English Language & Usage: Multi-Layered Discourse Room

Mahnax

19:00

Thought so.

KitFox

@SOChatBot !!bitch

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

!! /give Kit a kiss

SO ChatBot

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Y U NO MAEK SENSE!? Could not understand give Kit a kiss (perhaps you meant to execute a command? If so, prepend the command name with a /)

KitFox

!!give cornbread a lick

SO ChatBot

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Command give does not exist. Did you mean: live

@KitFox Mmmm! cornbread tastes just like raisin

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

19:03

waggles eyebrows

KitFox

I just want to wallow in this fantasy a little longer.

@Matt Was I talking to you about the microscope I used to work on?

Turns out is was a Neurolucida.

!!should I eat cornbread or beans?

SO ChatBot

@KitFox You should eat cornbread

KitFox

!!thanks

SO ChatBot

@KitFox You kiss-ass

KitFox

!!bitch

SO ChatBot

19:09

@KitFox What's there to bitch about, as long as I have you...

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

^_^

KitFox

19:24

@Matt taco pants

David Wallace

What on earth have I walked in on?

KitFox

We were playing with @Zirak's chatbot.

David Wallace

I think it's a person pretending to be a machine

Amaan Cheval

@DavidWallace It isn't

!!/help

SO ChatBot

@AmaanCheval github.com/Zirak/SO-ChatBot/wiki/Interacting-with-the-bot

Amaan Cheval

19:29

You can run the bot yourself

David Wallace

@KitFox It looked more like you were playing with Cornbread.

Amaan Cheval

But please change the invocation pattern if you do

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

@DavidWallace are you going to see TMBG?

David Wallace

TMBG?

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

they might be giants

They are coming to your piece of dirt.

David Wallace

19:30

My team leader sends emails in 3-letter and 4-letter abbreviations. I spend half my time in Urban Dictionary trying to work out what he's talking about.

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

:S

RegDwighт

Teenage Mutant Buddha Giants.

David Wallace

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Patch of dirt? Pfft.

@RegDwighт Now that sounds more interesting.

KitFox

@DavidWallace Maybe. So?

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

To your beautiful, lush land.

David Wallace

19:31

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 I will go if you come with me.

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

!

I already have a ticket for here.

David Wallace

So that's a no then? :-(

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

:(

That's a lot of airfare.

RegDwighт

Split a taxi, then the ticket.

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

!! /urban troll

SO ChatBot

19:32

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 troll One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a [newsgroup] or [message board] with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument

KitFox

!!should I stay or should I go?

SO ChatBot

@KitFox You should stay

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

double.

Amaan Cheval

!!Do you like being in this room?

RegDwighт

!!should I go or should I stay?

SO ChatBot

19:33

@AmaanCheval Of course!

KitFox

I'm all in a tither.

SO ChatBot

@RegDwighт You should stay

David Wallace

!!extract Kit from tither

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

Let's play titherball.

SO ChatBot

@DavidWallace Y U NO MAEK SENSE!? Could not understand extract Kit from tither

KitFox

19:34

!!Am I crazy for feeling this way?

SO ChatBot

@KitFox Probably

RegDwighт

!!gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight

SO ChatBot

@RegDwighт Y U NO MAEK SENSE!? Could not understand gimme gimme gimme a man after midnight

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

. . . she was up to two mennonite.

KitFox

!!Do you think I'm sexy?

SO ChatBot

19:34

@KitFox Definitely

KitFox

Sweet.

David Wallace

!!Do you think I am?

SO ChatBot

@DavidWallace Absolutely not

Amaan Cheval

:D

RegDwighт

!!how much is the fish?

SO ChatBot

19:35

@RegDwighт Nope

Amaan Cheval

I doubt it can answer those

KitFox

ChatBot knows which side its bread is buttered on.

Amaan Cheval

Yeah, it can't

badp

@SOChatBot because this is the incomprehensible room, gobble gobble gobble.

David Wallace

Hmm, that answer was a little bit too quick for my liking!

KitFox

19:35

!! /google price of fish

SO ChatBot

@KitFox * What's that got to do with the...? - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ; The Price of Fish: A New Approach to Wicked Economics and Better ... ; Market Price of Fish and Seafood worldwide - Sea-Ex

KitFox

!!thanks

SO ChatBot

@KitFox You kiss-ass

RegDwighт

!!you are so beautiful to me, can't you see?

SO ChatBot

@RegDwighт I'm not so sure anymore. It can go either way

David Wallace

19:36

OK, definitely a bot.

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

!!you really got a hold on me?

SO ChatBot

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Y U NO MAEK SENSE!? Could not understand you really got a hold on me

KitFox

!!/youtube talking kitteh

David Wallace

!!Why do you think Kit is sexy and not me?

SO ChatBot

@DavidWallace No way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wpv01Yo1igA&feature=youtube_gdata

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Y U NO MAEK SENSE!? Could not understand you really got a hold on me?

Johan Larsson

19:36

ok ELU is now officially in self-trolling mode :D

RegDwighт

!!why does it always rain on me? Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?

SO ChatBot

@RegDwighт Absolutely not

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

!! will Robusto ever be a mod?

SO ChatBot

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Impossible

David Wallace

!!How do you choose between Absolutely not and Y U NO MAEK SENSE?

SO ChatBot

19:37

@DavidWallace But of course

Amaan Cheval

@DavidWallace It has some listener keywords

David Wallace

Amaan, are you the creator of this thing?

Amaan Cheval

Like anything you say will pass if it has an or in it, because that means you're asking it to pick

!!lalala or blah

@DavidWallace No, @Zirak is

SO ChatBot

@AmaanCheval lalala

RegDwighт

!!I've heard there was a secret chord that David played, and it pleased the Lord, but you don't really care for music, do you?

SO ChatBot

19:38

@RegDwighт Absolutely not

Johan Larsson

Cohen

KitFox

Hallelujah.

Amaan Cheval

I followed its development closely, and almost made my own version before Zirak made this

David Wallace

@RegDwighт How did you know about that; I thought it was a secret.

KitFox

The Swede recognizes.

!!Chocolate or peanut butter?

SO ChatBot

19:39

@KitFox peanut butter

David Wallace

!!Strawberry or tutti frutti?

SO ChatBot

@DavidWallace Strawberry

KitFox

!!Have you seen my wolverine?

SO ChatBot

@KitFox Y U NO MAEK SENSE!? Could not understand Have you seen my wolverine?

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

!! thing one or thing two?

SO ChatBot

19:39

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 thing two

KitFox

!!Do you see my wolverine?

SO ChatBot

@KitFox By all means

Amaan Cheval

@Zirak Add Have to the keyword list pl0x

KitFox

!!What time is it?

SO ChatBot

@KitFox No

RegDwighт

19:40

!!Walking past the border guards, reaching for her hand, showing no emotion, I want to break into a run — but these are only boys and I will never know: How men can see the wisdom in a war?

SO ChatBot

@RegDwighт Indubitably

Johan Larsson

Springsteen?

RegDwighт

Chris de Burgh.

Borderline

Amaan Cheval

I think having the bot in this room makes for good practice for finding the flaws in the listener

David Wallace

!!Does and bind more tightly than or in visual basic?

Amaan Cheval

19:41

But its main purpose wasn't to have listeners anyway

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

I got your flaw right here: it's spelled moustache

RegDwighт

!!does having the bot in this room make for good practice for finding the flaws in the listener?

SO ChatBot

@DavidWallace in visual basic
@RegDwighт Yes!

RegDwighт

Well, there you have it.

David Wallace

!!or in Java. Whichever you know about.

Johan Larsson

19:42

I think having it in Sandbox is best but that is probably just me

SO ChatBot

@DavidWallace Y U NO MAEK SENSE!? Could not understand or in Java. Whichever you know about.

Amaan Cheval

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Went with mustache because that's how the service used is spelled

mustachify.me

RegDwighт

!!make me a sandwich

SO ChatBot

@RegDwighт Y U NO MAEK SENSE!? Could not understand make me a sandwich

RegDwighт

!!sudo make me a sandwich

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

19:42

Welcome to Costco. I love you.

SO ChatBot

@RegDwighт Y U NO MAEK SENSE!? Could not understand sudo make me a sandwich

RegDwighт

Well, that's a first.

David Wallace

!!man page

SO ChatBot

@DavidWallace Y U NO MAEK SENSE!? Could not understand man page (perhaps you meant to execute a command? If so, prepend the command name with a /)

Amaan Cheval

@RegDwighт Hahaha, oh, man, you'd think we'd have that

RegDwighт

19:43

!!woman page

SO ChatBot

@RegDwighт Y U NO MAEK SENSE!? Could not understand woman page

KitFox

!!man or woman

SO ChatBot

@KitFox woman

RegDwighт

Sexist.

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

!! have you ever seen the rain?

David Wallace

19:43

@KitFox As if you really needed anyone to tell you that!

SO ChatBot

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Y U NO MAEK SENSE!? Could not understand have you ever seen the rain?

KitFox

!!Sexist or not?

SO ChatBot

@KitFox Sexist

RegDwighт

Tee hee

KitFox

hangs head in shame

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

19:44

!! /hang

David Wallace

!!Do you communicate in languages other than English?

SO ChatBot

@DavidWallace Not at all

David Wallace

!!Wo ist mein schuh?

RegDwighт

!!there's a word in Spanish I don't understand. What is it?

Amaan Cheval

!!/listcommands

SO ChatBot

19:45

@DavidWallace Y U NO MAEK SENSE!? Could not understand `Wo ist mein schuh?`
@RegDwighт Definitely

@AmaanCheval help, listen, eval, live, die, refresh, forget, ban, unban, info, jquery, choose, user, listcommands, norris, urban, parse, tell, mdn, awsm, beautify, convert, define, get, google, hang, inhistory, karma, learn, mustache, nudge, spec, stat, timer, todo, undo, weather, welcome, youtube (page 0/0)

RegDwighт

No, that can't be it.

David Wallace

!! /beautify RegDwight

SO ChatBot

@DavidWallace Message -1 not found

KitFox

!! /norris breakfast

SO ChatBot

@KitFox Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

19:46

clears throat

!! /hang

RegDwighт

!!there's a word in Spanish I don't understand, but I heard it in a film one time spoken by the leading man. He said it with devotion, he sounded so sincere. And the words he spoke in Spanish brought the female lead to tears. What is it?

SO ChatBot

@RegDwighт Yes!

RegDwighт

Ah.

KitFox

Hahaha

Zirak

@AmaanCheval Will do

David Wallace

19:47

!! /mustache walrus

Zirak

@AmaanCheval I'm Zirak!

SO ChatBot

@DavidWallace User -1 was not found.

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

!! am I the walrus?

SO ChatBot

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Impossible

Amaan Cheval

@Zirak Holy shit. YOU ARE!

David Wallace

19:47

!! could it be me?

SO ChatBot

@DavidWallace Indeed

KitFox

!! /mustache 15060

RegDwighт

!! could it be magic?

SO ChatBot

@KitFox User 1081110 was not found.
@RegDwighт Indeed

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

Oh ho, it's magic / ya know

David Wallace

19:48

!! It had to be you.

Amaan Cheval

!!/mustache RegDwighт

SO ChatBot

@DavidWallace Y U NO MAEK SENSE!? Could not understand It had to be you.

Amaan Cheval

Boo.

RegDwighт

He is right. Walruses already have mustaches.

KitFox

Well. Not much of a mustache.

RegDwighт

19:49

Hey it's minifig scale.

Amaan Cheval

!!/mustache DavidWallace

SO ChatBot

David Wallace

!! Could you please say indeed?

SO ChatBot

@DavidWallace Not a chance

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

:D

KitFox

19:49

pfah

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

!!/mustache cornbreadninja麵包忍者

SO ChatBot

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 User -1 was not found.

David Wallace

!!/mustache yourself

SO ChatBot

@DavidWallace User -1 was not found.

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

I am disappoint.

KitFox

19:50

!!/mustache 77329

SO ChatBot

Amaan Cheval

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Blame the Rekognition API

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

blames API

Amaan Cheval

@KitFox You don't need to use the ID if the user is in the room

!!/mustache SOChatBot would yield the same result

KitFox

Yah. OK then.

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

19:51

!! /mustache Cerberus

SO ChatBot

KitFox

!!/mustache JohanLarsson

SO ChatBot

KitFox

Yay!

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

lawls

RegDwighт

19:52

I already have a mustache anyway.

Apr 30 '11 at 14:10, by Vitaly

KitFox

Nice one, @Johan.

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

He looks like Tim Ferriss.

!! /mustache simchona

SO ChatBot

RegDwighт

Correct again.

David Wallace

!! Remind me to buy bread later.

KitFox

19:53

!!help

SO ChatBot

@DavidWallace Y U NO MAEK SENSE!? Could not understand `Remind me to buy bread later.`
@KitFox https://github.com/Zirak/SO-ChatBot/wiki/Interacting-with-the-bot

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

!! /mustache Andrew Leach

SO ChatBot

KitFox

!!/nudge 7 time to go

SO ChatBot

@KitFox Many things can be labeled Not a Number; a delay should not be one of them.

RegDwighт

19:54

!!WUT

SO ChatBot

@RegDwighт Y U NO MAEK SENSE!? Could not understand `WUT`
@KitFox Many things can be labeled Not a Number; a delay should not be one of them.

@KitFox Nudge registered.

Amaan Cheval

!!/help nudge

David Wallace

!! Why is my train always running late?

SO ChatBot

@AmaanCheval nudge: Register a nudge after an interval. `/nudge intervalInMinutes message`, or the listener, `nudge|remind|poke me? in? intervalInMinutes message`
@DavidWallace No way

RegDwighт

A deeply philosophical answer.

David Wallace

19:55

!! Will it be late today?

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

SO ChatBot

@DavidWallace Doubtfully

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

@Mr.ShinyandNew安宇 you should post that in Terrifying Nightmare Monsters

RegDwighт

Apr 19 '11 at 14:41, by Kosmonaut

Those dead eyes....

David Wallace

!! You are better than a magic 8 ball.

Johan Larsson

19:55

@KitFox can you fix hair? :D

SO ChatBot

@DavidWallace Certainly not

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

!! You are the sunshine of my life.

Mr. Shiny and New 安宇

That's a petswitch of Vitaly's Reg avatar, and sim's cat

SO ChatBot

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Of course!

David Wallace

!! If I said I love you, would you say or course, thank you, or I love you too?

SO ChatBot

19:56

@DavidWallace Thank you for noticing

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

!! Is it me you're looking for?

SO ChatBot

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Of course!

David Wallace

Hmm, I've never had THAT response before!

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

Impossible.

KitFox

@JohanLarsson You are beautiful with no hair.

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

19:57

!! Are you somewhere feeling lonely, or is someone loving you?

SO ChatBot

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Are you somewhere feeling lonely,

RegDwighт

!!when will the heavens part and, baby, shower you with my love?

SO ChatBot

@RegDwighт Indeed

KitFox

!!/tell Reg I'll see him later

SO ChatBot

@KitFox Command i'll does not exist.

KitFox

19:58

Oh. cmdname. Hmm.

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

!! /tell David norris

KitFox

!!/tell Reg listcommands

SO ChatBot

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Command wallace does not exist.
@Reg help, listen, eval, live, die, refresh, forget, ban, unban, info, jquery, choose, user, listcommands, norris, urban, parse, tell, mdn, awsm, beautify, convert, define, get, google, hang, inhistory, karma, learn, mustache, nudge, spec, stat, timer, todo, undo, weather, welcome, youtube (page 0/0)

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Command wallace does not exist.

KitFox

!!/tell 33258 norris

SO ChatBot

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Invalid /tell arguments. Use /help for usage info

:33258 When in a bar, you can order a drink called a "Chuck Norris". It is also known as a "Bloody Mary", if your name happens to be Mary.

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

19:59

:D

David Wallace

!! If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

SO ChatBot

@DavidWallace Of course!

RegDwighт

!!How can I go on from day to day? Who can make me strong in every way? Where can I be safe? Where can I belong in this great big world of sadness? How can I forget those beautiful dreams that we shared? They're lost and they're nowhere to be found, how can I go on?

SO ChatBot

@RegDwighт No

Johan Larsson

@KitFox ty ty, far too kind.

RegDwighт

19:59

@SOChatBot OH FFS

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

!! Your mission bells were wrought by ancient men.

SO ChatBot

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Y U NO MAEK SENSE!? Could not understand Your mission bells were wrought by ancient men.

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

!! Do you really want to hurt me?

SO ChatBot

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 No

KitFox

!!/tell 9443225 norris

SO ChatBot

20:00

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

!! Do you really want to make me cry?

SO ChatBot

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Certainly not

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds 'til." After you ask, "Two seconds 'til what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

!! Coffee, tea, or me?

RegDwighт

!!do you have to put on the red light?

SO ChatBot

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 me

@RegDwighт Yes, absolutely

@KitFox nudge time to go

RegDwighт

20:01

!!and sell your body to the night?

SO ChatBot

@RegDwighт Y U NO MAEK SENSE!? Could not understand and sell your body to the night?

KitFox

!!thank you

SO ChatBot

@KitFox Y U NO MAEK SENSE!? Could not understand Thank you (perhaps you meant to execute a command? If so, prepend the command name with a /)

@KitFox You kiss-ass

RegDwighт

Poor command. Always getting executed.

KitFox

!!/define kiss-ass

SO ChatBot

20:02

@KitFox kiss-ass (slang) An obsequious person that tries to win the favor of someone, usually their superior

KitFox

!!/define obstreprious

SO ChatBot

@KitFox No definition found

KitFox

Gah. I canna spell that word.

RegDwighт

!!/define bayan

SO ChatBot

@RegDwighт bayan A type of chromatic button accordion developed in Russia in the early 20th century and named after 11th-century bard Boyan.

RegDwighт

20:03

That's straight from Wikipedia.

KitFox

Uses the Wikitionary API

RegDwighт

!!how long will it take me to learn the bayan?

KitFox

Pretty handy.

SO ChatBot

@RegDwighт Probably

RegDwighт

Yeah, that's my guess as well.

KitFox

20:04

!!/inhistory 05-15

SO ChatBot

@KitFox 1940 – World War II: After fierce fighting, the poorly trained and equipped Dutch troops surrender to Germany, marking the beginning of five years of occupation.

RegDwighт

!!/inhistory 7-11

SO ChatBot

@RegDwighт That format confuses me! See /help inhistory

KitFox

You need two digits

RegDwighт

Well sorry, I prefer to see Ice Cube.

KitFox

20:05

!!/inhistory 07-11

RegDwighт

He ain't singing no zero seven eleven.

SO ChatBot

@KitFox 1991 – A Nationair DC-8 crashes during an emergency landing at Jeddah, Saudi Arabia, killing 261.

RegDwighт

Ah so that is why it was a good day.

I didn't know that!

KitFox

Oh you can teach it stuff too.

RegDwighт

!!/learn stuff

KitFox

20:06

Interesting. But I really must go now.

SO ChatBot

@RegDwighт Could not process input. Error: msg is undefined on line 2387

RegDwighт

He hasn't pung you yet.

@SOChatBot my message had but one line.

KitFox

!!/greet

SO ChatBot

@KitFox Command greet does not exist. Did you mean: get

KitFox

!!/learn greet 'Hello, $0!' \w+ 'summons the lord'

RegDwighт

20:07

!!/greed

SO ChatBot

@KitFox Command greet learned

@RegDwighт Command greed does not exist. Did you mean: greet

KitFox

(is the given example)

!!/greet Reg

RegDwighт

!!/greet greed

SO ChatBot

@KitFox Hello,0!

@RegDwighт Hello, greed!

@KitFox Hello, Reg!

KitFox

Hmm.

RegDwighт

20:08

!!/tell KitFox greet KitFox

SO ChatBot

@RegDwighт Command /greet does not exist. Did you mean: greet

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

@WendiKidd github.com/Zirak/SO-ChatBot/wiki/Commands#wiki-karma

SO ChatBot

@KitFox Hello, KitFox!

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

!! /hang

RegDwighт

Hah!

KitFox

20:09

Nice.

Must. Go.

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

WTF, where is hangman?

RegDwighт

You still ain't got pung.

!!where is hangman?

KitFox

!!/hang

SO ChatBot

@RegDwighт Certainly not

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

ping, pang, pung

KitFox

20:09

@RegDwighт Yes I did.

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

pingpangqiu

RegDwighт

@KitFox I'm not seeing it.

KitFox

8 mins ago, by SO ChatBot

@KitFox nudge time to go

RegDwighт

OMFG

That was eight minutes ago?

Then you really gotta go.

KitFox

Yeah. See you later!

RegDwighт

20:10

CU

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

lators

Johan Larsson

hejdå

@RegDwighт Nice one, never heard it, ty.

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

20:58

!! /hang

!! refresh

SO ChatBot

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 Y U NO MAEK SENSE!? Could not understand refresh (perhaps you meant to execute a command? If so, prepend the command name with a /)

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

!! /refresh

SO ChatBot

@cornbreadninja麵包忍者 You do not have permission to use the command refresh

cornbread ninja 麵包忍者

!! /hang

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