aren't those ES6?

Downgoat

;_;

@quartata yeah but everyone supports them by now

Conor O'Brien

@Downgoat except for IE but who cares about that

quartata

8:10 PM

@Downgoat I'll just escape the newlines I guess

Downgoat

yeah, just add \n\ to the end of each line for multiline string

PhiNotPi

@DJMcMayhem just... keep working at it.

Conor O'Brien

@DJMcMayhem C -> C#?

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

> A Java Virtual Machine written in 100% JavaScript.

doppiojvm.org

4

online demo

Downgoat

my god

that is scary

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

8:18 PM

@Downgoat And it has a JS emulator written in Java inside a JVM written in JS!

Downgoat

halp people have too much time

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

There is sigint, a file system, and network sockets.

@Downgoat Star it.

Downgoat

Recommended features failed to activate. SyntaxError: JSON Parse error: Unrecognized token '<'

wordpress is the stupidest thing i have ever used

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

tab completion too!

The very evil ROFLcopter

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC Which run a JVM which run a JS emulator which run a JVM which run a JS emulator which...

DJMcMayhem

8:26 PM

@ConorO'Brien almost

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

PyPy is a restricted statically typed subset of python, but this version is true inception.

doppiojvm.org has a live online demo of a JVM emulator written in javascript. Inside that is a javascript emulator written inside java.

star

quartata

8:41 PM

@Downgoat Why are you still using it

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC RPython is, PyPy is not

PyPy is just an interpreter for regular Python

El'endia Starman

Took me several games to succeed in matching all 15 countries. Mercator Puzzle Redux

quartata

Also RPython isn't statically typed

El'endia Starman

Also, Ventusky is a really cool global weather visualizer.

quartata

@El'endiaStarman That didn't seem like it would be hard until I tried...

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ ????

it's a portal bedroom

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

8:45 PM

@quartata I mean the PyPy implementation

El'endia Starman

@quartata The Bahamas are the worst by far. At least, of the ones I've had to deal with.

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ Wow, I actually totally didn't see that picture because I've become accustomed to image one-boxes being irrelevant to the surrounding conversation(s).

Like banner blindness.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

lol

@El'endiaStarman cool image though

DJMcMayhem

How do I generate random numbers along an exponential curve? For example, let's say I want a number in [1, 1,000], but I want numbers around each power of 10 to be equally likely. I was thinking something like 10 ^ rand_float[0, 3]. Does that make sense?

ASCII-only

@DJMcMayhem Yeah

DJMcMayhem

OK, that's what I thought

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

8:59 PM

@El'endiaStarman aha! first try

zyabin101

Hello

I'm not back.

I have to say a few things.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

Like?

zyabin101

1) I'm tapping the rest of the Remaining Bytes group @Sherlock9 to get them acquainted that it is shutting down.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

okay

zyabin101

2) I have so much users in the ignore list, that chat has collapsed into a small enough page.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

9:07 PM

Okay, that's uncalled for. That's just saying "I don't want to see a bunch of you again just fyi".

zyabin101

3) Even after my suspension has ended, can I still discuss it?

Until this question is answered, I have no more things to say.

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

Yes, as long as you are civilized.

zyabin101

And now I leave, after a few last minutes here.

zyabin101 the Hated, 2015 — 2016

<br />

Dennis

@zyabin101 You can discuss your suspension if you want to. It would be considered rude if someone else brought up your suspension or you brought up someone else's.

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

mınxomaτ

9:15 PM

?

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

It blinks when you're paused

Martin Ender

@El'endiaStarman the small ones are evil

Downgoat

pls halp i did a astupid and accidentally printed entire contents of all database to stdout and now bork ;_;

zyabin101

@Dennis noice

Downgoat

@zyabin101 when people are trying to help you. I cannot fathom why you choose to ignore and disregard everything and complain the whole world hates you and rage quit.

10

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

9:21 PM

CMC: with the docs on github.com/CrazyPython/wentelx87/blob/master/README.md, figure out what the wentel x87 program 0010 0000 0101 0100 does.

I have a working wentel x87 --interpreter-- Virtual Machine done

not online yet

Martin Ender

@El'endiaStarman Okay got it on the second try (I refreshed the first one because I accidentally double-clicked Gambia while dropping it off...)

zyabin101

Those who were lucky to not get in the list at the moment of suspension, who wishes to join the Remaining Bytes?

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@zyabin101 link?

just stop complaining that everybody hates you when nobody does and we'll act like it never happened

mınxomaτ

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC No we won't do that.

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

Forgiveness is the only way, yeah! America, F**

6 mins ago, by noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

CMC: with the docs on https://github.com/CrazyPython/wentelx87/blob/master/README.md, figure out what the wentel x87 program 0010 0000 0101 0100 does.

try to solve, pls?

Martin Ender

9:28 PM

increments the cell at address 5 or something?

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

Yes!

Martin Ender

(I actually looked that up when you first posted it, but forgot to post the solution in here...)

zyabin101

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC That's a Google Spaces space, do you have a Google account?

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@MartinEnder Actual Wentel Implementation w/ debugger on's output (manually modified it to have only 2**4 memory):

0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0001 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0000 0010 0000 0101 0100
                                                                                ^
                         ^

@zyabin101 I'll have to create one w/o all my private info

zyabin101

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC Do it, then!

:)

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

9:33 PM

@zyabin101 Remaining Bytes?

zyabin101

@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ It's a Google Spaces space.

For PPCG users.

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

Have an account, link?

zyabin101

I'll send the invite as a privnote.

The password for it is opentrb.

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

Got it

(and I'll have to remember that site, seems useful)

zyabin101

What are you waiting for, @ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ, share something with TRB :)

I'm gonna do some majik with the awe-inspiring power of Hangouts :3

I sent a message to LegionMammal via Hangouts, but they don't answer. :/

@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ why didn't you accept the invite?

It was me, zyabin101. :/

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

9:49 PM

@zyabin101 I did

Posted "No idea"

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

do we need polyfill/babel for python?

zyabin101

@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ I mean, the Hangouts invite.

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

@zyabin101 Never got it

flawr

@zyabin101 is this your halloween avatar?

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

zyabin101

9:55 PM

@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ look in hangouts.google.com?

flawr

Is it?

New Sandboxed Posts

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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Stirling Numbers of the Second Kind For more information about this topic, click here. Determine the number of ways to partition a set of N objects into K non-empty subsets. Examples N: 2 K: 1 Result: 1 ({1, 2} => {{{1}, {2}}}) N: 3 K: 2 Result: 3 ({1, 2, 3} => {{{1, 2}, {3}}, {{1, 3}, {...

flawr

@zyabin101 Hello?

DJMcMayhem

He's probably blocked you

ASCII-only

@quartata Why? Because you can use existing modules, and npm has a module for everything

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

10:09 PM

@Downgoat woah good goat grammar

@flawr oh god pls save me evil vampire slowworm is tryign to eat me

@flawr also: congrats to your relatives. New neighbor moved in, rare reptile breeder, now we have a shitton of garter snakes, other assorted snakes, and for some unfathomable reason slow worms.

New Main Posts

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Q: Simulate keystrokes

Your job is to simulate a couple of keystrokes that a user types in. Input A string array or string with a delimiter of your choice (outside the range 32-126) containing at least one 'keystroke'. This array will only contain two types of string: passive keystrokes (single chars) and commands...

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

Is there a email equivalent for GitHub pages? I need a free, decent quality email service that looks professional.

Just like http2.github.io looks more professional than http2.weebly.com

Doorknob

10:25 PM

Is GMail not professional-looking?

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

no

not professional enough @Doorknob

ASCII-only

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC So you want a custom email domain?

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@ASCII-only that isn't free...

zyabin101

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC GitHub issues.

Make a mailbox repo, ask people to make issues in it.

ASCII-only

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC Then what exactly do you want

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

10:29 PM

not a bad idea, @zyabin101

quartata

@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ I take it I wasn't the only person on the planet to watch that video

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

Description for .black TLD: "for people who like the color black"

somebody spent 100k for that!?

quartata

Yes. The color TLDs are popular choices for mail blacklists so I guess they fulfill some goal

Still need to get my hands on a .tatar domain. I'm super lazy....

flawr

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ coool!

they are super cute, aren't they?

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

is anybody australian in here by a chance?

quartata

10:39 PM

@flawr I love snakes.

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@quartata mail blacklist?

zyabin101

I'm Russian.

quartata

And reptiles in general

zyabin101

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC ^^

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@flawr yes. they really are. :3

DJMcMayhem

10:39 PM

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC sp3000 iirc

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

it is to loophole some tld registration rule...

quartata

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC As in drop any messages whose sender domain has that TLD

@DJMcMayhem And Quill.

DJMcMayhem

Yeah, but he isn't in here very often anymore

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@quartata why though?

flawr

@EᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏIʀᴋ feature-request everyone make halloween avatars

ASCII-only

10:40 PM

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC Yeah, Me, Qwerp-Derp, Quill, grc, Sp3000

quartata

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC Because who would actually have one of them and be using them for an actual mail server

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

@flawr but but i like golden cat :(

DJMcMayhem

Oh. I only knew like half of those

flawr

@zyabin101 Welcome back btw

quartata

@flawr I still have one of my old ones

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

10:41 PM

@quartata poor people looking for cheap domains

quartata

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC But they're not cheap

flawr

@quartata well my current one is also from last year

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@ASCII-only diversity meter overflowed again. Going to 256 bit integer

ASCII-only

@flawr A bit early for that (also do we use DeepMind)

quartata

Let me put it like this: show me an actual message you received from a .red or .blue domain and I'll unban them from mine :PP

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

10:43 PM

@flawr I'd participate!

quartata

Meanwhile when someone has the clever idea of spamming from a pokemon.red domain as a prank I'll be sitting comfortably behind my keyboard sipping tomato juice

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

> I'll be sitting comfortably behind my keyboard sipping tomato juice

quartata

Yes. It's my favorite.

flawr

@ASCII-only It's never too early. A friend who is primary school teacher has been practicing christmas songs for two months now.

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

If anybody has $357.10 to spend, I reccomend buying ihave.hiv.

flawr

10:45 PM

Does @zyabin101 ignore everyone now????

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

instantdomainsearch.com/#search=ihave.hiv

flawr

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC But do you also have bees?

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

Or iam.black, if you're black

instantdomainsearch.com/#search=iam.black

flawr

whiteisthenew.black

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

ppcgisawesome.com 99 cents!

ASCII-only

10:49 PM

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC relevant

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC ppcg.lol

quartata

@Doorknob Can you chat refresh me?

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

codegolf.ninja $11(!!)

ASCII-only

@quartata What happened to your avatar

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

(deliberate fake 404)

quartata

Starting the Halloween train

:P

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

10:52 PM

@Sp3000 hey why is that you say you are russian but you are top US user

ASCII-only

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC US?

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

United States...

ASCII-only

@quartata Looks like a blob to me

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC Sp3000 is a US user?

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

:O somebody is selling crazypython.com for $488! That's my trademark, mister!

@ASCII-only according to SEDE

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

CMC: List all TLDs

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

10:54 PM

Oh God

ASCII-only

List of Internet top-level domains

This list of Internet top-level domain extensions contains all top-level domains, which are those domains in the DNS root zone of the Domain Name System of the Internet. The official list is at http://www.iana.org/domains/root/db The official list of all top-level domains is maintained by the Internet Assigned Numbers Authority (IANA). IANA also oversees the approval process for new proposed top-level domains. As of January 2016, the root domain contains 1205 top-level domains, while a few have been retired and are no longer functional. == Types == As of 2015, IANA distinguishes the following...

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

My online identity has been blurred

I'm not the only one with crazypython

But I have the top five search results (DON'T DO THE SEARCH, THAT'S STALKING)

I am the most prominent... there's another crazypython with bad grammar and is also a programmer

ASCII-only

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC No, for US you need to search 'United States', US turns up Australia because "US" is in "Australia"

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

iana.org/domains/root/db/blackfriday.html

quartata

Aug 18 at 15:41, by quartata

When I become the one true dictator of ICANN that one is going to be the first to go

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

10:57 PM

> .みんな

> .RSVP

DJMcMayhem

@quartata :O your profile pic!

zyabin101

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC But there is namemesh.com/domain-name-search/crazy%20python

lots of other domains

quartata

@DJMcMayhem Fauvist pichu

flawr

@zyabin101 Why don't you answer me???

zyabin101

Now that is awkward.

@quartata please tell me more

flawr

10:59 PM

Yes it is indeed...

DJMcMayhem

@Downgoat feature-request could you draw a spoopy rock-climbing cat in the hat for Halloween?

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

web.archive.org/web/20110129094450/http://crazypython.com/blog

DJMcMayhem

2 hours ago, by zyabin101

2) I have so much users in the ignore list, that chat has collapsed into a small enough page.

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

Domain costs US$99 now

DJMcMayhem

Don't waste time on the trolls

quartata

11:01 PM

@Downgoat How do I do sprintf in JS?

flawr

Well let's ignore this guy too...

Ignoring everyone but still sticking around in chat to confuse all.

6

zyabin101

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC crazy-python.com can be yours for just $53.20, including six unwanted domains, at 1&1!

3

flawr

He's probably asking to be kicked again.

4

quartata

@flawr Especially considering he changed his profile to "This user has retired from this site"

zyabin101

Okay, now that is awkward.

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

11:03 PM

well zyabin talks to me

for the record, if you see somebody with the username "CrazyPython" who has bad grammar or numbers after the username, it is NOT me.

flawr

Well he could make a seperate room for that..

Otherwise this is just creating more noise, as it is irrelevant to everyone else.

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

i fell so not special right nau

I used to think CrazyPython was a unique and concise username - no sites where I registered was it taken

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

CMC: Figure out why I'm so high on the trashlist

(I personally think it was that whole Pokemon image thing)

quartata

@Downgoat Can I send a XMLHTTPRequest twice?

Or do I need to reconstruct it?

flawr

@quartata Well even tough I would have preferred not to make use of that feature, I'm putting him on my ignore list now too...

DJMcMayhem

11:07 PM

Man, this room has some serious issues...

mınxomaτ

@quartata You've changed you avatar. Shall we get the pitchforks and torches out again?

quartata

@mınxomaτ I last changed it over 6 months ago...

This is just for Halloween

flawr

But it isn't really halloween themed =/

mınxomaτ

@quartata This still means the last change is now and not 6 months ago.

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@DJMcMayhem the least relevant item on you, according to google, is mbagger.net/ca4/?/users/31716/djmcmayhem

webcache.googleusercontent.com/…

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@quartata en.wiktionary.org/wiki/quartata

DJMcMayhem

11:12 PM

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC uh.... what?

quartata

Glossary of fencing

This is a glossary of terms used in fencing. == A == Absence of blade The situation in a bout when the opposing blades are not touching; opposite of engagement. Advance The ‘advance’ is the basic forward movement. The front foot moves first, beginning by lifting the toes. Straighten the leg at the knee, pushing the heel out in front. Land on the heel, and then bring the back foot up to en garde stance. Also, the term advance is used in general for any movement forward by either step, cross, or ballestra. Advance-Lunge An advance followed immediately by a lunge. The extension can occur before or...

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@DJMcMayhem It's some old shopping website by The North Face.

Now it redirects to a nonexistent domain.

DJMcMayhem

I got that, but what does it have to do with me?

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

You see, I went to the last page of search results for "DJMcMayhem" and that was the last one

mınxomaτ

You sure that you are not a bot? You seem to jump between topics faster than any human I've ever encountered.

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

11:13 PM

@mınxomaτ Log: security professional has noticed botness

dammit, now you did buffer overflow on me

DJMcMayhem

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC that's really bizarre. The strangest thing is that the url ends with my PPCG ID

Anonymous

@quartata Your new avatar is a wonderful combination of artsy and wtf

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

it is a glitchy website...

mınxomaτ

I remember a bot from the IRC days hanging around in the room I was active in. It had an inbuilt function-solver. That used something similar to eval. Using e.g. x=Beep(20e3,60e5) was a good way to wake up the bot admin.

quartata

Could just use /summon but that works too :P

mınxomaτ

11:17 PM

@quartata Nah, the above does a good job at mimicking a cheap smoke detector.

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@mınxomaτ @quartata BEEEEEP

@mınxomaτ did the bot owner (quartata) wake up?

Or maybe my owner is a bot too

@quartata x=Beep(20e3,60e5)

mınxomaτ

@noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC Well, it worked one time. As was expected.

quartata

Can stop pinging me now... :P

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

I IS ROBOT FEED ME BUTTER

Log: making jokes about being a robot to prevent everybody from thinking I'm a robot

dammit

mınxomaτ

Unrelated: Very intriguing documentary about amnesia

DJMcMayhem

11:20 PM

Alright, that's kinda getting old

mınxomaτ

That, too

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

@mınxomaτ is jumping from topics. may also be robot

Anonymous

@mınxomaτ I've seen that, but I forgot what it's about

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

From reddit.com/robots.txt:

User-Agent: bender
Disallow: /my_shiny_metal_ass

User-Agent: Gort
Disallow: /earth

mınxomaτ

@Mego That was cheap.

Anonymous

11:21 PM

I try (sometimes)

Eᴀsᴛᴇʀʟʏ Iʀᴋ

> Thinking of maud, you forget all else...

Anonymous

Sometimes you get well-crafted puns from me. Sometimes I give you easy amnesia jokes. I'm like a loot crate of humor. You always get something.

DJMcMayhem

@mınxomaτ another intriguing documentary about a man with amnesia

mınxomaτ

@Mego I attribute the decline in pun quality to the absence of Geobits, Optimizer or even Rainbolt

Anonymous

Yeah it's mainly because Geobits isn't here

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

11:24 PM

@Mego that describes me perfectly

Anonymous

My puns get better when I have someone to bounce them back and forth with

Maltysen

@DJMcMayhem i'm pretty sure that wasn't a documentary?

mınxomaτ

@Maltysen I think that's the joke.

Also, Memento is a bit overrated. Still a very fine movie though

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

Typical TNB day for me...
http://i.imgur.com/ZvzpcFV.png

zyabin101

@Maltysen the *.ga domain works :D

Anonymous

11:26 PM

@Maltysen Eh, who can remember?

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

&&

@Maltysen that's literally how I get to ppcg every day

my browser's autcomplete

Idea: replace adverbs and adjectives with "f**k" on page

Maltysen

@zyabin101 no problem, have fun :D

Anonymous

@mınxomaτ It is somewhat overrated (if people on the internet had their way, it would win every Oscar ever), but I also enjoyed it. The non-linear storytelling was my favorite part.

Anonymous

I've been told that I need to watch Primer if I enjoy non-linear storytelling

DJMcMayhem

Haha, I was just about to say that

Maltysen

11:28 PM

@Mego i liked the non-linear storytelling too, but didn't really like the plot

Anonymous

Relevant xkcd, as always

DJMcMayhem

"The butterfly effect" is another mind-bending confusing time-travel movie.

Anonymous

I've heard it's a good one

Anonymous

Also Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

DJMcMayhem

@Mego I was expecting this one

Anonymous

11:31 PM

@DJMcMayhem That would be the next choice :P

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

I expletiving expletive hate this expletiving godexpletive chatexpletivingroom. It is so expletiving boring and ...

mınxomaτ

@Mego That's artsy, but good if you enjoy that sort of thing. Primer is really great. Also: Coherence is a pretty awesome movie (if you like things like Fringe, The Lost Room etc.).

Anonymous

Haven't seen Fringe or The Lost Room

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

Python is explicit.
Don't show it to children.

mınxomaτ

@Mego Fringe might be a bit out there, but definite recommendation for TLR

Anonymous

11:33 PM

I'm usually ok with artsy movies

Anonymous

If nothing else, I can enjoy making fun of how pretentious they are

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

Idea: Polandball but for programming language

mınxomaτ

TLR is only six espisodes. Not artsy, but curious and funny at times.

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

anybody who animates decently in here?

Anonymous

My favorite movies are the ones that don't let seriousness get in the way of a good story. See: every Mel Brooks movie ever.

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

11:36 PM

Interstellar was great.

(non sequitur, I know)

mınxomaτ

I don't like drama or action. This is my sort of genre: classreal.com

I've probably seen everything on there. Even the really bad stuff.

Still, my all time favorite is Brazil.

Anonymous

I've enjoyed all of the ones that I've seen off that list

DJMcMayhem

@mınxomaτ gonna have to save that for later

Anonymous

It made my heart break that they only gave Groundhog Day 2 stars

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

I like movies with a good plot.

Anonymous

11:40 PM

That one's a classic

mınxomaτ

@Mego Yeah, but not as good in this genre as many other off that list.

Overall, probably yes.

Anonymous

Every Bill Murray movie sans Garfield is at least 3.5 stars (unless some have slipped my mind)

Anonymous

We don't talk about Garfield

mınxomaτ

Have you seen The Man from Earth?

Anonymous

No

Anonymous

11:42 PM

I can understand why Groundhog Day is a weaker movie in that genre, but still, two stars is hurtful :P

mınxomaτ

It's actually pretty good when you consider that's it literally 1.5 hours of people talking in one room.

It's free on YT btw:

The Man From Earth 2007 1080p x264 YIFY

►

Anonymous

1 star for The Truman Show? Them's fighting words

Anonymous

The Cabin in the Woods might belong on that list

mınxomaτ

@Mego I also strongly disagree with some of the ratings. They seem to really like bashing popular movies. Eh, I just watched a random movie of that list every other day without looking at the rating.

DJMcMayhem

Still not seen that one. Is it good?

mınxomaτ

11:45 PM

It's OK imo.

DJMcMayhem

On of my favorite "mindfuck" movies (which is totally my favorite genre) is "the prestige"

Inception too, obviously

Anonymous

The Prestige is one of my favorite movies of all time

mınxomaτ

Inception is full of inconsistencies and general plot holes. But I did enjoy the cinematography and overall idea.

Anonymous

Magic, Hugh Jackman, Christian Bale, Michael Caine, and written by Christopher Nolan. It checks all the boxes.

Anonymous

Oh, and David Bowie as Nikola Tesla

DJMcMayhem

11:47 PM

@mınxomaτ For example? Not that I disagree, but I'm curious which points you mean

Anonymous

@DJMcMayhem I thoroughly enjoyed The Cabin in the Woods. I thought it was a horror movie, so I went in expecting not to enjoy it. I was pleasantly surprised to find out that it wasn't a horror movie.

mınxomaτ

@DJMcMayhem That would be a lengthy talk. And other people already did better essays on this than I ever could. Maybe another time.

Anonymous

2.5 stars on The Prestige :(

DJMcMayhem

@Mego That's funny, cause I've heard many of my friends say it's just absolutely terrifying. Then again, I don't have a lot of friends who like (or can even stand) horror

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

> This video contains content from Starz Media LLC, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds.

DJMcMayhem

11:51 PM

Which reminds be, I thought "shutter island" was fantastic. Not really horror, more of a thriller

mınxomaτ

@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ Works for me. What is your country?

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

Thanks ~~Obama~~ Starz Distribution

@mınxomaτ U.S.

mınxomaτ

@DJMcMayhem Speaking of DiCaprio, Islands and thrillers: I also recommend the The Beach. More of a psycho-drama, but neat nonetheless.

@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ Interesting.

Helka Homba

@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ -1. Unrelated to Maxwell's

Anonymous

@DJMcMayhem It looks like a horror movie at the start, but then you realize it's a bit different.

DJMcMayhem

11:54 PM

@mınxomaτ well, I've liked every DiCaprio-psycho-island-thriller I've seen so far, so sounds good to me, haha. I'll add it to my list

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

CMC: Given a Wikipedia article title, give the shortest link by UTF-8 bytes (i.e., http://enwp.org/Shortest_redirect_title)

noɥʇʎPʎzɐɹC

youtu.be/zQGOcOUBi6s .

make a game out of it

Helka Homba

@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ CMC: Change your name back to LegionMammal, please.

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

Testcase: Banana → http://enwp.org/🍌

Maltysen

@HelkaHomba seems a bit hypocrytic :P

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ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

11:57 PM

^

Anonymous

@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ wtf

Anonymous

There's a difference between changing one's username to avoid referencing copyrighted content where the creator has explicitly said they don't want it commercialized, and changing one's username to something untypable on most keyboards for no real reason other than to be "unique".

Helka Homba

Thank you penguin :)

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

@Mego Shortest redirect, 🍌 has 4 UTF-8 bytes

Anonymous

@ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ I did not expect the banana emoji to work as a Wikipedia page link :P

Anonymous

11:59 PM

@HelkaHomba Glad to help ~~boy-and-stuffed-tiger~~ arctic fox :)

ΛεγίωνΜάμμαλϠΟΗʹ

Template:R from Unicode

When used with the "Redirect category shell" (Rcat shell) template: Template {{Redirect category shell}} may be used to add one or more rcat templates, along with their parameters and categories, to a redirect. For more information see the documentation page below. When used by itself: From a Unicode character: This is a redirect from a single Unicode character to an article or Wikipedia project page that infers meaning for the symbol. Examples would be monetary symbols like dollar and euro signs, language symbols, daggers, and so on. For a multiple-character-long title with diacritics, use template...

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