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8:12 AM
@Arjun Oh, oh! I know that razor! You use it to kill Issac Newton
 
@2x-1 really?
I thought that's what Newton used to kill people who opposed gravity
 
@Lyxal It's what Einstein used to kill Newton
 
@2x-1 ooooooooh right I remember now
Of course
They teach us that in 69th grade history class
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@Lyxal They teach us the string theory in G26.
String theory is a theory that involves 26 different dimensions
It kind of overlaps with history.
 
Yeah, well I involve 27 different dimensions
 
8:15 AM
@Lyxal REALLY?
 
I have more dimensions than string theory
That's how epic I am
 
@null This year, the Mid-Autumn festival (based on 阴历) and the National Holiday (based on 阳历) happen to fall on the same date.
 
What day?
 
We have a perfect Chinese idiom to describe this situation. 阴阳怪气. lol
 
What day do they fall upon
 
8:17 AM
@Lyxal 10/1
 
Well we need to destroy that date to prevent accidents
We can't have events falling over dates
It's a safety hazard
 
Well, the best choice is to not have any events at all.
 
Because if they fall on the same day, people might get hurt
 
A reference to All falls down?
 
No, a reference to imagining if the events actually tripped over (fell on) a day
 
8:19 AM
@Lyxal If they coincide on the same day, all of our coins will disappear. They'll commit suicide.
 
@2x-1 oh
 
And then, we are only going have paper coins.
 
I thought that was when a person killed the coins
Like a coin genocide
But coincide
 
@Lyxal I suspect that in the year 2048, someone will happen to put all the celebrations in a year in a single day.
 
@2x-1 how so?
 
8:21 AM
@Lyxal He's the president of the United States
 
Who is? Are you saying @Arjun becomes president of the United States?!?
 
Exactly!
 
Oh wow
 
Lyxal will be the vice-president.
 
That's a bad idea
 
8:22 AM
I shall kill both of you!
 
Oh
Right
I forgot about that
Is that punishment for committing war crimes against rocks?
 
yesterday, by Lyxal
Okay so we should make a country here
 
It's called Cringe Nation
 
It's kind of difficult to continue the conversation here.
 
Why?
 
8:26 AM
Okay so today I discovered that apparently 57.2% of people don't exist
 
Because they're on Facebook
Apparently, about 50% of the people on Facebook has already died.
We need to find a way to pretend as them.
 
Facebook makes then turn into blobs of Jelly
 
So that they can appear to be alive.
Because, it's kind of disgusting to have dead people in a social network like this, right?
 
Exactly
But do you know who made Jelly?
 
That would make a sane person throw up in Facebook.
 
8:29 AM
Dennis did!
 
Which can potentially slow down the speed of the network.
Apparently, Dennis is the one who did that exact thing.
 
DENNIS CONTROLS PEOPLE THROUGH FACEBOOK AND TURNS THEM INTO BLOBS
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Spread the word
 
Now, Facebook needs thousands of extra servers to speed their servers up.
That is very disgusting.
And, the vomitus of Dennis on Facebook's servers need to be cleaned up!
Since Dennis has already turned into a blob of jelly, who is going to do that thing?
It's going to be the information from the vomitus, right?
The first literal occurance of a vomitus -- Parody of Grace Hopper
If you ever go to Facebook's headquarters, you see a supercomputer in front of you in the counter.
Which means that there are so many supercomputers already that there is already no space for people to breathe in!
If you try to breathe, you can't - it smells like Dennis' vomitus.
Which is why, @Lyxal, that you should delete your Facebook account and pretend to be dead.
Because, if you use Facebook nowadays, you'll smell vomitus from the headquarters even through your screen.
Isn't that an unpleasant experience?
The good thing is, people in China have already decided to avoid using Facebook. That's certainly a great thing!
We should learn from the Chinese. They're the best Internet users in the world.
It's a pleasure being with you today. Let's open the floor to questions.
Any questions?
Oh no, Lyxal is dead.
No, I don't think so.
I agree that Lyxal is dead, but it doesn't explain how he's active for a trillion trillion years already.
I see your point. I suppose so. But, I'm afraid I had to disagree with you.
You see, Lyxal's avatar is turning gray, that means that he must be dead for a trillion trillion years. Not alive...
Absolutely not! How can I ever understand Lyxal's current status? How can I ever -
I'm sorry to break in like this, but I'm afraid that your question is a really dumb question.
What I meant was that Lyxal is probably alive.
Prove it.
Hey, @Lyxal, AYT?
You see, Lyxal said nothing. That explains my point of Dennis on Facebook killing everyone.
Your speech is downright disgusting, if not informative.
 
@Lyxal Today I learned that everyone is dead! Yay
If everyone is dead, then we don't need to consume any energy, which is very economically friendly!
 
 
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10:08 AM
@2x-1 except I've never had a Facebook account
 
10:40 AM
@Lyxal Me neither
No, actually I did have a fake one. I had created it to use facebook's api.
It got terminated. (And I never used the api either)
Don't let any of this distract you from the fact that we have a month long challenge coming up the first of November.
 

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