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4:00 PM
You know what is an existing skill? Goats.
Wow, I can't believe I sucked that hard.
 
@ScottPack neither can he
 
4:22 PM
Colours hype!
 
@M'vy As a completely unrelated aside...The article directly after that one in the left nav was written by my wife.
 
@M'vy exactly 39
some were hard to see but that's spooky
 
@Ohnana I counted different number depending on my screens as well
 
@M'vy true, it's a limitation of technology
 
@Xander Interviewer thingy?
 
4:26 PM
also I'm glad that there are others like me who agree that yellow is literally satan
 
@M'vy Yup
 
@Ohnana I can't stand yellow, it's seriously just making me stressed
 
black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow
 
@Simon the instrumental of that song is BOMB
 
Everything about that song is BOMB.
 
4:28 PM
vocals are okay
 
Anyway time to head home
 
Lucky home, getting head.
 
4:43 PM
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@ScottPack really?
 
@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman ahhahaha
you can choose to ignore it, don't be so mad
 
@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman that's ludicrous.... like you'd husband just any animal! if it's not a llama , no chance!
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@RоryMcCune I know right?
 
Could anyone endorse me for donut eating?
 
just made a linked in. It has asked me for access to my email contacts 3 times. NO LINKEDIN. IT'S MY EMAIL NOT YOURS.
 
4:56 PM
I looked for llama first but there were no matching skills.
 
Close enough.
 
 
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raz
6:02 PM
man this party really died
 
I hate to ask "one of those questions" but I'd love to get a crypto-expert response to this concept in personal encryption: minilock.io
 
@schroeder that looks pretty neat
condensed PGP
with a nice front end
 
yeah - encryption without the key management .....
eep
 
@schroeder i mean, they streamline key management some
 
6:11 PM
yeah - I'm reading the design and code
they're using ECC to handle most of the heavy lifting
that's why the small keys
 
@schroeder yeah that's a nice touch. public keys smaller than fingerprints!
 
raz
That's a pretty nice way to go about it.
If Google would invest some time into something like this you might be able to get wide-spread encryption.
 
6:37 PM
@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman still black and blue
 
@Kisunminttu we had a 50/50 split between 4 people looking at the same image on the same tablet at the same time. 2 for white and gold, 2 for blue and black
 
@RоryMcCune 50/50 COLOURBLINDNESS
 
@Kisunminttu well in general I don't think of myself as colourblind...
 
@RоryMcCune Forreal tho, it was blue and golden brown for me. I knew it was black, though.
@RоryMcCune Acceptance is the first step...
 
@Kisunminttu for me definitely white and gold and I can see relevant shades of blue and black most of the time!
 
6:44 PM
@RоryMcCune I can't make it white and gold even if I try really hard :(
 
@Kisunminttu no for me it's clearly white/gold. It is very odd
it's not an angle thing, it's not a different screen thing, it's not a different image thing
 
@Flyk Well, I'm sure you'll be happy to know I didn't cap on Science Fiction & Fantasy from the Vulcan funeral question. Thanks to everyone who helped me cap over here the other day, though.
@Flyk Or maybe you won't be happy to know that, since a slower rep buildup means I get to keep every bit of it.
 
hey guys look a sexuality stack exchange area51.stackexchange.com/proposals/62814/…
 
@Iszi are you and @Flyk having a rep race on SF&F.SE?
 
Hey @RоryMcCune @RoryAlsop @ScottPack - @AviD's Moratorium has expired. Think we can un-pin those two posts now?
 
6:50 PM
@Iszi he extended it today :(
 
@RоryMcCune Not that I know of. She's a bit sore I didn't accept some of her answers though.
@RоryMcCune DAFUQ? When?
I don't see it starred/pinned.
 
apparently the barrage of TWSS and Yo Momma gags that went with the expiry made him a grumpy Tigger
t'was this morning some time IIRC
 
@RоryMcCune wow didn't see that one coming
 
@Ohnana TWSS :op
I'll go ban myself now
 
@RоryMcCune So, how long is it this time? I refuse to accept an undefined extension.
 
6:56 PM
@Iszi you're right we should petition the mod(s) for a deadline . hey @RoryAlsop @AviD when should we set the final expiry of the "Stop being an Asshat Avid" period to be?
 
@RоryMcCune Don't forget @Hendrik and @JeffFerland - when's the last time we saw them, anyway?
 
@Iszi hmm @JeffFerland has been about from time to time, but on chat I'm not sure I've ever seen @hendrik
 
Who is this @AviD guy anyway?
 
but then some users don't frequent chat even though they use the site
@ScottPack some asshat
 
@RоryMcCune I'm pretty sure he was around during the early days. Been ages since I've seen him though.
 
6:59 PM
He just needs to eat some bacon with cheese and calm down.
 
@Iszi yeah I didn't find the chat room for a while (IIRC I turned up to see what all the Rory'ing was about)
 
Hendrik hung out in here some. Then he became a mod and stopped.
Same with Jeff
 
@ScottPack Better make that turkey bacon - that's kosher, right?
 
Turkey bacon is not real bacon
 
@ScottPack Nah, Jeff's been off and on since his modship - just more off than on. Hendrik just fell off the face of the DMZ entirely.
@ScottPack Well, it'll have to do for me - wife's got a pork allergy.
 
7:01 PM
That's terrible.
 
@ScottPack Oh, that's just for starters.
Pork, milk, and soy allergies. Plus an ulcer keeps her from most anything highly acidic - especially citrus.
That's right - she's allergic to both milk and its most common substitute!
None of these are life-threatening. But they make for a very unpleasant evening.
 
@Iszi almond milk?
 
Goat milk?
 
@Ohnana Almond milk works.
@Ohnana Coconut milk, too.
 
mmm coconut
 
7:04 PM
She got real happy when the local Starbucks started carrying coconut milk. She'd been away for so long.
@schroeder I don't think that fixes the problem.
 
also @RoryAlsop why are you the top commiter on pastafarian stack exchange T_T
 
@Ohnana What's a Scot know about pasta?
 
What's an ex-dad know about parenting?
 
no such thing as an ex-dad
 
@schroeder @Simon wishes.
I'm so ex-, it's like I never was.
 
7:22 PM
@Iszi How are you still married? I don't understand.
Wait.
She's fucking allergic to citrus. And you live in Florida.
 
LOL
 
How on earth do you actually drive anywhere?
 
raz
@ScottPack With a car, hopefully carefully.
 
"HONEY THE ORANGE TREES"
 
raz
I almost got run over walking home last night. That was super awesome.
 
7:24 PM
@Iszi My ex-ex-dad got you real good, ex-dad.
 
"DRIVE DRIVE"
 
Watch out for the loquat! It's coming right for us!
 
@raz Welcome to every night in my city
 
raz
@Kisunminttu The first time was because he was a jackass and didn't stop at a stop sign. The 2nd was because I hit his SUV and cursed at him. So he followed me to the next intersecction and when I tried to cross he attempted to run me over. So that was awesome.
 
@raz WTH
 
raz
7:27 PM
@Kisunminttu Iknowright!?
 
@raz WTF
'MERICA
 
raz
Stop at a stop sign and I won't have to hit your vehicle and call you a dumbass.
 
raz, it's not usually a good idea to harass the assholes in metal boxes
unless you're in a bigger metal box
 
Yeah, you need a bigger boat.
 
@raz My city is infamous for its traffic culture - cars always go first, if you're a pedestrian crossing the street on an appropriate crossing and a car has to stop because of you, you're the a-hole. Nobody really knows where bikes should go. Preferably nowhere because a lot of them don't know what traffic rules mean.
@Ohnana or you have metal with you
 
raz
7:30 PM
@Ohnana Yeah well, after drinking for a few hours at a hockey game raz wasn't in the clearest of mindsets.
 
@Iszi AS. LONG. AS. IT. TAKES.
 
@raz I'm glad you're not dead
 
note however my clarifications for the extension.
 
@AviD for you to chill out?
 
heh. no.
also not grumpy, though I do admit to tad of feverishness.
 
7:32 PM
Is your only prescription more cowbell?
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@AviD seriously tigger you need to let go of your anger. stop carrying it around.
 
@Ohnana no anger
none whatsoever
except for some snakeoil salesmen, and people who take up two parking spaces.
 
@AviD maybe a slight scent of rustled jimmies tho
 
 
raz
@AviD ahahaha
@Ohnana Thanks :)
@Kisunminttu I'd abide by the law if that were the case. But in THIS country! Peds walk first.
 
7:59 PM
for @TerryChia
Somewhere, some 10x troll is currently writing systemd.js
 
@Ohnana top as in listed first, or top contributor?
 
@AviD oh god, you know someone's going to do it, probably in a non-ironic way
 
@Iszi I'm making the kids a pasta bake tonight as it happens
 
@RoryAlsop i clicked on the proposal and you have the most rep and the most referrals
your Scottish shenanigans have been discovered
 
Heh heh
 
8:02 PM
@RоryMcCune my theory is that node.js is really a misunderstood troll attempt, to show how bad the language is, and to make fun of hipsters all at once.
 
My kids want me to become an ordained minister of the church of the flying spaghetti monster
 
@AviD what and then they got too carried away and realised if they stopped they'd be lynched
 
@RoryAlsop do you seriously want to be a minister? or is it just for the lulz
 
@Ohnana um - hm - how to explain .....
 
It's my fourth favorite religion, currently
 
8:04 PM
@RoryAlsop fair enough. stripper and beer volcanos are pretty cool
 
I am a minister of dudeism
 
@RоryMcCune pretty much. Or maybe they drank their own koolaid.
 
@Iszi It might. YMMV, of course, but when I was young, I was (mildly) allergic to cow's milk so we substituted goat's milk which I was able to handle just fine.
 
@CodesInChaos guys i need a bandaid. too much edge
seriously though that guy's going to get banhammered so hard his alts will feel it
 
8:07 PM
@Xander @Iszi yeah, my father too - he's lactose intolerant, goats milk helps. but I think it depends what the actual allergy is.
also, goat milk is very stinky.
@RoryAlsop okay, I'm assuming #2 is Jediism. Whats #3?
Probably Scientology, in an ironic manner.
 
3 is Dudeism
 
@RoryAlsop sure, makes sense it cant be #1. Dudeism abides.
 
@RoryAlsop list?
 
Exactly :-)
1 is obviously the church of me...
 
so, what's #2?
 
8:20 PM
You got that one right
1 is a combination of Viking/Buddhist/Rory the elder/Gaiaism
Now I know what you're thinking, 3 of those 4 are imaginary...
 
@RoryAlsop pagan smorgasbord? lol
 
Well, they had some good ideas
 
@RoryAlsop haha, was actually gonna say
 
Especially the ale drinking
And axes are cool
 
@Ohnana I don't think so. It's not really ban worthy. Got downvoted a bit and then edited the post.
 
8:26 PM
Valhalla appeals much more than any other religion's afterlife
 
@CodesInChaos novelty account
 
@Ohnana You're allowed to have multiple accounts, as long as you don't cross-vote and don't use it to circumvent some kind of ban.
I asked some of my dumber/weirder questions using an alt.
 
@CodesInChaos yeah I know. But I don't think a novelty account will go over well with the tone of SE
 
I think it'll stay at a few downvotes and at most a deleted answer unless the poster proceeds to run amok.
 
@RoryAlsop even the Jihadi batch of virgins?
 
8:30 PM
@AviD being in a poly relationship with 70 people who have never been in a relationship before sounds like my own personal version of hell
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@Ohnana hehe
also, for all them Jihadists - noone promised they would be female.
 
I agree with @Ohnana on this
 
also, there are many questions.
is it like a one-time deal? you get your 72, and then thats it?
like a couple of weeks later, you have just "regular" women?
assuming they are women
 
@Ohnana Didn't notice that they have another such answer. If they continue like that your ban prediction might be right.
 
also assuming of course, the typical misogynistic basis that even makes this a thing
also, if they are virgins, there is probably a reason for that, one way or the other.
 
8:34 PM
Lol
 
@RoryAlsop ooh can I have a "Rory the younger" religion and become a bunch of splitters?
 
Hahahahahahaha
 
hahah, cant you guys just convene and define a universal Roryism?
 
@AviD wasn't that hullbaloo over virginity from STDs and paternal rights?
 
@AviD well.. that would be an ecumenical matter
 
8:36 PM
@RоryMcCune you know most of have to google that, right?
 
unpingable rory is the true rory! BOW BEFORE HIS POWER HEATHENS
 
I think religions work on the idea that for every follower there is a different interpretation of $deity's word
And if a religion had multiple Rorys, well...
Hahahahaha @Ohnana
 
@RoryAlsop but isnt there a bit of rory in all of us?
 
You flirt!
:-)
 
8:37 PM
@Lucas'Paul'Kauffman ........ must resist temptation to put.... TWSS
 
Exactly
 
@RоryMcCune don't be silly no one's said that
 
It's usually a request... Ahem
 
9:08 PM
@raz I should slap you upside the head. You drag up a three-year old thread to change two lower-case i's to capital I's? Really? :-P
 
9:48 PM
@Xander hey some of us are learning the history of information security too you know?!
Also, what is 3 years old in US still works in Russia just fine :P
 
Also, what's 3 years old in the US is still Next Gen State of the Art for 90% of US businesses.
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10:03 PM
sad truth
 
@ScottPack ha, you wish, that's just the early adopters.
 
ZOMG GUISE! Did you hear RSA got popped?
 
Did you hear about the crypto random bug in Debian?
 
10:32 PM
@raz It's the same in this country (and this city). A lot of drivers just don't... care.
 
@Iszi When's the last time you saw me? When's the last time I saw you?
 
-5
Q: what does it take to get an answer?

CodeMedSo far I have posted 4 questions on this site. The first three questions all received +1. I interpret this to mean that my questions are acceptable and do not violate any site rules. But yet none of my questions on this site have yet been answered. I am starting to wonder if I should just s...

 
Oh wow. He really thinks that post is making us look bad.
 
Not by any stretch of imagination, but it does make him/her appear as a complete moron
 
10:48 PM
long sigh I have better things to do than poke that mess of a post.
 
I like how disgruntled people attribute great power to the single person in front of them
 
Something something mod conspiracy it's all this stupid site look how they all downvoted my question if only the mods didn't bury it then everybody else would have cared and you'd all be free from the tyranny of the mods!
 
the community voted his questions closed (including me), but he's focusing on Rory because he engaged him
having a 10 week old baby has radically changed how I view adult's behavior
 
you sure it's a he?
 
"Oh look, that person must have a poopy diaper. Someone should change him"
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10:50 PM
> You have to compete for users. You don't blacklist users. Wake up!
 
@TildalWave the aggression seems of the male type
 
@schroeder that's sexists! :)
 
lol
I also like how the conclusion is NOT "oh, this forum is not for me" but rather, "you are stupid for not wanting me!"
Why compete for users when you can exclude?
 
@TildalWave I looked at the metrics. Site's dying. Damn. Time to pack up and go home.
@schroeder Having a puppy last year taught me a lot about the world. It taught me about how other people raise their dogs and defend bad behavior. "He's just playing" ... no, he's knocking my small dog to the ground like a hockey player. No, he just bit my face and I'm going to the ER for stitches. It's not cute.
Then you realize people raise kids the same as they raise dogs.
 
11:06 PM
Indeed and it's getting worse with each spoiled generation. We're now in the age where spoiled kids have spoiled kids of their own. And laws that prohibit you from doing anything about it even when such behavior is forced onto you. We're becoming wimps.
 
11:21 PM
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Q: Where do you park a Star Destroyer at the Death Star?

ChrisThe Death Star is a huge space station, literally the size of a moon. Now I know you can park TIE fighters and shuttles and even craft as big as the Millennium Falcon inside of the station. But when you see this photo: Where exactly do you park a Star Destroyer at the Death Star? In the first...

and then under one answer:
-1 for a speculative ("it's not difficult to imagine") answer. +1 for hand-drawn circles. — KSmarts 7 hours ago
BTW this rep trained believe it or not
 
11:44 PM
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Q: Does preventing buffer overflow attacks prevent ROP attacks?

JonathanWould preventing buffer overflow attacks prevent Return Oriented Programming (ROP) attacks?

This question makes sense to anyone?
 
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