Pvt. Grichmann

Yes, those are great.

Cherry tomatoes?

You just know someone's going to fill it with sweets and go play Warcraft or something, though.

@AshleyNunn Why not?

"The Petit-Tomatan also features a timer that prevents the runner from binging on tasty tomato snacks too quickly."

Wonder how long it takes for someone to choke on one of those tomatoes.

@Yuuki Ah, okay. Thanks!

And why does it want my microphone?

Wait, it's already started? I thought it wasn't until another half-hour.

Is that Construction Simulator gameplay footage?

@Powerlord Dragon Quest.

I haven't played it, but it does come highly recommended. Just not the third game, right?

Back when men were men, orcs were orcs, and [insert WoW race] weren't invented yet.

Haven't seen many of those around lately. Give RUSE and Wargame a try?

This hat. I like this hat. It suits me.

@Batophobia Wait, it's actually out? Not DF-9 "out"?

Simple! Use a syringe to drain the packet. Then cut the packet open, remove the needle from the syringe, and replace the ketchup in the packet.

Isn't salt good for getting out fresh stains?

I am not good with people.

Ha, at least she responded. The last time I tried asking a girl out, she ignored my call. And she was the one who approached me first.

@JasonBerkan Awkward, or awesome?

Well be the odder one out.

Yes. Be the odd one out. Sail ships.

(Been doing it before it was cool)

I have an extra copy if you want it.

@PrivatePansy I know. Even for someone who refuses to manipulate anything with a wheel, it just takes some getting used to.

Now I'm going to have to remember how to park this thing in first-person.

You bastards

Okay. Okay. Now if I am ever a truck and need to talk to another truck, I know one more phrase.

See, you guys can't even agree what that means.

I thought it was hello!

And that's why I don't drive, ladies and gentlemen.

Oh.

C'mon man. Don't make me install it.

Fun fact: if you flash at oncoming truckers, they'll flash back at you!

Have you tried beeping and flashing your high lights?

Pfeh. And it's the same article Cracked links to. The internet is too small!

Here's another article: guns.com/2012/05/10/pistola-con-caricato-18-shot-revolver. Quite impressive, actually.

Okay. Tracked it down to Cracked. It has three barrels.

@TimStone That's what I thought, but I'm not sure if I see one in the photo.

I mean, it doesn't seem to connect to the barrel.

Does the inner circle on the cylinder do anything?

Wow. I didn't know it had any development since 7DRL.

Is that some Cogmind?

Disregard me.

@Wipqozn Aww, look at its floppy legs.

Good plan.

Blow it up.

Is left and right.