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7:01 PM
@Lamak all i can give is black stars
 
I'll take one of those
 
@Lamak I've got black and blue stars on my arm
 
I don't know how to answer this
How could I know? — perodriguezl 1 min ago
@ypercube ANSI for life!
 
7:21 PM
@bluefeet I don't think I'm ready for a permanent golden star in my arm
 
@Lamak but it's fun
 
@bluefeet pics or it didn't happen
 
@Kermit this is actually non-standard by the ISO/ANSI-92 standard. And at the same time standard with the 2003+ standards (not sure about the 1999 one), provided that companies(id) is the primary key of that table. Not that MySQL actually checks anything...ypercube 2 mins ago
@bluefeet I'll add that to the list of "pros"
 
@Kermit no pics being shared this time
 
Why are we all assuming MySQL? Cause it's terribad? — Kermit 6 secs ago
 
7:24 PM
@bluefeet But I showed you the Tattoo I got of @AaronBertrand on my butt.
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Oh no I've said too much.
 
@Zane haha nice
I don't have a good pic of it
 
@bluefeet It's a hard picture to take.
 
@Zane kinda of because it wraps from my bicep around up to my shoulder
 
@bluefeet those are lots of stars then
 
@bluefeet mine was easy. The lady next to me got one on her knee that bled like a stuck pig.
 
7:27 PM
@Lamak I've got 3 stars and then some other stuff with them
@Zane I foresee more in the near future for me
 
I've got a bit before I can afford the next one. Probably get two next winter.
the Spider-Man one is going to be a B
 
@Zane not familiar with "going to be a B"....is that good?
 
when american say it's going to be a B, it means "it's going to be a bitch"
 
I see
 
@Lamak Sorry my good man I forget how often I use a phrase you're not exposed to.
 
7:34 PM
and why would @Zane want to get a tatoo of that?
(joking)
 
Don't feel bad I didn't get the correlation either
I was thinking "why would a spider-man tattoo have a bee on it?"
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ha, good to know
 
Spider-Man will have heaps of Tight lines going to be a difficult tattoo to sit through.
@AaronBertrand Ha!
 
@Zane no problem. Otherwise I wouldn't learn
 
@Kermit Not a bad assumption:
actually this worked best for me... — user3552309 5 mins ago
 
7:37 PM
I do that often to people at work. They aren't native english speakers and I'm constantly throwing Idioms at them and they have no clue what I'm talking about.
 
@Zane I usually pick up those quickly. But hadn't seen/heard "going to be a B"...now, the complete version that @Kermit said, I have
 
I can't believe they are banning Ridesharing all over Europe. Seems crazy to me.
I didn't know the Cabby Union was so powerful out there.
 
@Zane are they banning it?
 
It's not safe. They might be a crazy person who's going to sell your kidneys on the black market
 
@Lamak Yeah France already has huge restrictions on UBER and Belgium has completely banned it.
 
7:45 PM
Instead of the rigorous background check all regulated cab drivers undergo
 
@Zane I knew about the restrictions, but hadn't heard about completely banning it
 
What do I care about taxis. I'm 'merican
 
@billinkc I think they are less concerned about that than the huge backlash that's been happening.
 
@billinkc What do I care about europe, I'm chilean
 
7:48 PM
@Lamak lol
 
@Lamak Is that like an actual place?
Probably in Texas
 
@billinkc funny enough, we do have a similar flag
 
@Lamak texas flag?
 
yup
and the chilean one:
 
@Zane both countries are socialist.. think they care about real businesses or just protectionism? :)
dumb politicians can be found everywhere, I guess they can have bigger impact in a socialist country
 
7:54 PM
@Lamak Now I want to get a chilean flag and attend as many TX centric events as possible
 
@billinkc See how long before anyone notices.
 
Exactly. Bet I'd get through lots of events before it was discovered
 
Minnesota's flag is ugly.
 
@billinkc I like our flag. And liked it more when I did't know the texan one
 
@Marian Socialist?
 
7:57 PM
@ypercube yep, their leading parties are on the left wing
 
@AaronBertrand think the kings can close it out tonight?
Aslo @swasheck and @MikeFal you guys ready for the game tonight?
 
You mean the sharks?
 
@AaronBertrand ouch
 
@AaronBertrand Yeah I meant the sharks close out the kings.
 
@Zane sure
 
8:02 PM
I think so. The Kings forgot their emotion in the regular season.
 
@ypercube look here - see the table with candidates from 2012.. Same for Belgium, iirc.
 
@Zane i think the wild are going to win tonight.
 
@swasheck I'm pretty excited for it. I think with a wind under their belt the Wild will play better. I hope anway.
 
I hope so too. And if they do move on, I hope they bench Cooke when he's eligible to return.
 
@Marian Yeah, I am aware of that. At least for France, not following Belgium's politics.
 
8:04 PM
@AaronBertrand I had a feeling the Sharks would take them from the beginning. However I didn't expect the Kings to get demolished.
 
But we had a "socialist" party for several years in Greece as well. You could describe it as left-wing but socialist was not.
 
@AaronBertrand at this point he's really more of a liability
 
I doubt they will bench him.
 
well i doubt they'll advance ... but stranger things have happened
 
lol
 
8:07 PM
(like that year that guy named brunette made roy look silly)
 
@swasheck My last name By the Way.
 
@Zane i know
i think i remember asking you if you were related
 
Yeah I get that a lot but no. My family falsely took that name.
 
@Zane I just thought it was a pun on not being blonde
 
@Lamak But I am blonde.
 
8:12 PM
@Zane is that what you meant? because you're blonde?
 
@Zane it was before I saw that 19-years-old picture of you
 
@swasheck No I mean we changed our names when we fled Scotland after the revolution.
My family was apparently part of those nobility groups that sided with the English and had to flee.
 
@Zane so what ... you think you're my master now?
 
@Zane an aristochrat
 
Something like that.
 
8:17 PM
i come from a long line of polish smelters and german watchmakers. we were not aristocrats
 
My family is actually 3/4 Irish anyway. That's just where that name comes from.
 
@swasheck what did these polish smelt, exactly?
 
@Kermit that's a good question
(unless you were trying to be funny then, "hahahahaha")
 
No, what did they smelt?
 
@Kermit dunno. all i read in the book was that they were smelters
 
8:19 PM
@swasheck Well the whole aristocrat thing really goes out the window anyway when you flee the country you're an aristocrat in some 700+ years ago.
 
@Kermit most likely iron
 
@swasheck that's suspicious
 
@Kermit howso?
 
Oh, I just don't believe you is all.
 
lol
 
8:21 PM
@Kermit that's fine. all i have is the info in my grandmother's book which was fairly limited
 
Well, I know my grandparents and parents. And that's really all I know about my origins
@AaronBertrand did you ever posted that meta Q about rep on meta.SE?
 
@Lamak i know all about my origins
 
@Lamak nah, I know how it will end
Mostly just crying
 
@AaronBertrand let's see it play out anyway
 
@AaronBertrand bummer, I wanted to upvote it
 
8:24 PM
@Lamak One of my uncles looked it up. TBH there is nothing in the world that's less important.
 
Maybe @Kermit could propose it
 
@AaronBertrand feed me the speech
 
@Zane i'd beg to differ. reality tv being the first thing off the top of my head
 
@Kermit wrong
 
@swasheck lol
 
8:25 PM
@swasheck also MySQL
 
@Lamak i don't believe in make believe
 
I'm still not sure I understand why this site is reputation-based. I think that all this does is make people afraid to participate in conversations.

All of the per-site metas are not reputation-based - the privileges you have there match what you've earned on their main site. Does the amount of participation you've had exclusively in the per-site meta affect your ability to jump into a conversation about issues on a site where you have participated highly? No. Should you be afraid of losing reputation for sharing an unpopular opinion there and getting down-voted into oblivion? No, and I th
 
@AaronBertrand this goes on meta.so or meta.se ?
 
SE
 
@Kermit meta.se because it's the only one that has its own rep system
Another idea I'm thinking of proposing at some point - a bounty on questions
Why can't you reward a question with more than one measly up-vote?
 
8:31 PM
@AaronBertrand can you help me understand this statement?
> So, if you have 110K on skeptics, and that is your highest rep in the network, you have 110K here.
My rep got transferred from the old meta site
 
My proposal is that meta.se just inherits the rep from the site where you have the highest rep. Currently meta.se has what your rep was on meta.so
That statement is what I propose, not a statement of fact.
 
@Kermit but not here
 
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Q: Why not just inherit the rep from the site where you have the highest rep?

KermitI'm still not sure I understand why this site is reputation-based. I think that all this does is make people afraid to participate in conversations. All of the per-site metas are not reputation-based - the privileges you have there match what you've earned on their main site. Does the amount of...

 
@AaronBertrand I would like to star/favorite answers
 
I want to comment "well said!"
@Lamak been proposed many times
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Q: Mark answer as favorite/star

ahsteele Possible Duplicate: Is there any way to favorite/bookmark an answer? This is migrated from a suggestion I made at UserVoice. Often times I am not interested in the question so much as I am the answer. Unfortunately, the only site option for bookmarking an optimal answer is to bookmark...

 
8:37 PM
@AaronBertrand lol
 
@AaronBertrand yup, I know, and I've upvoted those
 
what am I missing in this delete?
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Q: CTE statement to delete duplicate rows - what's wrong with this statement?

SteveMustafaWITH CTE AS( SELECT set_name, table_name, cfg_name, col_name, col_row, delete_id, recovery_unique_id, RN = ROW_NUMBER()OVER(PARTITION BY set_name, table_name, cfg_name, col_name, col_row, delete_id, recovery_unique_id ORDER BY cfg_name, col_name) FROM cfg_param_recs ) DELETE FROM CTE ...

I'm not seeing a syntax issue
 
You could just bookmark the link under an answer, just means it's a function of your browser and not of the site
 
@AaronBertrand yup, jeff proposed that some time ago too
@bluefeet maybe he has more code than what he's showing?
 
@bluefeet guesses: (1) col_name is a reserved word (2) his compatibility level is 80
 
8:41 PM
was about to say the same about col_name, but thought that the error message would be different
 
Here comes the downvote brigade
 
@Kermit I can't see them yet because I don't have enough rep
 
+5/-5 right now
 
@Kermit i upvoted you
 
@swasheck you really upvoted @AaronBertrand
I am his proxy, because idgaf
 
8:47 PM
fair
 
woot +6/-6
 
seriously.....why would meta.SE be special?
unless they mean another type of special
 
@Lamak Duh, etc etc etc. — Kermit 6 secs ago
 
he just threw that so....nonchalantly
like...."there are hundred of reasons"
 
Not sure I like this question
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Q: Why SQL Server syntax is not available in diagrams ?

newprint(New to SQL Server) Oracle and SQLite documentation gives SQL syntax in form of diagrams, for example: SELECT in SQLite http://sqlite.org/lang_select.html vs SELECT in SQL Server http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms189499.aspx Diagrams are way easier to read, so why SQL Server syntax i...

Why is every keyword not documented with a JPG? I don't know, ask the SQL Server doc team?
 
9:00 PM
@bluefeet Is there any intention to clean/add more answers to meta.SE question that were left outdated because the new separation?
For example:
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A: Why do I have 139 reputation on Stack Overflow and only 1 on Meta?

Cody GrayBecause Stack Overflow and its Meta site do not share reputation. This is, as you've observed, different from the other Stack Exchange sites and their Metas, which do share reputation. The reason this site is different is because, in addition to being the per-site meta for Stack Overflow, it is ...

 
@Lamak depends. If they are resolved question/answers they are staying on META.SE
they don't want people to get the rep hit by moving too much
 
@bluefeet but what should be done (if anything at all) with the question I posted?
the answer clearly states:
> Because Stack Overflow and its Meta site do not share reputation
 
nothing
 
really?....ok then
 
that answer should probably be updated
 
9:30 PM
@AaronBertrand It's a question that can't be answered.
 
@Kermit I'm more concerned about the Niche Code Beta's
 
but not the grand theft auto one?
 
Do Operating Systems and Embedded operating systems each need their own SE site.
 
LOL. A site dedicate to question review
 
9:37 PM
Some of those may have been jokes.
Embedded systems already had one get closed.
 
@Kermit here we go
because meta is for people who dont want to actually contribute to the general knowledge base of humanity. instead, it's for whining and bureaucracy. the metas are the ivory towers of the network: they provide no actual benefit to humanity and only serve to satisfy the egos and complaints of the margins. — swasheck 12 secs ago
 
@swasheck i like it
 
Someone's doing love again.
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Love

Proposed Q&A site for everybody with a question related to love (boys, girls, intimacy, relationships, sex, gay, dates, ...)

Currently in definition.

"Why is ForePlay important to (most) women?" Is a brilliant question title.
 
9:53 PM
@swasheck Yes. Also, I have a shortcut for QUERYTRACEON set up in SQLPrompt. Most flags work with QTO, but not all. Some require DBCC TRACEON/OFF.
 
@PaulWhite ah. cool. i noticed in that blog post that you said in a comment that you find these things by looking for them. how do you look? just start at 1 and and try QUERYTRACEON 1 ... observe ... QUERYTRACEON 2 ... observe ... ?
 
@swasheck SSMS estimated plans for the inner side of a nested loops join show the per-iteration estimate. Actual plans in SSMS show the aggregate over all iterations. This is inconsistent and confusing to many people, so PE does the math to make the two directly comparable.
@swasheck Multiple ways. Brute force is one, though it is tedious and time-consuming. Most of the interesting ones come from debugging the SQL Server code.
@swasheck To be honest, I wasn't sure that's what you were after. What's all this about greyhounds?
 
@PaulWhite makes sense.
@PaulWhite WinDbg?
 
@swasheck Yes.
 
@PaulWhite i wasnt either. greyhounds are vodka/grapefruit juice
 
9:58 PM
Aha. Not a drink I was familiar with, thanks.
 
so ... i've not yet figured out how to install WinDbg. i only want the bare minimum and i find it hard to figure out what that is ... i dont want to install the full SDK debugging kit
@PaulWhite i didnt really follow your point about the benefits of using `DBCC FREEPROCCACHE` vs `OPTION (
RECOMPILE,
QUERYTRACEON 3604,
QUERYTRACEON 9292,
QUERYTRACEON 9204
);`
meh
 
 
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11:17 PM
@swasheck FREEPROCCACHE ensures you get a fresh compilation (because the cache is empty). RECOMPILE does a similar thing for the statement, but also enables other optimizations like parameter-embedding that means you might get a different execution plan shape.
 
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