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12:29 AM
@AaronBertrand did i do it right?
 
1:20 AM
yeppers
 
 
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6:53 AM
hi
 
7:34 AM
Yesterday I found one of these in a shop in Italy.
 
7:51 AM
Wooden keyboard? Interesting
 
8:08 AM
@James An italian bamboo keyboard. 8/
Speaking of which we were in Bellagio on Saturday and a bunch of elderly Texans with really broad yee-harr accents were in the cafe with us.
It was all y'all this and y'all that.
The best think about Lake Como this weekend is that George Clooney and his attendant 3-ring circus were all in Venice.
 
 
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9:50 AM
hi
what is the best practice of solving compiler errors
in sql,pl/sql or in Oracle
is it just copy the error code and Google it and whatever error solutions appear just paste it
or something else
like documentation
I would like to have a reference for error codes with their actual meaning or cause would be good but i don't get any links
 
@user285oo6 What is the error message you're having problems with?
 
10:27 AM
Error: PLS-07204: conversion away from column type may result in sub-optimal query plan
@MarkStorey-Smith although there are many more but simply asking here doesn't make sense(i.e. it would like asking all the errors here instead of trying it myself)
 
@user285oo6 So, have you trying googling and identifying which line of code produces this warning?
 
@ypercube Is a difference between sql,pl/sql,ORA errors
can we get sql,pl/sql,ORA errors all in a single proceedure
or its only sql/plsql
 
@ConcernedOfTunbridgeWells That was me
 
@user285oo6 I haven't worked much in Oracle, so I can't answer that.
I'm not sure if it fits your version number.
But the message is almost self-explanatory.
You probably have a condition like SomeFunction( column ) = SomethingElse
or column = somethingElse
and the 2 types do not match.
 
@ypercube thanks for reply
but i got this error in a compare query
like between from_date and to_date
 
10:40 AM
What is the exact condition you have?
 
gps between lv_from_date and lv_to_date
 
and the datatypes of the 3 expressions? (gps, iv_from_date, iv_to_date)?
Are these columns of base tables? (or from views? or derived tables?)
 
gps is timestamp
derived tables
 
And I guess the other 2 are not. That's why you get the complain.
Does Oracle have timestamp? I thought it had only DATE
Oh, it has. Sorry.
 
 
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11:57 AM
How am I being cynical or rude here?
@AaronBertrand I find your cynicism rude. — Yuck 8 hours ago
 
@AaronBertrand not sure
comment removed though
 
JNK
12:26 PM
morning all
 
Really? What was rude or cynical about anything I've said there?
 
@AaronBertrand I don't think anything was rude about it.
 
@bluefeet Was any of Aaron's comment removed?
 
but the rudeness could have been from this deleted comment @AaronBertrand
> Oh my gosh, then do it with two operations. What is this question really about? Bypassing permissions? What does "only allowed" mean? Is mommy validating your queries?
 
"Is mommy validating your queries?" This could be called sarcasm. Not cynical though.
 
12:41 PM
Oh yeah forgot about that jab. I think this is why it would be helpful if you could see your own deleted comments
 
1:40 PM
I wonder who I pissed and got downvoted: dba.stackexchange.com/questions/17267/…
 
@ypercube me
 
Maybe I should as Gordon, who asks publicly every time one of his questions gets a -1:
 
storms away
 
Any reason for the downvote? — Gordon Linoff 49 mins ago
"I have like 210000+ rep. Why did someone rip me off 2?"
 
@ypercube yeah he likes to complain about DVs. More times than not, he'll delete an answer if it gets a DV
 
1:44 PM
That answer will yield different result than the OP's by the way.
Yes, he comments on the other answer - which is equivalent to the OP's - about efficiency.
 
@ypercube Rolando had an answer with an upvote and a downvote, which he deleted (I didn't check timeline, but I presume immediately after the downvote).
 
1:56 PM
@ypercube maybe someone didn't like "performant"
 
Perhaps an error message, or some other tiny tidbit of pertinent information might help us help you. — Max Vernon 20 secs ago
@ypercube was that cynical enough?
@swasheck - I wish I was going to PASS this year. It's on my agenda for next time :-(
 
@MaxVernon I find it snarky and sarcastic but not cynical. But it could be that the words have different meanings in English than in Greek.
I often has this problem with words of greek origin.
 
@ypercube lol, thanks. I'll work harder next time :-)
 
@MaxVernon Just admit you are a dog ;)
2
 
I'm not sure why this bothers me but when I see temp tables with the name dbo.#temp... it drives me batty.
why have dbo. on a temp?
 
2:01 PM
@MaxVernon Oh, you meant your comment! The link was to Aaron's.
 
@ypercube lol, I should have been clearer about what I was referring to.
 
Has anyone come up with a clever trick for estimating how much progress an update statistics command has made (on SQL 2008, non-R2)?
Or even a stupid trick
 
2:17 PM
If it does not show non-zero for percent_complete in sys.dm_exec_requests, probably not.
For some things you can make educated guesses based on cumulative reads or writes. But for stats just go get a coffee.
 
Drug pusher
Let's be clear about this @RohitJain. YOU CAN'T PUT A HYPHEN IN A DECIMAL. — Sean Lange 1 hour ago
 
@AaronBertrand Thanks, that's what I was found too. The reads seem to be some multiple of the table size.
 
How about that triple negative?
 
2:33 PM
@AaronBertrand I was wrong by the way. His query is fine. Equivalent. And performant ;)
 
whoa, hit 500
500
A: Update a table using JOIN in SQL Server?

Aaron BertrandYou don't quite have SQL Server's proprietary UPDATE FROM syntax down. Also not sure why you needed to join on the CommonField and also filter on it afterward. Try this: UPDATE t1 SET t1.CalculatedColumn = t2.[Calculated Column] FROM dbo.Table1 AS t1 INNER JOIN dbo.Table2 AS t2 ON t1.Co...

 
JNK
Downvoting
 
figures
 
JNK
Don't tell me to shut up!
 
what'd you call me?
 
JNK
2:37 PM
All my insults are getting sent in plain text
 
@bluefeet Maybe it's like "between you and I" – overcorrection.
 
cd w:
Whoops
 
:q!
 
@MikeFal "Whoops" the output of "cd w:"? Strange...
 
JNK
2:40 PM
@AndriyM custom PS error messages I'm guessing
 
I'm the sucker in the Elmo suit. It was 84 degrees yesterday. That sucked.
 
@AaronBertrand that cake looked crazy - who made the cake?
 
I look like I'm smiling but trust me I'm not.
 
It's good for you, builds character
 
2:58 PM
@MaxVernon that wasnt cynical.
@ypercube also, the contemporary understanding of cynicism is quite different from the greek philosophy
@ypercube that's very funny. you get a star.
@James multiple stats objects being sampled?
@AaronBertrand free coffee at dunkin (since i know you northeasterners love them) today for national coffee day
 
JNK
@swasheck He's a canuckian so it's all Tim Horton's buddy
 
3:13 PM
@swasheck yep
 
I actually prefer Honey Dew (and sadly they're relatively local so can't do the free coffee thing)
And I think I'll like Tim Horton's even less now that it's going to have Burger King influence. I don't know if there's worse fast food anywhere than Burger King.
 
Wendys > BK > McD in my ordering of fast food joints
 
@James multiple reads
 
JNK
@billinkc same
Also Krispy Kreme is the best donut
 
@billinkc @AaronBertrand where does taco bell fall in your pantheon?
 
3:16 PM
Different (horrible) products
 
JNK
maybe it's because I grew up on them
 
@JNK do not like kk. i really like lamar's
 
@swasheck KC REPRESENT!
 
JNK
Never heard of em
I grew up in Winston Salem which is where KK started and it was just a regional thing
 
@billinkc i'm sorry. are you attempting to communicate something to me?
 
3:17 PM
For fast faux mexican, it'd be taco bell > taco Johns but that might just be because my wife is infatuated with TJs
 
@swasheck not even on my radar - won't eat there. I've eaten at BK probably twice as an adult, both times gross.
 
Lamar's doughnuts are a Kansas City based doughnut place that has been franchising out
 
@JNK yeah. KK was fun for early morning beach stuff in florida, but i dont really like glazed air
 
JNK
Anyone here use TSQLT?
 
@AaronBertrand nice. i stopped eating there in high school when a friend of mine who worked there said that the meat came out of bags labeled only as "fit for human consumption"
@JNK not if i can help it. you may want to head over to SSC and see if you can get Steve Jones' attention
 
JNK
3:20 PM
@swasheck you avoid it?
 
Nevermind, I wanted to go with TSQLT but instead we did CI
 
@billinkc i think he did it in denver
@JNK i have no actual need for it, tbh
 
I looked at TSQLt jeez, back in 2007 maybe?
 
JNK
I like it a lot
We use TSQLT with CI
I added the sql tests to our teamcity build
 
3:23 PM
My friend did all this awesome TDD stuff when he first got here and he was the only one doing it, couldn't get management buy in to force others so he gave up
 
JNK
@swasheck cool I may bug him
I think I know what the issue is (the test isn't a unit test it runs stuff like 10 times)
 
@JNK like i said --- head over to the SSC forums and see if you can raise the TSQLt flag.
 
@swasheck yep, the table only has 55 stats objects on it. i shouldn't have updated stats on the whole table, i guess...
 
@James ;)
@James i suppose you could look at this thing to see which ones need to be updated
 
3:53 PM
@swasheck There should be a command like DBCC MAKEBETTERDECISIONS that I can run
 
DBCC commands are so old fashioned. You need dynamic management objects
EXEC sys.dmo_MakeBetterDecisions
 
4:38 PM
@billinkc I'm looking for EXEC sys.GO_FASTER_MANG!
 
So is this guy
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Q: Odd Execution Plan

NicKI have a table in SQL Server that is performing very slowly and I have been trying different indexing options to try to speed it up to no avail. I suspect all of the varchar(max) fields may be a source of the pain... Here is the structure: CREATE TABLE [SurveyData]( [sdid] [bigint] IDENTIT...

 
JNK
So I will get a ballot next week when I can vote for PASS right?
 
If you updated your profile, yes, you should
 
JNK
ok great
 
@AaronBertrand I don't see that image?
 
4:50 PM
@Zane pre-empting, because 9 times out of 10 when you ask for a plan you get a blurry screen shot
 
@Zane wait, who are you?, where's the old megaman?
 
@AaronBertrand does changing my password count?
:)
 
I may have to contract my Andy to photoshop the ELMO @AaronBertrand into his profile photo's.
@Lamak This is drawing a friend of mine did of me in the style of Mega-Man and Sierra as Rush. It's the BEST thing ever!
 
it is pretty cool
 
@Zane what did you do to your gravatar???????
 
5:12 PM
Look above 2 lines.
 
@Zane but that doesn't explain why you would confuse us by changing it?
 
@bluefeet Like you never did, right?
 
@ypercube never! :)
 
5:34 PM
Anyway I love it so I'm using it for everything.
 
@Zane :)
 
hey folks quick question: I'm a developer charged with researching moving all of our on prem dev/qa/prod environments to azure. we're a msft shop maintaining a .net web app with a sql backend.
I'm not a dba by trade but I have enough knowledge to get by. what i'd like to know is if there is a tool or script I can use to analyze our on premise production dbs so I can determine what the correct sql azure tier is. i'm not sure if this is on topic--if it is i can post as a question, if not, any tips on where to start learning are much appreciated -- peace
and by performance, i mean how our processor usage, reads, writes, etc. would translate into DTUs etc.
 
5:50 PM
why do people care about this?
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Q: Eliminate sequence-numbering 'gaps' when deleting in SQL Server

RiqueWI have two tables in a SQL Server database, that are in a many-to-many relationship, with the rows in TableA representing the 'container' structure in my business logic, and TableB the 'child' objects that can be included in any number of those containers. I've created a linking table, TableA_X_T...

 
@ypercube / @lamak are you around?
 
Why are you bothering to store the sequence number if it has absolutely no bearing on the actual value in that row? Just determine the number at runtime (e.g. using ROW_NUMBER()) instead of trying to maintain this meaningless data in the database. It's really not meaningful at all until someone actually queries the data that actually exists at the time they run the query, right? So why break your back trying to keep the stored data in some magical, gapless nirvana? — Aaron Bertrand 6 secs ago
OMG next bad habits post - caring about gaps
And after that gauging the performance of SQL queries by rendering 18 bazillion rows in a Management Studio grid over a flaky VPN connection
(I might have to come up with a more concise title for that one)
 
I particularly like "gapless nirvana"
 
But why update the table? You're going to have to perform this maintenance every time any row is touched. Put the ROW_NUMBER() expression in a view, then you can get the real-time sequence at runtime without having to do all this extra maintenance for every single write. — Aaron Bertrand 13 secs ago
 
@CharlesWesley No tool that I'm aware of. Are you going to SQL Azure or SQL Server VM?
@CharlesWesley Posted as a question it would might fall into the "tip of the iceberg" close category.
 
6:01 PM
Also you should search and read about "quirky update" - it is not a good idea IMHO. — Aaron Bertrand 3 mins ago
quirky update?
 
UPDATE listEntries
SET @seq = listEntries.Sequence = @seq + 1
FROM listEntries;
Using a variable to perform magical updates (common kludge for running totals)
 
@AaronBertrand ah got it
oh, this query
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Q: MYSQL Tables Join Filtering For Favorites

Mike NelsonI am in need of some help figuring out the best way to join separate tables I am using. I am essentially trying to output a list of schools (first table in MYSQL) where one column is an empty star icon, and the star will only be filled if the school exists in a users saved school profile (second...

> AVG(
((Q1+Q2+Q3+Q4+Q5+Q6+Q7+Q8+Q9+Q10+Q11+Q12+Q13+Q14+Q15+
Q16+Q17+Q18+Q19+Q20+Q21+Q22+Q23+Q24+Q25+Q26+Q27+Q28+Q29+Q30+
Q31+Q32+Q33+Q34+Q35+Q36+Q37+Q38+Q39+Q40+Q41+Q42+Q43+Q44+Q45+
Q46+Q47+Q48+Q49+Q50+Q51+Q52)/(52*10)
 
@AaronBertrand Completely missed your news... belated congrats!
 
@swasheck Sorry, just got back
 
@Lamak no worries.
 
6:17 PM
@swasheck Well, I'm here now ;-). Do you need anything?
 
@Lamak is it valid to subtract two vectors (e.g. velocity?) ... this is valid, right?
45 km/h - 15 km/h
and then multiplying by some other number (component of the vector)?
so ...
(45 km/h - 15 km/h) * .25h = 7.5km
(my math is ... "rusty")
 
@swasheck well, you can substract them, but you'll need to take the direction and sense too
not just the magnitude
 
@Lamak that's what i thought. i just dont know how to get the direction and sense
ugh. bummer.
 
@swasheck how do you know that you need to substract them then?
you usually talk about "adding"
 
i'm getting points-in-time velocity
 
6:21 PM
@swasheck is it velocity or speed?
 
huuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
it's speed
 
@swasheck then you can just straight up substract them. It's just the magnitude of velocity, not a vector
 
Did any of you see the Vikings game this weekend? Our rookie can ball.
 
@Lamak i feel idiot
 
well, they still need to be speed that are comparable (meaning the magnitude of a vector that has the same direction and sense) if you want to use them directly
 
6:25 PM
yeah
they are
 
then everything's just fine
 
@Lamak i appreciate you helping me
 
don't worry, I'm just glad it was something I could help with. Advanced mathematics and physics are way over my head
 
6:37 PM
VtC Too broad == Cannot be done?
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Q: Combine SSIS .dtsx files to relevent .rdl report files into one Visual Studio project

Ben ChenSo i have a bunch of .dtsx job files that execture a set of tasks and at the end they generate a report using .rdl report files. I currently have the .dtsx files seperate than the report .rdl files and i cant seem to create a project that holds the SSIS packages with the .rdl files. I cant combin...

 
London is supposed to be getting an NFL team
So I can feel American again
 
@James really?
 
That would be murder on the players for travel
 
@James mmhmm
@billinkc no kidding
 
6:44 PM
There was a game here a couple years ago that did well, and another one that got cancelled because of... something
 
@James just had one last weekend, right?
 
@swasheck I didn't know that but yep
 
@MarkStorey-Smith thanks sir!
 
@swasheck Are you going to put your managing stats slidedeck online?
 
JNK
6:51 PM
I just saw a stat last week that the average playtime in an NFL game is like 11 minutes
 
@JNK huh?
 
Makes sense, a lot of the time is spent watching the clock wind down
40-second play clock and most plays are < 5 seconds
 
oh. through the entire game? yeah. i guess that does make sense
 
Oh yeah, average play time (not playtime) of 11 minutes would be something else :-)
And I'm pretty sure playtime isn't the right compound word, just thought that would illustrate better what JNK meant
 
@JNK NFL is this game where people dressed in plastic armour fall into one another until we can't see the one that holds the egg? And then take like 10 minutes to organize again in 2 lines?
 
6:59 PM
What a weird thing to do
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Q: Trying to wrap my mind around awful SQL query

František ŠkanderaCan someone please help me understand what exactly this query does? SELECT pp.Sedol ,MAX(MAX(Id)) OVER ( PARTITION BY pp.Sedol ,MAX(pp.ValueDate) ) PriceId FROM Prices pp GROUP BY pp.Sedol

Is it the same as just doing SELECT Col, MAX(Id) FROM Table GROUP BY Col, or are there any other possibilities?
 
@AaronBertrand What did you get this time?
 
JNK
@ypercube they headbutt too, not just fall
 
@MarkStorey-Smith female gender
@MarkStorey-Smith Nora Autumn Grace
 
@ypercube I'm sorry, can't decide if your comment is agreeing or disagreeing with me ;-)
 
Forget it. I wasn't thinking clearly.
 
7:14 PM
ah, ok
 
^ imagery in my next blog post
 
lol
 
@AaronBertrand Ugh why? Is your post somehow related to David Cassidy?
 
@Zane compatibility level
Like why is your database still in compat = 80
It's time to ditch that and the bellbottom trousers and butterfly collars
 
Sounds like another one that I need to pass around the office.
Half of ours are 90
I even wrote a blog post about some new features but had to qualify listing the 3 out of 20 databases that could use it...
 
7:33 PM
@MarkStorey-Smith SQL Azure -- our dev team is moving into more of a devops role where we will be more hands on in production so not having to deal with VMs and only focusing on the app code/db is our goal. i'm trying to get a bead on what our current on prem db is doing so I can translate that into the correct service tier
@MarkStorey-Smith I suspected it was off-topic so I figured i'd give chat a shot--thanks for validating my suspiscion
 
@CharlesWesley What sort of scale are we talking about? Handful of databases, couple of low spec servers or hundreds of databases on "big" boxes?
 
@Zane many (probably 50%) of our servers are v9.00
 
@AaronBertrand Abu el Banat! (West Wing quote)
 
@MarkStorey-Smith webscale, man, webscale! :-)
 
@MaxVernon Introduced a dozen of our developers to the "MongoDB is webscale" cartoon last week. Cracks me up everytime.
 
7:38 PM
It's annoying that we did all of this testing to bring everything to 2012 but didn't change the compatibility level of any of them.
 
Most of them got it. Worrying that some possibly didn't!
 
@MarkStorey-Smith I'm trying to find it... perhaps something is blocking it at our firewall...
ahhh Youtube has it. youtube.com/watch?v=b2F-DItXtZs seems xtranormal is gone.
"you turn it on, and it scales right up"
"if /dev/null is fast and webscale, I will use it"
too much!
 
still my favorite line
"does /dev/null support sharding?"
3
holy crap. @gbn and his mullet are here.
 
he responds to butterfly collars
 
nice
 
7:56 PM
@MarkStorey-Smith db backend for a public website -- currently two backend db vms, prod database is only 40gb, less than 10,000 users a day. I'm curious about how our current usage would calculate into DTUs I could see us using an S1 or S2 but I'd like to have some data to back that assumption up
 
@swasheck you scared him off.
 
@CharlesWesley Perfmon transactions/sec would be a good place to start I guess
@CharlesWesley Not tried it but might be possible to use RML tools to replay a sample workload against an azure instance.
 
@MarkStorey-Smith that's great i'll check it out--that was my initial plan: figure out what the current demands are and then try to recreate that against an instance in azure and see how it does
@MarkStorey-Smith i'll go along this route and run with it and see how far it gets me--thanks for the feedback
 
@CharlesWesley Pop back and let us know how you get on if possible. Not something I've tried so would be interested to hear if it works
 
@MarkStorey-Smith will do this is all new territory for me so i'm sure i'll be back to validate assumptions and whatnot--cheer!
 
8:04 PM
@AaronBertrand You are amazing. Thank you!!!
Therefore I'm done for the week.
 
lucky you, done for the week on a monday
 
8:18 PM
@AaronBertrand i'm just still in shock that it's an actual "thing." now if they'd update their guidance to avoid the "only install SPs" then that'd be nice
 
talking about webscale:
Curious which countries consume the most #mobile web content? Get live updates here: http://bit.ly/1vq8RfE http://t.co/qxRvZ8p1mc
Must be a lot of MangoDB instances in N.A.
 
I think this table was designed by someone who heard that treating dates as strings was bad, so they made the date an int instead
 
JNK
@James I like floats as times
er times stored as floats
 
@swasheck Yeah they have heard that message a hundred times. I don't know that the holdup is.
 
@JNK How does that work? Minutes after the decimal point?
 
JNK
8:24 PM
@James not sure it does native translation
SELECT CAST(CAST('8:00:00' AS datetime) AS float)
 
I need to Photoshop Elmo with his head exploding
 
JNK
gives you 0.33333333333333
 
It's simple. Every 27 years is a full epoch so we count that as 1. The decimal numbers use this cool bitmask function to encode the rest of the data and of course, we use 1898 as our epoch date
 
I guess that works and is easily understood
as in "see you at work at 0.333333333333333333 tomorrow"
 
Mine has the advantage of being a user defined data type... You can't discount that as a selling point
 
8:28 PM
i store all my datetimes as SQLVARIANT
 
@James not enough 3s, amateur, I'm going to be so confused about what time to show up
NEED MOAR PRECISION
 
I get so confused, when will SP3 be no longer supported - 2017? support2.microsoft.com/lifecycle/search/…
 
I've asked for an update
Since there will be no more service packs, it seems like they could draw a line in the sand with real calendar dates instead of mocking you with word problems.
3
 
Oh shiz we are about to remove my admin rights...
 
Hurry! Install heartbleed!
 
8:37 PM
We've secretly replaced Zane's admin rights with decaf, let's see if he notices
 
I'm going to lose everything... Chrome, notepad++, Plan Explorer, winrar, and textcrawler....
 
They're imaging it as well?
 
@Zane sounds like they're going for "piss of the DBA" day.
 
@MaxVernon better than "piss on the DBA" day
 
@swasheck True dat.
 
8:46 PM
@MaxVernon We're proper Wells now.
However it means I get my new contract. Huzzah!
 
improper
 
hat for the day is fixing certificate issue on Linux instance on Amazon AWS...didn't even know I new how to do that.
 
I was reading this documentation from Microsoft about SEMANTICSIMILARITYTABLE
And there's a detail in the example
It says
SELECT TOP(10) KEY_TBL.matched_document_key AS Candidate_ID
FROMSEMANTICSIMILARITYTABLE
    (
    HumanResources.JobCandidate,
    Resume,
    @CandidateID
    ) AS KEY_TBL
ORDER BY KEY_TBL.score DESC;
instead of
SELECT TOP(10) KEY_TBL.matched_document_key AS Candidate_ID
FROM SEMANTICSIMILARITYTABLE
    (
    HumanResources.JobCandidate,
    Resume,
    @CandidateID
    ) AS KEY_TBL
ORDER BY KEY_TBL.score DESC;
 
@Lamak i guess that's what happens when you have an unwieldy name in the first place
 
9:01 PM
I mean, it's an obvious error, but well....documentation should be correct
 
Clicky the button that says community feedback
 
don't wanna
 
That's not what a good community moderator says
 
I have no reply to that
 
Conserje, limpiase!
 
9:06 PM
that....didn't make much sense. You overreached
 
It was an attempt to say: janitor, clean but putting it through translate says I have provided the mangle
My spanish never got to imperative forms
Would limpiase have been sufficient or would you command someone to clean with another word?
 
 
1 hour later…
10:22 PM
Does this comment make sense?
Yes it was ".trn" thank you. It deleted all older than 2 weeks backup files, but I see the ".bak" file extension now for the file name, although the maintenance plan for it still shows the backup type to be "Transaction Log" and the file extension is "trn", should I worry about this? as it may not delete the .bak after 2 weeks since the file extension should be trn... Thanks again for your help — Mary 4 mins ago
 
@James person's confused
 
@swasheck Maybe I just helped her delete all her backups, and the server is going to crash tomorrow
 
@James free internet help. use at your own risk
 
yep
 
also - if she loses her job then it could very well be that she didnt deserve it in the first place.
 
10:51 PM
This is why maintenance plans are dangerous - they're like clickbait for the uninformed
"She tried to back up her databases with a maintenance plan. You won't believe what happened next!"
2
 
but it's so much fun to watch the fallout
 
11:47 PM
SQL Server is not a spreadsheet; stop treating it like one!
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Q: Double quotes from excel query when copy/paste from excel into sql server 2012

user3029609I have a query excel in each of my rows, about 2000. When I copy paste all queries into sql server roughly 100 rows are showing a error in sql. Might not even be an error but the query will paste into sql with double quotes in front of entire query. I have error checking in place so it has somet...

"paste into SQL Server" is just so fundamentally wrong
 
I know I've been semi-absent of late but.. WTF happened to cause our visitor traffic to double in the past couple of months?
I'd swear it was <40k last time I checked and its now 82k?
 
I think more people on #sqlhelp have been directed to stop asking 140-character questions and post more details here
I've also bumped up the mentions in some of my bad habits posts etc.
(I doubt the latter accounts for a whole lot, but it can't hurt)
Now if only we could qualify the traffic a little better, as the quality ratio has suffered
IMHO, anyway
 

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