Now, Facebook needs thousands of extra servers to speed their servers up.
And, the vomitus of Dennis on Facebook's servers need to be cleaned up!
Since Dennis has already turned into a blob of jelly, who is going to do that thing?
It's going to be the information from the vomitus, right?
The first literal occurance of a vomitus -- Parody of Grace Hopper
If you ever go to Facebook's headquarters, you see a supercomputer in front of you in the counter.
Which means that there are so many supercomputers already that there is already no space for people to breathe in!
If you try to breathe, you can't - it smells like Dennis' vomitus.
Which is why, @Lyxal, that you should delete your Facebook account and pretend to be dead.
Because, if you use Facebook nowadays, you'll smell vomitus from the headquarters even through your screen.
Isn't that an unpleasant experience?
The good thing is, people in China have already decided to avoid using Facebook. That's certainly a great thing!
We should learn from the Chinese. They're the best Internet users in the world.
It's a pleasure being with you today. Let's open the floor to questions.
I agree that Lyxal is dead, but it doesn't explain how he's active for a trillion trillion years already.
I see your point. I suppose so. But, I'm afraid I had to disagree with you.
You see, Lyxal's avatar is turning gray, that means that he must be dead for a trillion trillion years. Not alive...
Absolutely not! How can I ever understand Lyxal's current status? How can I ever -
I'm sorry to break in like this, but I'm afraid that your question is a really dumb question.
What I meant was that Lyxal is probably alive.
You see, Lyxal said nothing. That explains my point of Dennis on Facebook killing everyone.
Your speech is downright disgusting, if not informative.
