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3:00 PM
Lovely. Here come the dickjokes.
 
Haha, Google Translate doesn't know piesacken.
 
it does. it doesn't know piesacke
 
Well duh.
 
Me mosqueas.
 
@MattЭллен And actually, it does not know piesacken, either.
 
3:02 PM
Probably should islamocensor that one.
 
@RegDwightАΑA well it doesn't know it doesn't know it
 
"I’m just pissing around with you" seems sensible.
 
@tchrist messing.
Pissing around is what @Rob does, as we have established earlier.
 
How is that different?
piss about or piss around. —vb. 1. (intr) to behave in a casual or silly way.
Oh right.
mosquear is to annoy, from mosca fly, like what mosquitos do.
 
Ugh. They have a logo?
And a hideous one?
 
3:06 PM
uncode
 
Do they have a code point for that?
 
@RegDwightАΑA He said he had it-feminine/her in hand. This really suggests polla, although I suppose he meant some chicky-wiki.
 
Hey, ho, chicky-wiki on the raft.
 
@RegDwightАΑA I produce only exegeses, not apocalypses.
 
3:08 PM
folla? chicky-wiki? Where's that islamocensor?!
polla even
 
That’s polla, not folla, as ineluctably related though they should be.
 
@tchrist eventually you will. It takes its time. Poco a poco lypses.
 
senza sordini
 
Tutto puesto
And then despuesto, too.
 
3:10 PM
Despuesto is what you apply to your capellini.
 
No, with my capellini I prefer Cispuesto.
 
恖 shot first
 
Progressive trancepuesto.
 
Is that a swan or a tiger? I can't see.
(Famous last words.)
 
3:12 PM
Actually it's neither. I see it's heart at the bottom.
 
Yes, heart.
 
Unicode Han Character 'U+6056' (U+6056)
 
Out of close votes. My work here is done.
 
@RegDwightАΑA I see it is toilette at the bottom.
 
3:15 PM
You use your heart as a toilet?
 
I think it should be bottom at the toilet, not the other way around.
Conventionally, the toilet is stationary.
 
Not if you demontage it.
 
⫷⫸
 
Nice collection of pixels. Actually I lied, it's hideous.
 
if you squint, it looks like a corner
 
3:17 PM
If I squint it looks like the left boob of a paratrooper.
 
A coroner?
 
I dunno. Do paratroopers have coroners for left boobs?
 
@MattЭллен "\N{TRIPLE NESTED LESS-THAN}\N{TRIPLE NESTED GREATER-THAN}" is purdy expressivish.
 
@tchrist like a triple nested not equal to
 
@MattЭллен No, it’s a doubly-indirect <ARGV> readline operation on the default filehandle.
 
3:21 PM
bless you
 
@MattЭллен You could probably apply some combining characters to one of these for that: ≄ ≆ ≉ ≠ ≨ ≩ ⊊ ⊋ ⋠ ⋡ ⋢ ⋣ ⋤ ⋥ ⋬ ⋭ ⪇ ⪈ ⪱ ⪲ ⪵ ⪶ ⪹ ⪺ ⫋ ⫌.
 
Wow suddenly I can read what tchrist posts. slaps computer
 
I only see part of that.
And hullo. I'm eating lunch.
 
I'm about to mute a commie, so I can count on tchrist's lines being completely empty again in no time.
 
I got it from McDonald's.
 
3:27 PM
@KitFox hullo. Is it good?
 
@KitFox Howdy.
Eating at the clown again.
 
Yep. McBites.
 
McDonald's have lunches now?
 
Yep.
 
@RegDwightАΑA Not for another hour, no.
 
3:27 PM
Tastes like chicken.
 
@KitFox Aren't you supposed to bite Macs, not the other way round?
 
chomps
 
When all the evidence fits, Mac bites
 
Looks like another relaunch of fried garbage.
 
KFC call it popcorn chicken
 
3:29 PM
Probably just as tasty as unhealthy.
 
depends if your garbage is mainly chicken and batter
 
In point of fact, it is not.
 
mine is. I only eat cardboard
 
It's spicy fried garbage.
With sweet-and-sour garbage on it.
 
3:31 PM
om nom nom
 
But it's new packaging so they can charge you twice the price for their usual garbage?
 
I think I like popcorn chicken better.
@RegDwightАΑA You got it.
I had crackers and kielbasa last night because of our conversation, @Reg.
 
No mention of vodka?
 
Speaking of delicious things.
No, I think I'm out of vodka.
Neil had an interesting idea for changing the story, too, that I am excited to try out in a day or two when I can get back to it.
 
Hoozah, I just had my first valid flag on SO. Isn't there a badge for that or something?
 
3:46 PM
no, only if you successfully flag a skeet post.
 
Looks like there is, but also looks like I've had it for aeons.
 
It's a conspiracy.
Well how about a badge for being the target of a conspiracy?
 
they gave oll those badges to Evan Caroll
 
How about a badge for losing to Evan?
 
3:48 PM
I thought there was a conspiracy to be nice to Evan.
 
who would have that badge?
 
@RegDwightАΑA Nope, Windows at work.
 
catcha l8r!
 
@Robusto Dann halt Pech gehabt.
Yeah I gotta run, too.
Ouvert et haut.
 
@RegDwightАΑA Genau.
 
3:51 PM
Oh, sinner man, where you gonna run to?
Run to the moon, "Moon won't you hide me?"
Run to the sea, "Sea won't you hide me?"
Run to the sun, "Sun won't you hide me all on that day?"
 
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@Noah TYPING LIKE THIS IN CHAT IS USED FOR DRAMATIC EFFECT. IT CAN MEAN MANY THINGS DEPENDING ON CONTEXT.
 
@JasperLoy JASPER IS SHOUTING!
howdy, room
 
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@cornbreadninja YO YO!
 
Jasper, you are back to your old self.
 
I am 1/5 and 1/5 to the Marshal badge.
 
user19161
4:01 PM
@cornbreadninja Does that mean 2/5?
 
.2 * .2 = .04
The closer you get to your goal, the farther you are away from it.
Z-Nose' Paradox.
 
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@Robusto That could happen if the path is not a straight line, it's true.
 
"e’"???
 
@JasperLoy I have 120 flags. Marshal badge takes 500.
 
user19161
In life, we often have to go around in many circles until we reach the goal.
 
4:05 PM
@tchrist You are taking far too much umbrage at my jokes. Lighten' up!
 
@JasperLoy ⅕ + ⅕ = ⅖.
 
@tchrist two small. kant reed.
 
@Robusto It’s because it’s pluvious by me today.
 
Marshal badge is a dubious honor. It means you excel at being a pain in the ass.
 
ctrl+mousewheel ahhh.
 
4:06 PM
I need a brelly.
 
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@Robusto That means all the mods are pains in asses.
 
@tchrist let a smile be your umbrella.
 
@cornbreadninja Whose fault is that, O querulous one?
 
@tchrist OP.
:D
 
user19161
Beware of the jellyfish. It is an umbrella that can sting.
 
4:07 PM
Now, the Legendary badge ... that's the form horse on any SE site.
 
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@Robusto I think you should aim for 100k. That is something rare, 6 digits.
 
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Also, looks like Barrie may overtake Robusto this year, or maybe next.
 
@JasperLoy Check the second derivative.
 
@JasperLoy Nah, I just don't have the interest anymore. I'd have to spend six months jumping on every stupid question that comes along. I don't roll out of bed anymore unless a question is at least mildly interesting.
Or I'm really bored.
 
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4:09 PM
Why do people swim in seas knowing that there might be jellyfish? I guess many seas are safe from jellyfish, but then one cannot be sure.
 
the mama pajama rolled outta bed and she ran to the police station
@JasperLoy why stop at jellyfish? Sharks, stingy coral. . .
 
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@cornbreadninja The banana in the papaya in the iguana in the zenana is in Panama.
 
I apologize for my fake spaced ellipsis.
 
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@cornbreadninja My skin is rather sensitive. Seawater gives rise to rash.
 
I don't think we have any business swimming in oceans.
 
4:11 PM
@cornbreadninja ¹³⁷⁄₆₈₅   +  ²³¹⁴⁄₁₁₅₇₀   =   ²⁄₅
 
@simchona meow!
@tchrist I see.
 
user19161
@cornbreadninja Are you a crazy cat lady?
 
I was greeting simchona.
when the papa found out, he began to shout and they started the investigation
 
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@cornbreadninja I know, I was trying to use this term because I only learnt its meaning recently.
 
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@cornbreadninja Is this your new novel?
 
4:13 PM
@JasperLoy throws free cat @JasperLoy
@JasperLoy paul simon's old one
 
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@cornbreadninja The only Simon I know is the one on American Idol. I think he knows nothing about singing.
 
@cornbreadninja How many cats can you juggle?
@JasperLoy Tough claim.
 
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@tchrist I can't even juggle a single ball I think.
 
@tchrist that remains to be seen.
 
@JasperLoy Unless he gets tired of jumping on every question he sees, he no doubt will. But, as the guy says in Moneyball, "We're all told at some point in time that we can no longer play the children's game, we just don't know when that's gonna be. Some of us are told at eighteen, some of us are told at forty, but we're all told."
 
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4:17 PM
@tchrist I never heard that Simon sing himself. I wonder what he sounds like.
 
@JasperLoy here's a little number I tossed off recently in the Carribbean...
 
is delighted that a future-tense tag exists, just to get Barrie’s and John Lawler’s knickers in a snit.
 
Well, how do you make that work?
 
4:22 PM
Which?
Dare you to write the tag wiki for
 
user19161
[test]
 
oh... [ tag: tagname ] without spaces
 
user19161
 
see also: <kbd>ctrl</kbd>
damn, only works on main
go ahead, go try making a keyboard key. I'll wait here.
 
@cornbreadninja What do you want a 🎹 🔑 for?
 
4:28 PM
@tchrist cries kant see
 
GARFC
 
I'm just sayin', if you need to make a neat-looking keyboard key...
@tchrist hands you a barf bag
 
I just do not understand “keyboard key”.
 
bye @JasperLoy!
@tchrist please hold for informative picture
 
@cornbreadninja I see.
␡⃣ ␡⃢ ␡⃞.
 
4:42 PM
@tchrist :(
searches for hobby lobby coupon; waits for tchrist to post last message as image
 
thank you.
 
5:12 PM
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Q: US/UK spellings of tags should be synonyms

tchristI propose as a matter both of policy and principle that any tag name that exists in one of the major spelling variants (loosely, US-vs-UK, but not so limited) should also exist in the other as a synonym. Here is the list of current tags this would apply to, along with the respective status of ea...

That should get me talked about.
We’ve definitely lacking a tag.
Ah, there: now I’ve done it.
I’m of course unserious about the peevers.
 
's not the only fruit
 
5:28 PM
Prolly oughtn’t get me started, you know.
 
@tchrist which is a synonym of
 
    F8FF  (customized PUA name: APPLE CORPORATE LOGO) \p{Block=Private_Use_Area}
 🍅  1F345       TOMATO
 🍆  1F346       AUBERGINE
        = eggplant
 🍇  1F347       GRAPES
 🍈  1F348       MELON
 🍉  1F349       WATERMELON
 🍊  1F34A       TANGERINE
 🍋  1F34B       LEMON
 🍌  1F34C       BANANA
 🍍  1F34D       PINEAPPLE
 🍎  1F34E       RED APPLE
 🍏  1F34F       GREEN APPLE
 🍐  1F350       PEAR
 🍑  1F351       PEACH
 🍒  1F352       CHERRIES
 🌸  1F338       CHERRY BLOSSOM
 📙  1F4D9       ORANGE BOOK
 
Actually tchrist forgot to propose that be made a synonym of .
 
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@cornbreadninja Hey no need to say bye. I jump in and out 9000 times a day.
 
@Reg: How much work would it be to implement the proposal? Is it just so much busy-work?
 
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5:35 PM
@RegDwightАΑA True. I wonder why BrE is not used...
 
@tchrist a couple seconds per synonym? Perhaps ten. Twenty tops.
 
@JasperLoy That’s a very interesting question, you know.
@RegDwightАΑA Oh good. I’d withdraw the proposal were it otherwise.
 
user19161
@tchrist You got the number wrong.
 
Nah, if anything we are not synonymi[z|s]ing enough. Mods and regular users alike.
 
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@mahnax Boo!
 
5:37 PM
Of course the requirements are quite draconic, too.
 
@RegDwightАΑA This is the problem.
 
You have to be like the queen of the tag, and be wearing your crown, too.
 
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I don't understand why the network profile has to be synced from the oldest account.
 
Hm, 20k relaxes editing of tag wikis.
 
user19161
Can't the network profile be edited on its own?
 
5:39 PM
I don’t understand why Meta is repfree.
Well, here.
Not on SO.
 
@tchrist it used to be not entirely rep-free, only that the rep was kind of hidden.
Now I suspect it's still not really rep-free, but the rep is completely invisible.
 
user19161
What if one wants to delete the oldest account? Wouldn't the network profile then say "please delete me" when that is not the intention?
 
Meta still has all kinds of badges that absolutely require rep.
@JasperLoy Is it synchronized regularly? I don't think so. But I don't know.
 
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@RegDwightАΑA It seems to be synced now and then even when not intentionally activated.
 
user19161
It takes a JLO to spot this kind of errors, really.
 
5:43 PM
If you think it's an error, post a complaint.
 
user19161
Not a complaint but a suggestion. Complaint is too strong a word.
 
user19161
Then again, it's just me who cares about these things which may seem unimportant to others.
 
user19161
Very often, what seems important to me is not to others, and vice versa.
 
@RegDwightАΑA Are you sure? It seems to simply bounce through to main’s.
 
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@tchrist Do you know that typing main here enclosed in square brackets has a magical effect?
 
5:46 PM
@JasperLoy Teleport?
 
user19161
@tchrist Try it!
 
I hate getting sucker-punched.
But you seem not to be that way.
Hm.
 
user19161
Yes, very good.
 
user19161
Now typing it as the only thing on a line will have another effect.
 
5:48 PM
Looks the same to me.
 
user19161
Oops, I thought it would expand.
 
@Reg I can’t seem to find any evidence that one can get any badges at all from (a non-MSO) meta.
 
user19161
 
user19161
Ah, it only expands when you type it out in full.
 
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Q: Origin of 'fairer sex'

PlaymakerI've seen the term 'the fairer sex' being used in a number of areas to refer to females. How did they get that title? What does 'fairer' refer to in this case?

Hm.
I think we have a problem.
That’s talking about sex, not about grammatical gender.
 
Jez
5:52 PM
not surprising, considering English doesn't have grammatical gender
 
sex and gender are different.
 
@tchrist nice guys finish last.
 
I just want an excuse for there being a tag, dagnabbit.
 
we used to have
 
Really?
 
5:55 PM
or was it ?
 
it was my favorite tag!
 
Just in time!
@JSBձոգչ do you get god-pinged when someone invokes that tag name?
 
Jez
mating-advice - what's that? "If you call out oh my god during sex, does that imply you're actually religious?"
3
 
@cornbreadninja my all-knowing interbots call out to me
 
@JSBձոգչ :D
 

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