I'm glad someone did a little trolling

I had some ideas but never got around to them

The Bill Gates quote is a little overdone

Maybe a quote from the next door neighbor saying something along the lines of "tf is Vyxal and why are you at my door asking me about it at 3 in the morning"

That's half the point :p

Little long though

@lyxal Fair enough

Can we add gluten-free and peanut-free references along with the eggs?

I miss when Vyxal was gluten-free

It still is

It just is implied now

@VyxalBot When can I score programs using quaternions

> note: interpreter source not included, you need to make your own

what is this?

The README

The README gives you instructions for making the interpreter yourself

It's a DIY kit!

You ever seen another language with only 594 bytes of source code?

> but hey, chances are you'll beat Jelly by at least 5.

I like how even after reading your mind, Vyxal v4.2.0 can only beat Jelly by 5 bytes

not 5 bytes

just 5

Oh

@VyxalBot Whoa, I just tried this, and when I tried making an infinite loop, it was so efficient that it used 0% of my CPU

This 0 code, 0 functionality thing is pretty revolutionary

It's gonna catch on, I'm telling you!

Who would've guessed that you can get performance improvements of up to Infinity% if you simply strip out everything problematic

I'm surprised no one is talking about the IaaS functionalities of 4.2.0 :p

How many impostors can we afford? Is this a free service?

I don't think we can keep up with the worldwide demand for impostors

you leave that to me

Where are you acquiring all these impostors?

that's not for you to know

sus

@user ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ

hello there @jfo - long time no see!

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@lyxal Who was that?

I don't think I've seen them here before

2x-1

Ah

USERRRRRRRRRRR

WHY ARE YOU KICKING MY BOT

It replied to "sus" with amongi

@VyxalBot See here

Lyxal merged pull request #1686 (Add ~ flag for testing against expected output) in Vyxal/Vyxal

Lyxal deleted branch v2-add-enhanced-test-case-flag in Vyxal/Vyxal

Lyxal closed issue #1307 (Add another flag to run test cases with expected output) in Vyxal/Vyxal

!!/prod

vyxal-bot[bot] opened pull request #1698 (Update production (Apr 01 2023)) in Vyxal/Vyxal

Lyxal merged pull request #1698 (Update production (Apr 01 2023)) in Vyxal/Vyxal

Lyxal merged pull request #1692 (Make G and g NOPs on Numbers) in Vyxal/Vyxal

Lyxal deleted branch make-min-max-nop-on-num in Vyxal/Vyxal

Lyxal closed issue #1486 (Number overload to g and G) in Vyxal/Vyxal

Lyxal reopened issue #1486 (Number overload to g and G) in Vyxal/Vyxal

Lyxal merged pull request #1674 (Implement H) in Vyxal/Vyxal

Lyxal deleted branch v3-implement-H in Vyxal/Vyxal

ysthakur approved #1683 (Implement matrix from (anti)diagonals): "Still not happy with the single-letter variable names but alright"

Lyxal created branch v3-quick-refactor in Vyxal/Vyxal

Lyxal opened pull request #1699 (Apply late suggestions on another PR) in Vyxal/Vyxal

make the bot say the wrong thing with !!/amilyxal when it's april foolss

it already says that 10% of the time

!!/amilyxal

@lyxal You are lyxal.

you had one job!

ysthakur assigned ysthakur to pull request #1699 (Apply late suggestions on another PR) in Vyxal/Vyxal