No name calling

@MichaelGreinecker Yeah.

@Jordan I'm not sure this is the best place to dscuss how much math sucks for you. Some of us kinda like it.

One of those people there was a neurosurgeon, and he was quite a good debater, so I asked him if he also cut them open, those PhD candidates.

@MichaelGreinecker Just came here for help

@Jordan You are just not good enough. Were you the one I recommended to go and flip burgers some months ago?

then ask "nicely"

@JonasTeuwen Yeah I remember you, you look like a fucking clown

Not really no.

I would actually hope so

Alright, so how is the burger business?

@Jordan Don't throw the knives at person you want help from.

STOP STOP

@JayeshBadwaik He only talks shit to me, I don't want help from him

@Jordan How old are you?

relax

26

Really? Good that I am so near-sighted then.

Yeah but I hope your sense of smell is weak

because she probably isn't able to reach down too low to wash

You remind of this: faculty.cua.edu/pennington/churchhistory220/Lecture13/…

You should have changed your insults like ten years ago.

My sense of smell is well-developed as I am a wine and whisky taster.

But then you also learn to appreciate odd smells, so perhaps!

this is actualyl funny

grabs popcorn

@Faust7 actualyutyeruibanana funny!

@MichaelGreinecker It is precisely the type of jokes I hear the kiddos at McDonalds make.

don't make fun of kids that work at mcdonalds they will spit in your food O.o

@Jordan Even for help from others, stop insulting stuff they like.

Why would we provide you maths help for free by the way? If someone comes to you and asks you: a free hamburger please. Do you give him one?

What if he was starving?

Perhaps the girls that would find me attractive are unattractive, it is still better than feeble minded chickies.

@skullpatrol No, that's not very American of you.

wemon arent like that

If he is starving, he was just not good enough.

Like what?

they are odd creatures, mens looks are very unimportant to them

@JonasTeuwen a skeleton choking on a crust of bread...

@Faust7 Sure.

What?

King of Pain

a butterfly trapped in a spider's web...

The problem with women is that too often, they are a bit boring. For the rest, no biggie.

@MichaelGreinecker when i came to that realization i never really got it, but im sure glad i figured it out =)

@Faust7 I'm not sure it is actually true. They tend to be less superficial though.

Confidence is by the most important item with wemon

wether they say it is or not

its really all you need.

no you trade the confidence for that =)

It's weird when you're considered inteligent. Inteligence seems to mean that you are unable to make sex for some reasons: 1 - Your behavior may be repulsive; 2 - You waste your time trying to get more inteligent therefore you don't have a life (?!). What always got me a little depressed is that having sex with someone is actually way easier than learning mathematics and those guys always seem to imply that having sex is hard...

picking up wemon is a skill it needs to learned and trained like everything else

Things that make you say Hmm...

I guess they fail to perceive that $\text{Number of People having sex}>\text{Number of People studying for math majors}$...

lol

@MichaelGreinecker That's looking for the content they lack.

people are still having sex

If people fail to perceive that obvious detail, math is not really for them. :P

Where has Jason gone to?

@Gustavo Math is not really for men either.

@JonasTeuwen Burguers?

That poor little tosser.

i remember my first year of uni, i woudl wander around the campus at night in the sea of people and just ask every average or above looking girl i came across to have sex with me

i got slapped alot but i never went home alone...

How often did it work?

Aha.

So what did you gain from that?

@Faust7 Sometimes you went home with a drunk male friend.

Erotic.

If it would be that easy I'd lose interest immediately. It's like a very cheap prostitute.

a d and a couple of F's that semester

lol Jonas. xD

but eventually it taught me to be more refined and not afraid to say whatever i wanted

@Faust7 Next time, try saying you like scat.

eventually i just got to he point of not careing there are so many good looking single wemon out there if shes not going to say yes anthor will

If they don't know what is it, explain in details.

and oddly that mentality makes wemon more intrested ....

Hi @JohnWordsworth how are you?

shrugs i havent done it a long long time, my gf would shoot me if i did that =)

@skullpatrol Hi there. Ok thanks - just getting ready for a break inPoland

All women turn into a witch if you wait long enough.

@Faust7 I have difficulty understanding what you write.

I think this must have been what Schopenhauer talked about.

@GustavoBandeira Single-handed typing. Maybe he needs to try Dvorak.

:D

just a hunch though. =)

@Faust7 Yes. But if you prove her that it's not random, there's no problem!

Show her the patterns.

rofl

or vice versa?

For example: "I just ask for bald girls to have sex with me".

ok, ok its Rum time

At night the only one on campus is usually me, some weird ass physicists and security guards.

If you'd do that here, they would kick you ass.

yeah i live in canada

I'd expect them to shoot you there.

and there 2.2 girls to every guy on campus

nah were pretty chill man

Are you in the sociology department?

0.2 of a girl?

no stay away form them bit**'s there all nutz

I think we have like 1:3. That's perfect.

@Faust7 There are 2 girls and one midget. The 0.2 is the midget. Bridget the Midget.

its funny 2.2 as many girls register for class's at my university but twice as many men graduate then wemon every year

I would have hanged myself if I had to be in a place where it is is 2.2:1.

hoiw the crap does that work?

You tell us.

Are you done yet? Typing with two hands is easier.

i dunno i didnt knock that man up....

many*

enquiring minds want to know

How do I chose to be gay? Is there a course to be gay? I know there are workshops in the US to become a heterophile, so the other way around should be possible as well. It is so much easier.

Thanks for sharing

@JonasTeuwen How to be gay in 10 easy steps, I've find it on google.

Then I will be able to drink the shit @PeterTamaroff can hold in.

@GustavoBandeira Living in this country makes me about insensitive to all of those.

what country u live in

NL.

netherlands?

Yes.

Gonna take a nap.

Cya.

never been it nice there?

Bye.

It is nice where I am, yes.

only ever done a tour of the eastern block of europe

That's about the same.

i duno man really? i almost died in the ukrane?

If you've seen one of those, you've seen the whole of Europe.

Did you drink some of the biting water?

can't imagine all the countrys are that poor

god know

no*

i only drank beer

Well that was an entertaining conversation to observe

you firuge out you math problem yet?

my math problem is that I am not good at math, so no I haven't fixed that yet

hmm jion the club

rhum helps

you can't admit that you aren't good at math in here

or Jonas gets sexually excited about it

If Jonas ever percieves that he is better at something than someone he gets aroused

Cool.

why don't u stop the hate ?

Why doesn't he?

its not going to help you so why bother

I didn't say anything to provoke him and he insults me

I would have priapism.

then ignore him like a grown up

Certainly with you in the neighborhood.

Because I hate people like him, I would rather make fun of him and let him realize how pathetic he is

Alright, give it a shot.

I did not realise yet.

bang

I know

do you?

Go on.

you just make fun of people online because you can't in real life

Why can't I?

ORLY?

you look funny, you are small and weak and you are probably too scared to look people in the eyes

so you do it online

This isn't going anywhere constructive, please just stop it right now

I am like 2 meters.

@MadScientist It is a chat, it is not meant to be constructive.

And >100kg.

Insulting other users is still not acceptable

Even in this country, that is not 'small'.

@MadScientist Where do you see an insult?

@MadScientist Rarely if ever expressible as a ratio of integers.

@Jordan So nope. That is incorrect.

you probably had no friends growing up because you dress funny and acted weird so you got picked on a lot

That is true.

me too

But that is very false now.

not me :(

The same thing holds for many CEOs of big computer companies, so I wonder if that must be a bad thing.

@Jordan who said he can't?

He guesses everything wrong...

@Charlie take it away Charlie

@skullpatrol comonn dude1

you probably study math so you can feel better than people, or at the least that is certainly how you use it now

There must be an underlying principle beneath this maths confusions and wrong guesses.

No, I study it because I love it.

I saw your facebook pictures

I certainly do not use it that way.

you most definitely do

Very good.

@Faust7 Come on

Okay.

how else would you account for all the trash talk

@skullpatrol ok

I don't know. But certainly not that.

a person that looks and dresses like that doesn't have much room to trash talk outside of the internet

that is how I make sense of it

It is called $\Huge\text{SMACK TALK}$

lol wth charlie?

@Jordan do you want a smack down?

On the contrary, I give presentations and talks for rather large groups of people.

@Faust7 what?

I always try to make jokes about a minority group.

im so confused.

me too

more rum then?

@skullpatrol I just think Jonas is pathetic, the worst kind of bully. One that has to do it behind a keyboard because he is too haggard and sloppy looking to do it in real life

i got some nice stuff on the rocks or you can have it in coke?

@Jordan So, why care?

@skullpatrol Why care about anything? I come here for help not to be shit talked to, that is offensive when he does that.

@Jordan Is it that important to you?

Sparticus book is pretty good guys

yeah

I just asked if you were the same guy.

5th chapeter is where it gets intresting at

@Faust7 chapter

interesting

GN^

@JonasTeuwen No you didn't

Really? What else?

@Charlie i AM DRUNK no spell right till tomorrow ok?

Before you started to point at me.

Be "nice"

I said nothing to you at all

@Faust7 or later, no?

Nicer please..

and that is what you said

Yes. What is false about that?

Other than say, the naked truth.

@Charlie i have no idea what your talking about

It is just the kind of person you are, you have to feel superior to people

@Faust7 I know

you can't stop talking to me because you have to prove yourself

@Jordan There was a high school math teacher who attached an application to McDonalds to failed tests :D

I was unaware. Thanks.

@Jordan No, I'm just bored.

And you are mildly entertaining.

@skullpatrol didnt he get in trouble for that?

There you go, I can also give compliments.

@Faust7 Dunno

but it was mildly funny

@Jordan See? he's not so bad

I am sure you would be entertaining to see in public

@skullpatrol I dont see what you mean

Yes, lots of people usually show up as they seem to think it is entertaining.

@Jordan He said "Thanks"

@JonasTeuwen I can see why. Does your forehead travel with the circus?

@Jordan Btw did you have another math question to ask?

No, the entertaining bit is as the chairman of the PhD association.

@skullpatrol I have question all day, learning 15 years of math

good luck

@JonasTeuwen Is that like the student senate? Sounds like it

No.

@skull hey Skull!

@JonasTeuwen It is the student senate?

How much pussy does being on this association let you crush?

I bet that number is around zero

We publish a book and several magazines, organize a wide range of (mostly social, but also professional) activities.

It's a university, not a brothel.

sounds like a student senate

except you get to crush pussy on a student senate

Interesting.

Why would I want that?

When would I do that?

Make juice with it

@Charlie 9.0

@skullpatrol oh

We have full legal jurisdiction (by senate), I doubt that holds for a student senate.

I mean, it is actually too busy to consider 'crush pussy'.

So, um, nope. You've got that wrong too.