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6:00 PM
@JeffFerland Nice! Still snooping at our nudes we send on FB?
 
wat
 
@Adnan Somebody has to clean the bitbucket...
 
@Simon Of course! He want see naughty pictures and make party.
 
@Adnan Come on... Nobody sends nudes on facebook. You need a service you can trust for that. Like apple cloud.
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@CodesInChaos Or Snapchat!
 
6:03 PM
@CodesInChaos I cannot wait for actual details on what happened with iCloud are leaked.
 
@Simon The plot thickens
 
@Kisunminttu So do my donuts.
 
@Simon Don't be absurd. (To be read with mollari's voice)
The evil master plan is sow lots of jealousy. Then I have both girls for myself.
 
The good ol' Mollari (wat).
 
6:19 PM
@Simon Banause!
 
@CodesInChaos AH! BANAUSE! (wat^2)
 
@Simon Ungebildeter Pöbel!
 
@CodesInChaos Oh, the dude that used to eat donuts with turtles on them!
 
@CodesInChaos Hey, @Kisu. He wants you for himself
 
@Adnan It sounds like you're encouraging me to switch
 
6:24 PM
@Adnan Pssst. That's top secret.
 
@Kisunminttu I miss my lady donut :(
 
@Simon Where is she?
 
@Kisunminttu At work.
 
@Simon I sure hope she doesn't work at a donut shop
 
@Kisunminttu "At work" is Simon's way to say she's cheating on him
 
6:27 PM
@Adnan Heeeey
 
@Kisunminttu Hehe, nah.
 
Not cool, man
 
@Adnan THAT'S SO MEAN.
 
@Simon Where does she work?
 
@Adnan At some dentist, she's a dental hygienist.
 
6:28 PM
@Simon So many jokes here.
 
It makes the whole thing fun when your hygienist is your lady.
@Adnan Yeah, she sucks real good. The saliva.
 
@Simon Not what I was thinking about, but yeah sure
 
@Simon Nice!
 
This would be a great plot for a movie: "The girl at the donut shop"
She's mysterious, yet she feels very familiar.
And at night, she kills people who don't like donuts.
 
@Simon I bet Marvel would be interested
 
6:30 PM
The protagonist, who is a police officer who is supposed to lock her up falls in love with her so he's in a dilemma.
 
Maybe even DC
 
@Kisunminttu I know! Brb writing the script.
 
@Simon Shouldn't take too long
: D
 
@Kisunminttu With Simon, it sure won't
 
I can hold it.
 
6:32 PM
@Adnan He's a fast writer?
 
@Kisunminttu well you've got the first letter for him right there
that's a good start!
 
@RоryMcCune Hahaha!
@RоryMcCune how's everything in Wonderland? :)
 
@Kisunminttu well I'm currently sat in London Luton airport.....
but luckily home tonight!
so only a couple of days away
The weather has been awesome up in argyll... getting cooler but staying dry
really hoping it stays good next week, we're off up north for a wildlife holiday
which will be .... interesting if it rains the whole week!
 
@RоryMcCune A wildlife holiday?
 
@Kisunminttu You know, naked in the forest.
 
6:37 PM
Epic Meal Time has their own TV show now?!
 
@Kisunminttu Never really liked that channel
 
@Adnan I watch it sometimes when I'm eating
 
@Kisunminttu it's at a country estate the rangers take you out places to look for wildlife and explain how to find stuff (pine martens, otters, sea eagles, that kind of stuff..)
 
Like now. I made the best Jansson frestelse. Njam Njam.
 
6:42 PM
@RоryMcCune So many hides!
 
@Adnan You only dislike them because they're from Montreal.
 
@Simon Nope, just because their food is disgusting
 
YOU'RE RACIST
 
No, disliking people from Montreal isn't being racist.
It's being a normal human being.
 
@FEichinger Is kalina alright?
 
6:50 PM
That's privileged information.
 
@FEichinger :|
 
She's not dead, if that's what you're asking.
 
Good
 
@Adnan dude first it's adriana and now showing concern about @kalina.... man you'll be buying flowers for @Kisunminttu for a month at this rate!
 
@RоryMcCune I know, right? I'm getting the vases from the storage
 
6:55 PM
@RоryMcCune Which reminds me, I need to go eat something
 
@Adnan so you're getting the flowers on your way back from food... good plan
 
@RоryMcCune I think the only place open at this time that has flowers is the cemetery...
 
@Kisunminttu wow there's a missing market opportunity for someone. in the UK petrol stations tend to carry flowers for this reason..
 
@Kisunminttu Well, you know what that's implying, then.
 
@RоryMcCune This is Finland. :D
 
6:58 PM
@RоryMcCune In Finland? Hehehehe
Trust me, there's not a big market for flowers in this country
 
@Kisunminttu so instead of flowers it's more knives right?
 
You'd think a country with such harsh conditions would have an extraordinary market for flowers.
 
@RоryMcCune I was just going to write that if anything, they'd carry knives in their permanent selection
 
@Kisunminttu see, I read SATW I know these things :op
 
First time I've given a flower to a girl (a cashier in a supermarket, who was very attractive) she cried and hugged me, because nobody ever gave her a flower.
This country needs love. Good for them, I'm here.
 
7:01 PM
@Adnan I'm wondering tonight if you could actually dig yourself into a hole any faster....
 
@Adnan Yeah ... right.
 
@RоryMcCune Hahah! There was recently a person selling his unused knife set on Facebook, the description said "selling: a quarrel resolving set. can also be used as kitchen knives."
 
@RоryMcCune Trust me, @Kisu isn't crazy
at least not like that
 
@Adnan nono, first strike adriana, second strike Kalina, and now supermarket girl "who was very attractive"
 
@Adnan No, but saying you'll give love to this country makes me feel like one in a dozen...
 
7:02 PM
@Kisunminttu dozen? That's a low estimate.
Then again, there aren't that many people in Finland, so I suppose ...
 
@FEichinger Joking aside, there's a noticeably acute lack of intimacy and basics of human politeness.
 
Who needs politeness and intimacy in a country where the next person is two miles over?
 
@RоryMcCune Yeah, she was very attractive. Not nearly as attractive as @Kisu, though.
 
That's like asking Canadians to socialize.
 
@Adnan decent save, that's you probably down to 2.5 strikes
 
7:04 PM
@FEichinger I just met three very sociable Canadians not a week ago
@RоryMcCune 2.75
(I just want flowers)
 
@Kisunminttu fair enough
 
Do you hear, @FEichinger?
She wants flower
That's your chance, man!
or, bro
 
Soo ... now you're actively trying to get rid of her.
 
or whatever appeals to your generation
 
Interesting move.
 
7:05 PM
@Adnan That's 4.5 right there
 
Guess that didn't work out too well, did it now?
 
there you go, honey
 
@Kisunminttu Really? Talking about a girl I met 4 years ago is 0.75, and actively trying to get rid of you is also 0.75?
 
@Adnan You're right. 6. I'm not talking to you in 24 hrs.
 
@Kisunminttu Oh.. nooo.. please talk to me..
I..umm.. cannot live without your.. voice..
 
7:08 PM
@Adnan Nice Freudian slip there.
 
7:19 PM
a hush falls over the chat room as @Adnan tries to find out whether it's really that hard to find flowers in Finland at night :op
 
@FEichinger I bet you haven't even spoken to someone from Montreal you donut.
@FEichinger Privileged as in you should pay us to let us know?
 
@Simon Well, there's ... you know ... you.
 
SPOKEN
WITH WORDS COMING OUT OF A MOUTH
 
That, too, actually. You'd be surprised by the kind of people I've met in my life.
 
JFK?
 
7:25 PM
@Simon Jesus Fucking Krist?
 
-.-
 
@FEichinger Jesus! When have you become 19?!
Your profile said 17 a few months ago
 
Nope.
 
@Adnan The way PHP programmers count is messed up.
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@FEichinger Hmm.. who was 17 then?
@Simon?
@Lighty?
 
7:29 PM
@Adnan I dunno. I don't recall anyone off the top of my head either.
@Adnan Profile checks out.
 
@Lighty is one hell of a donut.
 
Sometimes it's not difficult to confuse you guys together
 
Him or me?
 
The people I thought were 17
 
Ah.
You remember that I'm 12, right?
 
7:32 PM
@Simon Well, you looked a bit older in the IBC video
Like 18
 
@Adnan You caught me, I'm actually 13.
 
@Adnan I resent this remark. While I have an obsession with kalina, Lighty is obsessed with you and Kisu.
 
@FEichinger Is he?
 
@FEichinger In all honesty, he's a little obsessed with everybody
 
People with obsessions are weird, it's like if they haven't had a donut in their entire life.
 
7:51 PM
David Haney on September 16, 2014

On Stack Overflow and our other code-related sites, creating a minimal, complete, and verifiable example is the best way to get an answer to your question. We’ve always loved JSFiddle and sites like it because they let both askers and answerers reference runnable, working code that demonstrates their problem or solution.

Unfortunately, the use of these external sites introduces a few problems:

If the link breaks, the post becomes worthless.

If the code isn’t embedded in the page, visitors are forced to go elsewhere to get the full content of the question or answer. …

 
wat
That's pretty kewl.
@FEichinger Do you think they'll implement this for PHP soon?
 
That would require executing it server-side.
Which isn't a problem to sandbox, but is something SE doesn't seem particularly willing to do.
 
@FEichinger What about a PRE (PHP Runtime Environment)?
That sounds aweeeeesoooommeeee!!
 
8:10 PM
I'm a bit worried that this could lead to answers which contain a low of boilerplate required to make a working example instead of getting to the point.
 
Yeah you might have a point there.
 
@CodesInChaos thats not my only worry....
 
@AviD You're an also.
 
So I got bacon and cheese potato salad with my lunch
 
@DavidFreitag Next time, ask him to eat pineapples instead.
wat
 
8:19 PM
@Simon Huh?
 
@DavidFreitag I decided to commit even though I immediately realized I misread the whole sentence.
 
@Simon Oh. I hate pineapple anyway.
 
@Kisunminttu Wait, I just realized something. Does this mean it was protected, it would have been fine?
 
@Simon Ever heard of the straw that broke the camel's back?
 
@Kisunminttu No, was it a straw made out of a chainsaw?
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8:27 PM
@Simon Well, that backfired. I don't like the mental image : (
 
Soz :s
 
@Kisunminttu I got to ride a camel two days ago.
 
@DavidFreitag Whoa, how was it?
 
@Kisunminttu I was the king of the world.
 
luuulz
 
8:29 PM
@DavidFreitag Was the camel named after the Titanic movie?
 
@DavidFreitag what the hell is that a euphemism for??
 
@Kisunminttu Not sure, but that feeling didn't last. I think it suddenly decided it no longer wanted me on its back. I very suddenly and quickly became friends with the pavement
 
@DavidFreitag Holy crap! Did you get any injuries?
 
@Kisunminttu still wouldnt be as bad as smelling it.
 
@Kisunminttu Only my ego. I landed in a heaping pile of what I can only imagine was half digested camel food. I went from king of the world to a peasant in a few seconds flat
 
8:32 PM
@DavidFreitag Ouch.
 
@DavidFreitag Hahaha, that's hilarious! :D
 
@Kisunminttu you must be a sadist.
though that explains @Adnan.
 
@Kisunminttu I like how you went from "OMGAWD WERE YOU OK?" to "HAHA YOU DONUT!" in 5 seconds.
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@Kisunminttu Time slowed as I was falling and all I could think was, "Man the ground is getting bigger and..." splat
All of this caused quite a commotion and by the time I got up and brushed myself off there was quite a crowd staring at me. I couldn't help but laugh. After they realized I didn't get squished they all joined in the laughter.
 
@DavidFreitag "And that's how I met your mother".
 
8:36 PM
@Simon And that's how I met @Simon's mother
 
My poor mom.
 
@Simon hmm. you've said that 14 times. I'm surprised, thought it was more.
 
It's cool, I spent the rest of the day eating deep fried oreos, clam fritters, giant corn dogs, fudge, and clam chowder in a bread bowl.
 
@AviD Interesting, I thought it would have been more too.
 
apparently you dont care much about your own mother.
 
8:40 PM
@AviD Oh really? You've said the word "mom" 126 times and so far, you've been referring to someone else's mom in every message.
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You donut.
 
Oooh, and the venison jerky. Can't forget about that delicious venison jerky.
 
@Simon exactly. I care more about your mom than you do.
 
@AviD Oh for donuts sake -.-
 
@AviD Well yeah, you practically paid her entire mortgage.
 
wat ew
 
8:41 PM
@DavidFreitag heh. Yeah, its fair, I've spent more time with her than he has.
 
Oct 20 '13 at 16:43, by Thomas Pornin
@Simon You mean that your mom is "plentiful" ? That's a nice euphemism.
Look how mean The Bear is to me.
 
okay, yknow what? @Simon's mom jokes are getting old.
 
@AviD It's all about dad jokes now?
 
I'm out, at least for a while.
 
@AviD Agreed
 
8:42 PM
@AviD Yeah it's a little over used by now.
 
just what I said to her last night! Boom!
 
LULZ
 
@AviD Your outness lasted about as long as you did last night
DOUBLE BOOM
 
heh, nice.
okay, for real, I am calling a moratorium on #Simons mom jokes.
 
Haha.
 
8:43 PM
@Kisunminttu That's a record of some kind.
 
@DavidFreitag uuurrrghhhh.... Is it still okay to pick on simon? Because that is just begging for some #simoning.
DONT SAY IT
 
I'm confused. Which one?
 
@AviD Giggity.
 
@Kisunminttu "World record, an unsurpassed accomplishment or statistic"
 
A world record is usually the best global performance ever recorded and officially verified in a specific skill or sport. The book Guinness World Records collates and publishes notable records of all types, from first and best to worst human achievements, to extremes in the natural world and beyond. The website RecordSetter has begun to take on the same territory, but with a more inclusive policy. == Terminology == In the United States the form World's Record was formerly more common. The term World Best was also briefly in use. The latter term is still used in athletics events, including track...
 
8:44 PM
@Simon Ahhhh. I thought it was the gramophone record
 
@Kisunminttu Only if we get to throw the records at @Simon
 
Gramophone is a funny word.
 
Man this whole no more @Simon's mom thing is really bumming me out.
 
lulz
 
I'll have to entertain myself with my bacon-enriched potato salad.
 
9:14 PM
Why does Windows have to be such a pain in the ass.
 
 
1 hour later…
10:19 PM
@DavidFreitag I couldn't drag my icons on my Desktop today, a reboot fixed it.
So freaking dumb.
 
@Simon We are having recurring permissions issues that seem to disappear for a while and then suddenly reappear when no one expects it.
 
@DavidFreitag Oh yeah, permissions nightmare. Been through that too.
 
Guy said too much personal opinion in my answer. Can someone spot it? pastebin.com/4RQAjMPF
 
@Simon It may also be a weird locale problem too. It seems to work just fine with the Windows variant but some of our dutch, german, and canadian customers are having issues.
 
@DavidFreitag Wow, that's a mess.
 
10:23 PM
@Simon I knooooooooow. A while back we contracted some weird Indian company to do it. Several thousand dollars and a few years later we get a heaping pile of shit
 
Fun.
So, this donut claims to be the "creator of Chromebook":
 
10:42 PM
@Simon seems legit...
 
Very.
 
Just got a job offer from these guys. lab49.com
As a "Senior Engineer" in their DC office.
 
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