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Feb 5, 2021 20:07
@Old_Lamplighter Thanks, I'll go ahead and throw it up on the site with your edits.
Feb 5, 2021 16:54
Ok, I'll post in meta. if it's ok, I'll copy to main. thanks
Feb 5, 2021 16:46
I have a question for the experts here. I want to post a question to the main workplace stack, but I don't know if it would be too subjective to ask for keep-in-touch template ideas for emailing employers. thoughts?
 

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May 11, 2017 17:11
A is for my last name as I was tired of getting notifications for every "Tom" on the se sites I frequent
May 11, 2017 16:15
i know. I'll go ahead and fix that issue, and look at the Change Data Capture if it doesn't help. That feels a lot better than my idea of snapshotting the table every 15 minutes and using an outer join to compare tables
May 11, 2017 16:10
and there's probably more, but I haven't had the need to go through some areas of the db
May 11, 2017 16:10
the other crazy thing about this is that I can detect 4 distinct styles of design in this one database :(
May 11, 2017 16:06
and also, I'm not a regular dba, just a solo developer who gets dba duties from time to time
May 11, 2017 16:05
nope, looks like I missed that. However, normally it would only insert or delete one at a time, so I understand how I didn't catch that part.
May 11, 2017 16:01
after delete caused it to crash. after insert worked
May 11, 2017 15:59
meanwhile, the after insert trigger worked fine...
May 11, 2017 15:58
i was surprised myself. I created the trigger as an after delete trigger, and thought it should be ok, as I'm just using it to add an entry to an audit table. We know the software is rather weird, so I can't say it was a complete surprise, but it is annoying
May 11, 2017 15:52
can't. i don't have access to the source code
May 11, 2017 15:49
Does anyone have any ideas on how I can create a trigger without creating a trigger? I need to be able to detect deletes in a SQL Server database, but a trigger on the table causes the application running on the db to crash.
 
Nov 29, 2016 18:45
Most people have no idea how much is actually known about them and available to anyone who wants to pay for it
Nov 18, 2016 22:08
I don't know any rednecks. are you one?
Nov 18, 2016 18:51
maybe, but it's good pr, and a good reminder that the cops are around to help people
Nov 18, 2016 18:50
but, on a cheerier note, there's some cool cops in texas giving away turkeys to people they have to pull over for minor traffic violations
Nov 18, 2016 18:41
probably not. i see enough of my family already. but at least it's not painful, just a little creepy from the lack of her presence.
Nov 18, 2016 18:28
nope. got to go help clean out grandma's apartment
Nov 18, 2016 18:27
ready for the weekend, and for it to be over
Nov 18, 2016 18:25
how goes?
Nov 18, 2016 18:08
yo ho all
Tom
Nov 10, 2016 22:36
nah, he wanted to have it to do some work on the road. although i'll admit, i didn't think about giving him a linux flash drive to work with in place of Windows
Tom
Nov 10, 2016 21:15
what fun. i've just been asked to break into someone's computer as they can't remember their own password
Tom
Nov 7, 2016 23:19
too quiet around here
Tom
Nov 3, 2016 22:32
see ya
Tom
Nov 3, 2016 22:28
yes, i know. i'm just tired
Tom
Nov 3, 2016 22:27
hmm... univac... one hoover to rule them all?
Tom
Nov 3, 2016 22:18
Ok, I'm back after a break, and understand it now :)
Tom
Nov 3, 2016 21:41
is it a bad thing that I have no idea what you're talking about?
Tom
Nov 3, 2016 17:31
With all the promotion of Edge MS is doing, I can't help but wonder if they're panicking over the market share numbers and not thinking clearly: computerworld.com/article/3137373/web-browsers/…
Tom
Nov 3, 2016 17:26
butter up anything and it'll move fast and slick. doesn't mean its any good though.
Tom
Nov 2, 2016 23:16
what most people don't know is that you can negotiate with hospitals, demand detailed bills, and if they refuse to cooperate then they can get in plenty of trouble. Many times they'll add on extra garbage that doesn't apply or was never used, and need to be held accountable
Tom
Nov 2, 2016 22:24
I'd answer that, but it'd be a fairly long rant, taking up several pages of 8 point type
Tom
Nov 2, 2016 22:20
seemed about as reasonable as possible to me
Tom
Nov 2, 2016 22:19
finances have a lot of emotion attached to them, especially where they shouldn't. I can't say I'm surprised at the question or answers
Tom
Nov 2, 2016 20:51
well, at least the front page is getting interesting again this afternoon
Tom
Nov 2, 2016 20:07
nope, and in january, i get to take even more if I want to as I just hit my 1 year anniversary at the school I work at.
Tom
Nov 2, 2016 20:05
yeah, but at least the assembly, java, and other extras I took helped me understand development better
Tom
Nov 2, 2016 20:01
I did 4 years at community college (took all the extras I could), but had to re-do from my sophomore year on at the 4 year college as the curriculums didn't align.
Tom
Nov 2, 2016 19:55
I never had that problem after the first term of my sophmore year, as that term was a weed-out term
Tom
Nov 2, 2016 19:49
Either way, it sounds like the career counseling job needs to be re-thought and overhauled
Tom
Nov 2, 2016 18:53
I honestly don't know, but am making an "intelligent" guess for what it's worth, so maybe I shouldn't be talking. At my school, we were pushed to be the best we could, within our limits, and many times, we saw our limits were higher than we thought
Tom
Nov 2, 2016 18:44
seems to me that as "counselors" their job is to keep the emotional level up more than directing kids to a good future...
Tom
Oct 27, 2016 16:28
the code is working, i just have a small addition request, and I'm not sure if I can deny it without talking to the boss who's at educon
Tom
Oct 27, 2016 16:28
i wish
Tom
Oct 27, 2016 16:27
though i think i may be going a bit nuts today from having to look at some really weirdly designed code that is starting to resemble the necronomicon
Tom
Oct 27, 2016 16:26
nah, i like to work in the system and question all the logic, not push my luck
Tom
Oct 27, 2016 16:25
no, but i can try my best to hunt them down, can't i?