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12:00 AM
I'll evaluate you.
 
I was just about to watch TV and eat pizza bites...
 
Mmm. Pizza bites.
 
But that does sound like it could be fun...
takes pull off bottle
"Hey there, pizza bites! Oops, I'm not wearing any pants! Well, that's OK. Come on in anyway."
 
O_O
Sorry, dishes.
 
A duck walks into a bar and is quickly shooed away because it is unsanitary to have a duck in a bar.
What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.
Hmm.
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Welp. TV time.
Bai!
 
12:17 AM
Happy TV time!
May your pizza bites be tasty.
 
12:35 AM
Hello!
 
12:46 AM
> In the past fifteen years, sentences for possession or distribution of child pornography—a federal crime, since images cross state lines—have increased in length by more than five hundred per cent. The average sentence is now a hundred and nineteen months, which is about the same as the average punishment for a physical sex crime.
 
1:08 AM
Maximum sentence here is 48 months.
For having a picture on one's hard drive that isn't even of a real child, but some computer animation?
Isn't that a bit heavy handed, especially compared to violent crimes?
> Melissa Hamilton, a law professor at the University of Houston Law Center, told me that lawmakers have treated pornography possession as if it were an “inchoate crime.” She said, “It has become a kind of proxy—a way to incapacitate men who we fear have already molested someone, or will in the future.”
> According to the largest study of released prisoners, conducted by the Bureau of Justice, the re-arrest rate for sex offenders is lower than that for perpetrators of any violent crime except murder.
 
 
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6:07 AM
Do you think Ozzy Osbourne is the original of every goths in the world and he alienated those people to become like him?
 
6:21 AM
I am wondering what is so important about being G20 or G8 country. When I was in Korea G20 submit was the most annoying day in my life. They have closed a traffic road so I could not go to movies or arcade for over 3 hours. It was so annoying
 
 
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9:32 AM
@Cerberus Hello!
 
 
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10:44 AM
I can't think of a "dangling participle" sentence that would make me take it literally.
 
Taking words literally is, in my opinion, the biggest problem for English learners.
 
I imagine it's the same for a non-native of any language
 
I agree.
Would "figurative" be the opposite of "literal"?
 
possibly
According thesaurus.com literal is an antonym of figurative, and vice versa
"According to", I should say
 
11:06 AM
According to Wikipedia: In tests, figurative language was found to be comprehended at the same speed as literal language; and so premise that the recipient was first attempting to process a literal meaning and discarding it before attempting to process a figurative meaning appears to be a false premise.
 
makes sense. the mind is an analogical beast. "Analogy is the transport mechanism of thought" to somewhat misquote Hofstadter
 
So literal and figurative language should be learned together?
 
that's how it works for native speakers, but it's difficult for non-natives, because their culture will have different facets that inform the figurative use of language in their own native tongue. Ideally, yes.
 
The dictionary would provide the literal meaning, while the context supports the figurative meaning, correct?
 
A dictionary can also offer figurative meanings, although often they don't. One would hope context would make plain a figurative meaning, but sometimes idiomatic usage even make the richest context opaque.
horses for courses and all that.
anyway, lunch!
bbl
 
11:18 AM
later
thanks for responding
 
 
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1:17 PM
Shhhhh.
 
1:46 PM
YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND
 
silence
 
i ain't sayin nuthin
 
2:19 PM
__________
 
2:47 PM
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I love data formats
 
2:59 PM
I love the StackOverflowException that my third party component throws
 
what do you think the reason is? recursion? too many objects?
 
It starts recursing for some reason when I listen to OnMouseMove, it only happens when outside the control though
not been stuck long with it
 
how odd.
today's fatal bug involves pushing the <kbd>home</kbd> key when the chart is empty
 
3:11 PM
rebooting here, something is stranger than it should be
 
@KitFox's not here, so it can't be her...
 
3:32 PM
went home
 
4:00 PM
Greetings!
 
 
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7:53 PM
tiptoes
 
pretends to be asleep
 
why so silent all day?
 
doesn't know
 
@JohanLarsson Shhhhh.
 
wonders why Ed is making a sound
wondering doesn't make a sound, does it?
 
8:01 PM
toggling CAPS LOCK ON and off...
 
hears a clickety-click sound
 
I have some kind of gaming keyboard that actually clicks a lot, it is mostly annoying I think.
 
Does it work well?
 
for a while it wrote double h's 30% of the time
 
That is unworkable.
 
8:08 PM
A theory is that eating knäckebröd might have broken it, it could not handle all tremas
@Cerberus not very impressive for a keyboard no, it was bundled with a cpu I bought.
 
@JohanLarsson Eating it, or typing it?
By the way, is knäckebröd related to a word similar to knacken that means "to break, snap"?
 
yes, the knäcke part snapbread
 
OK.
Knakken in Dutch.
Does Swedish have many -ck- combinations?
Is there a rule?
 
ck is very common
 
We used to have -ck- in older Dutch, as a spelling variant of -k- or -kk-, but I don't know the rules. In modern Dutch, however, it is gone.
 
8:13 PM
In Finland they do kk, dunno why we do ck when we mean kk
 
OK.
German also has ck.
 
what is the rule in German?
 
I have no idea.
I don't think they use kk.
Dutch 1 nek, 2 nekken. English: 1 neck, 2 necks.
German?
I think 1 Nacken, 2 Nacken, or something?
 
I think we have only one kk word in Swedish Jokkmokk, it probably comes from Finnish
kk in itself is a well known acronym also
 
It looks Finnish.
I think /k/ after a vowel is normally -ck in most Germanic languages, but Dutch changed it into k (normal) and kk (in [short vowel - /k/ - any vowel]).
 
Ahh is that it.
Funny shoes that man used to have, then.
 
Hi.
 
Hee.
 
I'm trying to get my head around OLAP cubes before I go to a meeting tomorrow.
Sounds like fun, doesn't it?
 
8:31 PM
Oh OLAP cubes, I heard about that at school. The funny thing is I've never actually see such a database in practice :)
 
Olap!
I'm going to use "olap" instead of "yes" today. Olap, indeed.
 
Yeah, same thing here. I know how they work in practice, but I haven't built one successfully yet.
 
You have whole night to try it then :o)
 
Well, I have tried in the past, but then we had so many other things to do that we had to back way up and start at the beginning and now we're back to here, and someone else is supposed to be doing it, but I want to make sure I understand what is going on.
 
I see.
 
8:39 PM
Hola.
!!Y U no want to play hangman?
 
@KitFox are they like pivot tables in Excel?
 
Methuselah is a -year-old For many years it was the world's oldest known living non-clonal organism, until superseded by the discovery of another bristlecone pine in the same area with an age of years (germination in 3051 BC). The tree is named after Methuselah, a Biblical figure having the longest mentioned lifespan in the Bible of 969 years. Geography The tree grows at above sea level in the "Methuselah Grove" in the Ancient Bristlecone Pine Forest within the Inyo National Forest. Methuselah's exact location is undisclosed to protect it from vandalism. Status as oldest known tr...
 
@Cerberus this is claimed to be the worlds oldest tree, 9500 years. Dunno if true.
 
@JohanLarsson Oh, that's Tjikko, isn't it?
But his stem is only a few hundred years old, I read.
But his roots are older.
 
yeah Tjikko, googled it, how did you know? And kk words++
I have been walking a lot in the area where Tjikko lives
 
8:58 PM
Yay! It all comes together.
Have you seen his stem?
I was reading about the oldest trees, and I came across Tjikko as an example of the oldest tree according to some definition. There are several.
> A. fragillimus may have been the longest known vertebrate at 40 to 60 metres (130 to 200 ft) in length, and may have had a mass of up to 122 tonnes (135 short tons)
 
@JohanLarsson Kind of. On steriods.
 
> Blue whales are difficult to weigh because of their size.
You don't say.
Blue whales are up to 33 m long and weigh 190 tons.
 
Should probably be relatively easy and accurate to estimate the weight of a whale by measuring it
 
But what if it is filled with helium?
 
that would be unexpected, hard to not float then
A density of 1000 kg/m3 is probably a decent guess
 
9:20 PM
I tried to look up the actual number before I realized all the results about whale density were actually papers about whale population density. I was initially excited and surprised to think so many people were trying to figure out how dense whales are
 
:D, maybe I misused the word. I do that a lot
 
falls asleep on keyboard
This coffee is not combating my antihistamine well enough.
 
Spot the error.
 
I need to just sleep until whatever pollen is out there goes away.
@RegDwighт bes quiet 'cause she already saw someone complain about it today
@JohanLarsson I don't think so. See: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orders_of_magnitude_%28density%29 - you're only a little more dense than your estimate :P
 
the only thing I can think of is a fully grown person playing with Lego, not an error
 
9:33 PM
I don't know that I would have caught it if I hadn't seen it pointed out. It doesn't stand out to me, unlike a lot of errors, or words like vacuum or embarrass that look wrong to me no matter what.
 
Most things I write look and feel wrong but I just press enter.
 
I've been exhausted and off my game lately though. Normally I just unconsciously catch typos but yesterday I was hand-painting some stuff and I almost copied out "daugters" from the post-it I was given. It really was a near miss.
 
@RegDwighт It's always the long words.
 
Fail.
 
what is?
 
German has so many awesomely cruel words, but he uses the most retarded examples instead.
Gänseblümchen is way, way cuter nicer funnier carressinger and all than STOKROTKA.
Who the f calls anything STOKROTKA?
 
yeah that is true, I laugh at the pics though
And he goes CAPS when yelling it
 
Oh I can laugh at some of them as well. Just saying you could flip the examples around, and it would still be exactly as funny.
And of course he's got quite a few completely wrong. Mistyped, mistranslated, or plain invented.
 
9:58 PM
STOKROTKA probably sounds like teeth breaking from abrasive wear
 
Which is also its primary meaning.
The daisy looks like teeth breaking off in all directions, hence the name.
 
when you say it :D
 
Ha. Now that's a typically German error. @Cerberus
I didn't realize it was the same in Swedish.
 
what is/was?
 
@RegDwighт If you say so?
@JohanLarsson Good luck!!
 
10:14 PM
ok so now I have to do it, not tonight though.
 
Weigh the whale?
 
@JohanLarsson you used "when" to mean "if". Germans do that because their word for "if" is "wenn". I thought the Swedish word was something like "om", but maybe I'm mistaken.
But I must be off for today.
Night all.
 
@RegDwighт In Swedish I think 'om du säger det' (if) or 'när du säger det' (when) would be ok
 
> Question: is an individual bacterium visible to the naked eye?
 
Guess: no
 
10:24 PM
Anser: some bacteria are up to 0.75 mm large, like Thiomargarita namibiensis.
 
How small things can we see? I think 1µm is np given high contrast and ideal distance
 
@JohanLarsson If the object is infinitely bright, we can always see it, I should think.
We can also see meteors from very far away that are quite small.
 
ok true but infinitely bright is kind of an edge case
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Then what brightness do you propose for the object, and what for the background? And is it moving?
And what distance?
And does the person have to have normal eyes, or can he be myopic?
 
Hmm, how about a dark particle on white background? Standard dirt scenario.
getting sleepy here, continue tomorrow
god natt kompis
 
10:38 PM
We can't see anything infinitely bright. Anything infinitely bright will burn you to a cinder before you register its presence in your brain.
 
11:06 PM
@JohanLarsson That will be far more difficult to see.
@MετάEd Not at an infinite distance.
 

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