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6:20 AM
bloody hell, FOUR DIGITS worth of missed messages??
what, are you all trying to brute force the chat?
@Simon is hoping if he generates enough chat messages, some of them will eventually make sense.
that thing about enough retarded monkeys....
on the lighter side of things.... hey @TerryChia @RоryMcCune
Someone Is Setting 'Hipster Traps' in New York http://snipe.ly/1OMhojc - LOL!
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6:42 AM
hahaha so while I have no intention of going through that whole transcript, I was checking out the stars I missed - figured that's the best stuff anyway - and I got rickrolled. Well done, @RоryMcCune, well done.
@RоryMcCune this is hysterical. Don't know how I missed it before.
 
7:23 AM
@AviD \o/ (achievement unlocked - Rickroll a mod)
 
@RоryMcCune it isn't your first time
 
@AviD yeah but that cheevo wasn't available before
it came with the latest SE DLC
 
wut
ahh okay
 
7:41 AM
I think I am brain damaged
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took me 8 attempts to unlock my pc
only to find that somehow I binged on every update to tvtropes in the last year
no wonder my head hurts
 
@Flyk ouch, TV Tropes overdose..
 
@RоryMcCune isnt there a tv trope about that?
 
@AviD yeah you find it under Inception
 
8:01 AM
why won't things just woooooooooooooooooooork
 
seriously, tigger, think before you type
 
I'm debating if technology like neural links is such a good idea
 
neutral links? whats that?
or did you mean neural links
 
like right now I'm wondering if the command to open Cubase would be heard through the background noise of eugh humanity
 
I have no idea what you just said
nevermind, I know you don't care anyway
 
8:04 AM
also @AviD you're wasting your time, the only way I even noticed you were chatting was you're causing additional link breaks in my monologue
 
hehehe, see?
@RоryMcCune we should rename the DMZ to "Flyk's monologue, and some interruptions"
 
ehehehehe using AdBlock to entirely remove @AviD from my visibility
 
uhh you could just mute me
wait, what am I saying
@Flyk
hey @Flyk
@Flyk
hey @Flyk
@Flyk wait are you really blocking me
@Flyk what is happening
wait, hang on - I forgot, I dont really care
hoo hoo hooooHOOOOO
 
I could see a days transcript that was entirely consumed by you two talking whilst having the other on mute
could be quite amusing :)
 
hardly, not worth my time
 
8:16 AM
@Flyk well no but if you've got the tigger on mute you wouldn't necessarily know it was happening (well apart from the mini-sized avatar moving to the start of the list)
 
@RоryMcCune I see no mini sized avatar, I removed it with adblock
 
@Flyk ah well there you go then you can continue chatting without know what's happening in the tigger related space
 
@RоryMcCune chat is too dead at this time of morning, once I finish waking up/annoying myself after playing around with adsrs for an hour hopefully people will be here
if not then I'll go be productive
not that there's anything productive to do this week
 
@Flyk what's an adsrs?
 
else I'd probably not be here in the first place
 
8:21 AM
@Flyk you could write your modem sounds song as DJ {GUID}
 
A sound synthesizer (usually abbreviated as "synthesizer" or "synth", also spelled "synthesiser") is an electronic musical instrument that generates electric signals converted to sound through loudspeakers or headphones. Synthesizers may either imitate other instruments or generate new timbres. They are often played with a keyboard, but they can be controlled via a variety of other input devices, including music sequencers, instrument controllers, fingerboards, guitar synthesizers, wind controllers, and electronic drums. Synthesizers without built-in controllers are often called sound modules,...
actually wikipedia, that's not what I linked
oh, it is what I linked
I'm surprised ADSR doesn't have it's own page
I'm not even being productive, I'm literally just twisting knobs until pretty noise occurs
I suppose that's basically akin to being productive and from the outside is basically exactly the same as me being productive
 
@Flyk and has the upside of potentially producing pretty noises..
 
everything has the upside of potentially creating pretty noises
I bet the sound from the engines of MH170 as it sped towards the ocean was pretty awesome
 
@Flyk well unless you regard keyboard typing noises as pretty, sec. testing likely doesnt..
 
maybe not keyboard typing sounds, although I'm sure that you could use certain keystrokes as make shift percussion if you really wanted
 
8:32 AM
@RоryMcCune tell her she would know when I kicked her
 
but I bet the screams of Sony executives after they found out they were hacked was worth sampling
 
yknow, if I wanted to, or cared
 
and I would imagine that a nerd gasming at something completely geeky would be worth sampling
 
@RоryMcCune But your screams of anguish when you find something extremely terrible might be pretty noises?
 
@Arperum basically it, yes
I think my most random sample to date is the sound of the initial bubbling of a new bottle of champagne being opened
which got repurposed as an uplifter
 
8:35 AM
@Arperum @Flyk yeah there may have been some head-desk on tests when I saw a really stupid implementation I guess
and groans of frustration when I have to look at Oracle Web Apps!
 
gasps and sighs are fantastic also
Cortana certainly likes to slurp data
 
@RоryMcCune OWA? really?
 
@Flyk indeed
@AviD just generally anything by an Oracle company, they're horrible overcomplex enterprise things for the most part
 
oh of course. but I meant about the naming.
"OWA" is a well established name for something completely different
 
@AviD the sound when someone walks into a coffee table?
 
8:49 AM
@RоryMcCune Outlook Web Access?
 
@AviD really, I've never heard of that product before :op
 
....
 
heck it's not like I did spent two weeks assessing Exchange online
 
poor you
is it bad that I am justifying reading tvtropes as research for samples
 
9:06 AM
@Flyk weirdly that's a site I've never really gotten into, visited once or twice but not really wandered around it.
 
I am fascinated by the way that everything you see in movies/tv/games has a name for that particular thing
this scene being shot this way is called <X> and here is a massive page of why, other examples, and... oh look, where did the sun go? Wasn't it like 9am? 9PM?! WTF
 
@Flyk sounds like a better way to waste time on the Internet than reddit/imgur/twitter/facebook anyway!
 
but currently I'm looking through "A Rare Sentence"
for sentences that are rare in a variety of media
in the hope of finding something catchy that I can subsequently sample
 
well I was just looking at "A Study of Laminar Hypersonic Cavity Flows" arc.aiaa.org/doi/abs/10.2514/3.2626
I don't actually understand any of it but my uncle wrote it back in the 60's so was interesting to see that it's online
 
9:45 AM
I'll wager that's the first time chat has been killed with a mention of Laminar Hypersonic Cavity Flows!
 
I wouldn't accept that bet
seems rigged
 
9:57 AM
@RоryMcCune Impossible, cool was invented shortly after I was born
 
^watch that, you'll see
 
10:12 AM
Star Wars is not cool
 
@Flyk well if you watch that video I think you'll see that it can be
 
I can't click it, it feels like a setup
 
well I guess you'll just need to go with your curiousity unsatisfied then :op
 
@RоryMcCune my curiosity was already filled, and yet I couldnt help but fill it again
 
10:33 AM
my curiosity is under control thanks to the interwebs
 
that is a silly argument.
Not to be a sesquipedalian, but I was the only one to excogitate the deleterious argument at hand, you polemicists.
 
 
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11:44 AM
hehehehehe @RoryAlsop hehehehehe
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Q: Why this severe and so long time suspension?

begueradjI just have started answering one of today's questions before wanting to link a related existing answer on this website and falling on this user's profile. First of all, I never had an interaction with that user or knew his existence before a moment ago, so please do not consider my post from a...

11 years
 
@AviD Ah, good old Smith.
 
I am really trying to not respond with a whole bunch of graphic detail.
 
11:58 AM
okay, I think that is a mild enough comment now. @RoryAlsop lemme know if you think I left anything redactable there....
 
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Q: I hereby declare the 22th of September each year to be Bear Day!

Terry ChiaThomas Pornin, one of the most distinguished members of our community has reached 100k rep, a terrific milestone! A complete list of his contributions to the site is probably way too long to fit into a single post, so here are some of the more notable ones. An incredible answer speculating a...

^hey @TerryChia is the use of 22th instead of 22nd deliberate?
 
@RоryMcCune heh that hurts my head
 
@RоryMcCune Yes What 22th?.
 
twenty secounrth
 
@TerryChia ... why?
 
12:02 PM
twenty twoth?
 
^that one :op
 
@RоryMcCune Nice photoshop skills bro.
 
@TerryChia yeah I'm real fast with those there pixels
 
Hmm, @ThomasPornin might break 200k before Sept this year.
 
you know revisions are posterity, right?
 
12:03 PM
Nah, it's already August.
 
raz
Wait it's August!?
 
this is... this just... well, not gold. More like peanut butter.
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Q: Navigating layers of an American hotel bed

HilmarSilly question perhaps but I'm a bit puzzled. The bed has a mattress, mattress pad, sheet 1, sheet 2, a thin white blanket, sheet 3, duvet with a removable cover and some more decorative stuff. In Germany you would sleep between sheet 1 and the duvet and the other layers wouldn't exist. The she...

"where do you put yourself??"
 
Morning Gang
Don't know how I made it to work but good god I did.
 
12:23 PM
WORK!! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR??!?
 
@AviD earning money?
 
wut
 
@AviD people work to earn money... tell me you've not been doing it for free all these years
 
GOOD GAWD Y'ALL
was that really too subtle?
 
no I got it
I just intentionally mis-contrued it
was funnier that way
:)
 
12:25 PM
ahh kk okay then
thats fair
 
good lord I'm not @Simon :op
 
@TerryChia Mmh... difficult. That's more than 18000 points away, i.e. 90 days at rep cap rate.
The 100k for Bear #2 will be reached much sooner.
 
I don't even think @Simon is awake yet
 
how can you tell, what did he say?
 
@AviD that's the point. He hasn't said anything
And now this...
 
12:34 PM
whats that got to do with @Simon?
@JukEboX meh, doesnt mean anything. He shows more signs of lack of consciousness in the stuff he says.
 
@AviD I guess I have much to learn about @Simon
 
@JukEboX I'd say that "to learn about @Simon you must become the donut" but with the double meaning that has, perhaps not
 
I <3 donuts
Friday is donut day here at the office ;)
 
dangers of working in an office... too much sweet food floating about
summertime in some of the big offices I've worked in there was always someone who had brought sweets back from their holidays
 
I wish we had a roaming omlete person :P
 
12:45 PM
what are roaming omeletes?
I guess some people like to hunt their food.
 
Like someone who comes in on Fridays comes to your cubical and makes you an omlete
Its a pipe dream
 
@JukEboX quick get a VC team and register omelette.io , it's not sillier than other ideas that get funded :)
 
@RоryMcCune and a hella lot better than many
@JukEboX you could go work at a hotel, or restaurant
 
LOL True and its a money maker. If your in cubicale space the, the smell of the omelets will attract more business
 
I do love hotel breakfasts when they have those omelette stations...
 
12:54 PM
@AviD Why doesn't he mind his own business?
"I think it's too severe" HOW CAN HE JUDGE IF HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE HAS DONE?
@ThomasPornin You need to talk some sense into those of your kind.
 
@Simon hey cmon, I agree that 11 years is crazy long as a temporary ban. Point is it ISNT a temporary ban, 11 years is permanent.
as a time out, it does feel excessive. As a permanent ban, its a bit short.
 
@AviD So, the year 2026 doesn't exist?
Interesting.
 
@Simon wut?
 
It's not a permanent ban, it's a 11 years ban you donut.
 
@Simon the clue is in the "temporarily suspended" text
 
12:58 PM
@Flyk Voilà. We should be mods, at least we understand the basic concepts, unlike ovid.
 
who?
 
ovid
 
and no, I wouldn't want to be associated with that group
I know no ovid
 
You know ovid, he's an Egyptian donut.
 
@Simon oh dont mind her, she doesnt get us
your sophisticated sense of humour goes right over her afro.
 
1:00 PM
rip afro
 
@Flyk you really think SE is gonna be around in 11 years? ;-)
 
@Flyk it's an odd afflication that @Simon has where he replaces other vowals with o's, my guess is it's related to the o being similar in shape to his beloved Doughnuts...
 
@RоryMcCune That makes a lot of sense, never actually thought of that.
 
I wonder if it's possible to actually overdose on donuts
 
@Simon oh dear, sounds like you have subliminal-doughnutitis!
 
1:04 PM
@Flyk I made myself sick once like that
the trick is to make sure you also have other food, not just a dozen and half donuts in a short time.
 
Ok off to the lab for a bit
is off to play computer dr
 
when you say lab, do you mean room with computer in it
 
Or maybe he means labtop
 
I'm not sure that works
 
probably a big dog, that is just so cuddly
or maybe the little ones, that look like a stupid pillow
 
1:17 PM
Like that pillow in your air vent?
 
@Simon have you been sleeping in @AviD 's air vent again?
 
Only on weekends.
 
jeez you guise, that is soooo crude.
 
@JourneymanGeek flashheart?
 
1:19 PM
@AviD - I added a wee thing to that one, as I'm pretty certain I was the final suspension :-)
 
That's a labtop, I guess.
 
@RoryAlsop well put, I was trying to avoid saying anything specific.
though for the record I am not convinced that it really was just one individual
> This is not an individual we want here.
that was too much crazy to be contained by one person
 
@RоryMcCune for a moment I thought that was a new exploit.
 
Yeah, I saw that ;p
 
1:22 PM
^ Blackadder character with a tendency to say Woof!
 
@AviD hive mind, maybe
 
lol. This is more a reference to my avatar, and dogs in general ;p
 
@RоryMcCune - "where haven't I been? WOOF!"
 
@RoryAlsop hive for sure, dunno about the other part
 
dogs suk cats 4 lyf3
 
1:27 PM
@RоryMcCune wow that guy is an arse
 
@AviD flashy, he's kind of meant to be, that's the point of the character :)
he turns up in Blackadder 4 as well
 
sin attack
 
1:42 PM
RST
TCP doesn't support puns yet
 
do the
pls dance
 
pls is not a valid ICMP message
yet
 
2:08 PM
I'm trying to figure out if r/pyongyang is serious or not
 
Why don't you try to do the pls dance instead?
 
r/pls
oh hell thats real
 
Do you wonder if I own it now?
 
I do not.
 
Feast your eyes, lads:
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Q: {PHP} SQL Injection

Szymon MarczakI have this PHP code: <?php (...) function escape($str) { $ret = ''; for($i=0;@$str[$i];$i++) { if($str[$i]!='\'') if($str[$i]!='\\') if($str[$i]!='"') if($str[$i]!="\r") if($str[$i]!="\n") if($str[$i]!="\x1a") { $ret .= $str[$i]; continue; } ...

 
2:17 PM
I knew you would enjoy that one.
 
Why didn't you close it then you donut?
 
raz
@Simon Where's your answer? This is your time to shine!
 
oh god, the comment
 
@raz pls no
 
raz
@Simon Come on you can give a better answer than that dude.
 
2:25 PM
@raz Based on the reactions of the dude, I'm going to guess that he only wants to hear how great he is doing.
 
@raz Meh, not worth it.
I don't get why he's talking about XSS in his answer though.
 
@Simon I thrive on VtCs.
 
@AviD Fair enough.
I can't find a canonical question to flag it as a duplicate QQ.
 
we need a canoncial "Does PHP really suck?" question.
or rather, "WHY does PHP suck so hard"
 
raz
2:28 PM
@AviD I'll ask the question if you provide the answer
 
or "If PHP and the girl who sucks the hardest in the world would do a sucking competition, who would win?"
 
nah, I can't be bothered with all the internethate the clueless trolls will shovel my way.
as in, no time or patience to really enjoy them, the way I should.
 
wait, does that code replace the escaped characters with a ?
 
raz
@AviD "Why should I never use PHP?"
 
2:30 PM
the syntax is insane
ohh, nvm
I see
tactical continue
 
raz
@Arperum ahahahaha
 
When is the rest of the world going to learn that a comma is not a decimal point.
 
raz
@DavidFreitag They'll quit doing it when you stop laughing
 
@raz I am not laughing, this is getting annoying.
 
it always throws me off
 
2:40 PM
It wouldn't be so bad if the software we are forced to give to customers is a heaping pile of shit.
 
@Ohnana My donut is already at 150 rep on sex.SE ô_ô
 
@Simon Your donut is a space explorer? That's cool. You should invite her in here.
 
@DavidFreitag I guess you could say that but I was talking about sexuality.SE
lulz
 
@Simon "space" explorer
 
^_^
 
2:44 PM
@Simon oh? She must know what she's talking about. Does that bother you?
 
we should get @Simon's mom on Sex.SE, she would have more rep than Jon Skeet in like a week.
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@AviD No, it makes me a lucky man.
 
hmm, I guess that insult was a bit too subtle.
 
wot
 
I was implying that she wouldnt have gotten that experience with you.
 
2:50 PM
@AviD More than just experience.
 
@AviD Why not?
 
@DavidFreitag you're saying she would have got something else from him? Ymean, like a disease?
also, why can't people read?
 
@Simon you should totally get her to come in here
 
@AviD I dunno, let's ask @Simon. @Simon, is your dinghy itchy?
 
it would be hilarious fun
 
2:51 PM
jeez, man.
 
for us
and maybe even her
but not for you
 
pls
 
@Flyk it would be... enlightening, wouldn't it.
 
Maybe on a day off, she doesn't have the opportunity to come here at work.
 
pls dnt pls meh
 
2:52 PM
@Simon Oh come on, don't you want her to meet the people you are always talking about?
 
yeah like I'm going to be around during that 5 minutes you bring her in here at some point in the distant future
 
pls lads, I don't talk much about you.
 
that's straight up avoidance that is
I didn't realize we disgusted you so much that you hide us away like your dirty little secret
 
wat
 
if you really loved her you wouldn't deny her the amazing gift of knowing we exist
 
2:54 PM
wtf
 
@Simon yeah well, when she does come here, we're gonna say you said that about her.
 
@AviD wat
wadafuk is going on
 
I don't know. I'm pretty sure the loading throbbers in Google Chrome used to rotate clockwise
it's really setting off my OCD
 
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Q: What benefit to use different encryption key (passphrase) for different customers?

MichaelWhen we store confidential information in DB we encrypt it using AES. In addition, when customers install our product they protect it using firewall. Should we use different encryption key (passphrase) for different customers? What benefit?

 
2:55 PM
I might have to change browser
 
I have no idea how the firewall line factors into this
 
@Flyk Mine still rotate clockwise.
 
@DavidFreitag then wtf
 
@Flyk Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
 
this is literally ruining my browsing experience
well there is an update outstanding
WHAT
I hope this isn't some secret psychological warfare to get me to restart my browser
 
2:58 PM
@Flyk are you currently in Australia?
 
@Flyk No, it was a real attempt to help improve your browsing experience.
 
@Simon your donut called herself "simons.donut"
?!?
 
@RоryMcCune LOL
 
oh my, that's really quite devious
 
@Flyk it could be the coriolis effect
 
2:59 PM
@AviD Hahahahaha
 

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