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12:28 AM
hey there @kingledion
 
 
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5:12 AM
@HDE226868 My reply related to JoeBloggs' idea about stars being ripped apart tidally. My first suggestion was black holes. I also suggested cosmic strings and neutron stars (possibly). No need to apologize about not remembering the connection. It can't be easy to keep track of everything.. Have fun!
 
 
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7:14 AM
This Answer post is completely 180° flat out wrong: worldbuilding.stackexchange.com/a/74978
So why did it have upvotes and no cricical comments before I came along? We've discussed this topic before, in great detail.
@Mithrandir24601 why, were you watching The Magicians?
 
7:48 AM
@James 33 bucks sounds like a pretty good deal for a new RPR Maker tool. I think I paid something like 60 bucks for VX (VX Ace to be precise) when it came out... Damn, now I am starting to think about buying it myself...
Curse you Steam sale!
Morning everyone
 
Good morning to you too.
 
@Pete Your zombie chariot didn't get as much attention as I thought it would get
 
Haha. Yeah, the answers got up-votes, but the question didn't. I guess people weren't in the mood for humour.
I think that's one of the problems, questions need up-votes to gain attention. If people see a relatively old question with no votes, they assume it's low quality (probably right in this case).
 
Many people don't spend so much time on the site and will only look at the "hot" questions with a lot of upvotes/answers/views.
People love big numbers.
Even with my upvote you have less votes than the broadest question ever
 
lol. I think that one got votes for the sheer audacity of asking.
 
8:01 AM
Probably true
 
And people do up-vote anything to gain badges.
 
The question is: why didn't anyone upvote your question for the badge? :D
 
I think because it had a down-vote for some time.
 
That might be it.
 
I'm guessing that if I ask that question about the zombie Killer Whales, it'll sink quicker than this one.
 
8:10 AM
Remeber that zombie whales are suppressed
;)
 
Heathens....
 
A question about sites scope: isn't How do I make human slaves happy again? pretty opinion-based/broad or am I missing something here?
 
Right, back to my SQL data transformation scripts. Have a good day.
 
Good day to you. Have fun with your data transformation.
I should go back to my infrastructure plan for our new "Big Data"-Stack too...
 
Bestiality? Shees...
 
9:07 AM
Musing a question: "How can I unobtrusively vet my co-workers for Lycanthropism?"
 
Sometimes I feel sorry for your coworkers. Silence handgrenades, vetting for lycanthrophism, zombie brain on the biscuit table...
 
It's a coping mechanism
 
@Pete the problem with that is depends which school of lycanthropism it is
 
Depending on your version of lycanthrophism it might be interesting.
 
9:10 AM
I mean, does it give you a silver allergy?
 
Moon light?
Conscious transformation?
 
Has to be a full moon usually
 
We don't often see the moon during the working day in the office.
 
Do you need to see it though? It might be like a period from hell.
 
Triggered by certain animals? (Wolfs begin to bark when seeing a cat)
 
9:12 AM
So, you have the classic "being the dog that bit ya"
 
Not many cats in the office either. Would this be a realistic question to ask or will people get hung up on the definintion of a werewolf?
 
then you have the supernatural sort with magic items
@Pete prolly not ;p
 
They will get hung up on the definition
 
Pah. There's no sense of fun in this place...
 
If you find a role-model for your Lycanthrophism it would be an interesting question
 
9:16 AM
Teen-wolf?
 
Teen-Wolf?
I am not sure I understand what you mean with that?
 
It was a film back in the 80's with Michael J Fox - imdb.com/title/tt0090142
 
I have never heard of that film. How is the Lycantrophism working in that one?
 
9:47 AM
I guess it's a pretty bad question because the obvious answer is the aversion to silver. I did like the title though.
 
Questions that affect co-workers always sound interesting.
 
 
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11:30 AM
@Pete Also a TV series, in fact, there might be two TV series. People just don't know the Classics these days. Fancy not knowing about Teen Wolf. Sigh!
@TimB Hi! What's going on? Usually everyone's done when I drop by. Not that I've got much time myself.
 
@a4android - Yeah, there's so many TV series going on these days. Unfortunately, living with a girlfriend who doesn't like Sci-Fi makes watching them difficult.
 
11:47 AM
@Pete I understand the problem all too well. My wife is positively allergic to SF, so keeping up with the small screen fantastic is difficult. I am allowed to watch crime dramas, British for preference.
 
Got you there. I'm allowed historical documentaries, Top Gear and Formula 1. Otherwise, I'm stuck with watching whatever she won't complain about (just for an easier life). I get to watch what I want (or play on the xbox) whenever she leaves the house for more than an hour (which seems to be hardly ever).
I would simply take some leave and do it in the day-time, but she's not working right now, so is at home all the time.
Watching in another room on a tablet isn't an option because "why don't you want to be with me?" Sigh.
@a4android Talking of dramas, have you seen "The Night Manager" and "Fortitude"?
 
Sounds like a rerun of my televiewing. Streaming and downloading is my main option. Finding time to watch them is murder. Also, I'm a big fan of old-fashioned steam radio. The BBC has an amazing archive of their recent programs. Their coverage of all sorts of drama and comedy plus documentaries is simply fantastic.
 
Yes, and the BBC (at least here in the UK) doesn't have 20 minutes of commercials every 10 minutes.
 
@Pete "The Nigh manager", no. "Fortitude" is that set in the Arctic? If so, I saw some of it. Currently watching 'Broadchurch" series three and tomorrow night we have "Luther" series five starting.
 
Night manager is set mainly in the middle east and europe
great mini series.
 
11:56 AM
You really need to add "The Night Manager" to your watch list, it really is a good series.
 
> My wife is positively allergic to SF,
You must love her dearly then sir. I consider that a fatal flaw in a women ;p
 
Fortitude is the one set in Alaska, but filmed (I believe) in Iceland. It's a bit SciFi, but mainly suspense. Really good acting though.
Fortitude: Frozen mammoths->frozen flies->thaw->bite people->nasty mind-altering results->deaths
 
It's a John le Carre, so I'd hope it would be good. It shall go on my list. An older series, but "The Shadow Line" was positively excellent.
 
Tom Hiddleston, Hugh Laurie. The writer also did "Spooks" some years ago.
 
@JourneymanGeek Nobody's perfect. Sometimes it's nice to be married to a civilian -- but not all the time. Marriage is all about adaptation and tolerance. Though when I explained the ending of one Doctor Who episode she was quite taken with its human drama content.
 
12:01 PM
And John Le Carre is credited with writing some of the episodes.
Well, co-writing.
 
@Pete What you said about "Fortitude" explains a lot of what I saw. A while back I bought a boxed set of "The Sandbaggers". This was "Spooks" for an earlier generation and had a former MI-6 officer writing for it or helping with storylines. Apparently he died in an air crash in the Arctic Circle (I think) and the series folded soon afterwards.
 
12:17 PM
@a4android What's going on where? :)
 
@TimB Wondering where you'd got to. Something must be distracting you. Anything interesting at your end?
 
ahh, just busy. I've been around a bit
one of the reasons we did an election was because I was needing to step back from moderating and be around less
 
@TimB That tends to keep people out of mischief. I understand the feeling well. I've been trying to divest myself of various organizational things. I want to concentrate on what I enjoy doing instead of trying to stop the wheels from falling off.
 
but I'm working a contract that renewed another year. Buying a house. Writing for an RPG publisher, etc - time is a limiting factor
 
@TimB You can still find time to breathe. If so, you're doing well.
Sorry, lads and lasses, the witching hour approaches. My pumpkin will turn into a coach. Time to hit the hay. It's the depths of night on this side of the planet. Tomorrow will be a long day. Take care and have fun!
 
12:33 PM
o/
 
12:49 PM
@a4android Good night. BTW: where on the planet are you?
 
@Pete Aren't you in England, what the heck hours to do you work
You seem to be at work literally my entire workday in Virginia
Except you also get online at 3am 'Merica time
 
@kingledion Isn't 3am 'Murica time 9 am European time?
 
Depends on the part of Europe
Its daylight savings over here, so we're +4 from England
Wait...-4
 
1:04 PM
@kingledion Yes, I'm in the UK. I get to my desk before 7am every day though and leave around 4:30.
 
Yeah but I see you online after noon (my time) every day
I assumed you were sort of chained up in the basement with the servers at your workplace
 
It could be the phone app that keeps me logged in. I check in every so often, but don't really participate.
 
Indeed
Well if you need me to phone the authorities to have you set free, just let me know
I your 'employers' they won't let you admit you are chained up
 
I'll use the code word when I need the swat team deployed.
 
@kingledion Have a look at the highest rated comment: worldbuilding.stackexchange.com/questions/75001/…
 
1:09 PM
I assume the code word is 'Too Broad?'
@Secespitus I know I upvoted that guy
 
@kingledion No - it's 'The Giraffe'
 
Not "in need of moderator intervention"?
 
My favorite comment on the site is Pop's comment on this one: worldbuilding.stackexchange.com/questions/31388/…
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Although this answer probably should have been closed as a comment, despite being, as far as I can tell, the highest voted thing on this site
 
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A: How would Facebook Sysadmins prevent the summoning of Cthulhu?

JoeLast time this happened at my job, we were glad our servers were running Windows 10, which forced a shutdown for mandatory updates...

:D
It would have been better as a comment
 
For the top two answers to that question, it was the user's only post to the site
And for the third answer, it was one of six posts
 
1:14 PM
Kinda sad
 
That question had the optimal title for pulling StackOverflow traffic
It was more of a network question, than a Worldbuilding one :)
I keep trying to think of a title as clever
 
Here is another one of my favourites. This time the comment is from AndreiROM
 
I did think of a good title earlier on (you'll have to scroll up), but of course it doesn't count as it's not askable.
 
4 hours ago, by Pete
Musing a question: "How can I unobtrusively vet my co-workers for Lycanthropism?"
 
Yeah, that.
 
1:18 PM
Post that on workplace, seems on-topic
 
Very tempting. WP has been boring of late.
 
The slave question is starting to get ridiculous answers
 
Going there is depressing. I've actually got a pretty good job, and I'd rather not think about your godawfulboss thanks
 
I have 8K rep there, and never had the need to ask a question.
 
And you said it was getting boring
 
1:23 PM
@Secespitus . . .
 
The guy who posted that one is pretty amusingly obtuse
 
@HDE226868 ?
 
@Secespitus That was meant to express my total confusion at that user.
 
@HDE226868 Okay.
BTW: Why is that slave question not closed as "too broad"/"opinion-based"?
"How do I make human slaves happy again?" looks far too broad in my eyes
 
1:28 PM
I think the world at large is tired of closing yet another Alex question...
And it's about cats. You can't be cruel to cats.
 
Cats are great
I can't really say that about the question, but the community seems to like it
 
it doesn't seem too broad to me... though I guess it could be depending on how it's answered... so yeah I guess it is too broad
 
@Secespitus I voted to keep it. How is the question about sysadmins and Cthulu not too broad?
A narrow interpretation of too broad (heh) would get most of the good posts on this site closed
 
I'm so thankful that I hardly ever see "story based" seen often as a close reason.
 
@Pete Yeah, I think folks are getting better at that.
(That is, not asking so many story-based questions.)
@a4android Oh, right. That one.
 
1:46 PM
@HDE226868 I think it's rather that people are avoiding the use of that closure reason rather than questioners avoiding that constraint....
 
@Pete Ah, true. That's less good.
 
I've never VTCd with that reason, simply because I don't believe in it. Too broad and off-topic are fine with me.
 
@Pete you mean you don't think story-based questions should be off-topic?
or, at least, especially off-topic?
I think it's nice to have the custom reason so the user knows what they did wrong
 
@DaaaahWhoosh - Yes, I think story-based questions are ok, provided they don't venture into "too broad" or "opinion based". I think it's pretty telling that a VTC reason was created relatively recently, but not used that often.
 
2:08 PM
@kingledion You argument is not convincing me. If the only reason to keep a question open is because we didn't close another question in the past the close-reason is not good enough, because there are no real arguments we can use to talk about this. We should be able to talk about any question only looking at the question itself. Otherwise it's kind of like kids saying "But he started!".
 
@Pete as I recall, there was a lot of discussion on meta about it. We agreed that stories are not on-topic here, and wanted a good way to tell users that. I would say the lack of those kinds of questions might just be because we did so well discouraging them
story-based covers the three first things listed in the help center as stuff you're not supposed to ask questions about
 
The help centre has never really stopped people from creating questions that have been covered by other close reasons....
 
the help center doesn't stop people from asking bad questions, but it should list the reasons why the question was bad
 
2:27 PM
Don't you guys have a community faq or other canonical meta post for that?
 
Ahh, Earl Grey tea - the pinnacle of civilization
 
@JourneymanGeek cannical?
sounds like some sort of spotted bird
 
A bird colored like a leopard - now that would be a sight
 
I googled 'bird colored like a leopard' and got a leopard eating birds
 
heh. Slave question? Trolled ;)
 
2:34 PM
Can a troll be turned into a zombie, if bitten by a zombie?
Or would it regenerate?
 
if trolls are silica based...
 
troll zombies: if they bite you at night, you turn into a zombie. If they bite you during the day, you turn to stone
 
the next person the zombie attacked would get gummed to death.
 
@DaaaahWhoosh If they bite you during a full moon, you turn into a were-troll-zombie
trollzombithrope?
 
@JourneymanGeek Setting them free is not really working well with humans being sex slaves.
 
2:37 PM
@Secespitus that's where the trolling is.
Set the ones who're useless anyway free
keep the ones who want to stay. Cause slavery is lame.
 
I think Killsi had the right answer - breed them into docility.
 
Seems like a kind of long term solution
You can't crank out generations of humans the way you can dogs
 
@Pete Depends on the desired time frame
 
nurture/nature
 
@Pete You mean more like this answer?
 
2:42 PM
close enough.
 
@Pete can't be bothered to read all that :)
 
I guess it'd be easier to sell slavery to slaves that aren't the same species as their masters
if I could reliably compare myself to someone trying to enslave me, then it might feel unfair. But if there's no comparison to be made, one could be invented that makes the whole thing seem justified
 
That's sort of how it went IRL
At least, in the eyes of the people doing the enslaving
 
Just asked one of the more obscure hard science questions I've ever asked.
 
Oh?
 
2:48 PM
would the sudden creation of a super suit cause noticeable wind.
which is ridiculous in being absolutely not hard
but
requires a hard science answer to be useful.
 
super suit?
 
As in - I conjure a thin layer of matter around myself, does it disturb the air
 
hmm, guess it would depend on the volume displaced and what it does with the air in the way
 
My gut feeling is no (especially if I am actually transmuting the air), but that's definitely something that'd be nice to have numbers on.
 
If I conjure a thin layer of matter around myself by transmuting the surrounding air how much air do I need and does it cause a gust
it's a question of relative densities and air displacement
 
2:50 PM
Well, if you're transmuting, you need a lot of air!
 
Precisely
 
Unless your super suit is a chainmail bikini
"Sorry guys, I can only manipulate so much matter at once, it's not my fault you're looking my way"
 
but it's one of those ones where the premise of the question doesn't match the tags, but the tags are for the answers, not necessarily the premise of the question. If that makes sense?
hah!
 
I think it makes sense, as long as you back up the tags in the question itself
 
super bikini
 
2:52 PM
"I am looking for answers that ______"
 
the real reason that I want the equations is so I can scale up/down the numbers as needed to get the effects I want
if summoning a robot suit is going to cause a major change in the weather then I'll probably find some other way of getting the necessary energy!
 
Create a GIANT SPIKY DEATH ARMOUR and at the same time, suck in the air around you dragging your foes into the spikes of doom
 
@JoeBloggs Oh hey joe, I was just looking at that
I don't think its a good fit with hard-science, you should science-based that one
 
only problem being the equations are kinda the point.
 
Well you can say you want equations just for the air displacement
The problem with the energy thing, is that fusion will produce net energy
The net energy, about a Tsar Bomba's worth, has to go somewhere
 
2:57 PM
have you read my reply to your comment yet?
 
Yes
 
Wait, you want to actually fuse oxygen atoms into metal?
 
How else would you do it?
You can't just get metal out of air
 
Fuel the batteries of your huge robot then
That thing probably guzzles gas like crazy
 
kingledion: That's the bit that's not hard sciency: The suit can take the air, pull it apart into energy, then stick it back together into whatever configuration it likes
in tis case a metal
 
2:59 PM
Hmmmm
 
so the binding energy itself gets used up making more metal
hence the note on the premise of the question being decidedly not hard science
 
Well in that case...you would need less air if you can turn binding energy from fusion into more metal
 
yep
which is what makes the question interesting.
I think, anyway.
 
Well it is interesting, but I still don't think hard science is the right tag
I'll let @HDE226868, the hard science tag hammer, settle this one
 
'tag hammer' - That's a new one!
 
3:20 PM
@kingledion Hey hey hey.
Taking a look now.
@JoeBloggs Are we ignoring the problem of transmutation being completely unfeasible?
@kingledion Nice solar flare answer. A very funny ending.
@JoeBloggs I'd say the question's okay for , but I don't think you'll get any good answers.
 
3:45 PM
@RandomName <something insightful and intelligent sounding>
 
@Pete I wish we could just put that down as Answers
 
At some point, some coding genius will create a "Worldbuilding Answer Generator" web page where you insert a few key words from the question and it'll spit out an answer including citations.
 
@Pete and then the next day they'll take us all out back and shoot us
maybe keep someone to post questions
 
SELECT TOP 1 Question FROM Questions WHERE Question NOT IN (Select Questions FROM AskedQuestions)
That query should do it nicely.
 
4:05 PM
then all is lost
 
We all move over to ApocalypseBuilding
Where "Not being able to spell apocalypse" is a VTC reason.
 
But what if I have an apocalisp
4
And whenever I try to pronounce an S, the world ends
 
Questions about LISP will be migrated to Retro Computing
 
LISP is supposed by the main StackOverflow
 
Sorry, I confused it with LOGO
 
4:11 PM
whoa, everybody, stop the presses! I have grounbreaking news!
 
@Pete Logos go to the graphic design stack
 
the thing on the site that tells you your recent rep changes now lists UTC time, so you can tell when the day ends
 
@DaaaahWhoosh The 'groun' is truly broken
 
@kingledion oh, now you tell me
sigh I'll get my seppuku knife...
 
4:19 PM
Mis-spellings on worldbuilding chat are truly without honor
That's why I hyphenated mis-spellings, I didn't want to have to take the knife after you
 
New Q idea: "Most optimal implement for seppuku"
 
Uh, duh? Samurai sword?
 
How can my species disembowel itself honorably when it has no bowels, or skin?
 
How is that even a question? Have you ever seen anyone without a samurai sword commit seppuku?
 
Depends on what you mean by "samurai sword"
 
4:20 PM
A sword isn't used to seppuku, it's the dagger.
 
@SPavel Now that is on topic
 
A katana is far too large
 
@Pete speaking from experience?
 
something I learned recently is that apparently in seppuku someone's supposed to cut off your head after you stab yourself. Which kind of confuses me as to why you'd stab yourself in the first place.
 
Don't you typically use the shoto for seppuku?
@DaaaahWhoosh That came later
 
4:21 PM
@DaaaahWhoosh Yeah, see, what he said. The sword is the part that does the neck-sever-ey killing
 
Basically you say "I have to atone for my sins with this gruesome death - but I have the right to ask a friend to end my suffering"
If you're on the battlefield and your shit is about to be overrun, you do it yourself and deal.
 
It's an honour thing. You used to have a second that cut your head off as a mercy after you had disembowled yourself. Strictly speaking, you should cut across your belly and then turn the dagger and strike upward into your heart.
 
Similarly, if nobody is willing to help you out, you deal.
Women got a special tiny dagger to sever their neck artery
 
The second used to cut the head off all the way, but it ended up being messy for the witnesses who were watching the ceremony. To keep things neat, the second needed to cut the head, but leave a piece of skin to keep the head on the body. It was an extremely skilful cut.
 
But if that happens, you become a nearly headless ghost, and the other ghosts will mock you for eternity!
 
4:24 PM
The guy committing sepukku was on a dias, with witnesses in a horseshoe around the platform beneath. In the old days, the head used to roll down the steps and shower the dignitaries in blood.
 
That seems like the right way to go
You convinced a guy to murder himself, the least you can do is get bloody
 
this definitely seems like one of those things that people spent way too much time thinking about
 
4:41 PM
@Pete In all the stories I read, the guy committing seppuku was in a bunker, hiding from American Marines.
 
5:41 PM
@Shalvenay Belated hey there to you too
@Secespitus Yeah steam is evil...and I went ahead and bought it...they really freaking need tool tips in that program...
Happy Thursday WB :)
 
(o/)
 
How are the geese today?
 
the ones that once were here seem to have moved on
 
Well it has warmed up after all.
 
yes, hopefully now they are swimming in the pond, rather than huddling together for warmth
 
 
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7:07 PM
So a bunch of people started following me on medium
it's kinda weird
 
in a good way?
 
What kind of things do you write about?
 
@DaaaahWhoosh yeah it's good. I'm just kinda surprise. I don't recongize them from here or anything
@SPavel Mostly fantasy stories from a world I'm building
This is the first one: medium.com/universe-factory/…
 
Neat
 
7:41 PM
I especially like the ones that are nearly legless, but still have little vestigial feet
 
7:59 PM
Legolas lizards?
 
nah, but they have external ears, so you could call them the elves of snakes
 
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Q: Enforcing mandatory comment when downvoting

L.DutchI am really bored of seing questions downvoted with no comments left. I can understand a question might not be clear, but if no comment is left for the OP to improve it, what's the point of downvoting? Wouldn't be better to make commenting mandatory (even with prefilled in comments) when downvo...

 
@WorldbuildingMeta Bad idea.
 
we have enough of a problem with people not downvoting as it is
 
Yeah, this is probably the most question-friendly stack I know
Also, people love to answer in the comments
Which is badwrong
 
8:07 PM
@SPavel yeah, in my most recent question I knew the one answer was wrong, and there were comments saying so, but it took almost a day for an alternate answer to be posted
 
@SPavel Badwrong, is this a new type of Newspeak?
 
No, it's fairly old
Usually used in the context of badwrongfun
Which is when other people are enjoying a thing you don't like
 
9:03 PM
Has anyone seen this? space.com/… specifically I am curious about the ... considerable reduction in fuel.
 
9:33 PM
@EnigmaMaitreya I want to say "why dime sized?" but mostly because it rhymes
 
9:47 PM
@DaaaahWhoosh Yeah I am not sure why they chose that but for what ever the reason something sticks in my ancient brain cells that you have tied yourself to physics so how do they achieve such a drastic reduction in fuel?
@DaaaahWhoosh It is specificaly this part :if a crewed spacecraft were to rely on conventional engines, the journey would require so much fuel that the ship would have to support 4,000 Hall thrusters. The fuel tanks alone would equal the size of the International Space Station. But if the trip were made using Accion's TILE propulsion, the engine and fuel system would take up the space of shoebox"
@DaaaahWhoosh That is a ... hum ... significant reduction ...
 
10:17 PM
hey there @DaaaahWhoosh
 
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