Lumberjack

I don't think we've solved teleportation on a planetary scale yet, but maybe the aliens have. If you were to "pick up" the earth, spin it by ([18 minutes / 60 minutes] * 24 hours * 365 degrees) degrees and set it back down in the same "spot" that would fool people into thinking that it was 18 minutes off.

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Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 14:20

But he liked to get into EVERYTHING. He was the cutest little thing you ever did see.

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 14:19

My parents had a pet raccoon when I was a little boy. They named him Buddy. I don't think we had a microwave at the time.

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 14:18

@Lawrence Hello Lawrence. Happy Wednesday! :)

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 02:57

@Cerberus @Cerberus Oh undoubtedly, and thank goodness for that.

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 02:29

I think Jordan Petersen is right. At the root it is about Power Hierarchies. It is what we are evolved to be.

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 02:28

I should have figured. It seems like the older I get the more I realize: as much as our civilization changes with technology, it stays the same with social issues.

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 02:23

The topic of gender has been on the main stage of debate in the USA for the last few years at least.

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 02:23

Maybe that is a false assumption on my part, but it seems that gender issues have been an ever more prevalent issue in the last few years.

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 02:16

Which is nobody's fault, not even the Romans.

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 02:15

One final shot on the topic of Monty Python: they were ahead of their time. This is one of my favorites: youtube.com/watch?v=sFBOQzSk14c

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 02:13

Yes, but for work I surely would be!

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 02:13

Work comes early tomorrow.

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 02:12

Yes, I need to get moving in that direction.

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 02:11

Was it this one? youtube.com/watch?v=3jzHke83iWM

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 02:10

I'll see if I can find it

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 02:00

I'm so moronic that i'm not even embarrassed to admit, "I never got that joke before now."

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 01:59

Sex ON the television. God I am an imbecile. LOL

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 01:59

HAHAHAHA!

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 01:58

Oh !

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 01:58

I didn't understand that bit. What does "I keep falling off" mean?

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 01:57

Which woman is that?

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 01:57

Are you familiar with Monty Python? I have much better things I can send your way. :)

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 01:53

Fair enough.

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 01:52

Monty Python- Lumberjack Song FULL

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Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 01:51

Can't be many trees in the underworld. maybe clay would be better?

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 01:50

Poor trees.

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 01:50

Sawdust you say? How arcane.

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 01:50

Me, I like to press wild flowers, dress in womens clothing, and hang around in bars.

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 01:48

Guarding the river styx is a hard job. Messy from time to time I'm sure.

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 01:47

Yeah, I agree, it is shitty ad copy. It doesn't matter OP dropped his question and moved on to greener pastures.

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 01:46

Now, how do we get this stored on the way back machine?

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 01:46

Let the record show that @Cerberus is a self described pedant!

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 01:38

"All generic. All encompassing."

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 01:37

Oh come ON premium is good ad copy!

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 01:23

Landing and taking off are technically two different things, so one might argue that it is legitimate to say "capabilities."

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 01:21

It is nice when OP returns to improve a poorly worded question, but it is not the norm. If we can use that question as an opportunity to help others and improve the site, why not do it?

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 01:19

Jason provided an awesome answer to that question. It helped me, and it will surely help others. That the question was sub optimum isn't necessarily a deal breaker.

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 01:04

I think it would help if we knew more about the "products."

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 01:03

"All natural. All premium."

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 01:03

What do you think would be a good tagline for an online company that specializes in Organic Vegan, Natuaral products? I'm asking for a friend. ;)

Lumberjack

Aug 22, 2018 00:58

@Cerberus Oh my goodness! Those shoes!

Lumberjack

Aug 21, 2018 22:37

It was more of a wish than a proclamation I suspect. :)

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Lumberjack

Aug 21, 2018 21:21

I'm off to my son's football practice. Pleasure chatting with you both. Take care!