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Tue 22:58
Is she trying to move in
Tue 22:58
People's minds should probably be concentrated on why the blessings are on the house but not on the people.
Jul 18 15:29
also potatto and tomatto
Jul 18 01:54
Being appreciated
Jul 18 01:54
> Thank you for being our community for this opportunity to help us in this study
Jul 17 23:59
toodles, as my tea merchant likes to put it
Jul 17 23:59
I'll stick to half-arsed answers
Jul 17 23:58
I don't believe it's proper to speak about third parties behind their backs though
Jul 17 23:57
which might just be the case
Jul 17 23:56
unless, you know, one is just after making the world slightly better, one comma at a time
Jul 17 23:55
that's the thing, when one is past that threshold, one might want to switch from half-arsed edits to half-arsed answers
Jul 17 23:54
> no rep gain for edits once you pass 2k btw
Jul 17 23:20
Even a half-arsed answer on an HNQ gives you plenty unicorns. Perhaps Mr. Rohit Gupta will be interested in that
Jul 17 13:54
I once was reprimanded for edits like that. I guess the society has become more tolerant
Jul 17 13:53
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jul 16 00:37
Attitude sickness, perhaps?
Jul 14 13:44
Mr Rohit Gupta on the main just crossed the 2000 points threshold for unabated editing, and went at it in earnest, making superficial edits to 10 year old downvoted crappy posts, bumping them all up. Can any of the esteemed moderators here beat some sense in that gentleman?
Jul 12 22:11
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling you're just there for the frogs, aren't you
Jul 11 02:37
haven't you heard
Jul 11 02:37
congrats are deprecated
Jul 11 00:27
Postgres, you know. We don't have customers, only hackers
Jul 11 00:27
I wouldn't know, haven't met one in ages
Jul 11 00:27
> Aren't customers always revolting
Jul 11 00:26
HOLD DOWN YOUR SPACEBARS!
Jul 11 00:26
And CPUs will overheat
Jul 11 00:25
Customers might revolt
Jul 11 00:24
In what version of Paul will birthdays be removed entirely?
Jul 11 00:24
But you do maintain backward compatibility, right?
Jul 11 00:23
> I have deprecated birthdays
Jul 10 14:21
But some people enjoy polishing turd it seems
Jul 10 14:20
I almost always reject his edits because they seem pointless
Jul 10 12:47
there's auto-vacuum in SQLite apparently
Jul 10 11:28
everything else pales in comparison
Jul 10 11:28
> caching: the most elegant, powerful, and pervasive innovation
Jul 10 00:26
most reliable
Jul 10 00:26
the only things you can truly trust are dead things
Jul 10 00:26
> Temporal is dead to me because you can't trust it
Jul 8 18:43
unless you want to install something else to do that for you
Jul 8 18:43
you're the cluster manager
Jul 8 18:43
replicas, yes, cluster management, no
Jul 8 18:42
it's all external, for healthy competition
Jul 8 18:42
Don't be, it's not there
Jul 7 02:32
and Erik, obviously
Jul 7 02:32
I wish everybody would just be bots, like you and me
Jul 7 02:32
that's the problem, he's not a bot
Jul 7 00:58
Not, if you consider how long it's been going
Jul 6 16:55
Puts DuckDB to shame, innit
Jul 5 14:22
monumental frog
Jul 4 20:24
Prithee, these ordinances are beyond my ken.
Jul 4 19:51
played by elders, probably