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12:00 AM
@MarkHenderson can it reappear for another minute
 
@ewwhite nearer than you think
 
@Jacob Nope
 
@MarkHenderson ok
 
Welcome back :p
 
@MarkHenderson thanks
 
12:25 AM
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Q: Current state of Smoking in Paris

Tom O'ConnorI've been unable to find an accurate explanation of French law regarding smoking. I last visited Paris over 10 years ago, and remember it being fairly normal to be able to smoke both in bars, and on the outside-areas of cafés. I've been googling around lately, and I'm not surprised that smoking...

@TomO'Connor - naughty boy! Do you want a lecture about smoking now?
 
12:49 AM
@MDMarra Call me!
 
@ewwhite hey, I just met you
 
Okay, I'm going to have to call him...
 
@ewwhite something for you.. serverfault.com/q/573199/9140
 
@pauska I called a Nexenta engineer and linked them to the question.
 
Well boys, that's it, the word 'devops' now officially appears in one of our business URLs, and it was not done with irony...
 
12:53 AM
@RyanRies just meeting industry demand...
 
@RyanRies :(
we need a "the butt" for devops..
other than devoops
Compute your IT in the butt with our devoops platform
 
Buttops?
 
In other news, I'm glad Nadella went in for Microsoft CEO... best possible outcome IMO. When I heard him speak at TechEd last year I felt then that he could really be leadership material.
 
@ewwhite did you resolve the RDS hell at $produce?
 
@pauska Yes, using some freeware software.
 
12:58 AM
@RyanRies Yeah I've seen him at teched keynotes.. seems like a very technical guy with great skills of transforming it to human, understandable speech
I just hope that he doesn't transform every single MS product to clou.. butt
where you get a retard version to run inhouse
 
Yeah and I'm really glad to see that it's someone who actually understands the industry and the technology... not somebody who ran some car factories, etc.
 
I'm also very happy about gates returning
from what I've read in books and documentaries he's the necessary devil for Microsoft
 
Maybe we'll get to see him Tweet about something besides Malaria and AIDS for a change
 
someone needs to yell at those product teams who keep releasing bugged stuff
 
Not that I don't laud his humanitarian work, I'm just really interested in tech :)
 
1:00 AM
@RyanRies not so sure I want to put stuff like that up on the list with technology..
but I do see your point
gates have always been focused at quality code, believe it or not.. less bloat and better features for a low price
btw, you should see the documentary "Triumph of the Nerds"
 
1:24 AM
"Jabberwocky is killing user." is going to be my default error message from now on. — Casey 7 hours ago
 
Okay, this is extremely pedantic, but Jabberwock is the name of the creature. "Jabberwocky" is the title of the poem. So unless the poem is killing users... — David Conrad 5 hours ago
 
See that - ProcExp v16.01
I helped debug that :)
 
@RyanRies nice :D
 
1:56 AM
Anyone seen the ASUS Chromebox?
 
@Andrew Ohh nice
If the price can be believed
It'll probably be $900 here
> "ASUS only plans to offer the Celeron and Core i3 versions in North America."
So we'd have to buy the i7 edition at a much higher price, is my guess
 
Here come the Silly Samba Questions!
can a Samba 3 server be joined to a Samba 4 domain and still be a domain controller?
 
@MarkHenderson Have you thought about moving to God's Country
 
@JoelESalas I already live there, thanks
And if you mean the US - yes. About 2 years ago I gave it some very serious thought
 
@MarkHenderson Every place has its pros and cons. if you're a technologist Australia has a LOT of cons
if you're a surfer maybe not so much
 
2:09 AM
@JoelESalas Yes, but I'm not just a technologist
I'm also a person
 
@MarkHenderson Go on...
 
@JoelESalas Well I have two legs, two arms, a head, somewhere inside my head is a brain, except my wife sometimes questions that last fact
 
@MarkHenderson I mean, what does being a person have to do with australia
 
@JoelESalas Well, I have family here. Friends. Community. I now have a child and a very large mortgage.
2 years ago, I had an infant child who couldn't do anything but shit himself and cry and a not-so-large mortgage
 
@MarkHenderson Makes sense. I'm completely selfish so dgaf
and there's no way I'd get married soon
 
2:12 AM
If I was to go to the US now, it would have to be for $200k - enough to maintain my mortgage here as well as provide a quality of life in the US
 
@MarkHenderson That's a good amount of money
 
And it wouldn't just be anywhere, it would have to be somewhere that was recognised universally. Google, Microsoft, Fog Creek, Stack Exchange, etc
@JoelESalas Yeah, and anyone who would pay me that much needs their head checked
 
@MarkHenderson You "can" make that much, it's just at a VP or director level
 
@JoelESalas I've got a better chance of making closer to that in my current role. We've had a very, very good 6 months and it looks like it's going to continue. So with any luck the company will grow beneath me and I'll be able to take on that sort of a position
Anyway I think I'm owed. I haven't had a payrise in 2 years
 
@MarkHenderson I would've quit by then
 
2:23 AM
@JoelESalas The conditions are good. It's close to home. Job market is poor. Job security is very high. Got a free car.
Plus I believe in what we're doing. We just had a bad 2 years with some failed experiments
 
-4
Q: Are IT employees a bunch of fuckers who enjoy stealing other people's jobs through automation?

AntI wonder how they would stand a nice beating outside the office. Fuck you all, bastard IT people, especially the automators.

 
Yes. Yes we are. — Mark Henderson 7 secs ago
 
Oh yeah... I wrote this script that made a fresh pot of coffee every hour and then flicked binder clips at other people in the office. Rendered him completely redundant.
 
@RyanRies haha
Actually I am in the automation business and I know that each time I do a new installation for a customer someone will either quit because they don't like the new methods, or they will be replaced.
I'm OK with that.
 
@MarkHenderson Me too, the jobs we automate away are completely shit jobs anyway
@MarkHenderson I've been mostly horizontal salary-wise for a couple of years now too... I should be getting a raise soonish. If I don't I'll probably move on
 
2:30 AM
It's like bitching at how a freight train makes redundant a conga line of a thousand guys lugging sacks on their backs
 
@RyanRies Yep, they forget that their job made someone else redundant once
There's also the story about how blacksmiths wanted cars or trains or something taxed extra, because they would go out of business
(and how many blacksmiths do you see around today)
 
@MarkHenderson and created new jobs
 
@RyanRies I think I want to rip the OPL3s off some old sound blaster cards.
 
3:51 AM
@Andrew I have an original Sound Blaster 16 in a box somewhere
Big fucking ISA card, covered in hundreds of caps, and 3 different 80-pin headers labelled for Mitshuti, etc for all the different non-ide CD-ROM protocols
 
@MarkHenderson REFLEXIVE HISS
ISA cards.
 
@Andrew My memory has more caps, but I'll confirm tonight
But that certainly looks accurate
Back in the olden days when you had to run the config program for games and input your DMA/IRQ settings, choose your soundcard type (Sound Blaster or AdLib)
We splurged on the 2x CD-ROM
Upgraded to the 8x in about '99
 
I remember when I got my first 3D 'daughter' card, where you had to use a short VGA cable to pass through to your other video card... so awesome
It was an S3
It played the shit out of some Rainbow Six
yawn big day at work for me tomorrow... can't waste all night here with this lot! Hasta luego
 
4:09 AM
@RyanRies Couldn't afford one. Friend of mine had a Banshee - a combined card. Lucky fucker.
I eventually got an S3 Virge
And I had that virge until my Riva TNT and then GeForce MX
I was a total cheapskate on video cards
Actually I still am a cheapskate on video cards. I can't justify spending $600 on a single component
 
5:03 AM
@MarkHenderson Never worth it, anyway. The performance gap between the $250 cards and the $600 cards doesn't justify the cost.
 
 
1 hour later…
6:14 AM
Tone generator came in today, but I didn't have 9V batteries!
yesterday, by Ward
I don't have time to mess around, it's a choice between maybe $30 at the very least, more like $40, or I can get the Fluke for around $75 and (I hope) not have to worry about it.
Moar shopping: what's a good high-power AP?
Looking for something like that, it'll probably cover the whole building we're moving into.
 
6:34 AM
@Ward: though, how your building is designed would affect things too... I've got a specific area of my apartment that completely blocks off wifi signals ;p
 
 
1 hour later…
7:39 AM
$TIMEOFDAY
 
G'day
 
8:15 AM
@TomO'Connor perhaps that wasn't the right place to say it but it doesn't make it any less true
 
8:34 AM
It offended me.
 
Dan
Hehe
Signed up for a free LinkedIn review service last week (Only cos it's free, I have no intention of using their service - just curiosity). Anyway I used my normal theircompany@mydomain.co.uk e-mail address.

I just had an e-mail to it from the MD, with no content and just the title "Testing."

My response was: "Testing One, Two. Testing"
 
@MarkHenderson Tell me which ones, I may be able to find out.
Send them in an email to the address listed in my profile.
 
9:11 AM
looks like I finally found a new apartment
 
yay
 
9:31 AM
CLOUD ALL THE THINGS!
 
inb4 "why is the internet slow?"
 
@tombull89 It's because we're coming up on the annual Internet Cleaning. It's always on Feb 30.
2
Once it gets done with cleaning out all the broken links etc, all will be up to speed again.
 
@JennyD ah, same day that Facebook is closed.
 
Evenin gents and Lady
Anybody in this timezone job hunting currently?
 
@tombull89 Yep, for the same reason.
 
Dan
9:39 AM
@Magellan Kinda
 
My company is looking for a Linux admin in that timezone.
 
I'm totally looking but not much of a Linux admin
:-( shame!
 
@Magellan If you can't fill those Linux slots, maybe it's time to start hiring Windows admins, and setting up an MS infrastructure? :)
 
I'm totally available for a Windows gig.
so I support that plan
 
@RobM Don't suppose you're willing to take mine? You could start in 3 hours. :)
 
9:51 AM
nice try!
@£$%£$^%$%^&$%&%$&!!!!! new helpdesk system:
"You cannot create a problem from this incident"

WELL WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO CREATE A PROBLEM FROM, IF NOT FROM A FUCKING CALL THAT DESERVES TO BE ESCALATED TO A PROBLEM AS IT AFFECTS THE WHOLE SITE AND REQUIRES A PLANNED CHANGE?
 
morning
 
@RobM $TIMEOFDAY
 
10:13 AM
Greetings @JennyD
 
@RobM I need windows admins. Amsterdam or Cambridge :)
 
Cambridge? Could work!
Reminds me, a friend of mine just got a job as sharepoint architect for ARM. Working for ARM is pretty good.
 
@DennisKaarsemaker Amsterdam... what's not to love about a city with legal weed and hookers? Of course, I suspect that "taking in the local culture" might be a full-time occupation, at least at first.
 
@HopelessN00b weed is gross and the hookers are mostly ugly.
 
Cambridge is nice though
 
10:17 AM
@DennisKaarsemaker Yeah, reality's never as good as it sounds at first blush. I blame God... what a prick. >:/
 
Full of students, mind you
 
@RobM the beer festival is ok :)
 
yep, always time for a beer festival
 
@RobM <grumble> This stupid freaking country. I have no idea how we went from a bunch of horny, gambling rum-smugglers to the morally-opposed-to-anything-fun group we are now. :(
 
@HopelessN00b I always assumed the bureau of alcohol, tobacco and firearms were your govt. department in charge of partying down... was I mistaken?
 
10:24 AM
@RobM Yeah. I don't know how you have a bureau of alcohol, tobacco and firearms without ending up with the best parties ever, but the government figured it out.
 
that never changes, wherever you live. Govt's might make life better but they never make it easier.
 
Downloads for this product are not available through this website. For Enterprise products you may find US-English downloads at the HP Software Depot.
asplodes
 
@tombull89 Trying to download HP firmware? :D
 
@tombull89 the HP website is never useful, if it can help it.
 
Find the product page...get the right subsystem...choose the OS and...NOPE.
but the ProBook laptop drivers were on that site.
flips table
 
10:35 AM
If you were getting helpful results from the website then to be honest I'd worry that you were on a fake HP site.
 
and the HP Software Depot has just pointed me back to the original site
wat
 
yes, definitely the real HP website
 
but how does it all are will fix the server?
 
Dan
"Yeah, I just logged on to HP and downloaded."
"Shit."
"What?"
"Must be a virus"
 
Ouch. I'm afraid you probably have to call support and get them to locate and direct you to the right drivers. Which, of course, is also a convoluted, painful and unnecessarily complicated experience.
 
10:37 AM
Whenever I need procurve firmware updates I go to the product page to find out what firmware it says I ought to be able to download and then just google for that filename.
It's honestly quicker than trying to find a link on the product page itself
 
The service or information you requested is not available at this time. Please try again later.
it is just the Proliant stuff going behind a paywall, right?
 
@RobM Every year for the 8 years that I worked with HP-UX, on our annual meeting with the service rep, he asked if there was anything we weren't satisfied with. Every year we said "your web site sucks". This includes one complete changeover, which made everything suck differently but still suck, plus it broke all the old links.
 
they put printer drivers behind a paywall of some kind for a while
@JennyD sounds like our feedback meetings with Dell. They both have massively bad websites
the poweredge server support pages appear to be a complete work of fiction
 
"What's that? You want drivers? I'm sorry, Dave, I can't let you have them"
 
@JennyD Their voice activated phone menu when you call support is also especially awful. Even when I say my shortcut, it doesn't work, so I've taken to saying various phrases that might get my call recorded for an NSA analyst, until it connects me to a real person in India to route my call properly (sometimes).
@RobM Really? What's wrong with Dell's websites? They seem to be the easiest to use by a large margin.
 
10:44 AM
Their premier site for enterprise customers is a bit of a mess
well a lot of a mess
 
Oh, that site. Yeah.
 
well so bad I've given up and just phone my account manager.
 
Honestly, that doesn't bother me so much, because my experience calling up someone at Dell has always been so much better than calling up someone at HP or IBM. As in, calling Dell is alright... calling HP or IBM is excruciating.
 
This is true, we have pretty good relationships with our technical and business account managers at Dell. I know I can ring either of them up and have a sensible conversation about buying or supporting one of their servers or storage arrays that will end with a result that leaves both sides happy.
 
...and that it doesn't take 15 minutes of bouncing around the planet to people with a less than optimal command of the English language to reach who you want. That's my main gripe with IBM and HP. I already know I'll be transferred at least twice, and some combination of poor phone lines and ESL will make it painful to even get to the guy I need to speak to.
 
10:55 AM
well the dell rep here talks in fluent glaswegian, which most English people would consider to be a language that is different to English, but as I have a scottish half to my family tree I can understand the guy no problem...
 
Heh, that always amused me about the British Isles... birthplace of English, where half the people speak one of half a dozen dialects that only vaguely resembles English.
 
Well Californian valley girl is rather different to northern Maine too, accent wise
 
Dan
@HopelessN00b It's only foreign people who believe there is some kind of "English" / "British" accent
 
@RobM Southern dialects are the worst, but, sure, point taken.
 
@Dan There is RP, I think that's what most non-Brits mean when they think of British accent.
 
11:00 AM
@Dan I was referring to the Welsh, Scottish, Irish, etc. dialects of what they're convinced is English.
 
Dan
@JennyD Probably, but it's not, it's RP :)
@HopelessN00b But there's not even one Irish accent - it varies hugely from "cute and nice" to the IRA "gonna cut your face off, laddy"
 
@Dan Yeah, sexy Irish lilt is one thing... you sound like you're choking on a potato-Irish accent is a whole other.
 
Dan
@HopelessN00b :D
 
@Dan I know. I think of it as "the way Tom Hiddleston speaks" and then I get all happy inside.
 
This YouTube video is making the rounds at the moment - I don't know if it has the desired effect or the students find it funny. NSFW.
of course they'd choose the bikini bit
 
11:07 AM
@tombull89 Is this the Aussie "don't skip school" ad?
 
@HopelessN00b that's the one
 
Yeah, someone showed it off here a couple days ago. MarkHenderson tried to explain it, but I still think it would have been better (and made more sense) if they'd been eaten by dingos.
 
heh
Don't hesitate to share your technical solutions and organizationals too!
uh
 
Is this really spam.. serverfault.com/a/573316/16732
it's an open source product.. the poster doesn't appear to be the same person as the repo owner..
And it probably would solve the problem.
 
No, IMO not spam
 
user58869
11:14 AM
can't say why that would be spam, doesn't look spamish
 
It got a spam flag.
 
Dan
@tombull89 I find it (kinda) funny, but I don't get it at all
 
@TomO'Connor I dunno, last I heard, those link-only "try this product" answers were spam. (Even when freeware or FOSS.) Hence, I flagged it.
(Not that I have strong feelings either way, of course.)
 
@TomO'Connor Not spam as such, since it does answer the question. But it's a link-only answer to a question that should be closed already.
 
I'm declaring today a moderation holiday. I've had enough for one day.
 
11:18 AM
And if it doesn't, I stand by it anyway.
 
I meant what I said about mary whitehouse, incidentally.
 
Yeah, I thought it was a more concise way of saying what I was thinking.
 
@HopelessN00b "Oh, fuck off" does that too.
Insert optional expletives as required.
 
@TomO'Connor I considered it, but... was not looking to escalate the level of drama, so went with something else instead. It was actually the first thing that crossed my mind. "I could answer this with three words..."
 
@HopelessN00b hah.
 
11:29 AM
g'day chaps
 
All joking aside, though, major fucking pain in the ass. I'm still getting calls everyday about auto-payments that I need to fix because I was issued a new card from my bank. :/
 
posted on February 05, 2014 by Wesley David

I’ve been tooling around with some simple filesystem tasks on a few servers and have a terrible memory with silly things like this. So I’m writing it down to answer my own question! You’ll need the e2fsprogs package. Within that package is a command called tune2fs. You can list out the statistics for various volumes on your system with the -l switch. I’d recommend perus

 
And mornin' pasuka.
 
Dan
@HopelessN00b I always use it as a good opportunity to stop buying shit i don't need :D
 
I lack willpower, so it's just an added pain in my ass, having to punch in a new 16 digit string of numbers to buy crap I don't need. :)
 
11:40 AM
Quick... Why was this question VTC?
 
Looks like "Questions seeking product, service, or learning material recommendations are off-topic because they tend to become obsolete quickly. Instead, describe your situation and the specific problem you're trying to solve"
No accounting for other people's taste. <shrug>
 
@HopelessN00b I don't see that as being a "tell me what to buy"
 
Me either, but I guess I can see two people just throwing a "product recommendation" VTC on it and moving on.
People make the wrong decisions... that's just an unavoidable consequence of letting people other than me make decisions. :D
 
Someone sent me an email offline talking about Server Fault...
Interestingly, I think that if almost anyone but you tried to use serverfault to post a non-question such as in this, they would have been shouted down and run out of town. "Question closed as ...". I guess serverfault is not a perfect democracy.
Burn.
 
Probably some truth in that. Though, I don't see anything wrong with that. Being a well-respected, long-standing member of a community confers certain privileges, and should, IMO.
 
11:48 AM
Heh, my question was closed at some point.
 
@ewwhite: I think the only difference is really, you know what you can get away with.
I've asked a question that 1) hit the hot questions list 2) got me a boatload of rep, then got closed and CWed ;p
 
@JourneymanGeek Well, the other difference is that a respected, long-standing member is going to get the benefit of the doubt, and probably more latitude than a first-time poster. I think that's the way it should be, so I don't have a problem with that.
 
@HopelessN00b: yup. And not whine when things don't go your way
 
but outside of my situation, we're a little trigger-happy...
 
@ewwhite here's a query - got a BL460c Gen8 with a D2220sb, it's got 10x900GB 10k's in R10 and an 800GB SSD in smartcache, running RHEL 6.4 with LVM and ext4 - seeing very low uncached random reads using a 16GB FIO run, like 250-280 iops - once it's cached it's great - thousands - so I removed the smartcache and saw exactly the same stats - 1MB stripes, auto queue - any thoughts?
 
11:52 AM
@Chopper3 how much RAM?
 
@ewwhite 32 iirc
 
@ewwhite Yup. Have been as long as I've been here, and it's hard not to be, when you get hit with a new crap question every 5 minutes or so. Natural, and somewhat unavoidable to over-react a bit and get too liberal with the VTC.
 
@Chopper3 You may need a larger FIO run...
 
@ewwhite 2 x e5-2680's and all the latest firmware, oh and the usual PSP
 
you're hitting filesystem cache.
 
11:53 AM
@ewwhite but wouldn't I see unreasonably GOOD io then, as opposed to the opposite?
 
and smartcache/cachecade don't help benchmark runs.
 
@ewwhite but I tried it without
 
I'd need to see the fio stats... this is a standard EL6 box. Any tuning?
 
@ewwhite well it's OEL 6.4 as usual for us but no tuning at all - well only noatime
 
tuned-adm profile enterprise-storage ?
I'd expect more...
 
11:56 AM
@ewwhite I'll take a look - only really spotted this so have a limited amount of data right now
 
would you mind an iozone run? I'd be able to compare directly to something similar that I happen to have on the bench
 
random-write: (g=0): rw=randwrite, bs=4K-4K/4K-4K/4K-4K, ioengine=sync, iodepth=1
fio-2.1.4
Starting 1 process
random-write: (groupid=0, jobs=1): err= 0: pid=3652: Thu Jan 23 13:33:03 2014
write: io=16384MB, bw=48712KB/s, iops=12177, runt=344420msec
clat (usec): min=1, max=426667, avg=81.26, stdev=3472.29
lat (usec): min=1, max=426667, avg=81.33, stdev=3472.29
clat percentiles (usec):
| 1.00th=[ 2], 5.00th=[ 3], 10.00th=[ 3], 20.00th=[ 3],
| 30.00th=[ 3], 40.00th=[ 3], 50.00th=[ 3], 60.00th=[ 3],
 
(dl360p gen8 with 8x 300GB disks)
 
I usually run iozone, just not had time
@ewwhite that was with SC disabled
 
@Chopper3 if you can, run iozone -t1 -i0 -i1 -i2 -r1m -s32g
 
11:59 AM
will do - not sure it's on this box, it's new
but I will
 
I have a good catalog of those results and can tell you if it's close or not
thanks for reminding me to do some smartcache stuff today.
 
Soo... the folks I work for are officially bat-shit insane. After keeping the office open during the lowest temperatures and most snowfall in recorded history... they're closing the office today. And despite being told we can't work from home, because we don't have a work-from-home policy, I was told to work from home today. The contradictions, they burn me.
 
@ewwhite but I'd expect at least 1000 4k random read off that - I know lvm's an overhead but it's worth it to me
 
even though my faith in HP is blown... I just woke up from a dream where I was peddling Supermicro gear to my clients.
 
@ewwhite Nightmare, you mean?
 
12:00 PM
@Chopper3 LVM has overhead, but there are barriers and alignment issues, too...
 
@ewwhite thought I'd aligned it myself - we'll see
 
"As seen in the epic Obamacare website failures, you too can own a SuperMicro server of your very own!"
 
on EL6, I usually download tuned-utils and run the tuned-adm profile enterprise-storage for systems like this
 
@ewwhite I'll give it a go, thanks :)
 
Dan
...crikey
 
12:14 PM
Hmm. I suppose I'd have to get a LinkedIn profile for any of that advice to work, wouldn't I? Bummer. :(
 
Dan
@HopelessN00b I was commenting more on the, uh, presentation of the video
I'm kind of getting on with LinkedIn now, I think it's probably the (immediate) future
 
@Dan Referring to the seizure/spasms the presenter is having? Seems like a perfectly cromulent way to get the video to go viral.
 
/opt/iozone/bin/iozone -t1 -i0 -i1 -i2 -r1m -s32g
Iozone: Performance Test of File I/O
Version $Revision: 3.420 $
Compiled for 32 bit mode.
Build: linux

Contributors:William Norcott, Don Capps, Isom Crawford, Kirby Collins
Al Slater, Scott Rhine, Mike Wisner, Ken Goss
Steve Landherr, Brad Smith, Mark Kelly, Dr. Alain CYR,
Randy Dunlap, Mark Montague, Dan Million, Gavin Brebner,
Jean-Marc Zucconi, Jeff Blomberg, Benny Halevy, Dave Boone,
Erik Habbinga, Kris Strecker, Walter Wong, Joshua Root,
Fabrice Bacchella, Zhenghua Xue, Qin Li, Darren Sawyer,
 
@Dan Seems like everything else. Sign up here to have recruiters contact you about 200 helpdesk positions a day. Spend countless hours to optimize and tune your profile to reduce that to 100 helpdesk positions a day. Sacrifice a virgin at dawn to be notified of a relevant job oppurtunity you might asctually consider taking.
 
Dan
@HopelessN00b Must be you mate - I get a handful of shit jobs, but at least 80% have been exactly what I'm after, and 10% are nearly what I'm after
 
12:24 PM
@ewwhite how did those stats compare to yours?
 
Dan
I'm not counting crappy distribution list e-mails with that, because they don't read anything about you anyway
 
@Dan Has been a while (literally several years), and I loathe social networking, so it could very well just be me. I'm just gonna hope I can find something awesome without resorting to giving LinkedIn another chance. :)
 
Dan
@HopelessN00b I just thinking it's all about increasing your visibility - it's a somewhat necessary evil. My attitude to job hunting really changed last time - I got some professional help with my CV and within 2 weeks of putting it up online I had a call from a recruiter and landed a job that hadn't even been advertised
Since then, I've put a lot more stock into making myself easy to find
 
Yeah, sounds like that's probably the smarter way to go. Of course, the police always seem to find me quickly enough, so how hard to find can I really be? :)
 
Dan
:D
The real problem is recruiters - they're just greedy pimps
 
12:32 PM
yep
 
Yeah, Joel's got a good article (or two) about that. They're strongly inventivized to take a shotgun/quantity-over-quality approach... so they do. Until companies or job-seekers are willing to pay more for better matching, no one's going to do it, because there's no market for it.
(And for how much it costs to interview, train and on-board new employees, it's bewildering that businesses don't care about cutting back on those costs by getting better matches to begin with... not that it's the only bewildering corporate behavior out there, either.)
 
Dan
@HopelessN00b Exactly
 
@Chopper3 That's consistent...
 
@ewwhite ran it again with that tuned-asm profile in place, helped a little with writes
 
It would be better on the random side with XFS, but it's very good with little tuning
 
12:39 PM
might be an FIO issue I guess
 
Recruitment agencies are just outsourced HR. And we all know what you get if you outsource critical IT functions to the lowest bidder.
 
it means that the storage system is capable... what this with or without smart cache?
 
@ewwhite that was with - not sure if it can be disabled at the CLI and doing it via f5 or whatever is time consuming so I've not tried it yet
 
ha... no problem. leave it in. It's read-biased anyway
 
Man, you two guys talking about low-level file I/O performance tuning... sure has a way of making a Windows admin feel like a talentless hack. Even if I am the bomb at clicking "Next" on install wizards. :(
 
12:41 PM
you can see the hit ratio in hpssacli
 
@ewwhite I'll take a look
 
@HopelessN00b Oh, we haven't begun tuning...
 
Great, make me feel worse. :p
 
@HopelessN00b nothing close
 
but @Chopper3, I'm assuming this is the module for something that will be duplicated many times over, so my esoteric tuning tips and such won't make sense at scale.
 
12:42 PM
@ewwhite not too many this time - 14 iirc, maybe 16
 
because you have minions to handle that...
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Q: How many IP addresses can I expect to block on a Cisco 5500-X Series firewall?

suneConsidering a Cisco ASA (5500-X) firewall for our internet edge in front of our web cluster. At the moment, we use a Linux box with iptables. A log analysis system detects brute-force attacks on WordPress blogs, forum spam, hacking attempts, and much more. Illicit activity will result in a short...

 
@ewwhite really weirdly an old mate of mine is writing the script for a 'Minions'-based sequel
 
@Chopper3 Oh my... details!
 
@ewwhite played with NSX much?
 
@Chopper3 Nicera?
 
12:53 PM
@ewwhite he's an old NJ mate from like 20 years ago - writes scripts and things these days, did that easter bunny one a while back
@ewwhite sorry, I meant vmwae nsx - got a bunch of VMware guys coming to see me today to get me giddy about it, seen the slides but I'm not sure we would be allowed to use it outside our labs
 
@Chopper3 NSX, yes... my last cloud firm started working with it in conjunction with VMware last year.
we were guinea pigs.
 
@ewwhite I'm sure in 5 years it'll be the only way to do things we have organisational issues before it works for us
 
It sucked since it wasn't fully integrated into vCloud Director... so there was a lot of, "oh, that's not ready yet..." and "ignore that error message"
but... the technology is slick... and we had an immediate application for it
spanning two primary data centers and a DR location
the setup was horribly complex
sucked up network engineering and my time for a few weeks.
 
Stupid snow...
 
@Chopper3 Logicworks is using it.
in prod
 
12:59 PM
this place is very odd
 

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