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7:00 PM
99% of your statistics are made up.
 
technically 100% seeing as I only made up one
 
Throughout your entire life, this is the first time that you made up a statistic?
You donut.
 
yes.
 
Did you ever lie?
 
@Simon Yeah, with your mom, last night.
 
7:09 PM
@DavidFreitag You're a mom.
 
@Simon TIL, you learn something new every day.
 
Well duh.
 
@simon you can't just ask someone if they lie. how can you trust the answer?
 
@Ohnana Sure I can. If the answer is "no", then I know the person is lying.
 
@Ohnana He has a 7th sense.
 
7:14 PM
Yeah, I don't wanna get flagged.
 
@simon I SAW THAT
 
:D
 
also I broke my brain with the paradox pondering sooooo moving on!
 
@Simon Aw I missed it.
 
@DavidFreitag I will repost it, are you watching now?
 
7:16 PM
@Simon wat?
 
Happy now?
 
Oh, yes I have a giant stash of dong too.
 
o
 
I plan to holiday in Vietnam, so I'm saving up.
 
dat dong currency
 
7:17 PM
:D
 
Who doesn't like dongs?
 
@Simon Someone who doesn't like lots of things. It's approximately 22,000 dong for 1 us dollar.
 
Dongs aren't worth much.
 
It's what happens when your government decides to print vast quantities of money with no backing.
 
Called "dong".
 
7:23 PM
 
@StackExchange Hehehe
 
Hi
Do you know any sensible rootkit checker for linux? Like open source one?
I know chkrootkit but this one is old and I guess easy to bypass
 
rkhunter
 
raz
7:37 PM
@user1794499 How do you know that the SSL isn't from the wireless router's security?
 
@raz the source IP is Telegram server
 
Offensive security has made a company theme xD
 
so much cheese
 
8:17 PM
Monstercat 017 pales in comparison to 016. It's so sad :/
 
Running an xmass message by legal:
 
@LucasKauffman heh - EY font?
 
@RoryAlsop is it?
bought a serrano ham for myself as an xmass present
no regret so far.
 
mmmm jamon
 
@LucasKauffman well obviously! It's a serrano ham!
 
8:29 PM
That looks delicious.
I wonder how difficult that would be to buy here in America.
 
@DavidFreitag since 2005 you can get it
before it was impossible
 
Apparently Boar's head carries it.
 
Boar's head?
no no it's the leg of the boar
not the head
 
Hmmm somehow I don't trust cured meat sent in the post.
 
wholly crappe! was there a chat explosion?
 
8:36 PM
it's shipped in a cooler
 
587 messages. I step out for dinner and bedtime, and apparently I missed 587 messages.
 
@Ohnana It also probably helps that it's winter and colder outside than it is in my refrigerator.
@AviD Slacker.
 
@AviD food does that
@DavidFreitag cured meat can be trusted anywhere
it survives forever
like jerky
 
@RoryAlsop my guess is @Simon did that.
@RoryAlsop I think thats what he doesnt trust.
 
@AviD lol. P.s. did you see hats are now fully rotatable
 
8:39 PM
its like spam. meat in can? doesnt sound right.
@RoryAlsop no, havent looked at hats for a while.
 
@AviD Spam is enjoyable when sauteed with rice and brocolli.
 
were they not before?
 
spam is good in the garbage can
 
@AviD I remember someone posted it as a feature request, as they would only tilt so far.
Now I have an upside-down parrot!
 
@DavidFreitag s/enjoyable/bearable/
 
8:41 PM
spam is not food
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@AviD I was blessed with a simple pallet.
 
@DavidFreitag mallet. you mean "mallet".
@RoryAlsop I've had to eat that stuff in the army.
 
I can't tell the difference between a $50 steak and a $4 steak I cooked myself.
 
every time, I remembered that classic line from Crocodile Dundee: "You can live on it, but it tastes like shit."
 
$50 steak??? ITYM $50 cow
 
8:42 PM
This means one of two things, I'm the greatest chef in existence, or my taste buds don't care.
I think we can all agree on which is more likely.
 
honestly as long as you season and cook meat properly, you can make jerky taste like filet mignon
 
@Ohnana a good cut of meat does not need a lot of seasoning.
 
It's more about mouthfeel for me.
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Damn, now I want some cured meat.
 
hamburgers.
 
@AviD home made venison burgers
in my fridge
 
8:46 PM
wife made some hamburgers from fresh meat the other day, I think I have some left. gonna omnomnom me some.
 
mmmmmmm
 
@RoryAlsop oo interesting
 
@AviD can't beat a nice tender bit of Bambi
 
venison is not so common here. Dont think I've ever had it, even though it is kosher
@RoryAlsop hehe, would have thought you preferred Ms. Piggy
 
@AviD We get stacks of it here - couple of my mates run deer estates, and there are always a few that get hit by cars along our valley
@AviD Mmmmm - but bacon is for tomorrow morning
 
8:48 PM
ewww dont think I would want to eat it roadkill
 
but first - Gin and wife are calling
later all
 
huh. Didja know venison is not just deer?
 
roadkill (fresh, at least) is fine
especially if you hit it yourself
 
> Venison is the meat of a game animal, especially a deer.
 
@AviD didn't know that
 
8:49 PM
from WP. "especially", not "just"
 
stop distracting me from gin
 
@AviD But dude, it's super tenderised.
 
Venison is the meat of a game animal, especially a deer. == Etymology == The word derives from the Latin venari (to hunt or pursue). This term entered English through Norman in the 11th century, following the Norman invasion of England, and the establishment of Royal Forests. == Definition == Venison originally described meat of any game animal killed by hunting, and was applied to any animal from the families Cervidae (deer), Leporidae (hares), and Suidae (wild pigs), and certain species of the genus Capra (goats and ibex), but in the northern hemisphere the word's usage is now almost entirely...
 
I'm hungry
 
> In Southern Africa, the word venison refers to the meat of antelope.
@RoryAlsop ever have one of those?
silly question. of course you did.
Is the Pope Catholic.
Is Obama a politician.
 
8:50 PM
I guess you pretenderize the deer when you hit it with your car
 
Is @Simon stupid.
 
@AviD Does a bear defecate in the forest?
 
so how does it compare to regular deer?
 
@AviD I wouldn't know, I'll borrow a friend's hummer and let you know.
 
hehe
no, I meant the antelope.
 
8:52 PM
42 secs ago, by David Freitag
@AviD I wouldn't know, I'll borrow a friend's hummer and let you know.
So have any of you heard about Contiki?
People shouldn't be allowed to call €149 "low cost"
 
9:08 PM
Kon-Tiki was the raft used by Norwegian explorer and writer Thor Heyerdahl in his 1947 expedition across the Pacific Ocean from South America to the Polynesian islands. It was named after the Inca sun god, Viracocha, for whom "Kon-Tiki" was said to be an old name. Kon-Tiki is also the name of Heyerdahl's book; the Academy Award-winning documentary film chronicling his adventures; and the 2012 dramatised feature film nominated for the Academy Award for Best Foreign Language Film. Heyerdahl believed that people from South America could have settled Polynesia in pre-Columbian times. Although most...
That's what I have heard of.
 
@ThomasPornin No, not that one. This one: github.com/contiki-os/contiki
 
I suppose that you want to talk about something both a lot more recent, and a lot less awesome.
 
@DavidFreitag its open source and costs €149?
 
@AviD No, its open source and one of the recommended bits of hardware costs €149.
 
ah. the problem with "low cost" is that it, like anything else, is relative.
 
9:31 PM
Android-related question: I have an apk. How can I verify who it's from?
it's signed, but I'd like to know if the signing key has been endorsed by a CA
or in other words, how can I know that “Foo App”, which is distributed as foo.apk, is from the same people who serve foo.com?
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Q: Determine signing certificate from an APK

Narendra PrajapatiI have created a signed APK from Eclipse for Android. I want to know that which RSA certificate type is used in that signed APK like RSA-1024 or RSA 2048. How would i know that from APK file? EDIT Title changed from "Which RSA certificate is used in signed APK in Eclipse? How to know RSA key si...

 
10:12 PM
in Unix and Linux, 1 min ago, by Faheem Mitha
@Seth I wasn't around in the UK in 1900, obviously, so hard to say. But sure, I can see there might have been cultural shifts that might not all be for the good. For example, modern London is supposedly a rather dangerous place. Drugs and violence. Maybe it was a bit less scary in 1900, though I don't see why.
in Unix and Linux, 1 min ago, by Faheem Mitha
If anyone here is from the UK, feel free to educate us/me.
We need someone who lived in the UK in 1900… @RoryAlsop!
 
10:25 PM
@Gilles London in the 1900s was dreadful, and certainly not safe.
And also, of course:
 
@ThomasPornin that page says that the situation had improved a lot by 1900
 
@Gilles Well, by then they had invented police, so of course it had to be effective (at least officially).
The late 1800s is when law enforcement agents began to be separate from the scoundrels they were chasing, and could be described in a positive tone.
E.g. a writer could make a hero out of a detective (for instance Sherlock Holmes)
 
@Gilles - thanks very much :-)
 
11:26 PM
@AviD WHAT NOW?
 
11:49 PM
Netflix keeps randomly switching to Spanish audio :/
 
@DavidFreitag That's a sign, brotha.
Soon you will meet a single Spanish hottie.
 
@AviD antelope is nice. tastes a bit like deer :-)
nicer than reindeer
 
@RoryAlsop Oh come on what are you, the grinch?
 
@Simon what - it's an animal, therefore it is edible
you must have tried reindeer, or elk, at least
(I haven't tried elk yet)
 
No but I've had moose and it's damn good.
 
11:56 PM
@Simon I would expect it would be similar
:-)
 
Probably hehe.
 

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