The DMZ

Rоry McCune

8:02 PM

@RoryAlsop then their.. no friends of mine

JukEboX

No I mean the lion and the wings

etherealflux

You mean just the image?

JukEboX

Yeah. I want a badge with that

etherealflux

the logo in the corner is decently sized

I bet there's an .svg somewhere

JukEboX

A Savage file?

Rоry McCune

8:09 PM

@JukEboX scalable vector graphics

etherealflux

Scalable Vector Graphics. Vector graphics are defined by lines and shapes, not pixels, so they can be scaled to any size

although the logo has enough effects on it that it might only exist in rasterized form

cdn.sstatic.net/security/img/…

maybe you want something like that?

JukEboX

oooooo I can use rthat

45 minutes till I can go home \o/

Perfect time to start a project -_-

JukEboX

8:27 PM

And thenthere were none

Rory Alsop

@RоryMcCune :-)

JukEboX

Hi @RoryAlsop

Rоry McCune

@RoryAlsop except I missed s/their/they're/ ugh :/

JukEboX

How do I get out of mobile mode?

Rоry McCune

@RoryAlsop you've missed yourself today, there's been all sorts of DMZ related fun, including me nabbing at least two of the regulars with a cheeky little rick roll

JukEboX

8:33 PM

NM I got it

So many Rorys @_@

Rоry McCune

you can never have too many rories!

etherealflux

I remember when rickrolling was a big thing

back in 1631

Rоry McCune

@etherealflux yeah I'm bringing it back

etherealflux

is All Your Base a thing, too?

Rоry McCune

yep we'll have some of that, some hamster dance and a little leeerrrooooyyy jenkins for good measure

JukEboX

8:36 PM

It was back in 1898

etherealflux

Can't go wrong with leeroy

JukEboX

What about badger badger badger mushroom mushroom

Rоry McCune

@JukEboX sounds good to me

let's spice things up

guise why do u need privatecy if u arent a criminal man?

JukEboX

8:39 PM

Because if people weren't invading your privatecy you wouldn't be a criminal

Ohnana

@etherealflux my pr0ns duh

Simon

ohnuhnuh pls

JukEboX

Why do people give me desk calendars if they are only going to end up in the recycle bin?

Simon

I wonder if the pr0n you're watching is weird, ohnuhnuh.

TildalWave

@etherealflux Nope, when I asked Jin for it I got PNG files. I don't think that any vectors exist any more, tho it wouldn't be too difficult to create them again if needed.

Ohnana

8:41 PM

@Simon too bad i'm behind 7 proxies hashed with md5

Simon

@Ohnana Ha! You should have used ROT13.

All your secrets are belong to us.

Ohnana

also Sex.se has been in beta for 6 days and we've already got a "bdsm means you're broken" answer. time to write the canonical mic drop for this one...

/tableflip

Simon

Did people actually upvote that answer?

Ohnana

no, it's at -1

Simon

Gooooood.

Ohnana

8:44 PM

dude's arguing in the comments though

etherealflux

punish it

Simon

Thank god there's still a bit of faith left.

etherealflux

baby

50 shades of grey is exactly how bdsm works right?

Simon

@Ohnana I haven't read the answer/his comments and I already wanna punch the guy in the face.

Ohnana

time to whip out my giant folder of academic articles and lay the smackdown bienvenue style

@etherealflux i swear to god i will slap you and you will not enjoy it

:P

Simon

8:45 PM

Because I'm assuming that the guy who answered believes that missionary is the only way sex should be done?

JukEboX

Wait there is a pr0n board here? I'm confused

etherealflux

>not through a hole in a bedsheet

Ohnana

@JukEboX sexuality.se

etherealflux

gross

Ohnana

it's in private beta

Simon

8:46 PM

Why didn't I register? QQ

JukEboX

@etherealflux lol

Simon

I remember seeing it a few months ago, was debating if I should join it or not.

Ohnana

@Simon i think i can send you an invite

etherealflux

has anyone asked if being a furry is a sexuality yet

Simon

@Ohnana @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

etherealflux

8:47 PM

I'm genuinely curious

Ohnana

@etherealflux depends on how it's acted out

JukEboX

What's the point of the site?

Ohnana

@Simon gib email i can send this to

Simon

@JukEboX Ask any questions sexually related?

Ohnana

@JukEboX answer questions about human sexuality

like "what's a good non-hormonal BC?"

Simon

8:49 PM

@Ohnana Are you ready to copy paste it 'cause I'm gonna delete it in 5 seconds?

Ohnana

yep

got it

JukEboX

Screenshotted.LOL

etherealflux

i have hacked your ddos

Simon

Cheers.

JukEboX

jkjkjkj

etherealflux

8:49 PM

prepare to be defragmented

Simon

I'm not worried about you lads, I'm worried about indexing.

JukEboX

Time to AOL interrupt your internets

Simon

Cool, got my account, thanks!

Ohnana

oh man this motherfucker's quoting the DSM

David Freitag

:23194341 Awwh I missed it.

Simon

8:51 PM

I'll browse it when I get home.

etherealflux

ahahahahahaha

Ohnana

and leaving out the "and the patient is distressed mentally or socially because of it"

etherealflux

good

yep

Simon

@DavidFreitag Toooooo baaaaad.

David Freitag

@Simon What was it?

etherealflux

8:52 PM

@Ohnana According to the internet it means you definitely have sex with animals 25/7

Simon

@DavidFreitag My email address, which I'm trying to keep somewhat clean, lulz.

David Freitag

@Simon Oh, nothing good then. Carry on.

Gilles

@Ohnana you don't need an invite to join a private beta

Ohnana

@Gilles orly?

@Ohnana - I'm not stating my own opinion, I'm reporting what the American Psychological Association says in the DSM-IV, which is the most recent version I have access to at the present time. I don't necessarily agree with everything the DSM says, but I am not as qualified to judge such things as the APA is. — Wad Cheber 1 min ago

ARRRRRGH

WHY

Gilles

go to the Area 51 page and click “Visit”

JukEboX

8:53 PM

@Ohnana sentinals have already been dispatched

fire missiles!

DEFCON 3!

I've brought a few broadside's to the party, is that good enough?

Ohnana

when i have a moment to breathe i'm going to compile a ginat wall o' text pornin style

TildalWave

8:54 PM

would this do?

etherealflux

> broadside's

prepare to die

JukEboX

@TildalWave your my hero good sir

Will have to save that when I get hoem

David Freitag

@Ohnana You get 'em

TildalWave

no problem

JukEboX

@Ohnana sets phazers to "pwn"

Ohnana

8:55 PM

pew pew

seriously i have a 500 page dissertation to pull from

plus 10 other papers

plus ruben's works

David Freitag

@Ohnana Now that's dedication.

etherealflux

plus urban dictionary

Ohnana

@DavidFreitag someone else wrote it lol

it was his phd i believe

David Freitag

@Ohnana Well see now that's cheating.

JukEboX

@etherealflux cause that is always accurate.

So @Ohnana is a Dr?

David Freitag

8:58 PM

@JukEboX That was the implication, anyway.

@JukEboX Wannabe

JukEboX

@DavidFreitag I was agreeing :P

Ohnana

@JukEboX homie i don't even have a bachelor's yet

he's Dr. Beat

@Ohnana in school?

back up

8:58 PM

The beat?

Ohnana

yeah, and i'm a cs major so no cool sex studies for me

JukEboX

nnsssnnnsssnnnssnnns

David Freitag

Best Melodic Dubstep Mix 2014

►

JukEboX

I don't belong here with you computer science guys. I am an info sec and networking nerd

David Freitag

@Ohnana Don't be silly, I'm a CS major and I'm making speech controlled vibrators, there's a sex study in there somewhere.

Ohnana

8:59 PM

@DavidFreitag teledildonics!

Simon

@JukEboX Please. All you are is a nurd and there are just a bunch of nurdz here.

JukEboX

@DavidFreitag Son to the SCV Dynasty

David Freitag

@JukEboX Wut?

JukEboX

@Simon is correct. Long as we don't go into geek territory

Ohnana

btw i'm referring to Bienvenu, Robert Vincent, II

he's the doctor

Simon

9:00 PM

BIEVENUE MOTHERFUCKER

JukEboX

@DavidFreitag sorry meant Father of the (S)peech (C)ontroled (V)ibrators dynasy

ANy

David Freitag

@JukEboX Hehehe, yes

JukEboX

Gotta bounce tim to go home. Back in about 2 houras

Simon

You look like an houras.

JukEboX

lol

etherealflux

9:02 PM

@JukEboX I'm a chemist, so I've got you out-wrong-fielded

David Freitag

@etherealflux Yeah, well I'm a fish, so I've got you out species'd

etherealflux

@DavidFreitag but do you pretend to be one on the internet?

Ohnana

@JukEboX i'm an infosec nurd too

David Freitag

@etherealflux No, I pretend to be a refrigerator.

Simon

me2

etherealflux

9:06 PM

@DavidFreitag Gross, you fridgies are really creepy

I saw a fridgy convention once and everyone was wearing fridge costumes

David Freitag

@etherealflux Yeah, you should see what I put in your milk.

Simon

Hint: it's also white

@DavidFreitag Did you hear the Starcraft Hardstyle track?

David Freitag

@Simon da wha

Simon

@DavidFreitag play.google.com/music/m/…

(Evolution Complete)

Ohnana

hmm sounds like literally every other hardstyle song

David Freitag

9:10 PM

@Simon I've never played starcraft, FYI

TildalWave

@Simon at least spell it right

Simon

@DavidFreitag o

David Freitag

@Ohnana That's kinda the idea.

Simon

@TildalWave Bienvenue, which is also "welcome" in French, is spelled like that.

@Ohnana ohnuhnuh uses Google Music too?

Ohnana

@Simon free sample

Simon

9:11 PM

o

TildalWave

@Simon you're missing an n, aren't you?

Ohnana

all i heard was garbled female vocals and BUONK BUONK BUONK

Simon

@TildalWave Fuck me.

TildalWave

translate: Bievenue

(from English) Bievenue

Simon

DO IT NOW

TildalWave

9:11 PM

Translate: Bienvenue

(from French) Welcome

David Freitag

Yeah, I got bored. Back to my mix.

Simon

Woohoo!

@DavidFreitag It kind of loses its magic if you haven't played da game.

David Freitag

@Simon Don't let your donut catch you saying that to strangers on the internet.

@Simon No, I'm just not in the mood for hardstyle.

Simon

@DavidFreitag If I say that to dudes, she won't mind.

David Freitag

Otherwise I'd be listening to Hermhardstyleione, not MrMomMusic.

Ohnana

9:13 PM

haha simon is bad at french

TildalWave

@Simon I kinda rather wouldn't, if you don't mind :)

Simon

@Ohnana Oh come on, it was a honest misspell.

@TildalWave Fine with me.

TIME TO GO HOME LADS

David Freitag

5:13? that's a bit odd.

TildalWave

party time in the DMZ in 10, 9, 8, 7,...

etherealflux

6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0, -1, -2, -3 , -4, -5

-6, -7, -8, ebola, -10

Ohnana

9:15 PM

PARTAY

I'm gonna hop in my metal box that's powered by exploding dead plants

TildalWave

@Ohnana DMZ code of conduct rule #1: Thou shalt not use a noun as a verb!

Ohnana

@TildalWave party is an intransitive verb

Thou shalt know what thou are speaking of

TildalWave

@Ohnana spoketh of? :P

David Freitag

9:19 PM

@TildalWave #rekt

►

cc:\ @Simon

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag DMZ code of conduct rule #2: Thou shant linketh to pink framed ThouTube videos!

or is it lilac?

David Freitag

@TildalWave Actually the video isn't pink-framed, must be something with the thumbnail.

TildalWave

yes, mine peeled off as soon as I saw it

David Freitag

Wow, they changed the controls on the youtube video player

Made them WAY more bold.

TildalWave

they did? they seem the same to me

and there's still no way to disable annotations by default of course

David Freitag

9:31 PM

Ohnana

yeah youtube controls look weird

at least it's in html5

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag by default

David Freitag

@TildalWave That was a a picture of what my controls look like

TildalWave

@DavidFreitag ah yes they do seem a bit more bold

David Freitag

@Ohnana And 1080 at 60fps

Simon

9:58 PM

@Ohnana I've read about 3 sentences of this guy's answer and I'm already pissed at him

"The most common fetish, as I understand it, is the foot fetish."

WHY ARE YOU EVEN SAYING THIS?

Ohnana

@Simon i'd like to find a publicly accessible version of the DSMv

@Simon that's true, and i think he means "this is a harmless fetish unlike that weird pain stuff"

Simon

"Fetishes involving degradation and physical abuse, on the other hand, are probably associated with psychological issues..."

PROBABLY?!?!?

IF YOU DON'T KNOW THEN DON'T SAY IT.

Ohnana

well according to my anecdata...

Simon

My donut is making an account for sexuality.SE

Ohnana

neato

Simon

10:02 PM

What's next, she'll come in here?!?!?

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