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12:01 AM
> Cave Johnson : Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying Pig DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of pig men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.
@BradC and either way Trump will use it to push how he was cheated
GOP Wins = see, we was supposed to have win Georgia, this is proof it was rigged
Dem Wins = see, even the senate elections were rigged
 
 
3 hours later…
Neat, NYT brought back their needle for this lol nytimes.com/interactive/2021/01/05/us/elections/…
They had three needles for the Presidential election this year which means that scientifically this election is 2/3 as important as that one, of course
 
The readout would like you to know the President is a hard working boy who is doing his best
 
@TimStone Didn't he have the same schedule yesterday? Colbert even made fun of it
 
I think it was something similar yeah
 
It was even less detailed since there's no rally that day, if you can believe it
> Dave is more aggressive than most people who make election calls, though he’s saying what a lot of Election Twitter is thinking, even though I wouldn’t expect the networks to make a call any time soon. Note, however, that this pertains to the Warnock race, and Ossoff is still underperforming Warnock by around 0.8 points, so even if you think the Warnock race is in the bag for Democrats, that’s just one of the two they need.
Nate Silver's take
 
2:56 AM
Also the President is mad at Antifa (no one really understands what this actually means)
 
3:06 AM
I just woke up from a nap. OMG! I don't want to jinx it. Is it just me, or is it looking really good for the home team?!? Breathe, Jolene, breathe.
 
@TimStone :( Man, I knew it was a matter of time but I honestly didn't expect it to happen so quickly and so brutally
 
3:28 AM
It's obvious they're doing this right as Covid peaks and during the lame duck period
Not that Trump would give a shit about HK anyway
 
@TimStone he doesn't want DC to show up and stop people on 1/6
is what this is about
also I don't think joe biden thought this ga senate result would happen either but
show me the money joe
 
3:51 AM
 
4:37 AM
I have been informed that proud boys in DC have no idea what they are doing and are just walking into kettles
spiderman fighting spiderman
just no idea what they're doing and they're up against just regular MPD
no situational awareness, no equipment
they are not used to not having police escort
 
5:11 AM
Calling the literal cops Antifa, amazing
Also, prediction seems to be Ossoff has indeed won his race too, giving Dems control of the Senate
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2 hours ago, by Unionhawk
also I don't think joe biden thought this ga senate result would happen either but
 
 
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I'm watching the ABC news live feed online, but for some reason, they're not showing internal footage of the Capitol
Like, they're just showing the protestors outside
 
They're probably afraid they'll be murdered by the protestors if they try going through them
 
@Wipqozn no, I mean, what about CSPAN?
AFAIK they're already doing the validation of the votes
 
2:02 PM
@TimStone This is huge. Well done America
 
2:45 PM
Let's hope Pence doesn't try anything stupid today (I don't believe he will, and he has no chance anyway)
 
3:08 PM
@MadScientist What if he just shoots up the senate and then Trump pardons him?
 
don't give them any worse ideas
 
3:27 PM
@Jolenealaska Holy shit!
I pulled up the page last night but forgot to keep an eye on it
 
4:19 PM
Ahh today is gonna be dumb
 
@TimStone I honestly thought this was just a parody before I clicked it
Holy shit
 
4:38 PM
Well if 2020 was taught us anything, that'll probably happen. So we should start taking bets.
 
I mean he seems to think trial by combat involves you staking your reputation and buddy it's a bit more involved than that
 
5:13 PM
lol come on, he really picked Merrick Garland as the AG
 
@TimStone So obviously he wanted someone that is seen as independent and non-partisan. The big question is now whether he wanted that to grant a potential prosecution of Trump more legitimacy, or to avoid any prosecution in the first place
I mean, I absolutely think Trump has to be prosecuted or the rule of law won't mean much anymore. There must be consequences for these actions. But I also think that prosecuting the former administration is a really dangerous thing to do, if it appears at all political (which is exactly what Trump has been trying to do).
 
There's some speculation that given the Senate, it gives the opportunity to replace Garland on the DC circuit with someone younger
 
presumably it's deleted for an edit, but deputy what lol
unrelatedly
 
> This is going to sound nerdy and dumb, but Trump is talking about his presidency in the past tense instead of the present perfect.
 
@Unionhawk Deputy AG
Associate AG is third-tier
 
I see
 
5:59 PM
Congratulations on losing your budget committee chairmanship
 
"Please sir, I was not involved in attempting to perpetrate election fraud in the state of Georgia"
Pence has released a statement saying what the news report said yesterday that Trump tweeted he didn't say
Probably to distract from him screwing up the vaccination program
lol, holy shit
she's talking about winning over the youth and she went "Guess I better pull out my list of Hitler quotes"
Literally a ton of other people expressing this sentiment who are checks notes not Hitler
 
@TimStone I can't wait for the sequel to his book
 
Can't wait to accidentally get police reform because the police were forced to do something to the cosplay fascists
Anyway the President just told them to march on the Capitol so I'm sure this will end fine
 
6:17 PM
@TimStone Isn't there an judicial exemption to the 1st Amendment for attempting to incite violence? Fighting words or something like that?
 
Not great 😬
@Nzall Incitement has a pretty strict criteria, if it's not like an immediate call to action then people have time to realise he's dumb and not do it so it becomes not his fault
lol Trump said earlier he'd walk with them to the Capitol and then got in a motorcade and left
 
Reports of a suspicious package
 
6:32 PM
Imagine a guy being like "Oh yeah I'll totally be there with you" then immediately going back to his compound and you going "that's my guy!"
 
7:10 PM
> McConnell is essentially making a speech arguing that America should be a democratic republic. And that position is dividing his party.
Geeeeeesh
 
the house is now at recess per Rule 1.12(b), regarding the authority of the speaker to declare an emergency recess
 
JUST IN - Protesters are fighting with Secret Service and Capitol Police within the U.S. capitol. twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1346903150947655685
 
I'm watching a CNN live feed. This is just insanity
White supremacists are literally commiting a coup
 
I used to joke about how the Trump administration feels like some sort of grotesque reality show. Well, it sure got a crazy series finale
 
HOW was capital police not prepared for this? They've known for weeks there would be protests on this day
 
The fact that there's someone waving a Confederate flag in front of the Senate door is just so ridiculous
 
I read something about a request for the national guard being denied...
 
8:12 PM
The Capitol Police should have been more prepared, but it's relevant that they're typically backed up by federal forces which, you know, are directed by the guy who did the incitement
DC has no unilateral authority to call in the National Guard because it's not a state, for instance
 
Apparently someone's been shot in the chamber
 
@TimStone They weren't more prepared because they think this is good
 
A protestor who broke out the windows and was climbing in
 
it's somewhat staggering how broken a democratic system can be...
 
@Vogel612 Unfortunately, the whole system was put together with the assumption that the participants would have the best interests of democracy at heart
There was no provision for nearly half the country wanting fascism
Oh shit
There's someone on the steps telling everyone to get their guns and put a stop to things
 
8:20 PM
And to think that 7 hours ago, we were ecstatic about Democrats regaining control over the Senate
 
@Unionhawk I mean I don't think they think the prospect of the crowd doing violence to them is good even if they like that the crowd is typically supportive of their violence
Like they're still cops but they're not in control which is not ideal, for cops
 
I mean, meh
there's a reason they're trying to negotiate instead of just dragging people out
 
Shiiiii....
That got bad fast.
 
I do kind of wonder what other equipment is located under the seats of congress
or is it just an escape hood and that's it
 
It turns out everyone gets a glock and Boebert wasn't special
I assume just the mask, did you see what they look like?
 
Yes, heh
 
> Pro-Trump protesters entered the Capitol building and engaged with riot police as Congress held a joint session to count the Electoral College votes which would clear the path to President-elect Joe Biden’s inauguration later this month.
> One person was shot amid the melee, according to The Associated Press and NBC News. The Senate recessed its Electoral College debate on Wednesday afternoon after protesters outside of the Capitol building forced a lockdown. Vice President Mike Pence was evacuated from the building.
 
Oh cool
 
Biden is speaking
 
Now they've got a guy on a bullhorn telling people that when they get cleared out by the national guard they should go attack news orgs
Daaamn, Biden calling it like it is
Man, he's not pulling any punches
 
@SaintWacko Honestly I'm surprised they haven't already attacked the reporters there and started beheading them
 
@Wipqozn Same. One reporter had to abandon their position, and another one had a woman yelling at them asking if they were fake news
There is a very shaken reporter speaking right now who had some of the mob surround her, threatening and screaming
"This isn't what we're supposed to be doing. This is bad for our optics, it makes us look bad."
That's the only condemnation of the mob's actions that she's heard from a Trump supporter
Not "This is wrong." but "This is bad for our optics."
And the second senate seat has been called in Georgia
 
Trump is speaking. Started by once again saying the election was stolen.
He basically just tried to rile them up more
 
So, didn't they have any tear gas left because they used it all on the police violence protests?
 
@MadScientist Oh that makes sense!
 
nah, with the refusal to call in the national guard this is still just a blatant double standard
I won't stand for my cynicism being mistaken for common sense by fascists
 
dc national guard answers to the president of the united states
 
9:26 PM
@MadScientist Yeah, 100%
@Unionhawk The only reason they're being sent out now is that someone finally convinced Trump that it was going to look really, really bad if he didn't call them out
 
@SaintWacko didn't a neighbour state respond first with their own national guard?
IED found at the capitol, this whole thing went a bit further than I expected
 
@Wipqozn Wow, no kidding. He may as well have just been winking the whole time he was telling people to go home
 
@MadScientist Virginia, and then Maryland
 
@MadScientist Oh shit, really?
 
9:29 PM
The National Association of Manufacturers has called on Pence to invoke the 25th Amendment, somehow a stronger message than Pelosi and Schumer have managed
 
@MadScientist Holy shit. Yet not surprising.
 
Push 'em back, waaaay back
I'm hearing detonations and saw some cannisters rain in
 
9:50 PM
Ah, official confirmation of the shooting inside the chamber
 
Dec 29 '20 at 20:38, by Jolenealaska
Speaking of senseless violence, if I lived in DC I'd be getting the hell out of Dodge before the 6th. I'm afraid (thanks to Trump's incitement) that day is going to be deadly. https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/local/protests/trump-supporters-rally-protest-january-6-maga-protest/65-2639563a-b04e-4a40-a028-23083673d46b
 
Apparently the GameStop social media person was having a real one today
 
10:08 PM
At least they managed to save the electoral ballot boxes
 
Trying to see if I remember this right...
Probably didn't mean that to apply to special and lovely people, though
 
@Sterno No no. You see. They're freedom fighters, not protestors.
 
10:57 PM
I just saw busses arrive. Maybe it's all those busses that didn't show up on for the rallies?!
Curfew in 1 minute
 
11:09 PM
This curfew sure is being enforced
> These are the things and events that happen when a sacred landslide election victory is so unceremoniously & viciously stripped away from great patriots who have been badly & unfairly treated for so long. Go home with love & in peace. Remember this day forever!
 
@Wipqozn Those are English words
 
Woman shot has died
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Please charge Trump for murder. Thanks.
 
Can't help but notice the difference in this curfew enforcement versus the anti violence and BLM ones. You know, when people were tear gassed on their front steps.
@Robotnik It definitely does.
Looks like they're finally starting to get enforce it
 
@Wipqozn It's so damned disgusting
 
11:28 PM
It looks like twitter actually deleted Trump's latest tweet
 

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