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12:07 AM
I fucking rue the day I installed MS TMG 2010
From 10:30 last night till 1am this morning, and then again from 6am till fucking now it's been fucking up routing and not obeying its own rules
 
Bob
ouch
 
and what caused all this fucking shennanigans? Adding a new subnet to the DMZ network adapter
And of course undoing the change hasn't fixed the problem
At midnight I decided to fuck it, moved a bunch of addresses to terminate on the TMG box and did NATting to the actual destination boxes
So at least shit was online this morning
I fucking hate this thing
 
@FalconMomot I hate Java just as much as the next man, but I have to disagree with the bit about OO programming sucking. He's outlined extreme examples of how OOP can get carried away, but for skilled programmers it's awesome, simply put. Hence the reason he's complaining about Java and not the .NET Framework.
 
Its logging shows it as passing the traffic through the interfaces, but a packet capture on the interfaces shows no traffic and the previous hop shows traffic being routed to TMG but nothing ever coming back
 
@MarkHenderson ok. Makes me feel better about our Juniper firewalls.
 
12:11 AM
although .NET has it's complications as well
 
I think tonight I am rolling this cunts backups out
And scheduling a few hours of maintenance
Restore has been scheduled
I think that's an appropriate restore note
According to the restore logs, this is not the first time this particular VM has been rolled back due to it doing some shitty things
 
Bob
12:34 AM
It's bugs like this that make me wonder what the Java devs were smoking. Must've been some good stuff.
Also, reported in 2002. Ignored for ten years. 2013? "Fixed in JDK 8."
Gee, thanks.
 
@Bob Because Java Devs. That explains 70% of the crap that I put up with each day.
 
1:02 AM
Ubuntu question!
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A: Server won't start. IPMI showing Blue Screen with Ubuntu Linux

MattI managed to get it back up. This particular 1U server has 12 regular hard drives and an SSD in it. Somehow during a recent 'apt-get update && apt-get upgrade' operation grub got corrupted. The solution was to boot (over IPMI virtual CDROM) the Ubuntu Mini.ISO. I then selected the rescue opti...

 
You should weigh in on the latest meta question.
 
1:19 AM
stupid supermicros.
 
@MarkHenderson You'll love this. The campground WiFi service I run actually helped me answer a question this weekend.
 
@MichaelHampton Haha nice
 
@MarkHenderson ...And it's about Wi_Fi on long distance trains in Australia
 
@MichaelHampton Sounds like pretty poor end-user experience
 
@MarkHenderson Yeah, for his application I can't recommend it. With so much of the web's largest sites on HTTPS now, it doesn't make much sense for me either.
 
1:30 AM
@MichaelHampton I dunno... I'd need some examples.
 
0
Q: Redis server Memory Increased to 22GB and Crashed (OOM)

NyxynyxA redis server v2.8.4 is running on a Ubuntu 14.04 VPS with 8 GB RAM and 16 GB swap space (on SSDs). However htop shows that redis alone is taking up 22.4 G of memory! I do not think the redis database is this large, so why is it taking up so much memory? Redis version: Redis server v=2.8.4 ...

The first one's fine, the second one....not so much
 
I don't think either are a problem.
especially since devops love htop and atop
 
@ewwhite I think his point was that he could have copied and pasted, but chose to take screenshots instead.
 
I would have screenshotted as well.
 
1:46 AM
oooo Fedora 20 is nice
 
Bob
@MichaelHampton Yea, no, unless a lot has changed in the last 5 years then you're gonna be out of reception for 10+ minutes at a time.
And that's just unusable, caching or not.
 
@Bob Haha, don't I know it. If my service was down, by the fifth minute I would have a crowd at my campsite :)
 
Bob
I'm scared of long distance country drives - cause if you crash you can pretty much forget about calling for help :\
 
@MichaelHampton Maybe for next year you can get a GoGo ku band sat receiver... 70Mbps/
 
@Bob In the US all the motorways have some coverage, but go off into the countryside and you're pressing your luck.
Or, more likely, the desert
 
1:51 AM
@MichaelHampton I answered
meh
 
Bob
@MichaelHampton At least you were only trying to reduce bandwidth usage. Worst case of a cache miss just slows everything down a bit.
 
@Bob Naa, I had an unmetered connection. I was trying to make it faster :)
 
Bob
@MichaelHampton And here I thought bandwidth meant rate, not caps :P
 
@Bob Well, it sort of worked... last year anyway.
I was quite surprised when I processed the squid log this year and only came up with 744 MB
 
@MichaelHampton any undelete solutions for ext4?
 
Bob
1:56 AM
@MichaelHampton Different users? Different uses?
 
@ewwhite extundelete
 
Bob
I suppose you didn't log the requests themselves.
 
@Bob YouTube went all HTTPS
 
just had someone rsync over a live filesystem.
 
Bob
@MichaelHampton That much of a difference? Ouch.
 
1:57 AM
And other websites, too. But no, I am not really paying much attention to what sites people visit. I might log that more closely next year, just to see what in hell is going on.
 
2:07 AM
@MichaelHampton Gunna put that in your privacy policy for your wifi at a libertarian conference?
 
@MarkHenderson Believe it or not I had quite a few people actually read my privacy policy this year.
 
@MichaelHampton How do you know?
 
@MarkHenderson Because I was standing there when they did so.
 
@MichaelHampton Fair enough
 
@MarkHenderson Really I only ever looked at the logs in detail if someone was having a problem. Like being unable to type their password on their phone's on screen keyboard or whatever.
Or...Windows Vista
I'm happy to say, though, the one person who had an ancient XP laptop last year got rid of it.
 
2:21 AM
@Magellan I found the problem with the TMG firewall. Get this. Adding the new subnet to the DMZ network caused the NAT configuration to change the IP address it chose for outbound addresses. The IP address it chose had a 1:1 NAT mapping to a standby link. The standby link was offline, so inbound traffic that came in on the correct interface left on the correct interface, but new outbound connections tried to go out on the wrong interface and got shafted
The most fucked up thing is that there's no reason why adding a new subnet to the DMZ should have touched the NAT configuration at all.
I hate NAT
5
 
@MarkHenderson why the hell does it not use a static IP assignment for its outbound interface?
 
@Magellan It does now
It originally had a pool and some rules to rotate between the pool for things, oh I dunno, working around per-IP address API restrictions
And the address it chose was one not in that pool
 
@ewwhite heh. try rsync'ing BerkeleyDB "database files" that are in live use by the front-end?
So pisses me off when people complain about data being corrupted when they require us to do that with the files live.
 
@Magellan Hah I once was handed a system that I had to manage the application level, but someone else handled the platform. It was doing DRDB replication on a flat file database (ISAM). Of course on the first failover the destination database was corrupt because the logs had been half committed.
 
@MarkHenderson flat file is just plain evil.
 
2:27 AM
@Magellan Pervasive 8.2 ftw
Fun fact: We still support the application but have since taken over the platform as well
 
bbl. screaming babies
 
Almost 20 years since the last modification, perhaps even older.
 
3:27 AM
@BigHomie OOP is a tool that some people can use effectively for those situations where it makes sense.
that's not all situations, either.
 
Can't find flight sim joystick :(
@FalconMomot Isn't that any tool though
 
3:44 AM
@MarkHenderson I was 4 years old.
 
@Pants I was 10
 
 
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6:27 AM
morning
 
morning
 
@Jacob yup! you'd be surprised how many people think that doesn't apply to OOP though.
 
6:52 AM
good morning perverts
 
morning
 
7:36 AM
mornin
 
 
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Dan
8:44 AM
'sup
@MarkHenderson I thought you were much older than me
 
8:56 AM
Am I missing something here? I used robocopy per Microsoft's instructions to pre-seed a replicated folder.. still I get thousands of conflict&deleted event messages when replication kicks in..
 
Dan
DFRS?
 
timestamps? (admitedly, I don't know how can robocopy be configured)
 
DFSR ye
 
...and I'm thinking a bit in rsync-mode
 
Dan
9:00 AM
Used their command line, I presume?
 
Dan
9:17 AM
Oh yeah, we went off-road Segway-ing this weekend
Thoroughly good fun if you get a chance, and nowhere near as difficult to drive as I thought given the amount of crash videos out there.
 
9:45 AM
I like how one of the most requested file on our webapp is example.com/text/javascript
 
10:06 AM
(which happens because of src='text/javascript' instead of type='text/javascript' ...)
 
@Dan Nah I'm just cynical
@faker Hah I have a similar issue. The top 404, every month, without fail, is a missing favicon
 
Dan
@MarkHenderson That's just because most browsers try and grab it, regardless
 
@Dan yep
Fills up mah logs and I'm too lazy to filter them
Same as my firewall log has about 1,000 requests a minute for port 6881 - someone long ago ran a bit torrent seeder or something on our IP address and there are clients that are notorious for never giving up trying to contact old peers
 
@MarkHenderson how about getting a favicon then
:)
 
@pauska Well I guess that would be one way of fixing it
 
10:36 AM
simple, either make a favicon or just touch the file.
i was annoyed at that 404 aswell, some script to have touched the favicon file and problem solved.
you could even go that far and autogenerate that file (with no input) in something like a skeleton dir for new website instances.
personally i find it more worse if you know the cooling of the server room will fail soon, but because of managment there won't be any action until it actually fails.
 
10:55 AM
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Dan
Ever had a good idea and then wish you'd never mentioned it!
 
@DennisNolte same here, it actually failed and we had to split our testlab up into a different room. Like a unused office room :/
 
basically when our is failing, the servers will eventually shut down and i get a shitload of mails/error messages.
still nothing for me to do until i get the OK to call the company fixing the cooling..
its great if that happens friday night.. and over the end of the weekend the servers get stuck because of heat.. Its great when the monitoring system is the first one to fail.
but well, not my fault.. i just deal with the consequences :)
 
 
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12:23 PM
Good morning, as it were.
 
Morning.
Thunderstorm going on here.
 
THUNDER! Huaahuaahaahuhaaaaa
 
and it's POURING
 
@MDMarra ugh, you need discrete graphics in order to use more than two external monitors..
 
@pauska: er... I think sb and IB will do 3
oh, you're probably talking about laptops, scratch that
 
12:37 PM
yah, Lenovo laptops and docks
 
So one of our backup hard drives went missing...
 
uh oh
 
I think I left it on my desk by mistake friday afternoon, but it's not here -_-
 
Meanwhile in Massachusetts
 
wassup Comms
 
12:38 PM
@cole Ha
 
12:54 PM
@pauska so apprently my issue w/ those machines was that my time was off on my image
 
@cole Found the drive...it was in the bathroom. Lulz.
 
Apparently sysprep doesn't reset the clock to pacific time zone w/ no dst
and sccm takes the current time on the image and 'updates' it based on it being pacific time zone w/ no dst :|
 
@NathanC da faq?!
 
Weird :)
@NathanC coworker who misunderstood the concept of digital porn?
 
@cole After I swapped the drives I went to the bathroom...and forgot to take the drive with me
Score one for "things I don't normally do so I forget about them"
 
12:59 PM
Whoops
 
The drives really should be encrypted but synology doesn't offer it
 
sup sup sup
 
HELLO INFIDEL
 
@MDMarra FFL of 2003 and DFL of 2008 yeahhhhhhhh we're almost current!
 
2008 or 2008 R2?
 
1:05 PM
2008
 
hm
 
R2 in September
 
nice
 
I have to rebuild all the DCs around the world.
So, that's going to take some time.
 
Don't rain on his parade.. he's like halfway to 6 years behind the times.
 
1:06 PM
So no Recycle Bin yet, but you can flip SYSVOL from FRS to DFS-R
 
yeah going hold on that
I don't know enough about DFS to be honest, want to make sure I can support it and understand it.
 
@cole One does not simply understand DFS
 
@cole For SYSVOL replication, you don't really need to understand or support much. It's like FRS replication, but works.
 
@cole And you do know and understand and can troubleshoot FRS? :)
Because I don't
 
I'm already overwhelmed
I don't need to add another thing that may break right yet.
On projects alone, my utilization percentage is 120%
That doesn't count tickets, and on-call support.
 
1:10 PM
UTILIZATION
gaaaaah
 
?
 
I fight the utilization battle at work all of the time
what time codes count towards it, which dont, why the fuck does anyone care, etc
 
I'm pretty sure our Unix admin is going to quit
 
If we're busy and my team is hitting their goals, then utilization means exactly nothing
 
so, there's another thing.
Domino admin's last day is Friday.
 
1:12 PM
Exchange, it is!
 
lol nope
too many notes DBs that run the company.
My biggest issue when looking for a new job is they want someone who knows Exchange and i haven't touched it since 2003.
 
@cole Stand up an Exchange environment to practice on study the feasibility of migrating off Domino?
 
@HopelessN00b we won't migrate from Domino, ever.
They already looked at it and it's too costly.
Man I slept all weekend, my body aches.
 
@cole heh, You guys use Sametime don't you
 
@cole What about a virtual lab?
 
1:27 PM
@BigHomie we do.
@NathanC yeah I've been looking at those.
It's like I want Exchange experience but I can't get it without knowing Exchange.
>.<
 
@cole Exchange isn't too hard once you get past the initial installation.
 
...and the initial install's gotten loads easier since the 2003 days.
 
I feel like I've just lost a lot of knowledge
or maybe I just don't give a fuck anymore.
 
@cole is height to your advantage during a rainstorm
 
XD
 
1:31 PM
Sun is out finally, rain was horrible this morning.
 
@cole It's this one. The fuck-giving thing.
 
@AdamC still a little dark and dreary here
 
Huh $15 Match.com Groupon
lol jk
 
t-5 hopefully until vaca and I'm at my desk enjoying a bowl of grits.
 
1:38 PM
Pulling data off a dead XP machine to put on ...well...another XP machine
le sigh
 
bro, don't you even file server?
 
bro, how do I fileserver?
;-)
 
@MDMarra Folder redirection? You make it sound like we do things the right way here
:p
 
@MattSimmons Install-WindowsFeature FileServices
I just made up that parameter, not sure what the actual one is off the top of my head :)
 
1:40 PM
@NathanC Folder redirectionnnnnnnnnnnnn
 
@MDMarra It's more of "computer's toast, hook old IDE drive up to a USB->IDE controller and port data to a new drive...
 
Or just get O365 and do OneDrive for Business and all of your users get 1TB
 
It's a bandaid really until we get new machines :/
 
cloudy cloud cloud cloud cloud
 
weird. It's like you type "Install-WindowsFeature FileServices" and the chat channel converts it into "apt-get install nfs-server"
;-)
 
1:41 PM
That's how I live my life now
 
@MDMarra I've been pushing at O365...maybe this coming budget year if I can sell it to them, lol
 
@MattSimmons NFS. Ewwwwwwwww
 
NFS is proven.
(snicker)
 
well over here in the Linux world, we don't have fancy Nice CIFS yet
at least, I don't think samba has done SMB3 yet
 
Samba4 does SMB3
 
1:42 PM
oh, actually
yeah
that's cool
 
Hey I knew a thing!
2
 
and October of last year. Shows how out of touch I am
 
If NetApp can do SMB3, I assume that means SAMBA4 supports it
 
That doesn't happen often.
I only know because of working at NetApp >.>
 
lol
that still counts
 
1:43 PM
Can you get me some NetApp filers that run 8.2?
I want to play with Project Shift
 
@MDMarra I can give you my old FAS2040
that's sitting in our datacenter.
it's a piece of shit with one controller.
 
Does it run 8.2 code?
 
lol god no
 
In the land of JBOD, even an array with one controller is king
 
@MattSimmons Oh?
 
1:45 PM
oh?
 
@cole 8.2 is required for shift
:(
 
I mean. what's the response to that? Oh!
?
 
Huh, tornado warning
 
@cole just sayin'
 
warning?
crap
 
1:48 PM
Hey @MattSimmons you said your apartment complex is right outside of one of the Norwood T-stations?
Which Norwood stop?
 
yeah
well
Yeah
 
Cloudy cloud cloud cloud
 
Windsor Gardens
 
Cloud just means your server is in a different building! Durrr! (pokes @MDMarra)
 
cause the Franklin T-station is a 5 minute walk from my front steps.
 
1:49 PM
the apartment complex has its own train station
 
Whattt
 
yepo
 
so it's not Norwood Central or Norwood Depot?
 
nope
Windsor Gardens
 
Ohhh ok
 
1:49 PM
is the name of the stop
 
Anyone here like O365?
 
Mine is the Franklin-Dean College stop - not Forge Park
 
ah, ok
 
I took the ride to South Station alone the other day, it's really not that bad.
 
@AdamC I just subscribed
to O365.
I like the convenience
 
1:51 PM
@AdamC we rolled it out to the students here, haven't had that many problems with it
 
@MattSimmons for yourself?
 
yeah
 
they love the space so meh
 
@BigHomie I'm a Google Apps admin, I felt like when I was a Windows admin a year ago I heard too many complaints from people trying to do a real O365+Active Directory setup
 
@AdamC :(
 
1:52 PM
@AdamC we use it, I don't like it...
 
Interesting.
 
@AdamC It ain't hard
 
@AdamC really? We did ours about a year ago, I didn't handle it personally but the admin who did kept us abreast, migrating accounts over wasn't much trouble, there was only one or two accounts that didn't automatically migrate
 
DirSync if you need same-sign-on takes 5 seconds to deploy
 
Like I said no personal experience with it.
 
1:53 PM
AD FS takes like a week to read up on and follow the guide for if you've never done it before
Now, Notes to O365
 
I was going to say, with ADFS isn't it pretty straight forward?
lol Notes
 
That is a pain in the dick
 
Dude Notes in general is a pain in the dick
My dick is in constant pain.
 
the only thing was that if we deleted an account in our AD, their email in the cloud wasn't recoverable, I think he opened a case w/ MS
 
Sometimes you can chock it up to poor planning I bet.
There was a good Reddit thread though.
 
1:54 PM
The major problem with people doing their own O365 deployments is that a lot of Exchange admins want to treat it as hosted Exchange and it's really not. It's similar enough to get yourself in trouble but different enough that you'll cause a service interruption if you dont plan properly
 
/me can't find it.
/me doesn't care that /me isn't a thing here.
@MDMarra so when I used to be in that crowd I felt like it was better just to shop for hosted Exchange.
 
if it was on /r/sysadmin - that's why
 
Microsoft will give most companies of decent size (that have an EA) $25k+ to bring in a partner to help with migration planning to O365
 
@cole herr hrrrrr
 
There's no reason not to leverage a partner if you qualify for funding
 
1:56 PM
I've seen some real dumbassery on /r/sysadmin
 
There needs to be phrase for point and click Windows admins without making fun of regular Windows admins, Evan got mad the last time I made that joke.
 
Like I thought I was an idiot, but my god.
 
Everybody star that comment please.
 
@AdamC Depends on what you want. If you're only doing Exchange Online, then it's 6 of one. If you're doing SharePoint/Lync Online, OneDrive for Business, Office 365 Pro Plus, etc there's a value prop there
 
@MDMarra word.
 
1:57 PM
Well, I am an idiot but they make me feel smart.
 
Ok, I need to go talk about "training plans" for my team. Sometimes I miss real work. Byebye
 
later homes
 
Speaking of shitty Reddit threads, you reminded me of /r/talesfromtechsupport which reminds me of Airz23, which is actually pretty epic. This guy started writing about his experiences and people turned it into a web comic and an audio book. It's not one of these "look at these idiots can't remember their 28 character password" it's really funny.
 
@MDMarra I'm actually interested in what you come up w/, if you don't mind
 
@AdamC I love Airz23
His writing is actually really good
 
1:58 PM
Yeah.
The people doing the comic adaptation are really good.
 
@AdamC I usually binge read his stuff every few weeks
Gambette's posts are pretty epic too
 
I wish these apartments had freakin prices on them
 
I spend way too much time on this subreddit though...
 
So... turns out that we use some desktop application made by a two-employee company to track our recipe history... and guess what? The desktop got wiped out. >:/
 

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