Ally "Ok, i'm bloodied, so can you heal me?"
You "No, i'll wait"
Ally "I've got 3 hp left, with 10 ongoing damage, NOW will you heal me?"
You "No, i'll wait"
Ally ", now i'm at -15 and unconcious, your a really crappy team player"
You "Your still concious "
Ally "What?"
You "Are you within 5 squares of me?"
Ally "Yes"
You "Then your still concious"
Ally "....."
GM "Roll your Death save"
Ally "2, so i fail"
You "+9"
Ally "What?
You "You get +9 to death saves"
Ally "...."
You ""
Ally "...."
You "I rolled a 15, so 20 vs reflex"