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12:05 PM
@RegDwight — Wow. You're really biased, you know?
 
I know! That's why I'm telling you, so you can know it, too!
 
Thanks for that.
 
I'm here to etc.
 
Well, etc. away.
 
Go?
 
12:07 PM
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Q: What are some examples of "widely accepted as correct" English being downgraded to slang or incorrect by "authorities"?

Robin GreenIf, for the sake of argument, you wanted to write a left-wing thesis arguing that the imposition of externally-generated grammatical, spelling and word usage rules was historically - in part - a tool of oppression and class division, what would you cite as evidence?

OT?
 
I dunno. Seen that, not sure.
This is one of those questions that might turn out great or utter nonsense depending on the answers.
 
@RegDwight — No. [Verb] away means [Verb] freely or at will (except when used with "go" and the like). "Fire away," "Fiddle away," "Jabber away" etc.
 
Except when you say "go away".
That bears repeating.
 
45 secs ago, by Robusto
@RegDwight — No. [Verb] away means [Verb] freely or at will (except when used with "go" and the like). "Fire away," "Fiddle away," "Jabber away" etc.
 
17 secs ago, by RegDwight
That bears repeating.
So I thank you for doing just that.
 
12:10 PM
34 secs ago, by Robusto
45 secs ago, by Robusto
@RegDwight — No. [Verb] away means [Verb] freely or at will (except when used with "go" and the like). "Fire away," "Fiddle away," "Jabber away" etc.
 
Okay, now I consider stopping thanking you.
 
You won't be able to help yourself. You'll see. The thanks will gush forth unbidden, unwanted, and unaccepted.
 
I think I now hold the record for the shortest starred message ever. Possibly across all chat rooms. I am so gr8, it's incredible.
 
@RegDwight — And such a pithy commentary it is, too. Amazing how you can pack so much meaning into just three letters.
 
You misspelled little. A common typo.
You should read more. It helps tell little and much apart.
 
12:13 PM
@RegDwight — You have me at a disadvantage, sir. I think you should have slept longer.
 
Not in that company.
10 hours ago, by Cerberus
We are all going to bed together. How... interesting.
 
So ... you never did find the bedroom, did you?
 
I kept looking for quite some time before giving up and using jQuery.
 
$('@RegDwight').sleep('wherever');
 
s/wherever/under the bridge/
 
12:17 PM
$('@RegDwight').rooms().each(function(e){if (e.target === 'bedroom') { .sleep(); }}
 
I went ahead and deleted that -fu post. I mean, it did get flagged by the Community ♦.
 
Is there anything less useful than old technology? Or harder to throw away? I still have a frickin' PDA in my drawer from 2002 and I can't bring myself to just toss it. /sigh
 
@Robusto I am looking at an impressive collection of old mobile phones right now.
 
@RegDwight — Bias! Bias!
 
I mean, it's not on display or anything. Just lying around collecting dust.
@Robusto You want to get flagged, huh? Freaking capitalist.
Respect my bias!
 
12:20 PM
@RegDwight — As long as it's the American flag, I don't care.
 
Awwww... now how sweet is that.
@Obama @CIA @TAFKAPNAC.
 
But this is the kind of flag you use:
 
Haven't seen that one for a while. Except on every wall in every room in my appartment, that is.
Haha. The Soviet flag just got starred. How appropriate.
 
No wonder you can't sleep.
Must be Vitaly.
 
:P
 
12:23 PM
Ha! Told ya.
 
I am surrounded.
 
In worker's paradise you don't get UMG or Sony YouTube. How sad.
 
I have an idea for April 1st, 2012. Turn all stars in chat into hammer-and-sickles.
 
@RegDwight — You could do roughly the same thing by just making them red.
 
@Robusto Tunisia != USSR.
Or North Korea.
Or Alta California, for that matter.
 
12:28 PM
@RegDwight — Tell me, what color was the star on all the soviet tanks and jets and such?
 
The color is called beautiful. In Russian.
 
I rest my case.
 
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Q: First recorded appearance of the mistranslation "Red Square"

RegDwightDoes anybody know when the mistranslation "Red Square" made its first recorded appearance? Have there been any noteworthy attempts at establishing the correct translation "Beautiful Square" at some point in history? Obviously, it's too late to change the name now, but I am interested in learning ...

I rest mine.
 
@RegDwight — Star != square
 
Oh.
Nobody told me that.
They don't teach such advanced stuff in Soviet schools.
 
12:30 PM
Well, that's why we go over these things, etc.
 
I am so eternally, amaranthinely grateful, you have no idea.
 
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Q: What are some examples of "widely accepted as correct" English being downgraded to slang or incorrect by "authorities"?

Robin GreenIf, for the sake of argument, you wanted to write a left-wing thesis arguing that the imposition of externally-generated grammatical, spelling and word usage rules was historically - in part - a tool of oppression and class division, what would you cite as evidence?

Sorry, but this is so not on topic.
 
Use your vote.
 
I did.
 
Appreciated.
 
12:33 PM
You are afraid to delete it because it's about class warfare and socialism.
 
Get out of my head.
 
Comin' ta get ya!
 
Looks like a Yak.
 
Voted
 
12:38 PM
Вы-ы-ходила на берег...
 
:)
 
@Vitaly There are currently tanks and APCs sitting at the end of my street. I am very glad none of them looks like that :)
 
расцэтали явини и гуши, попили туани над экой…
 
@psmears They don't have Photoshop in Egypt?
@Vitaly You from Georgia?
 
@RegDwight No... this was one of the primary causes of the revolution...
 
12:40 PM
But that would mean that you will be getting just such monsters as a result.
So get out. Quick.
 
@RegDwight That's from Vasil Bykaŭ's The Alpine Ballad, in which a foreign girl tried to sing that song while an Ivan was trying to protect her from capitalists.
 
There, that's better.
 
@RegDwight Don't worry, they're too busy using it to change everything in the country into the colours of the Egyptian flag to get on to that yet.
 
@RegDwight how's that for an accent?
@Robusto See, this is why the US will fail. Comic Sans.
 
12:45 PM
@RegDwight — Uh, take another look. Your typography skills are somewhat wanting.
It's called "Chalkboard" ...
 
Yeah, that's that Pseudo Comic Sans by Apple.
I fail to see how it makes things better.
 
But I do like how your plane is labeled "FU".
 
Anyway, you've already acknowledged my superiority in your voice balloon. What more is there to say?
 
I think I'll be having breakfast in the mean time.
TTYL.
 
12:47 PM
Yeah, yeah. Neue Helvetica just wouldn't work there.
CYA.
 
There's my Ersatz, @kiamlaluno.
I'm out.
 
@RegDwight What is a Ersatz? Most importantly, where is it?
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Q: What does this section of the FAQ mean?

kiamlaluno Please look around to see if your question has already been asked (and maybe even answered!) before you ask. It’s also perfectly fine to ask and answer your own question, as long as you pretend you’re on Jeopardy: phrase it in the form of a question. It's not exactly clear to me what the las...

I think @Kosmonaut was wondering what that part of the FAQ meant.
(There are 13 possible translations of Ersatz; I am not sure if I would pickup replacement or surrogate.)
 
@Vitaly — One Japanese site calls this weapon: 変態武器 ("strange [or perverse] weapon") ... Hahaha!
@kiamlaluno — Ersatz is German for "fake" or "copy" or "replacement".
ersatz |ˈerˌsäts; -ˌzäts; erˈzäts|
adjective
(of a product) made or used as a substitute, typically an inferior one, for something else : ersatz coffee.
• not real or genuine : ersatz emotion
 
@Robusto Google Translate is quite off, then.
 
Yes. In the sense of "substitute" ...
 
1:00 PM
Oh, it is also used in English.
 
Look it up in your NOAD.
 
We would say surrogato del caffè (ersatz coffee).
I thought @RegDwight was using the German word, as he wrote it in capital case.
 
But no doubt @RegDwight just meant it in the sense of "replacement" as in you were replacing him as my punching bag.
 
Whoops... Nein, nein! Nein, British Dictionary!
Wheeew! Now I feel better.
Oh, I didn't get the punching bag part.
I like to be able to see both the dictionaries, but I would like better if Dictionary.app would switch to "American Dictionary" when I open it.
Uhmmm... 333 is not a good number.
If it must be, then it must be 666. Half-measures are not good.
(Let me see if even the chat flags me for self-vandalism.)
 
@RegDwight: Here's a version of our dogfight with Apple Casual instead of Chalkboard. And FU2!
Perhaps that won't offend your delicate sensibilities.
 
1:12 PM
Mine?
No, @RegDwight's.
I have never seen an American airplane like that.
 
Those planes are from the Korean war.
 
Morning.
 
Howdy.
 
On the Intrepid there are airplanes from different epochs, but I have not seen those.
There is also a Korean airplane.
@Cerberus Good afternoon.
 
Oh, right.
The Intrepid? Is that a carrier?
 
1:21 PM
There was also a Concorde, the last time I have been there. The first time there wasn't.
@Cerberus It's an old carrier that is used as museum, now.
You can visit part of the inside.
 
Ah, I see.
Are you in America?
 
@Cerberus I am in Italy.
That is why I said "good afternoon." :-)
 
The American jet is an F-86 and the Soviet one is a MiG-15. In most performance aspects the MiG was the superior aircraft, although the F-86 enjoyed a greater kill ratio (10:1) in combat, mostly due to inexperienced pilots flying the MiGs. When experienced Russian pilots were flying the MiGs, the actual ratio was more like 1.3:1.
 
Oh, you have visited the continent on several occasions? I thought the afternoon was mine.
 
@Cerberus Now you get me confused. :-)
Italy is not an island.
 
1:25 PM
Never mind!
 
If by continent you mean USA, then I visited USA in the last 10 years.
I also went to Canada, once, at Niagara Falls.
Actually, there are two towns called so: one in the USA, and one in Canada.
 
@kiamlaluno — "The Continent" is how the British usually refer to mainland Europe.
 
You said you'd visited the Intrepid several times; it probably being a holiday destination by itself, I gathered that you lived somewhere in the neighbourhood, though I think I knew you didn't. Memory!
 
My passport says I have been in USA 5 times, since October 2006.
 
@Rob: It is also used in contrast to "Ango-Saxon" these days, as in philosophy.
 
1:29 PM
@Robusto As in, "Fog in Channel: Continent Isolated"
 
@Cerberus I have been on the Intrepid twice.
 
@psmears — Cool.
 
I have never said I visited the Intrepid several times. :-)
 
@PSM: Ha, a great example.
@Kiam: Confusing!
 
@kiamlaluno Kosmonaut was wondering something completely different. The Jeopardy metaphor just doesn't work. On Jeopardy, you frame your answers as questions. This doesn't make any sense whatsoever on SE.
 
1:32 PM
Morning.
Brb.
 
@RegDwight That is why I asked what the sentence should mean.
 
But that's not how your question reads. And that's not what the answer is addressing.
 
@RegDwight The way I interpret this is as "If you are bursting to add a particular piece of information to SE then by all means do so. But as well as posting that information (in an answer), do the Jeopardy thing and construct a question your answer answers."
If you read it like that, then it makes sense - but is hardly the clearest way of expressing it.
 
Yup.
 
"Write the question as a question" would have caused far less confusion, for instance.
 
1:35 PM
@RegDwight My question addresses the "frame your answers as questions."
 
Buried somewhere in the middle, yes.))
 
For how I understood it, I would get it means that if you know the answer, then you should post it as answer, but writing it as it would be a question.
From the answer I got, I get it is referring to something completely different.
The sentence that is written in the FAQ now doesn't make any sense, though.
 
Apr 12 at 14:50, by RegDwight
I mean, the Venn diagram on the About page ain't a Venn diagram, either.
At least they no longer pretend it is.
 
It seems that it is referring to answering your own question after you asked it.
Venn will be happy.
 
@RegDwight — That's not accurate. Jeopardy™ calls itself "the game of answers and questions"; it is the response that is framed as a question because it is, in fact, the question.
 
1:45 PM
@Robusto I guess that in a Jeopardy, you have the answer, and you try to understand which question would have that answer.
 
Also, @RegDwight, please delete the starred reference to my dogfight picture, if you please.
@kiamlaluno — Correctamundo.
 
Is that "correct a mundo"?
 
It's a reference to Pulp Fiction.
 
is it Englasil?
Engloguese?
 
Jules: Now Yolanda, we're not gonna do anything stupid, are we?
Yolanda: Don't you hurt him.
Jules: Nobody's gonna hurt anybody. We're gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what's Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda what's Fonzie like?
Yolanda: Cool?
Jules: What?
Yolanda: He's cool.
Jules: Correctamundo. And that's what we're gonna be. We're gonna be cool. Now Ringo, I'm gonna count to three, and when I count three, you let go of your gun, and sit your ass down. But when you do it, you do it cool. Ready? One... two... three.
@kiamlaluno — It's Tarantino.
 
1:50 PM
@Robusto My point exactly. We don't want people "framing a response as a question because it is, in fact, the question".
@Robusto Which dogfight picture? I don't see it.
 
40 mins ago, by Robusto
user image
NO!
Not that one.
 
Yes, but I don't see a star.
 
At the top of the starred posts.
 
The top starred post is one containing a link.
 
The Soviet flag?
 
1:52 PM
Just unstar the post, if you will.
 
You mean like this?
 
WTF?
 
:D
 
Fine, Commie Mutant Traitor.
 
I see an empty star.
I see nothing, anymore.
 
1:53 PM
Eyes wide shut.
 
@Robusto At least you skimmed that article.
 
Should I close them, or open them?
 
@kiamlaluno Both.
 
@RegDwight — No, I read it, in excruciating detail, about the definition of digital rights domains: Geeks vs. Lawyers, etc.
 
1:55 PM
No freaking way. You're teh awesum.
 
"Riders on the storm... ♬"
To be sure, I will open one, and close the other.
 
Mar 9 at 15:30, by RegDwight
Writers on the Storm.
 
Let's change song.
 
Enable your spell-checker, geez.
 
"Oh Lord, would you buy me a... ♬"
 
1:57 PM
Ummm ... can we change the station?
 
BTW, I'm still frühstücking. I'm only here because people just wouldn't stop at-mentioning me.
 
@Robusto I have a vague memory that the word was used by the Fonz in Happy Days too (hence the appropriateness in that scene) - or am I just making that up?
 
"Would you like to swim on a star, carry moonbeams home in a jar... ♬"
 
@RegDwight — You're here because you have no life apart from EL&U.SE. Whether you're eating or not is immaterial.
@kiamlaluno — It's "swing on a star" ...
 
Ha. You have no idea. This is not the only site I'm on 24/7.
 
1:59 PM
I don't like much to swing.
 
@RegDwight — See? I just knew map-reduce was going to eventually clone moderators.
 
I'm too lazy to post that video of Homer Simpson and his hammock.
What, no inlining love for Area51 discussions?
 
@psmears — Could be. Jules does refer to Fonzies.
 
Oh. It's been deleted. Too bad. It was funny. Oh well, then I guess I will have to post the Homer Simpson video after all.
 
2:03 PM
@Robusto Heh, you got there seconds before me :)
 
That's something I did not know, not having ever watched Happy Days.
 
Was about to post exactly the same link!
 
Pre-jinx!
 
Prinx!
 
TAFKA?
 
2:03 PM
Hahaha.
 
@Robusto You're not missing a huge amount... it was entertaining enough to pass the time, but hardly hilarious stuff...
 
Strangely, the only bits of it I've seen are from the Weezer video ...
 
@RegDwight If two people greet each other at the same time, is that an example of "hi-jinx"?
 
That's a question for the main site.
My heavenly powers allow me to resurrect that Area51 question: "Proposal: Philosophy

I as just reading a book on Buddism. It says that after we die, our consciousness is preserved (like conservation of mass and energy in science) and there's people might take re-birth (reincarnation) as their precious stream of consciousness flows in them.

I would like to know what different opinion of religion on after life.

Thank you!!!"
 
2:07 PM
@Robusto Is your freaking country owned by UMG?
Haven't not seen a Sony video for a while.
But UMG? All the time.
 
Complain to YouTube.
 
Then it would get labeled as "Complaints by KGB are not accepted in this country."
 
UMG.
 
That any better? The video starts at 1:14
 
2:09 PM
Why do I even click?
@Robusto Ah, perhaps that is the problem! I just have to wait 1:14.
 
Go to YouTube and search for Weezer Buddy Holly. See if there's anything there you can watch.
 
I know that video.
I own the CD in fact.
 
It was on the Windows 95 disc.
 
Floppy, you mean.
 
Windows 95 had a CD, I'm pretty sure.
Possibly it required a floppy to boot it, I don't remember.
 
2:12 PM
Wie fortschrittlich!
 
@RegDwight — In any case, a floppy is also a "disc" ... NNS ... need I say more?
変態武器
 
You know I knew you would say that.
 
You knew I'd know you knew I knew you'd say that.
 
The more you knew!
 
The more you knew, the less you know!
Anyway, complain to Putin about why you can't get UMG. Maybe you'll find a solid chunk of Polonium in your breakfast Muesli.
 
2:16 PM
Are you implying that I knew Thomas More, but don't know Less from the Bay Area?
 
I'm saying Les is More.
[Les Paul is Thomas More.]
 
Oh, I thought you meant them other Lez.
 
Easy now.
 
It's a valid concern, in your case.
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Q: Is 'couple' ever used in the sense of 'some'?

Ankur BanerjeeIs the usage of the word couple (as in, "I want to ask a couple of questions...") to mean 'some' or 'few' correct (as in, interpreting given example to mean "I want to ask a few questions")? As a follow-up on the example, when someone says "I want to ask a couple of questions...", does the usage...

This is a strange question.
"I just saw someone use X. Is X ever used?"
 
Maybe the OP means he doesn't know if who used X used it correctly. It is a strange question, as it is written.
 
2:21 PM
Also, this:
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Q: Why is 'a couple of <things>' often shortened to 'a couple <things>'?

Andy JI would write a couple of . I often read/hear a couple . I assumed this was an American English thing (I'm British), and just a convenient shortening of the phrase for speaking. It's easier to say a couple minutes vs a couple of minutes. On a side note, this doesn't seem to restrict the number ...

 
Ahah!
 
Stop bending over backwards to laugh.
 
@RegDwight — That's how they do it in Italy.
 
Yeah, in Italy they stop to bend over backwards to laugh.
Sorry @kiam.
 
Does stopping when the traffic light is red count?
 
2:27 PM
You don't stop at traffic lights in Italy. You don't have traffic lights in Italy.
 
That is true; we have semafori.
 
@kiamlaluno — Aww, come on. Italians don't stop for red lights. You know that.
In Italy, green means go, yellow means go faster, and red means go like hell.
 
Dante Alighieri summed it up in a book of his.
 
@Robusto They surely do so in Naples. Fortunately, Naples is not all Italy.
 
Naples is where Italians store their junk.
 
2:31 PM
@RegDwight — And it wasn't Il Paradiso.
 
Naples does store its own junk. They even launch it from the window.
 
The thing is, no matter which window in Italy you launch your junk from, it will end up in Naples.
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@RegDwight — Word.
 
The problem is that only Neapolitan people have that habit.
 
People also display their "junk" in windows in Naples.
 
2:34 PM
Well, that's only logical. You don't put stuff on display behind the wardrobe, or under your bed. A window is a much better choice.
 
Interestingly, the names Naples and Carthage originally meant the same thing.
 
Ceterum censeo Napoli esse delendam?
 
Si.
The new city must be destroyed!
 
Though the proper case ending would be -eon.
 
Rome destroyed Carthage; now Naples is destroying Napoli.
 
2:36 PM
History repeats itself.
 
But a shining champion appears to fight the corruption! Silvio Berlusconi!
 
Shiny!
 
Corsi e ricorsi storici.
Giovanni Battista (Giambattista) Vico or Vigo (23 June 1668 – 23 January 1744) was an Italian political philosopher, rhetorician, historian, and jurist. A critic of modern rationalism and apologist of classical antiquity, Vico's magnum opus is Principi di Scienza Nuova d'intorno alla Comune Natura delle Nazioni, often published in English as New Science, which may be literally translated as "Principles/Origins of New/Renewed Science About/Surrounding the Common Nature of Nations". The work is explicitly presented as a "science of reasoning" (Scienza di ragionare), and includes a dialectic ...
He was Neapolitan.
 
I suppose he wasn't the only one.
 
James Joyce was very interested in his works.
 
2:40 PM
No, but that would explain why he thought of that.
 
In fact, Finnegans Wake is often called an example of a Viconian cycle.
"Relying on a complex etymology, Vico argues in the Scienza Nuova that civilization develops in a recurring cycle (ricorso) of three ages: the divine, the heroic, and the human. Each age exhibits distinct political and social features and can be characterized by master tropes or figures of language. "
I actually know someone who did her doctoral dissertation on that very topic.
 
You can say you meet Joyce when walking on Trieste.
 
Cool.
 
They didn't place the statue in Naples, or they would have tried to steal its wallet.
 
@kiamlaluno — Hahahaha.
 
2:47 PM
I always thought I laugh in a strange way; now I know why.
 
@Robusto Wasn't etymology just a popular hobby back then, with little to no grounding in science?
 
@RegDwight — IDK. I think Joyce just liked the symmetry of the theories, and reflected them in the Wake.
I can ask my friend more about it, if you're interested.
 
I suppose I am, rather than reading the whole thing.
 
I'll shoot her an email. Dunno how long we'll have to wait for a response.
 
Thanks a bunch.
Hey @Kosmonaut, @nohat, @JSBangs, any thoughts on this?
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Q: Possible Conference Speaking Sponsorships -- 2011

Jeff AtwoodWe're evaluating the feasibility of sponsoring a member of the English community to speak at a conference in 2011. Speaking is a relatively big "ask", so this needs to be planned many months in advance. Let's get started! We'd like the community to establish where ... What relevant english...

 
2:59 PM
@RegDwight — Why do you only ask linguistics folk?
 

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