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3:00 PM
I would say it's homework.
 
Yeah, there's the tag right there.
 
I am not sure what we should do.
 
Are we a homework factory here?
I mean, this guy gave us his entire homework assignment and we're supposed to fill it in?
 
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A: How to deal with homework questions

RegDwightDraft, based on the StackOverflow policy This is an attempt to reconcile two extreme positions in a way that is acceptable to the majority of the community: Some might feel it's irrelevant that it's homework:we should always provide a complete answer. Others might feel this site is not the pla...

 
I usually think that would be good to point the OP to the right direction, instead of really answering.
Uhmmm… That question reminds me of something.
Did I ask it?
 
3:02 PM
Homework is not bad per se. But this one is too localized for my tastes. And perhaps a dupe.
 
@RegDwight: I would close it as duplicate.
 
Go on, cast your votes.
 
I am sure I asked a question about possessives, at the beginning.
 
I voted to close.
 
The problem is that there are many questions about genitive.
 
3:06 PM
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Q: What is the correct possessive for nouns ending in s?

kiamlalunoWhat is the possessive of a noun ending in s? The boys' books. ? The boss' car.

 
@RegDwight — Great answer, Alex. That's why you get the big bucks.
 
Surly you meant great copypasta.
 
Mmmmmmmm! Pasta!
 
@RegDwight Surely you "meaned" great copypasta.
Where do you think you are, England?
 
Ah sorry. Doedn't notice that.
 
3:18 PM
You sleeped poorly last night, didn't you? I noticed you goed to bed after 3:00 a.m.
 
I doedn't sleep at all last night, but I doed sleep amythicallot this morning.
@Robusto Oh and BTW, how so? 3:15 is perfectly ambiguous round here.
 
Hey, @Kosmonaut: Question for you, which, if you don't have a ready answer for, I may ask as a general question on the site proper:
Question tags: Do they always require a question mark? I see them both ways quite a bit, by competent writers whose prose I respect. In speech, question tags that are simply extensions of a declarative statement seem not to require a question mark. Others that really do ask for clarification, seem to require one.
@RegDwight — No, not perfectly ambiguous. Somewhat imperfectly ambiguous, I should think. In America it is perfectly ambiguous.
 
@Robusto: That comes down to style.
Another situation that is similar...
"I wonder what you are doing this weekend"
It is not a question structurally, but it really is a question.
 
There's a question for that, I'm looking for it right now but can't find it.
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Q: Is the question mark misused in affirmative sentences?

dag729For example, I found the following sentence written by a native English speaker (UK) so I'm going to assume that he knows how to put it the right way, although I wouldn't use this form. I now have a bit more time to fix bugs etc but I'm open to offers if anyone wants to help maintain this...

 
I think you can argue that there are uses of question tags that really aren't questions.
 
3:24 PM
I am arguing that.
"In speech, question tags that are simply extensions of a declarative statement seem not to require a question mark."
 
Logically, you can argue for either side.
What matters is the syntactic structure — you should use a question mark if the structure of the sentence fits these criteria.
Or: you should use a question mark only if you are really asking a question.
 
I can't remember what I was reading last night that made me think of this. I wish I had the exact example.
 
But I think in terms of personal preference, I agree more with you — I don't like using it when I am not really asking a question, and turning my whole sentence into something that looks like a question.
But then sometimes I wonder if the person will judge me for not following the other line of logic.
 
@Kosmonaut: Some question tags are exclamations, aren't they!
 
@psmears Haha, good example.
 
3:28 PM
I will sometimes omit question marks to indicate that I am not raising my voice. As in, "What do you mean, I'm wrong. I'm not." That is totally not the same as "What do you mean, I'm wrong? I'm not!"
 
@Kosmonaut — I often take the neurotic approach too. And then the terrorists win.
 
@Robusto It's no coincidence that our government has been using "enhanced interrogation techniques". It's all connected!
[sound of crickets chirping]
 
Hahaha.
[Whistles through the graveyard.]
But if I say a question tag without a rising inflection, it is merely a statement: "You ate the cookies, didn't you." I am accusing you of eating the cookies. But if I'm not sure I might use a rising inflection: "You ate the cookies, didn't you?" Maybe I couldn't remember.
But the important thing is, I think we will all agree that you did eat the cookies, Kosmonaut!
 
I agree completely. If I am linguistically analyzing the sentence and determining whether it is a question or not, then the intonation and context can clearly point to the sentence being a statement and not a question.
 
And you did eat those cookies, didn't you.
 
3:36 PM
Are you asking me?
 
[Looks around for support.]
Well, didn't you?
 
I did, didn't I.
 
He doed eat those Bagels, that's for sure.
 
Mmm ... bagels. It's past bagel time here. BRB.
 
I just learned there is a language called "Elfdalian"
How wonderfully fantastical.
 
3:39 PM
You misspelled Öv.
 
You misspelled "How interesting!"
 
Q: How current is the usage of articles with the word "software", as in "this is a software that..."? I see it a lot, but I'd prefer "program" myself, or "application".
 
17 hours ago, by valya
this expression - "to be very interesting" - usually sounds sarcastic in Russian :-) is it in English?
 
@RegDwight Haha
@Cerberus I don't think that's common at all.
It sounds nonnative.
 
@Kos: Yay! Thanks.
 
3:42 PM
BTW, I'm not sure if I agree with valya there.
 
I am just testing how to insert a new line in this chat.
 
"Out of a cannon. Into the Sun."
 
I have seen it used with a great many freeware programs I use, several of which must have been made by native speakers. I am so glad it isn't frequent in any case.
 
"You wanted me to get fired." "I wanted you to get fired?"
 
Incidentally, do my three-letter @s work for everybody?
 
3:45 PM
Doesn't the last sentence have a meaning that is different from "Did I want you to get fired?"?
 
@Kosmonaut — Where is it spoken?
 
@Cerberus It's surprising.
@Robusto A region in Sweden
 
@Cer: It depends from who is present in the room.
 
@Cerberus Yes for me
 
Yay! I got the @Cer.
 
3:46 PM
I would have thought Rivendell as my first choice.
 
Älvdalen Municipality (Älvdalens kommun) is a municipality in Dalarna County in central Sweden. Its seat is located in the town of Älvdalen. The two parishes Särna and Idre were ceded to Sweden from Norway under the treaty of Brömsebro on 13 August 1645. In 1971 the three municipalities Särna, Idre (which itself had been split off from Särna in 1916) and Älvdalen were amalgamated to form the present municipality. Älvdalen literally means River Valley, a name stemming from the area around the town Älvdalen, situated along the Österdal River, in the municipality's southern part. The midd...
 
@Robusto Somehow, I feel like Scandinavia is the best real-life alternative I could hope for.
 
@Kiam: You're right. But if it will be accurate enough here, I find the them most convenient.
 
@Cerberus: You got it because there is no "Cerfoglious".
 
I think that's Helm's Deep in the middle of the map.
 
3:47 PM
@Kiam: Yeah I know. Thankfully we don't have that many people here usually.
—though I must admit that Cerfoglious would be a very attractive name.
 
@Cerberus: Yeah, it would be dangerous to have cerfogliouses around the chat.
 
I'd eat them.
 
@Cerberus Must be a kind of cheese then.
 
I think I will change my name into Ceran-Kochfeld just to mess with @Cer.
 
@Rob: Hehe.
 
3:49 PM
It's better than to eat caronses, I guess.
 
@Reg: Hehe.
Caronses?
 
Bless you.
 
Thanks.
Watch out:
Rob might start saying "bless you" whenever he suspects non-nativisms.
 
No. I would say, "I blessing you am."
 
Of course.
 
3:51 PM
Or sometimes: "I to bless you am being."
 
Charons?
 
That was mean.
Oh Charon!
 
@Cerberus — Huh?
 
@Kiam: Yeah he is my colleague.
 
a- tschööö ?
 
3:52 PM
In statistics, mean has two related meanings: * the arithmetic mean (and is distinguished from the geometric mean or harmonic mean). * the expected value of a random variable, which is also called the population mean. There are other statistical measures that use samples that some people confuse with averages - including 'median' and 'mode'. Other simple statistical analyses use measures of spread, such as range, interquartile range, or standard deviation. For a real-valued random variable X, the mean is the expectation of X. Note that not every probability distribution has a defined mean...
 
@Rob: Sorry nm.
 
"I mean, what does mean mean, you know what I mean?"
 
@Cerberus: You would not eat your colleague, would you?
 
yesterday, by RegDwight
Hm. Come to think of it, "damn you" makes an interesting response to "bless you".
 
"What does mean mean mean?"
 
3:53 PM
@Kiam: I certainly wouldn't! Not if I weren't hungry.
 
Feb 23 at 11:08, by RegDwight
Weil einfach einfach einfach ist!
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Q: How can I tell if a corpse is safe to eat?

Kaestur HakarlI am playing a human wizard, and I just killed a monster, leaving a corpse on the ground. How do I tell whether it is safe to eat this corpse? I leave the monster unspecified because I am interested in "how can I figure out whether this is edible," rather than whether any particular monster is e...

 
Ah... 1. adverb; 2. quoted word as subject; 3. adjective as subject complement?
 
Buffalo buffalo....
 
@Kosmonaut — Is that how you say good-bye in Niesendeutsch?
 
"Caron non ti cruciar, volsi dove si puoti e più non dimandar."
 
3:55 PM
@Cerberus No. "Because simple is simply simple."
 
@Robusto Of course.
 
@Cerberus: Or hungry, or angry (but not Hungary).
 
I have to go to a meeting now, a-tschööö everyone
 
Bye Kos.
 
Tschüssikowski.
 
3:56 PM
Swarosky!
 
Laterz.
 
@Kiam: Hmm I can't figure out what that means... something with torture and questioning?
 
I think he's talking about samowars.
 
(I didn't know I knew a Russian word.)
 
@Reg: Ah, I had twe first two einfachs in reverse order.
 
3:57 PM
@kiamlaluno And now you know that you don't know it!
 
@Cerberus: I thought you had to speak so to your colleague.
 
@Reg: I suppose your order is most natural... but could they be reversed? As in "weil einfach Jenny sehr hübsch ist"? Nah that doesn't sound right, you're right.
 
It's what I remember of the "Divina commedia" (Dante).
 
@Cerberus You can't put an adverb in front of a noun like that.
 
Ah! I suspected something like that.
 
3:59 PM
Because simply Jenny is beautiful.
See, doesn't work in English, either.
 
Because frankly Jenny is hot.
I know, parenthesis.
 
How about Weil einfach zweifach dreifach ist!
 
Eben.
 
Yeah, you would not write first the last name and then the first name.
 
That is how I took the German phrase.
Yeha, I know, you're right @Reg.
 
4:00 PM
"Jenny Simply is beautiful."
 
Have you ever even met Jenny Simply?
Or her husband, George Simply?
 
You're, Simply, the best!
 
When I met her, she was not married.
 
Hey is simple also used to indicate a lack of education and intelligence in English?
 
Nobody knows I am George, anyway.
 
4:02 PM
You cannot urinate a wall any more than you can defecate a house
 
In Dutch, you could say someone is a bit simpel.
 
What did he mean?
 
Kafka-Break.
 
@Artic — No, but you can piss a stone and shit a brick.
 
Those verbs do not normally have objects.
 
4:03 PM
Eine Stange Wasser in die Ecke stellen.
 
@Cerberus: The key word is normally.
 
You urinate. You defecate. You could urinate on something, but you couldn't urinate something.
 
Hooray for exclamations!
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Q: using apostrophes!

anahey guys, i need some help, i`m writing an essay and well, im not very good at grammar, because i speak spanish.... i find all the grammar rules very hard and i want to get an A in my essay!i looked up the information on the internet but i still cant understand it 100%.... so i need help to under...

 
But you can piss the wall.
 
@Kiam: Perhaps you know some differently-abled people who would be able to do so.
 
4:04 PM
@Cer: Not exactly.
 
Piss and shit can take direct objects. If I hit you hard enough in the kidneys you will piss blood.
 
Yeah okay.
 
And if I eat you up I will shit you out.
 
"out"
 
"you"
 
4:05 PM
No u.
 
yo
 
what's up doc
 
Umm ... I guess @RegDwight did say it was Kafka time.
 
So many nuance.
 
That's a dupe of so many questions, I don't even know where to start.
 
4:07 PM
 
@Artic: You could urinate a substance like a bodily fluid; but you can't urinate the object on which it lands.
 
I have understood my mistake.
I have never used this verb before.
 
Hey has anyone done this face recognition test yet? I got 72%; 80% is normal, <65% means probably a disorder. Pfew.
@Artic: You probably shouldn't be needing it too often!
 
@Cerberus — What face recognition test?
 
4:09 PM
You can click "continue" without filling in anything I think.
 
@Cerberus I hope I would not.
 
I found it very hard: I made blind guesses half the time.
 
@Artic: It's not said you made any mistakes.
 
That test looks familiar to me.
 
Yeah?
 
4:11 PM
And I don't have twenty minutes anyhow. Just look in the mirror, if you recognize less that 65% of yourself, there you have it.
 
That is due to surgery, not bad memory.
 
@kiamlaluno I understood it myself.
 
@Cerberus I don't see how that's a contradiction to "65% means probably a disorder".
 
Right, if you have cut and pasted 65% of your face it means you probably have a disorder too...
 
I'm not sure what Arthur is saying here:
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A: What does "I pissed the wall" mean?

ArthurRexI'm wasting my time: meaning.................................

 
4:15 PM
@Artic: I was referring to the pee question (just to avoid confusions).
@RegDwight: He means the question is a waste of time.
 
Yeah that Arthur can sometimes be a bit enigmatic...
 
That is not even an answer, though.
Somebody described his questions better than me.
 
Yeah the answer's down-votes are well deserved.
Meh I should be going, I need to buy stuff.
Later all!
 
@Cerberus: See you.
 
@kiamlaluno Ok.
 
4:23 PM
I got 75%, below average. But I am really good at face recognition. I recognize actors in bit parts in movies all the time, after seeing them for only a few seconds years ago.
Also voices.
 
BTW, @kiamlaluno, deleting a downvoted answer sure does restore the lost points. Upon the next rep recalc, that is.
 
It's usually the affect associated with a facial expression that I recognize, not the broad structure of the face. I think, I saw just that kind of arching of the eyebrow in someone just like that. Now where was it?
 
@RegDwight: Does that mean that on the next recalc the reputation would be decreased again?
(I wonder how he knows I stated that. ;-))
(My Mac and I have a different opinion about what I should write.)
 
Um, what? The displayed rep is just smoke and mirrors. You can check your actual rep by going to /reputation. To bring them both in sync, click on the "Trigger rep recalc" button at the very bottom.
Anyone downvoting a post that is consequently deleted can request his precious one point back.
 
@Rob: That is interesting. So perhaps this test only assesses a certain aspect of face memory?
(Yeah I was going, but then I restarted my browser... I will be off in a minute though.)
 
4:34 PM
I gotta be going. CUlaterz.
 
Bai!
 
@Cerberus — I think the test is flawed.
 
@Rob: It might be... but if it doesn't assess face recognition, then what does it assess? Is it random? On Lifehacker there were many people getting results in the upper nineties.
 
It eliminates expressions, which are a HUGE means of recognizing faces.
 
Yeah, you mean the 4-dimensional aspect of faces, movement?
 
4:36 PM
@Cerberus — It is not a real-life test. You don't see movement, you see three static views of a face.
 
@RegDwight Thank you; I didn't know that.
 
Very true.
I also found the front-on faces by far the hardest to identify.
And I just made random guesses at most of the scrambled faces.
 
It's like the Mensa test: all that measures is the ability of people to do well on the Mensa test. Mensa actually agrees with that assessment, btw.
 
Oh, that.
 
I got 94%. Now I have to gloat, right?
 
4:39 PM
Yeah I think I took that Mensa preliminary test once. Or was it for some Dutch equivalent.
Congrats, Mich.
 
@MichaelMyers — Gloat away. You obviously have no distractions at the moment.
 
Do you also find it easy to recognize random avatars on SE?
 
(I guess that mensa doesn't have the same meaning, in English and Italian.)
 
I confused F'x with brilliant today.
 
4:39 PM
Although identicons like mine are harder.
 
@MichaelMyers — But here's the $64,000 question: DO YOU ALWAYS FIND WALDO IMMEDIATELY?
 
Hm... I think I meant identicons.
Anothing thing:
 
@Robusto hides face in shame
 
Mensa is the largest and oldest high-IQ society in the world. It is a non-profit organization open to people who score at the 98th percentile or higher on a standardized, supervised IQ or other approved intelligence test. Mensa is formally composed of national groups and the umbrella organization Mensa International, with a registered office in Caythorpe, Lincolnshire. Mensa (, in Latin) means "table" in Latin as is symbolized in the organization's logo. Founding Roland Berrill, an Australian barrister, and Dr Lancelot Ware, a British scientist and lawyer, founded Mensa at Lincoln Co...
 
I think I only saw one Waldo book ever. Maybe two.
 
4:41 PM
@MichaelMyers That's what I thought ... you're merely a poseur, sir!
 
What is up with all those games where you need to compare two near-identical pictures with small differences? They are incredibly easy if you just move the images one on top of the other with your eyes (I don't know what that is called).
You just squinch in a way, know what I mean?
 
(Was the Latin sentence "mensa sana in corpore sana", or "mens sana in corpore sana"?)
 
Just as with those black-and-white dotted cards that make you see 3D if you squinch.
Mens.
 
I flick my eyes back and forth looking at a certain section of each picture. Is that anything like what you're saying? Or do you have dual image processing in your brain?
 
No, no flicking.
Image you are cross eyed.
Like that.
It feels like unfocusing.
 
4:44 PM
I've never managed to get those 3D picture thingies either.
 
Okay then that's what I mean.
 
("Put your hands back in your pocket, flick your eyes back in their sockets.")
 
Learn it; it is cool.
 
Crossing my eyes is the opposite of unfocusing, so how can you do both at the same time?
 
@kiamlaluno "mens sana in corpore sana"
 
4:46 PM
Look at the 3D picture; then focus on something in the distance.
 
A healthy mind in a healthy body.
 
You will see the object in the foreground geminate, as when you're drunk.
 
@MichaelMyers — Me either. I have amblyopia, so that doesn't work for me.
 
It's not easy to get a 3D picture from those images. When you are able to do it, you see something nice.
 
(geminate?)
Hmm amblyopia?
What is that exactly, besides bad vision?
I will look it up.
Oh I see.
Yeah that won't work then.
So, what do you see when you cover your good eye?
 
4:50 PM
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Q: One sentence in my CV ,need help

Andy LemanNeed help about my cv. I want to add one sentence below my Name. Telling the company that I am free to relocate to any city. I am not native speaker and not sure about this. Can anybody tell me how to say it? which way is proper and professional. Thanks.

 
Hmm I thought the CV one was OK? A conventional phrase to say you are willing to relocate?
I upvoted them already.
Both answer and question.
 
@kiamlaluno I was looking at that earlier, and I think in its current form it's too localized. The question title, in particular, is useless to anyone else looking for similar assistance (about how to say "will relocate").
 
@Martha: Agreed, the title is bad; I will edit it then.
Done.
 
@Cerberus: I don't think the title makes a difference. If I understand what @Martha is saying, it's the question to be too localized.
 
I know, but... I disgree with Martha on that point.
However much it hurts.
ouch
 
4:55 PM
@kiamlaluno, I think it might be possible to edit the question into something that's more on-topic.
 
As I said, done!
 
What is the opposite of run-on sentence?
 
@kiamlaluno Incomplete sentence?
 
Yeah or fragment.
 
@Martha: I mean when somebody split a sentence using a period, when a period should not be used.
 
4:57 PM
Oh. Uh. I dunno. Post as a question on the site?
 
I think incomplete sentence and sentence fragment would be the right answers.
To describe the phenomenon in general, you might say over-stopping.
 
"I want to add one sentence below my Name. Telling the company that I am free to relocate to any city."
 
(I already edited that.)
I'd call it incomplete sentence or sentence fragment.
You might use a newly invented term, like period splitting.
Or period splice.
 
@Martha, @Cerberus: Thank you.
 
Ah, so double @ing does work in chat? It doesn't in comments afaik.
 
5:00 PM
"Period splice" reminds me of "comma splice".
 
Yeah that's what I based it on.
 
I like it.
 
But I think only incomplete sentence and sentence fragment are current terms.
 
"Eat your dinner, or the Period-splice monster will come to eat you."
 
Yay! I love scaring children with monsters.
Especially if it furthers their education.
 
5:02 PM
@Cerberus Yes, it works in chat but not in comments. You can also @-notify more than one person if you use a prefix that is common to them. Michael Mrozek and I get it a lot.
 
@Cerberus: Sometimes you can scare people by saying they will not see a monster. ;-)
Is it because I used a comma after the @username?
 
@Mich: Ah! I didn't know that would alert all matches (I thought just the first one it matched or something).
 
@Robusto "mens sana in corpore sanO", surely?
 
@PSM: Absolutely!
I should never believe that he would write anything else.
 
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Q: How do I say I am willing to relocate in my CV?

Andy LemanI'd like some help with my CV. I want to add one sentence below my name, telling the company that I am free to relocate to any city. I am not a native speaker and I am not sure about this. Can anybody tell me how to say it? Which way is proper and professional? Thanks.

 
5:12 PM
Not good?
 
I don't think so.
But I am not sure.
 
It asks about a specific formula that is conventionally used in CVs?
It isn't my favourite kind of question...
 
Well, based on your reaction, I will give it a little more time.
See if it gets more votes to close.
 
OK. I don't really mind anyway, you know...
By the way, that close vote was cast before I edited the question.
 
I just answered an ArthurRex question. Am I a bad person?
 
5:27 PM
@Martha: I don't know.
 
Oh dear; what question was that again? The dotted line?
 
No, his newest:
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Q: "Not worth the paper it's printed on" - wrong meaning?

ArthurRexTechnically a small piece of paper is worthless - having zero resale value, so why is the saying not: It is worth the paper it's printed on?

 
@Martha: So I saw... I won't judge you.
But I'd slightly disagree with your answer... I'd say it means "It's not worth (the money that was spent on) the paper it's printed on"
i.e. that spending that money was a waste
though my brain is pretty fried today so I'm not sure if that even makes sense!
 
@psmears — I was just copying what @kiam wrote. Didn't notice the "a" instead of "o" at the end. Ya damn pedant!
 
@Robusto: Pleased to be of service ;-)
 
5:33 PM
@PSM and @Martha: It could be either I think.
 
Uh?
 
@PLL has just posted an answer that says what I meant to say, only much more understandably. Hate when that happens.
 
I know the feeling! Happens to me all the time.
 
 
1 hour later…
6:43 PM
Does this qualify as an answer or may I convert it into a comment?
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A: "Not worth the paper it's printed on" - wrong meaning?

PaulReinOne expression is that "a verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on." (attributed to Samuel Goldwyn), i.e. nothing at all.

 
Sounds like a comment to me.
 
Thanks. And now it also got flagged as such by someone else. That's enough support for my decision to convert it.
 

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