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6:01 AM
@Iszi cheers
 
Funny. Our Gnome looks like a Tiefling...
Squeaky's Stealth is 3
Odd that something so small could be so conspicuous.
 
yeesh.
:P
 
he um... hasn't trained it? :)
 
Still, Sam and Eagle Eye would probably be good for going into the trees.
 
and he has an ax.
 
6:04 AM
A musical axe, which he insists on playing and making PLENTY OF NOISE!
(I'll leave that for someone other than Chief to point out.)
Perhaps Therin... "The gnome breathes so loudly I could shoot him in the dark!"
 
for the hell of it, let me roll my stealth check
...wow, 19+9 = 28
 
shame you wasted that roll :)
that's a good roll
 
Long as I'm looking around so much, I may as well roll Perception.
(Digs for a d20)
 
:P
 
um... if you... like?
 
6:07 AM
so not wasted
I have a 1/20 chance of rolling it again
 
let's see if Iszi can spot you?
nonsense. Do you think dice pay attention to things like probabiltiy?
 
yes, that's right, I DO NOT SUBSCRIBE TO YOUR DICE SUPERSTITIONS
MYAHAHHAHA
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW
 
behind you?
 
Wow... why did I not train Perception?
 
:P
 
6:08 AM
2+1 = 3
 
hahahah
 
Oh, that's right... it's a WIS skill, and my WIS mod is -1.
 
someone roll Squeaky's perception, my dice are in my car
 
umm... are you guys... signalling for a random encounter? :)
 
d20-1
 
6:10 AM
..ouch
3-1 = 2
 
cause um.... the next plot encounter is in the afternoon :)
 
heh
I guess it doesn't matter if there's an encounter or not, because Squeaky can't see it =p
 
excellent.
15 fire bugs drop out of a tree above squeaky, invisibly vomit fire onto him, and then vanish before he can roll again...
amazing what a failed perception check will do to you :)
either that, or your pyrotechnics are acting up again...
 
Uploaded the Squeaky PDF.
 
Thanks
 
6:18 AM
hey, @BrianBallsunStanton
 
what's it going to take to invisibly make an improvised attack with a rock on the gnome right there? :P
 
@Sohum Let me give him a what-for first.
 
:P
 
haha
 
6:20 AM
well, you have combat advantage, so you're invisible
er
you've successfully beaten his passive perception.
roll... an attack?
Shall we say sneak attacking with a clod of mud?
right in the back of the thoat?
 
not choosing to apply SA
 
eh, I won't ask you to roll damage, unless you're intending to.
 
mm. but what about the attacking-breaks-stealth thing?
 
@Iszi Say your line, then roll opposed Intimidate
 
Sucks to be you? :)
 
6:23 AM
waiting to see what it is he's going to say =p
 
eeeh, I'll say you can roll a new stealth check with a -20 or something like that
 
@Sohum in 3.5, you get to reroll hide at a -20 penalty after attacking from hiding at range
 
Actually no
it's versus will +5
 
That's so lame
 
Technically you can't remain hidden without the feat of doooom....
 
6:24 AM
I can't Intimidate him back?
 
pfff, -20
 
Oh sure you can, but it's a new check
There's no "opposed" checks.
it's kinda funky.
 
Ok, fair enough. Will defense is 15, so beat a 20
then roll Intimidate at +10 Sohum please for Squeaky
 
10+10 = 20.
 
1d20+10?
 
6:25 AM
..... hahaha
 
...or Iszi could do it :P
 
Yeah
 
well done.
 
:D
 
That's my Intimidate check to get Squeaky to shut up.
 
6:25 AM
And you can now choose any of your social skills for your response.
Diplomacy for "spin"
Bluff for a flat out lie.
Intimidate for equal respect (hahahaha)
or just words for no check
 
Sohum yeah roll +10
 
@BrianBallsunStanton Can you put the game's i4e address in the chat room description?
 
Iszi was rollin his own check
 
11+10 = 21
 
ha.
 
6:27 AM
:10145 Can't do it for i4e, cause that's an iphone app. But once I establish the campaign, yeah, I will
 
Oh, yeah... I thought you were talking about an online app we were going to use.
Sorry.
 
er, iplay4e is
sorry, forgot to finish sentence
 
@Iszi yea, that confused me as well. i4e != iplay4e
 
That's what I meant.
 
yeah, will post link
 
6:28 AM
I have to do what, now?
 
well, what kind of response are you going for?
 
@RMorrisey Piss your pants and shut up, that's what.
;-)
 
Iszi what's your will+5?
 
Will+5? Er, why?
 
I rolled to intimidate back
 
6:29 AM
19
Not sure what the +5 is for?
 
beat you by 2
that's what Brian says it was
so the dragon is scared of the gnome, too =p
 
Post your response.
 
I did
 
Edit please, if you can.
"Iszi" is not a member of this party.
 
aaaaaaand my unarmed ranged basic attack gets holy crap a crit.
 
6:32 AM
can't
sorry
 
::snort::
and what a /great/ way to break the tension.
 
I am actually not kidding
 
Go ahead and narrate it. Don't worry about the damage, but have it hit both of them
with all kinds of style and precision.
 
Iszi!
remove that line
nownownow
while you can
 
Done.
 
6:33 AM
thanks
 
Can't wait to see this.
Edit to remove Chief turning - didn't happen.
 
No editing. It makes things too complicated =p
 
Hmmm... What do I roll to hurl the gnome at Sam? I'm guessing another Perception to find Sam, then Strength vs AC on Squeaky?
 
crit :P
even with just the base +4 dex
that's 24 to hit
 
you have to spot Sam, first
 
6:35 AM
::blink::
oooookay
 
he's ninja, like
 
/now/ I'm going to ask everyone who cares to roll initiative
That was the surprise round. Let's see what we can see.
 
d20+1 for me, please
 
What are we doing about Sarge and the Shardmind?
 
1+1 = 2. sorry, dude.
 
6:37 AM
And do I still roll my attack on Sam?
 
my dice are being all funky today
 
(er, Squeaky?)
 
He gets a surprise round what with being hidden
and if you want to retaliate, he also gets a chance to do his fade
 
oh, are we rolling initiative just to clobber Sam?
 
6:37 AM
No, I meant attack against Squeaky.
To hurl Squeaky in the direction of Sam.
The Gnome just had to get loud again...
 
Sam's staying out of this. I get to roll a stealth check now at -20, and then in one round I can Sneak's trick to rehide, right?
 
No. But if you want to use Squeaky to attack Sam, that'll be part of the initiative sequence :)
@Sohum Functionally you're showing now, but if you win init, you can do a fade with sneak's trick.
 
Forget it. Init roll is 17 for me.
@BrianBallsunStanton What now about the Shardmind and Tiefling?
 
@BrianBallsunStanton nod
 
They're not involved
 
6:39 AM
/me rolls init
 
1d20+[Dex], right?
 
9+4 = 13
 
basically, the init roll is to see if iszi can act before you do your fade.
and the answer is yes, yes he can.
 
6:39 AM
the dragon won init
 
Okay. Strength attack please to grapple.
er, grab
 
The die says 18... bonus is...
+5
 
versus reflex...
 
I think it works.
 
23 v. reflex? yeah, that'll hit anyone who's first level.
Okay, that's a grab. Now... lets see here
you want to /throw/ sam
 
6:41 AM
Squeaky
 
Squeaky, at Sam.
 
throw squeaky at sam
 
right.
hrmmm.
 
wouldn't that be two standard actions? :P
 
oh yes. Are you action pointing?
 
6:42 AM
Really?
 
huh?
explain
 
aaah, actually no, I'll allow it in one action.
 
action pointing
 
It's a grab/hurl
 
what it means?
 
6:42 AM
Thanks... that's kind of how I was intending.
 
I'm going to say that this is a hard athletics check.
 
que sera sera :P
 
Oh, action point
 
I'll explain
 
basically, you get one of those every other combat (and it regens after an extended rest) usable once per combat, it gives you another standard action to use however you will during your turn
 
6:43 AM
That's a 16 roll, and my Athletics is 11
 
and you can have a max of 1, I think, at this leve
 
nope, no upper bound
it's just kinda silly to have more than 2
 
fair enough
 
You get one for every other encounter before an extended rest.
You can only use one per encounter.
 
ok
 
6:44 AM
right, and the extended rest resets it to 1
 
Extended rests reset you to one, no matter how many you do/don't have.
 
so... that's a 27?!
good grief.
 
Seems like.
Yeah, I buffed him hard in Athletics.
 
11 is what?
+5 Str mod + 6 ?
 
um, yeah, you totally get that throw.
(it... probably won't be so easy in real combat because of silliness)
 
6:46 AM
And, does it hit Sam?
 
(but ... I dunno, it's cool... and spending an action to throw someone and knock them down is funny)
hrmmm
for sake of the narritive yes, it does.
 
haha
okay
 
if you make a practice of it, we'll figure out combat rules later
 
Hehe.
 
so, what happens to Sam?
 
6:47 AM
So, I'll just say they're both in the same space, prone.
Narrating...
 
okay. getting up from prone is a move action, right?
 
mechanically: Sam gets up from prone, and Sneak's Tricks away
hey, don't I get a bonus to stealth because cover?
 
um
I think you get ability to stealth because power
 
6:50 AM
because power + cover
 
Not quite done with my turn...
Intimidate vs both of them, to shout at them and try to convince them to be quiet - again?
 
that's a standard action, and you've used them :)
er, yours
throwing them
 
isn't making a check in combat a standard action... yea
 
Okay... still a free action to shout, eh?
 
yup :)
but stalking over to them and doing a proper "harumph" is standard
 
6:52 AM
he totally should've got a -2 to the 27 because I have cover :P
but no, no bonus to stealth
 
needed to be 19
 
yeesh
well done, man
 
and yeah, 19 is /hard/ at first level
 
unless you have a +11 mod :P
 
I missed something... what are we talking about, to do with 19?
@Sohum My Athletics is 5 for STR mod, 5 for training, -1 for armor, +2 for Background.
 
6:55 AM
nicely done
anyway, my new stealth check is ..eek, awful. 3 + 9 = 12
hm. would Sam know that he hadn't hid himself well?
 
I've got to turn in. This was just a fun little PvP mini-encounter, right?
 
k, night dude
 
Sam may have some other ideas. I'm waiting on Brian's ruling
 
argh
what's up?
sorry, was bioing
no, sam would not know
 
I'll stick till it's done then.
 
7:03 AM
is good?
 
@BrianBallsunStanton Have we come around to where I can Intimidate the gnome again. Little bugger's pissing me off.
 
honestly, that's not a skill check any more :)
Forgot that social skills only apply to NPCs, really...
feel free to make real threats that the other player will respect :)
you've got a very intimidating presence, so play it up
 
Eh, was just wanting to do a small thing, that by now should be very effective due to recent events.
 
really? even if he rolled a 1, he wouldn't know?
 
yeah. Failures, especially trained failures on skills are not actually failures of your own talents usually
so, a low stealth roll from you, Mr. sneaky, is not that you suck at stealth, but that you don't accomplish your objective /despite/ being good at stealth
 
7:06 AM
right, and a high X mod is how much you can salvage even a bad situation
 
/me is liking 2d12 or 3d8 better and better :P
 
in that case Sam does nothing more
 
@Sohum Thanks.
 
7:08 AM
I'll allow the other 3 to have a mini-scene or two and then we'll move onto the encounter my tomorrow morning
which is us eastern evening
 
there was a question/optional houserule/thing about using 2d12 in place of the 1d20 in dnd
 
oh. Yeah, I'd use 3d6
cause hey, bellcurves are fun :)
 
yea, that was another option
 
Ok. Master Chief will do nothing notable, nor have anything notable done to him, for some time.
 
and someone else suggested 3d8
 
7:09 AM
Does iPlay4e have a die roller?
 
right. Anyways. At the afternoon, the scouts will notice something ahead, sounds like talking coming from a clearing beside the road
integrated
feel free to end your personal narritives, with whatever integration with the rest of the party there, in the afternoon.
 
nice
you can just click the skill or somesuch
 
yeah, with bonuses and everything
yup
okay, time for me to go back to work. cheers guys
 
night Brian
 
'ta
 
7:10 AM
Oh FFS... really, squeaky?
 
heh
 
@RMorrisey at this point, I'm gonna haveta agree with Iszi
You, a tiny gnome, just got thrown bodily something like twenty feet
by a giant /dragonborn/
 
yeah, and he's comin' after me like he's gonna hit me again
what else am I supposed to do?
 
What?
 
he didn't, though?
 
7:12 AM
No, he's trying to walk away!
 
Oh
 
Just shot you a look and moved on!
 
"Master Chief shoots one more deathly glare back at Squeaky, before moving forward again."
 
I read that as, he looks at Squeaky and then comes towards him again
 
oh
you read that as he goes toward Squeaky
/me nod
 
7:13 AM
Ok... please redact Squeaky's last though. If not by actual deletion, then by OOC comment in the IC.
 
yeah
 
I've asked for mod priviledges in that room
 
I put in a comment
or I guess Brian can delete it
 
Otherwise, I may have to remind the little twerp that he could probably fit quite nicely in my acid-breath filled maw.
 
::snort:: and scene :)
I'll try to delete it tomorrow
 
7:15 AM
Good times, everyone. And good night!
 
ttyl
 
night
 
7:42 AM
So anyone else here read HP:MoR?
 
8:26 AM
I do, but you knew that
 
 
1 hour later…
9:31 AM
yes
posted a question about it
::mutter::
35 points off from 2k
 
that is probably the weirdest question I've seen on RPGExchange
 
which one?
 
your hp:mor one
 
aww, thanks :)
 
:P
 
9:43 AM
we need to start asking microscope questions then
 
those would be a lot less weird
 
true, true...
Continuum?
blah, wrong channel.
Ugh. problem: quoting the HPMoR chapters made me want to re-read the damn thing
again.
 
/me snrk
 
why is it the stragnest question?
 
(I thought you said this was the wrong channel?)
 
9:55 AM
yeah, but you ask annoying questions
:)
bah headache. Back to game game... I think we're going to need a player conflict subsystem
 
yes, we probably are
everyone pisses off everyone else :P
 
yeah, it's like the real military
I'm tempted to allow you guys to just... brawl with each other?
but that wouldn't resolve dominance issues the way it would in a real military
 
why not?
 
Well, for one thing, some of you have horrible MBAs
 
(oh, and, ftr, isn't a surprise round supposed to be a full round? meaning I should've had my move action as well?)
 
9:58 AM
nope
Surprise round is one action
it's... funky
 
huh.
okay, anyway, continue.
 
OTOH, you might want to get that sniper feat
 
?
 

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