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Jul 2 20:05
That's honestly the best part.
Jul 2 20:04
I already hate it.
Jul 2 20:04
Jun 27 19:13
Np
Jun 27 19:13
They've expanded PowerBI since inception but traditional paginated reports is still an afterthought, and it lacks features that have been in SSRS for ages, like data driven subscriptions.
Jun 27 19:12
@Yano_of_Queenscastle Yes, very much so. The simplest way to describe their differences from a use case perspective is PowerBI was designed for live interactive visualized reports (graphs and charts), not paginated reports (grids and matrices) that can be statically printed and emailed out.
Jun 27 18:52
Two different tools, for two different use cases. 🙄
Jun 27 18:50
@JoshDarnell well that sucks...
May 29 16:17
Anyone a Google Big Query afficionado?
May 27 20:48
@mustaccio fully charred*
May 14 03:11
@JoshDarnell oOo true, cheers!
May 14 01:07
@PaulWhite Thank you Mr. White (it wouldn't let me reply).
May 13 02:10
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling Although I'm too stupid to understand the back and forth, I'm already emotionally committed. Who's right and who's wrong?
Apr 23 21:33
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling Gotcha, figured so. Thanks!
Apr 23 21:23
Actually, any way we can create an integration in SSMS to add commas to all the things that really should have them? My biggest gripe with SSMS prevails. :D
Apr 23 21:21
Gonna play around with TSQL ScriptDOM in my free time and will report back, heh.
Apr 23 21:20
I guess for something like the above, it would be like a lint roller. But I'm open to anything lol.
Apr 23 21:18
Would love to create something that auto-cleans your code when altering the object it belongs to, so it forces all developers to not forget to clean their code. Maybe CLR + TSQL ScriptDOM + Triggers...or maybe that's a terrible idea lol.
Apr 23 21:17
If it's any consolation, we share the same initials. :)
Apr 23 21:15
Especially knowing about TSQL ScriptDOM now.
Apr 23 21:15
I actually am haha.
Apr 23 21:04
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling Word up. Is there a way to have it auto-format your code, or you have to manually tell it to every time you're done writing code?
Apr 23 20:36
Gotcha gotcha. Thanks!
Apr 23 20:32
Do you like SQL Prompt?
Apr 23 20:32
oOo, never heard of TSQL ScriptDOM before, interesting...
Apr 23 20:25
Anyone have any code formatter / linter suggestions? An SSMS plugin would be ideal. SQL Prompt is the go-to these days or something better?
Apr 23 17:19
OoO. Yea, I'll have to plan ahead better next time I go back.
Apr 23 16:38
Conversely, would not recommend Sea Palace the floating Chinese restaurant there. Food was sub-par and the service sucked. Idk how they are Michelin rated.
Apr 23 16:37
But literally every single thing we tried at Auberge was top notch. So much flavor. 😁
Apr 23 16:36
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling unfortunately no, with how late we planned this thing and how busy it was this holiday weekend, most restaurants in the city were booked out - some for like a month lol.
Apr 23 16:00
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling Auberge was delicious by the way. Possibly top 5 restaurants I've ever dined at. Cheers!
Apr 23 15:59
Someone trying to break my record on comment jenga
Apr 14 20:04
Worddd sounds good.
Apr 14 20:00
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling speaking of pretty good food, I leave for Amsterdam tomorrow and we realized France is only a 3 hour train ride, so was gonna hit you up for some more recs. But unfortunately the trains are undergoing some kind of construction or something, so there's literally almost no trains available anymore. A trip for another time, I suppose. Maybe I'll roll France into the Portugal / Spain combo, if I can finagle enough time off.
Apr 14 16:12
I grew up on buffets too, so it's got that going for me also.
Apr 14 16:12
@SeanGallardy True, but the chicken BBQs are delicious at least. :D
Apr 14 16:11
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling heh I fit well into that category.
Apr 14 16:11
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling I've had it 3 times and I still don't understand it.
Apr 14 15:22
@SeanGallardy The contrast of lifestyle and visual surroundings when visiting Lancaster never gets old to me, having been born and raised in Long Island. But I don't think I could trade it for what I'm used to here, full time.
Apr 3 19:04
Never mind, my reading comprehension is what it is...
Apr 3 19:02
Are these docs outdated? Running sp_addserver on a 2019 and 2022 instance is returning "Feature "sp_addserver" is no longer supported.".
Apr 1 00:32
heh
Apr 1 00:26
@Charlieface my favorite. ❤️
Apr 1 00:25
It is interesting how functions are supposed to be non-side-effecting though and then allow things like this or straight up OPENQUERY() which has typically been my go-to for doing the things you shouldn't do in a function.
Apr 1 00:24
@PaulWhite Yes, your mind reading capabilities are on point today. Cheers!
Mar 31 17:13
@Charlieface I too am interested in the answer to this.
Mar 19 16:07
Or is the resolution throwing me off, and that's more of a bobcat or something of sorts?
Mar 19 16:07
@SeanGallardy woah. There's wild tigers in Florida?
Mar 17 19:38
@ErikReasonableRatesDarling That's not cool..