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6:00 PM
gmail is SOOOOOO much better than inbox it isn't even funny
 
@DavidFreitag yes
@DavidFreitag and yes to this as well
 
@DavidFreitag My friend who is the biggest Apple fanboy ever has now decided that he no longer wants to use anything by Google and recently said "I just have to get rid of gmail now" and I'm like "lolglson".
 
@Simon It's not that Google is the best thing ever (well, let's be honest it kinda is) it's that it is so integrated in everything I do. All my computers, all my tablets/phones/etc. that makes Google fantastic.
 
@DavidFreitag That is why I like it very much too.
Like I can browse porn at home and then when I come in at work, my browsing history shows porn on my work PC!
I mean how great is that?
 
And even if something cooler, more elegant, that works better comes out the likelihood that I will switch is low because I am already set up
@Simon L2Incognito, fool.
 
6:09 PM
@kalina - this is begging to be sampled: facebook.com/vintageremixrecords/videos/949480121813062
 
@DavidFreitag Sometimes I'm way too lazy to incognito just to browse a single picture posted on reddit.
 
@Simon or fail to notice that a link on /wtf is NSFW - oops ;-/
 
@Simon Well sure, that's because you are on reddit, not somexxxpornbuttsecks.hawt
 
@RoryAlsop =\
@DavidFreitag reddit has a ton of pictures of NSFW pretty ladies.
 
@Simon Does it?
 
6:11 PM
@DavidFreitag There are subreddits dedicated to that, son.
 
@DavidFreitag apparently
 
o pls lads, stop acting like you don't know.
 
@Simon I'm not sure why I'm surprised.
@Simon I don't reddit.
 
@Simon and of course if you just want to see pictures imgur/r/<subredditname> works (obviously I only use this for things like /r/pics or /r/aww)
 
@RоryMcCune Yeah imgur is great for that.
 
6:19 PM
s'why this software that does content blocking is such a hopeless task, there's always other ways to get to images
 
LOCK YOU STUPID GNOME
WHO ON EARTH WOULD USE THE GUI TO LOCK HIS SESSION WHEN YOU DO IT #@*$&@#$?@#$&?@#$&$&*@#?$*&@# TIMES A DAY
THOSE SYMBOLS SHOULD BE NUMBERS IF YOU'RE WONDERING
 
@Simon how strange - I assumed your keyboard was faulty
oh, and your caps lock is stuck on
 
BUT MY STUPID FUCKING LINUX TREATS CAPS LOCK AS SHIFT
 
:-)
 
PLS RORO
 
6:22 PM
@Simon P&O RoRo
 
@Simon Win+L FTW
 
Think the MV Kerren was a P&O RoRo ferry
 
It's funny when old people always type in caps 'cause they don't see well.
@RоryMcCune On GNOME3 it's ctrl + alt + L
 
@Simon hey come on now, you're not that old really
well compared to young people you are I guess
 
@RоryMcCune I'm like a dead man walking :(
 
6:23 PM
but not compared to us oldsters, that's probably why you hang here
 
@Simon s/walking/dancing
 
to put off the ugly day when you start a new job and realise you're not the youngest person in the room
 
@RоryMcCune Or when you are the youngest person in the room and everyone else wants to punch you in the head because they just found out how young you are.
 
@DavidFreitag heh it's been a while since I had that phenomena
 
@RоryMcCune One of these days I'm going to start a new job, and I'll realize I'm the oldest person in the room. That's...Slightly weird.
 
6:25 PM
@RoryAlsop Are you saying that I do the zombie dance?
 
@Xander yeah that one is odd, I've not had it yet, but definitely one of the older ones now
 
@Xander It was weird when I hired someone exactly half my age...
at least it will be a while before I hire someone a third of my age
 
@RoryAlsop Ha ha.
 
@RoryAlsop yeah some of our newbs are young enough to be my kids...
 
@RoryAlsop Yeah, I haven't done that yet. It's technically possible, but not very likely yet.
 
6:27 PM
My old boss started working here two weeks after I was born.
 
@DavidFreitag Ha ha ha. Now that is awesome.
 
@Xander No it's not I almost got punched in the head the day he found out
 
@DavidFreitag Sure, but as young as you are, and and old as he is, surely it was easy to duck out of the way. And old people are kind of feeble anyway.
 
@Xander He's not that old
 
> old people are kind of feeble anyway
Hahahahaha
 
6:29 PM
@DavidFreitag Dude let's face it, he's ancient.
Not roro ancient because that's next level but he's still ancient.
 
@Simon "so, Rory, what do you do"
...survive!
;-)
 
o pls you do more than that.
 
@Simon survive...with style
 
You eat peppermints, complain about the young generations and feed birds in the park.
 
@Simon I do not feed birds.
pigeons are flying rats
that can't avoid subarus very well...
 
6:34 PM
@RoryAlsop buy them a drink perhaps
but not food
 
Indeed pigeons suck.
 
So this bank lets me create my own security questions
That's pretty baller.
 
lulz
 
@DavidFreitag interesting, do they use them for phone banking at all do you know?
 
6:36 PM
Also: I just spent 40 minutes on hold to find out that I need to use "Freitag Jr" instead of "Freitag" to register with.
 
@DavidFreitag I dare you to make some about murder to see how long it'll take for them to get you investigated.
 
there's a few other good ones there @Simon
 
@DavidFreitag bank I worked for considered that and rejected it on the basis that if they let people do it they'd come up with rude questions that the call centre people wouldn't want to see
 
@RоryMcCune ^ this
definitely
 
@Simon "Who is the best bank?" : "<Insert Bank name here>"
 
6:37 PM
(I would)
@DavidFreitag hahahaha
 
@RoryAlsop heck yes, anyone does that I reserve the right to make fun of it
 
@DavidFreitag Oh lawd.
@RoryAlsop It should also say "FEED ME ANOTHER ENGINE".
 
I really hate password forms that don't let me use ~
 
Those are having a hard time to last 150k km here.
 
I really like using ~
 
6:39 PM
@Simon what, Imprezas? Or F1 cars?
 
@RoryAlsop Any 2.5L by Subaru, especially the turbo ones.
 
@Simon Mine's doing alright at 137k...oh, wait...no it isn't. Dammit - you're right!
 
@RoryAlsop Hahaha.
I'd be driving a recent STi if they were reliable.
Now I'm unsure either I get a 2L swap which is known to easily withstand 400 hp or a brz and QQ because everyone reks me.
 
get a 400bhp monster dude!
brz is a hairdresser's car
 
@RoryAlsop A turbo kit gets it 100+ hp and apparently they're still quite reliable with it.
So that'd be somewhat decent.
 
6:43 PM
@Simon oh yeah - STi engines are solid. It was always the clutches you had to worry about. Have you spoken with Bob Cross in the Pitstop chat? He's another subaru man
 
@RoryAlsop Nein. JDM trannys seem to be fine too and a 2L swap would include one.
I'm wondering what he has to say about the 2.5 though.
Hang on, I'll bait him.
fkin' bait'd
 
7:07 PM
fkin' rekt the chat too
soz lads
 
@Simon Both chats it would seem.
 
"Double Kill"--- Fatality!
 
If anything, I've stabbed something that was already dead regarding the other chat.
 
@RоryMcCune always preferred the Babality :-)
@Simon everyone had gone home at the PitStop
it's Friday, and isn't Thanksgiving happening? Or something
 
@RoryAlsop I had not heard of this before
 
7:09 PM
I know my Canadian friends here have started preparing
 
@RoryAlsop LOL, no, not for another month
 
@RоryMcCune with a donut
 
Monday is Columbus day.
 
@DavidFreitag maybe it was that
 
@RoryAlsop But it's not even a real holiday, not even bankers get the day off
 
7:10 PM
Thanksgiving in Québec is interesting, rare are those that actually celebrate it but we get Monday off.
 
The early babalities were funnier
 
It is a Canadian English celebration.
@ThomasPornin thomos I assume that it's the same case for you?
 
I like thanksgiving because it's the only time of year where it is not only appropriate to gorge yourself full of turkey, stuffing, and gravy, but it's actively encouraged.
 
@Simon Yes, I have next Monday off.
 
@ThomasPornin But do you celebrate it?
 
7:14 PM
Not particularly.
It is basically a harvest festival
 
Yeah, do we look like harvesters, tsk, tsk.
 
I do not practice agriculture myself (though I have some topinambours in my garden)
 
The only thing I harvest is @AviD's mom.
googles topinambours
 
The whole turkey-based ritual seems to be quite American (as in "USA"); I am not sure Canadians insist on eating that specific bird.
The Canadian Thanksgivings does not occur at the same date as the US Thanksgivings.
 
Bob's back next door, @Simon
 
7:21 PM
@ThomasPornin No, typically ham up there instead.
 
My family cooks both ham and Turkey
OMNOMNOM
 
@DavidFreitag Can't go wrong with that.
 
Of course now most of my family has moved away so I'll probably be stuck making shake'n bake in my tiny little oven...
 
@DavidFreitag Three words: Popeye's Cajun Turkey.
 
@Xander I think the nearest Popeye's is in NY
 
7:35 PM
@DavidFreitag And if you don't have any Popeye's in your Godforsaken corner of the world, you deserve the shake'n bake.
 
fkin rekt
 
@Xander what is shake'n'bake?
 
@RoryAlsop I keep thinking Shake'n'vac when I hear it, but I'm guessing that's not it
 
It's something that you shake and then...
bake.
 
@RoryAlsop classic 80's
 
@RoryAlsop It's basically a chemical version of breading that you can put on chicken before you pop it in the oven. For those whose cooking skills tap out when they reach their limit of reading a (short) set of instructions off a box.
 
@Xander heh - yup, I see that
 
@Xander My description was much better.
 
7:39 PM
@Xander Chemical version? I thought it was actual breading?
 
@DavidFreitag It might be, but since Kraft is also responsible for "edible oil products" marketed as "cheese" my default is to assume that anything they make is probably constructed of something less desirable than it appears to be.
 
@Xander That's a fair assessment...
 
@Xander pls cheez wiz is real cheese.
coughs
 
They also have BBQ flavored shake'n bake that is black. It's the most vile creation.
 
You're a BBQ flavored donut.
 
7:45 PM
You're a donut flavored donut
 
om
 
for the record, .Net's CryptoTransform is annoyingly slow
my AES operations are taking 1/2 the time of my former algorithm, but the overhead of initializing the transform itself makes it take 10 times longer
 
Have a good weekend lads.
 
8:01 PM
Dat BRRRRRRRRRRRT
 
@DavidFreitag And this is the gun itself.
 
@Xander I know plenty about the A10. I went to aerospace camp when I was a kid.
@Xander Image not found
 
@DavidFreitag Yeah, you have to click through to see it. Something about chat and HTTPS and Oneboxing.
 
@Xander Ya could use the upload button...
 
@DavidFreitag But then I'd have to download it first.
 
8:06 PM
@Xander No...
 
And that sounds like a lot of work.
 
Upload -> From the web -> Paste -> Win
 
@DavidFreitag Nope. "Failed to upload image, please try again!"
 
@Xander That's because wikipedia is a dick
 
@DavidFreitag That's nothing new.
 
8:08 PM
@Xander no need, just copy the image URL, not the page URL
 
@TildalWave It's showing up for me now anyway. And if it's not showing up for anyone else who wants to see it, they can click through. I'm done working hard for you slackers.
 
@Xander It shows up now
 
@Xander that's because I FTFY :)
 
@TildalWave Sweet! You're a harder worker than I am. :-)
 
@Xander :P
not really, just a bit bored, didn't feel like going out tonight
and I get up early tomorrow anyway
 
8:11 PM
@TildalWave You really work harder than I do if you're getting up early on a Saturday.
 
@Xander not for work, just going on a hike
 
@TildalWave Ah, fun!
 
aye, want to catch that bit of decent weather tomorrow before it gets crappier later into the day
 
 
2 hours later…
10:32 PM
Hello, is there an another way for server‑side BEAST mitigation other than prioritizing ʀᴄ4 on ᴛʟꜱ 1.0 ?
 
@user2284570 You should probably toss a @ThomasPornin in there, he's the person with your answer.
 
10:48 PM
@ThomasPornin : Hello, is there an another way for server‑side BEAST mitigation other than prioritizing ʀᴄ4 on ᴛʟꜱ 1.0 ?
 
11:26 PM
@user2284570 There's always don't use TLS 1.0.
And also, don't get too uptight about BEAST. It's an exceedingly difficult and costly attack to pull off.
 
11:44 PM
/sigh
The Google cafeterias within walking distance of my office don't do dinner on Fridays.
 
@tylerl : Why should it be disabled ? I only use it as fallback and there’s no current proof of concept against ᴛʟs1.0 itself. By the way, ᴘᴏꜱᴛ requests with random token is the default for loading pages outside the main one.
My concern is various testing tools are telling BEAST isn’t mitigated on the server (supplementals warmings are give if ʀᴄ4 is enabled). The problem is all I found require prioritizing ʀᴄ4 when a ᴛʟs1.0 connection is required.
 

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