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14:05
@StrixVaria sorry about that at the start. Got a phone call.
@badp It's in my gravatar account
I'll grab it when I hace the chance
My hand slipped off the joystick onto the d pad so I taunted you mid battle
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Q: How do you get sharpness infinity or protection infinity on any thing no mods in survival factions dancraft

user94038 rghsdrgdrgdrgdrgdrgdrgdrgdrgdrgdrgdrgdrgdrgdrgdrgdrgdrgdrgdrgdrgdrgdrgdrg I don't know what too put here.

14:25
@StrixVaria I was wondering what that was about
I gotta go though. Heading out in a bit.
Good games.
GGs
I have no idea how to approach Robin. He has so much zoning and fast smashes.
cc @badp
@StrixVaria Yeah, Robin is my new favourite characer.
Marth has always been my favourite character, but Robin has usurped him.
<3
I'd make you owner, but you already are one
I need to decide on a character to get good as.
I'm just mediocre with a bunch of characters.
Your DK is really good.
14:27
DK is the character I've used the most.
He's really fun.
That's probably why then
I have a DK amiibo and I can't beat it as DK anymore :(
I'll probably stick with DK and pick up one fast character, likely Pit.
Pit is fun.
I hated Pit in Brawl but he's a lot more fun in Smash 4.
They changed him a lot since BRawl
He's a completely different character
14:28
Yeah he plays completely differently.
okay gotta go
Talk to you folks later
We'll need to play more tomorrow if we're both around
I should be around all day.
14:53
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Q: Not getting tf2 achievement "The Last Wave"

crh23I'm currently attempting to achieve tf2 achievements, and I can't seem to obtain "The Last Wave". I am under the impression that you just have to taunt with your primary as sniper after getting a kill, but after doing this many times with lots of different delays between the kill and the taunt I ...

15:10
My cousin is attempting to sell me on something called "dsdomination". Basic research shows it's a pyramid scheme, and, while the basic premise behind it is sorta legit, it's not nearly as easy as they say it is.
LUDICROUS SPEED
(I'm pedal to the medal there)
HALP
DRIVING WHEEL IS OFF THE GROUND AND SPINNING IN VAIN
Do the vehicles stuck behind you horn?
@PrivatePansy one truck did.
(I then managed to unstuck myself)
He's right behind me.
I'm tempted to just slam on the brakes so he has to pay me back!!!
15:25
@badp Truckers like you give them all a bad name. :P
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Q: Graphical Performance Drastically Receded after the latest re-installation of my windows , why?

Hitman2847So because of virus problems and some hardware/driver problems , i re-install my window 7 quite often, now my graphics card is AMD Mobility Radeon HD 5000 Series , and it supported most of the games released up until 2014, some with low specs , like hitman absolution and splinter cell blacklist ,...

15:43
@badp My first parking involved only an 85-point turn, I was so happy
@TimStone what even is a 85-point turn?
The three-point turn is the formal name in Australia, Canada, New Zealand, and in many regions of the United States, and the informal name in the UK and Ireland for a driving manoeuvre commonly required in the practical part of driving tests. In the UK and Ireland the formal name is turning in the road (using forward and reverse gears). This is because an acceptable so-called "three point turn" may include more than three points. The three-point turn is a method of reversing the direction of a vehicle when the road is too narrow for a U-turn. The basic manoeuvre consists of driving across the road...
But with 82 additional points of changing direction because backing that thing up is an exercise in futility
oh. I thought you meant a 85° turn
disappointingly the only time parking a truck is fun and hilarious and entertaining and interesting is the first one.
It still takes three minutes or four but once you figure it out, it's literally whatevs.
I've got a Far Cry 4 code, $50 Infinite Crisis credit, $50 Strife credit, and $50 War Thunder credit. Anyone interested in a trade for either one of the listed?
15:58
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Q: Ammo for the Mangler (Wasteland 2)

BenlitzI've found a Mangler heavy weapon and I was wondering how does it work? There is no ammo information for this weapon. Is it a single-use weapon? Or does it have infinite ammo?

Can I not upload images from mobile (or ChatSE) c.c. @fredley
@MBraedley I can do it perfectly fine from my browser, but with full desktop mode
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Q: Story and versus mode

TheAceI got injustice ultimate edition the other day on the PSN. The game finished downloading fine. When I booted it up I was met with a message saying that not all the characters and content had finished downloading but I was still able to play single fight mode. After a few fights all the characters...

16:14
@PrivatePansy desktop mode on mobile is the second worst
16:27
Oh whew, I didn't get fined for driving on the wrong side of the road, damn British.
so, what's up with ETS2 being the new cool thing to play? Did we run out of new games?
I mostly just couldn't decide what to play and saw @badp playing it
@TimStone It's a very minor fine anyway.
Well, actually first I thought about playing Far Cry 4 but that was going to take a while to download
(speeding is ~€500)
16:30
@badp I feel like there should have been clearer markings once I got off the train to remind me that I was in a silly land and that I should make coffee.
\o/
Seems like driving on the wrong side of the road is far more dangerous but who am I to question the simulator authorities?
@TimStone A stream I've seen did show a "Drive on left" sign when leaving the ferry.
but it's, like, a street sign, so missing it is trivial.
The dude also drove the entire distance on the overtaking lane.
They should have known I hadn't had coffee. Irresponsible bastards.
I did too, I have no time for slowpokes.
Plus 'Murica
But in Europe.
Huh, it's only 100 euros for driving on the wrong side of the road
16:32
Waiting for the release of Euro Truck Simulator 3: 'Murica
You could just play Just Cause 2 and experience the joys of truckin' in Asia
@PrivatePansy I do guess that they're accounting for the almost inevitable follow-up crash fines and/or damage repair costs
The game even does gears correctly. You can hear the vehicle switch gears as they go up and down slopes
"THE YEAR IS 205X, AND 'MURICA LOST WORLD WAR 3"
"THE EUROPEAN UNION ANNEXES THE MURICAN TERRITORY, BUT THE PEOPLE IS IN TURMOIL"
"ONLY ONE MAN COULD BRING PEACE TO THE LAND"
"BY DELIVERING EXCAVATORS ON A TIMELY, RELIABLE MANNER IN TINY REPLICAS OF ACTUAL CITIES"
"EURO TRUCK SIMULATOR 3: MURICA"
"Buy now on Steam Early Access."
Whatever you're having, I want some of it
16:35
@PrivatePansy People just want food in their grocery stores, know what I'm saying?
@badp If this was done in the manner of Space Run, complete with defense weaponry on trailers, I would totally get that.
@badp shutupandtakemymoney.jpg
@badp @Unionhawk has already preordered
@Frank It's 205X. Safety equipment such as lazer autoturrets have been mandatory for a while now.
@badp I'm throwing money at the screen! But I'm not getting the game!
16:39
It might be because it's Murican money.
What do you think is this, 2002?
I said the year is 205X.
@Frank Throwing money at the screen is a minigame that gets you the game. You must not have reached the cheevo score.
@TimStone I lack self-control, it's true
I also like boats
So
Meh
@Chippies D:
For some reason that left a bigger void in me that any Cyanide and Happiness I've ever seen.
@badp uhh, mission accomplished? or something, idk
I should play some ETS2
and be a very good citizen, unlike some of you
you... you criminals!
16:45
Whoops.
Truck damage: 3%
Goods damage: 1%
It was rated as fragile, too.
"Just...need to take a little nap"
@badp Draw me like one of your French trucks?
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Q: one time i threw a magic boomerang through a nether portal and now when i load the save, it wont load

Catslayer05---- Minecraft Crash Report ---- // Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Time: 06/12/14 9:28 AM Description: Ticking entity java.lang.NullPointerException at net.minecraft.item.ItemStack.func_77972_a(ItemStack.java:357) at nmccoy.legendgear.entities.EntityMagicBoomerang.f...

@badp Bubble wrap has come a long way
I like how the left mirror is still working
16:47
@PrivatePansy It's pure unobtanium, dude.
Usually trouble in this game can be solved by accelerating a lot.
Only 1.2k Euros to re-right a truck with cargo and tow it, that's a pretty good deal
...Too good of a deal
SOCIALISTS
@TimStone too bad it takes me all the way back to where I came from.
Whereas my destination is much much closer.
@PrivatePansy JUST GIVE ME A SECOND I KNOW WHAT I AM DOING
@TimStone Socialized trucking? NOT IN MY COUNTRY!
@badp Needs more simulated emergency vehicles
16:51
I like how, after accepting the towing, I'm now 4 hours behind schedule and the thing is playing upbeat "HURRY UP" music.
For good measure I'll also have to take a nap.
@badp I don't think this game is quite the same as Need for Speed
Yes it is
I'm...kinda skeptical that the bottom of the stairwell is an actual parking spot
@TimStone EVERYBODY MUST STAY IN DOCKS DURING TRAVEL
16:58
*crash* You have reached your destination
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Q: Command Blocks In Minercaft Giving items On Kills

UsainHey Guys all i want to do is like when i kill a player first time, the command block gives me an iron sword on my second kill it gives me a diamond sword on my third kill it gives me and enchanted item and so on, i want this thing as well as a way to reset this along with a start button, now i kn...

plus nap time
welp, let's see how the game handles an urgent delivery late by a mere 3â…ž hours late
Uh oh
I just pulled a play from @badp's book
the good old "drive forward on the oncoming lane for a while to straighten up your trailer"?
ah, the other good old one.
17:03
Apparently I clipped something while overtaking that truck
What's really messed up is that the lady driving that truck is totally trying to do a hit and run.
Dude
"YOU ARE REALLY TIRED"
"YOU ARE REALLY LATE"
"YOU ARE ALMOST OUT OF FUEL"
WHAT IS THIS NANNY STATE
I DO WHAT I GOTTA DO MAN
(150€ offense for not sleeping)
How did they even know?!
@TimStone Good question. I mean, it's a real law that exists, and they enforce it by checking the machine storing speed readings inside your driver wheel and whatnot.
The better question is, why the fuck did I not sleep during the 4 hours long tow back to Zurich
The tow driver was probably really chatty
oh
17:16
@badp Oh, really? I mean, I knew that there's relevant law, just not that they have any way other than observing impaired driving of knowing.
apparently there also was a service center in Milan
I guess I was closer to Zurich still.
@TimStone Yeah, it is a real law that exists.
man
you can't be three hours late on your excavator delivery and civilization is already on the verge of collapse
(the traffic lamps in Milan are blinking yellow)
huh
I expected this to be a complete failure
and instead I just got a 50% penalty.
17:33
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Q: Is Blizzard providing a reward for spending real-money during the Heroes of the Storm Technical Alpha?

ahsteeleDuring the Hearthstone beta Blizzard provided a Golden Gelbin Mekkatorque as a reward for players who spent real-money. Is Blizzard offering a similar reward for players who spend real-money during the Heroes of the Storm Technical Alpha?

18:00
Meanwhile
30 €/km
18:19
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Q: NetHack - what do I do when i'm blind?

CoolGirl32105I'm on NetHack 3.4.3, graphical interface. I am a blind female chaotic wizard. What do I do? I can't put rings on. I also can't see any monsters. How do I play? Please help.

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Q: can i displace a king in mount and blade warband?

tortoiCso, i'm vassal of kingdom of nords, and in pretty good terms with king ragnar (relationship +79) and i just thought is there a way to displace a king, like get rid of him, and me taking his place, because i now have conquered almost whole map, and i own only few castles and city, so i wouldn't li...

18:33
Oh hey, limit on the gps. That's a good change
18:48
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Q: connecting to the internet

user94061this is the first time I have attempted to connect my ps3 to the internet. I do not have a computer at this time. is it possible to go directly from my modem or my router To my ps3. I cannot seem to find an IP address. Does it even have one?

19:00
It's now (finally) official: I'm getting my MSc degree in Engineering of Computer Systems on the 18th.
@badp Congrats!
@Yuuki I'm a little disappointed the clothes are not crocheted
HALP
I missed my exit.
The GPS is not being very helpful.
...so I tried doing a U-turn where there was the opportunity
while carrying explosives around
and got T-boned
by two cars
All that happened is "23% damage to truck, 9% damage to goods, get your truck serviced"
19:19
REALISM REJECTED
It should have just cut to a scene from a local news station detailing the horrific accident that had occurred, including the shutting down of the highway and a tally of the casualties.
19:45
I'll reject your realism
and I'll replace it with my own.
@StrixVaria Looks like a wipe. Poor Kyogre and Groudon.
All those levels, and then the twins activate their trap card.
Kyogre doesn't stand a chance against those tag team electric attacks.
19:59
They sacrifice those two monsters to summon some sorta bullshit dragon with all of the attack points right?
maybe tap that Kyogre into defense mode!
20:11
... am I imagining it, or is that a Yu-Gi-Oh reference?
20:22
@Ktash this is what the refrance
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Q: Persona Q Shadow of The Labyrinth Evil Spirit Club Floor 2

NinjaStrikeThe clue that you find in the Rec room about the east north stuff where do I go with that?

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Q: which is the better follower, Arcade Israel Gannon or Craig Boone?

TheFoxSageWhich follower is better in social ability and combat effectiveness?

Samsung, you've got to be kidding.
I still haven't received a response from their support team, but I did get an email saying "Thanks for contacting us! We've signed you up to receive promotional emails."
I didn't think the situation could get any more fucked, but they found a way.
20:39
@StrixVaria Maybe you'll find the offer that repairs your damaged relationship!
5% OFF A SAMSUNG GALAXY ALPHA
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Q: Problems with playstation plus and save files backup

John DemetriouI recently purchased playstation plus using a prepaid card (a prepaid subscription not a top up one). I entered the code and everything works perfectly. I downloaded this months PSplus games on my device. The problem that I have is I am trying to setup the auto-update and save file backup feature...

21:00
@StrixVaria Wow...just...wow
Unhand Me! For I am the Kraken!
21:28
TREE DAY STATUS: STUCK
If you don't hear from me in 3 hours, send help.
@Unionhawk What form of help should I send?
A bomb squad or a mariachi band?
Or should I just send both, to be safe?
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Q: How do I create a random team chooser for Minecraft?

NathanHow do I create a random team chooser for a Minecraft server? Ex. When you step on a block, you are transported to a random side of the building with a team coordinated armor color.

IT'S OKAY DUDE
WE CAN WAIT
WE CAN WAIT UNTIL THESE ROADWORKS ARE OVER
IN FACT WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND WAIT HERE
Pretty sure there's a signal to control the one lane road right there that's red...
DETAILS
WHO THE FUCK IS ON THIS STREET ANYWAY
21:39
That dude
HE CAN WAIT.
HE'S COOL WITH IT.
Can you wait? Or are you hurry up music again?
GOTTA GET MAD EURO
NO TIME TO WASTE
NO TIME FOR SPEED LIMITS
Have you tried beeping and flashing your high lights?
Ram him!
21:41
No. I'm in France. They don't speak truck.
Do it!
Fun fact: if you flash at oncoming truckers, they'll flash back at you!
I AM CATCHING UP
UP STATUS: CATCHING
UP STATUS: CAUGHT
C'mon man. Don't make me install it.
Do it all the cool kids are doing it
I've got the European ship game I may as well play now
21:44
@Pvt.Grichmann Actually that's car talk for "what the fuck you have blinders on you asshole"
(are high beam lights called blinders? because that's what we call them. because they blind.)
And that's why I don't drive, ladies and gentlemen.
Here's another protip that works in the real world sometimes
I thought it was hello!
21:45
If an oncoming car honks at you a couple times, it might be because there's cops or a speed camera ahead you're likely to anger
Hello other truck! Now you can't see! Isn't that awesome!
@badp usually quick flashes indicate that around here, at night
See, you guys can't even agree what that means.
It still means "heads up you done fucked up"
It might even mean "man you have an obviously flat tire. STOP."
Okay. Okay. Now if I am ever a truck and need to talk to another truck, I know one more phrase.
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Q: Nuclear reactor not receiving power

imulsionMy setup is below (I have two uranium and two coolant cells in the reactor). My nuclear reactor does not appear to be making any power. The nuke is connected to an HV transformer via a heavy duty cable, that is connected to an MV transformer, which is in turn connected to an MFE. The MFE's power...

21:48
Quick flashes from oncoming traffic usually means you have your lights off and should turn them on, from behind it usually means the car behind you is about to pass you...
Technically, in Ohio, honking your horn as you pass is a thing in the law. Nobody does it, and it isn't like an actual rule. But they can't dock you on a driving test if you do.
wat
It's technically a thing
Flashes from oncoming traffic mean there is a cop ahead.
Or "I'm an asshole have bright lights"
21:52
no, that's flashes from traffic behind you
It also means "let me past or I'll keep doing this until you crash off the street"
That too
THAT SURE IS A LOT OF ACID
18,000 KG OF ACID, TO BE PRECISE
I HOPE IT HAS A BETTER FATE THAN THE EXPLOSIVES
TIL that quick high beam flashes can mean literally anything
nah
it can't mean "hello fellow driver let me compliment you on your economy driving skills you must be getting excellent mileage out of that fine car"
@badp why not? How else would you make such a compliment then?
21:57
@Chippies that's flashing from behind as I said.
Keep up, man.
wife got a car with the douche-lights (the xeon, really bright lights) and it's always funny when people think she has high beams on, so they turn their high beams on, then she turns her's on and they go blind and go off the road and we laugh
okay, maybe not the going off the road part
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Q: Can you use Xbox One controller batterie pack in a Xbox 360 Controller

Sweg_Master_71I am looking into buying an Xbox One and i want to know if i can use my Xbox 360's charging dock for the new controllers.

@Chippies boo, xeon lights
I want lasers as my headlights.
@badp they're really nice in the dark, from inside of the car though
not so much for the ones that are in the on-coming lane
22:05
@3ventic Lasers are awesome but they aren't known for their superior light angles
You just add more lasers
@Chippies what helps is that you get a taste of high beams for free every time a car behind you goes over those super-popular speed bumps
(fucking speed bumps)
Speed bumps are dangerous
@badp there's not a lot of speed bumps around here
pretty sure high beam flashes mean you have your high beams on and don't notice
22:07
or lights off and don't notice
Is lights on 100% of the time when driving a thing elsewhere?
you can't turn off your daytime running lights on cars here, I thought
@3ventic I think in most places it depends on season and time of the day
Back from the Air and Space Museum, now I need to figure out where to eat.
@3ventic It's a sane default, but it's not required here.
22:39
@Unionhawk That's awesome
@MBraedley Oh, that air and space museum! Nice
@3ventic It's become more popular with cars that automatically turn off headlights when the engine's turned off.
There should never be an "escalator temporarily out of order" sign. It should just say "escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience, you can still get up there."
@SaintWacko Yeah, it was a fun day. Was a little worried I wouldn't see everything, since I had only seen about a quarter of the museum by the time lunch rolled around, but I ended up going through the air exhibits a little faster than expected.
Today seems to be the day of pyramid scheme pitches.
@Frank Get in at the ground floor!
@MBraedley Or tell them to go to hell and find a different patsy.
@Frank you use very angry words a lot
Okay, really should go eat. Same place as last night, I think.
23:14
@badp Yeah, I saw that earlier, heh. Although in my original case I had gotten off the train, but I imagine there's something similar.
I am so glad I backed this last-minute.
This is going to be a hell of a game for me
omfg every time it just looks more amazing
HI GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TIL that I "have the haircut of a lesbian and I need to lose ten pounds". How's everyone else's day goin'? :p
Lesbians can have cool hair too
Also maybe they just need to gain 10 pounds
Well it's okay, if that's what she is.
I don't even
@spugsley I'm making pizza, then getting ready to go dancing for the evening.
Oh, and I'm performing a Tango later tonight.
23:26
fun :D
I don't odd either. My brain is broken by that comment.
it's okay because I'm "also very pretty". God, what a weird fucking comment lol
it's like half insult half compliment wrapped up in a half hearted motivational speech including the line "Your life starts now!"
@spugsley wtf
lol it's worth checking out. So funny: thoughtcatalog.com/samantha-pugsley/2014/12/… latest comment on this piece
23:30
oh god, I so want to reply but I'm teaching myself not to engage with people like that. Time to go make a cup of tea and not engage :D
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Q: What was the cheering during the grand final of Winter Dreamhack 2014 Starcraft

Tyler DurdenI was watching the Grand Final between Life and ForGG in Dreamhack Winter 2014 and throughout you can here huge cheers from a crowd in the background, but the cheers do not seem to correspond to anything in the game. Were they cheering for some other match during the event?

Alive and unstuck. This is the status report
Wait, where were you stuck?
Would be better if most (all?) of them weren't so obviously fake
23:46
@spugsley They got one thing right at least. You are very pretty. So pretty that even though they have a messed up and limited idea of what it means to be pretty (must have long hair, and have a certain body type, it would seem), they can still recognize your beauty
@ElfSlice Remember kids, only stick things up there if they have a flared base :P
Middle of a field. It rained for like 24 hours, so...
We have a tree finally. No need to send help.
@Ktash <3
Great, I'm a bounty hunter trying to hunt some bounties and an imperial security ship crosses through my line of fire while I'm shooting at a criminal.
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