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7:00 PM
Have you seen today's xkcd?
 
Always
 
It's great: xkcd.com
 
I love xkcd, bought both of his books the day they came out. He's hilarious
 
Yessss randall munroe thing person guy yeah
 
Have you read "What If" and "Thing Explainer"? They're both awesome
 
7:00 PM
Yes I have
 
My favorite chapter was the swimming pool
 
and how to
 
How To is hilarious also
 
I liked the file sending one in how to
 
The file sending had me in tears
 
7:01 PM
buterflies XD
 
Packet loss = dead butterflies
3
 
heya north
lol yes
 
I've always wanted to attend a Randall Munroe lecture, unfortunately he never came to a college near me
 
Imma star your comment just so people will be really confused when they don't have context
 
7:02 PM
Please do
 
Wow 3 stars in like 30 seconds
 
@matt EWWW, gross
 
Why wouldn't you string string cheese?
 
What was the picture matt shared, I came too late to see it
 
7:03 PM
@Voldemort'sWrath What day? Mine's on the fourth of November (I'm sharing here because well Imma be bragging when my birthday is on my birthday LOL)
 
second lol
 
@Voldemort'sWrath You always string string cheese
 
Yeah it's just what you do
 
Or fry it, that's pretty good too
 
Interesting; never thought about that
 
7:04 PM
@Voldemort'sWrath You're two days older than I am. Hmph
 
Partner and I went to a Southern restaurant one time in Nashville where they had fried string cheese appetizers, and it was one of the most amazing things I've ever tasted
 
Well you don't know which year ;)
That's cool sciborg. I think that would be overloading for my heart tho
fried cheese
 
@Voldemort'sWrath Well, you said you were a junior so
 
I could feel my arteries clogging as I ate it
 
? who said that
 
7:05 PM
And I'm a junior....
 
I'm not a junior ;);)
 
@Voldemort'sWrath Didn't you say that before?
 
What year are you?
 
sophomore :P
2005
 
7:05 PM
Oh wow, you're young
 
You're younger than North!
 
i'm a youngun
I'm younger than North!
 
Listen here, back in my day -
 
*for the first time in forever**
 
googoogaagaa
I like watching north edit that message
 
7:06 PM
Get off my Puzzling lawn
Ya darn kids
 
geroff
north ya done? ;D
 
Chat formatting is hard without bold and italic buttons
 
i never use buttons; markdown only for me!
 
7:08 PM
You monster
 
heheheehe
 
@Voldemort'sWrath same
 
MONSTERS
 
see? even mith agrees
 
waves cross
Back, DEMONS
 
7:08 PM
oh no! our fatal weakness!
 
I have the power of God and anime on my side!
 
if you haven't memorized five different flavors of markdown for use in different platforms do you even internet
4
 
exunctly
 
The joys of non-standard markdown
 
smh
soooo....
 
7:10 PM
If I had any power in the software world I would create a Unicode universal protocol for text markdown
 
anyone wanna solve my puzzle?
6
Q: Another weird word search? What is this cat burglar up to?

Voldemort's WrathRemember our favorite cat burglar from last time? Yeah, they’re back. This time, they left this not-so-standard word search puzzle behind. I found this in the newspaper and wanted to share it with some Puzzlers to see if they would be interested in helping out the police. u v l d t c q 3 b h j f ...

 
@Sciborg '06 ... yyyep
 
Markdown is a lightweight markup language with plain-text-formatting syntax, created in 2004 by John Gruber and Aaron Swartz. Markdown is often used for formatting readme files, for writing messages in online discussion forums, and to create rich text using a plain text editor. Since the initial description of Markdown contained ambiguities and unanswered questions, the implementations that appeared over the years have subtle differences and many come with syntax extensions. == History == In 2002 Aaron Swartz created "atx"., "the true structured text format". Swartz and John Gruber then worked...
bad onebox
 
@matt 1999 over here babyyyy
 
wow old
 
7:11 PM
geezer
 
Get off my lawn
 
yer all golly gee gosh darnin' geezers
 
@matt Sheesh
 
@Sciborg bill wurtz appears no don't
 
Dude I was literally watching bill wurtz yesterday while I coded :p
 
7:11 PM
('02)
 
That man is a treasure
 
!!! me too sciborg
what were you coding
 
"Please respect us or we will invade you as well"
"O K A Y" said Japan
 
"Hey China!" said Japan
"Hey DIPSHIT" said China
 
7:12 PM
"can you call us something other than dipshit?"
 
"Like what?"
"How about SUNRISE LAND?"
 
solve... my... puzzle
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Q: Another weird word search? What is this cat burglar up to?

Voldemort's WrathRemember our favorite cat burglar from last time? Yeah, they’re back. This time, they left this not-so-standard word search puzzle behind. I found this in the newspaper and wanted to share it with some Puzzlers to see if they would be interested in helping out the police. u v l d t c q 3 b h j f ...

 
we refuse
 
I TRIED, I tried
 
you will all feel... my username!!!
 
7:13 PM
oh no ...
 
I'm so confused by both the puzzle and the hints :p
 
I feel like that's another thing you need context for to understand ("you will all feel... my username")
 
@sciborg and then of course there's THE SUN IS A DEADLY LAZER
 
how about now
 
?
 
7:16 PM
nvm
aight i have homework
byeeeee \o
 
:)
mick - how're the bobblies coming?
 
eyes and mouth are sewed on but i'm at mom's house right now, will take picture when i come home. it looks really cute!
 
:) nice
 
@Voldemort'sWrath Please stop - this is getting pretty close to spamming. if you want to draw more attention to your puzzle, I suggest adding hints or setting a bounty.
 
Avi
7:31 PM
Still wondering on how DERELICT and RELIC might be clued off of each other
 
hmm
 
"Ruined diamond artifact captured by alien" or something, as a first draft? there are probably many ways to do it
not sure what in particular you're looking for
 
Avi
ooh, I see
thanks!
d = diamond how?
 
@bobble I think a funnier caption would be "Slavery issue? Slavery's an issue?"
 
it's a pretty common abbreviation in cards
s/h/c/d for the four suits
 
Avi
7:40 PM
Ahhh, that makes sense
 
@bobble That's hilarious
 
0
Q: Sum with letters, find the values

Per AlexanderssonIn the following addition setup, each letter correspond to a unique digit. Find the different values of the letters. Hint: r is not equal to 0. c, a, k, e b, i, t, e t, e, a + b, u, n -------------- b, r, e, a, k The solution is unique (provided r is non-zero).

 
8:05 PM
@Deusovi, since you're here can you delete this message? It has my repl.it username in it.
 
sure, done
 
thanks!
Should I let this person have their terrible edit? I couldn't think of a better title, but I cleaned up the body and tags. Now... well, you can see what they did.
don't want to get sucked into an edit war
 
Avi
....
unreal
 
Hey, Mick!
Have any thoughts on the edit linked above?
 
Hello :)
 
8:09 PM
@bobble "please don't edit" wtf
 
Yeah, anybody who says "please don't edit" is probably going to be rather hostile
Besides it looks like a math homework problem, not a puzzle
 
re-edited, left a comment
 
Hopefully they leave it at that... I mean, probably not, but we can hope
 
The mod hammer may need another workout soon
How have you been bobble? :)
 
-4
Q: 1500 Circle Chords

Pie15A circle has 1500 chords drawn in it so that the maximum number of non-overlapping regions is obtained. Find the difference between the number of points of intersection of the chords and the number of polygons formed by the chords inside the circle?

 
8:12 PM
i tried solving this with wolfram alpha but it really didn't do anything useful
 
well yes that's because carrying is a thing
and it also thought e was Euler's constant
 
so ... not great
 
@Sciborg I'm pretty good - I can see the light at the end of the tunnel for my physics work!
 
thanks for nothing, wolfram alpha
 
@bobble Good to hear :D
 
8:15 PM
That reminds me of my favorite poster I ever saw on a restaurant wall: "The light at the end of the tunnel has temporarily been TURNED OFF due to the rising cost of electricity"
2
 
That's incredible
"Error: Variable HOPE is undefined"
"Could not find WillToLive.exe"
 
this is getting deep
 
Antivirus software update "Didn't find any problems. Didn't check. Why should I care? The computer's going to die anyways eventually"
 
On my app project at work there's a Github commit message from my coworker that just says "why do I bother"
 
answer: because you get paid to care?
 
8:18 PM
@Deusovi I mean Euler's number, constant, smae difference
 
That's basically accurate
I had to read that Brothers Karzyahov book in AP Lit and I remember it being the most depressing book ever
 
We had to read "The Stranger" in sophomore... dear goodness it was terrible
 
Yikes
 
@bobble Oh geez
 
AP Lit and Lang were great but goddamn, did they have depressing books sometimes.
 
Sid
8:23 PM
Hello
 
Hey Sid :)
 
Sid
I am quite a bit frustrated right now, hehe. Can I vent(and not in an Among Us context)?
 
Then we had to read 22 pages of tiny-font PDF about the philosophy of "The Stranger" applied to the world, justified with the story of Sisyphus, and write an essay analyzing the two works together :(
 
Sid
Don't worry mods, no harsh words.
 
8:24 PM
@Sid sure
 
@Sid Sure
I vent all the time, including in Among Us :P
 
Did you respond to the wrong message?
 
(unrelated: petition to have a Puzzling SE Among Us game sometime)
 
@bobble Our existentialism literature was Kafka.
 
Sid
8:25 PM
For the last hour, I have been trying to turn on Bluetooth on my PC. Probably must have watched like 50 odd troubleshooting videos. Still can't enable it for the headphones. I am frustrated because I spent close to Rs 1000 on these new headphones(that is roughly 15$)
 
@Sciborg Ooooh
 
@Sid oof oof oof
 
Sid
I can't even find Bluetooth on my device to turn it on.
 
@Sid PC type, specs, OS? Lukas and I are computer people, maybe we can help
 
8:26 PM
@Sciborg But how will we play? Communicate through a PSE chatroom?
 
@PrinceNorthLæraðr Not everyone has a Discord so it might be tough, yeah.
 
Sid
@Sciborg Lenovo G50. Windows 8.1
 
@Sciborg Plus, not everyone feels comfortable talking with their voices to urm internet strangers ngl
 
a few rounds of google translate later:
> At the last minute, I tried to turn off Bluetooth on my computer. I have to watch 50 unfinished movies but I can't find them on my phone. Sorry ($ 15) I took out my new headphones about 1000 times.
 
@PrinceNorthLæraðr Yeah I have the stereotypical "what gender are you exactly" voice :p
 
8:27 PM
@Sciborg Lol
@merrybot Ahahaha
 
@Sid I'm wondering if the issue is with the headphones hardware then, I remember we had this issue at work a couple times and it was always the headphone side.
 
@PrinceNorthLæraðr thanks :)
 
Sid
@Sciborg well my phone detects the headphone
 
Pretty funny tho
 
@Sid Type of headphones?
 
Sid
8:28 PM
My laptop doesn't(well, I can't still find Bluetooth on it to turn it on and check)
@Sciborg boAt Rockerz
 
@Sid if you're running Windows 8.1 Bluetooth is in control panel i think, is it not showing up?
 
@PrinceNorthLæraðr i did it again: "At the last minute, I tried to turn off my Bluetooth computer. After watching 50 unlimited movies ($ 15), I didn't answer the phone, but I have 1,000 new ears."
 
I'm assuming you've gone through the search results for "Lenovo G50 bluetooth"?
 
"new ears". God I love Google translate
 
Sid
@Sciborg It isn't.
 
8:30 PM
You don't have this?
 
@PrinceNorthLæraðr indeed
 
@Sciborg That's Window 10, I believe?
 
Sid
@Sciborg it shows only "Other devices" for me.
 
@PrinceNorthLæraðr It's Windows 10 yeah, but 8.1 has similar control panel style
Do you have a screenshot Sid?
 
Sid
Wait a minute. Let me take one.
 
8:31 PM
This is what you should get on 8.1 I believe
 
Sid
@Sciborg I have Devices after Display. No Bluetooth option
 
@Sid Okay that is weird. Is your computer Bluetooth-enabled? Like do you have an Intel Bluetooth driver or similar?
 
One page I found says "Select Related Settings and click More Bluetooth options." from the Bluetooth page. Did you try that?
 
They don't even have the Bluetooth page is the problem
I wonder if their computer isn't actually Bluetooth-enabled, not all computers are
 
8:35 PM
@Sid You could spend more money to get an external speaker which could connect via bluetooth
 
Sid
@Sciborg how do I check that?
 
@Sid go to your drivers and check for a Bluetooth driver?
Should be called "Intel Bluetooth" or similar depending on your chip
 
Can't you also just check in your settings for "Bluetooth"? Like under the search tab
 
5 mins ago, by Sid
@Sciborg I have Devices after Display. No Bluetooth option
 
No I mean in the masterpanel or whatever search tab, you should be able to type "Bluetooth" to look for whatever settings
 
Sid
8:40 PM
So, I finally got Bluetooth to show up in the Device manager but all those icons seemed to be "faded" for some reason.
 
Oh, just because the software has bluetooth capabilities doesn't mean the device would. That's probably where Mick was going. I'm dumb
 
hello @smoking_huge_doinks
 
Interesting name
And they're gone
 
that was weird
 
it's not uncommon for people to pop in and out
 
Sid
8:43 PM
I guess I am lucky I don't have classes for a week. Maybe can still work this out tomorrow...
 
@Sid That's odd. I just searched your model up, and it should have Bluetooth capabilities. What brand were your earphones?
 
This is mine, the icons are not greyed out
I have no idea why you have like 20 sub drivers there...
 
I'd offer help but chromebooks
 
And one of your drivers appears to be "$hrEY" or something which is... odd...
 
There's also the age old stupid adage, "Have you tried shutting off and turning your laptop back on?" but I assume you already did that
Can you click on any of the grey icons?
 
8:47 PM
Yeah, what happens if you look at their properties? Are they listed as "disabled"?
 
Sid
@PrinceNorthLæraðr Actually I haven't.
 
Right click and hit "properties"
 
@Sid Try clicking the icon stuff first, and then maybe resetting your laptop?
 
Sid
@Sciborg no
 
@Sciborg Okay, so I looked up Sid's model on Lenovo's website, and it says Bluetooth 4.0. The newer model that use Bluetooth seem to use Bluetooth 5.0. I'm not sure if this makes a difference.
 
Sid
8:50 PM
The Disable option is actually "Off" for the Intel Wireless Bluetooth thing.
So I guess that means it's permanently enabled.
 
@Sid Try clicking on?
This is your personal laptop right?
 
Sid
yeah it is
It simply tells me, "This hardware device is not connected to your computer."
 
That's... odd
You've already tried the "change bluetooth settings" stuff right?
 
Sid
Yup
well, "Change Bluetooth settings' isn't there on my PC
 
Weird?
@Sid This is for Windows 10, but might work for yours
"If you don't see the Bluetooth icon, but Bluetooth does appear in Device Manager, try to uninstall the Bluetooth adapter and trigger an automatic reinstall. Here's how:

In the search box on the taskbar, enter device manager, then select Device Manager from the results.
In Device Manager, select Bluetooth. Press and hold (or right-click) the Bluetooth adapter name (which may include the word “radio”), and select Uninstall device.
Select Start , then select Power > Shut down .
After your device shuts down, wait a few seconds, and then turn it back on. Windows will try to reinstall the driver.
 
9:09 PM
ya I don't like you people, just by looking at your comments sooooooooooooooooooo... I am not taking any of your advice. That is how I wrote it, and I wrote it like that for a reason. — Pie15 14 mins ago
 
@bobble I flagged the comment
Damn Bobble, remind me not to mess with ya
Stack Exchange is powered by collaborative editing. I will be editing this, because you have used a non-specific title and there is an extra tag I would like to add. — bobble 7 mins ago
 
Is it a bit too harsh? I was a weensy bit very upset with them for such a flagrant disregard of the editing rules.
 
No, I think it's fine
 
The end of my physics homework derivation: mg(h - μh * cot(θ) - 28πr - 4μr - 2r - μ(h - μh * cot(θ) - 16πr - 2μr) * cos(θ) / (μ * cos(θ) + sin(θ))) > 0
 
9:27 PM
-1
Q: Rectangle & Triangle: maximum points of intersection?

Pie15A rectangle and a triangle are drawn in a plane. What is the maximum number of points of intersection? Note that the sides of the triangle are not collinear with any of the sides of the intersection.

2
Q: Chain Puzzle: Tabletop Games #02 – Pictionary

msh210This is the second Chain Puzzle in the Tabletop Games series, in which all puzzles are themed around board games, card games, tile games, and the like. The answer to this puzzle is a thematic word or phrase. The solver whose answer is awarded the green checkmark has first refusal on the opportuni...

 
It's kind of impressive - the "circle-chords" question already is at -7, with 3 close votes. Impressive in a bad way, but still impressive.
I'm not sure what to think of this question
 
9:45 PM
I'm not sure either
See my comment
 
Do you think I need to clarify that I believe the brothers age at the same rate?
 
No, I don't think so
You could, but I don't think it's necessary. They're deflecting, and you don't need to answer deflecting questions
 
They're attacking you now!
 
"Attack". Funny. I've been through worse
 
sorry?
 
9:52 PM
0
Q: The two brothers' ages dilemma

WaterBearerThere are many variations of this riddle, I made up this one to make my point : Jim is 8 years old and his brother Daniel is twice older. When Jim will be 10 times older than now, how old will Daniel be ? The commonly rejected answer is that Daniel who is 8x2=16 years old will be 16x10=160 year...

 
how was that an attack on north? I interpreted it as an attempted joke on "invites opinionated answers"
 
I may be a bit un-trusting from today's earlier comments
 
@LukasRotter I didn't really see it as an attack, but not necessarily a joke either.
Ah, I finally found my first ever post on PSE
Ah, nostalgia
 
Did you accept the edit?
 
Pfft, no
I got called out by Quintec :P
> just because someone copied a riddle doesn't mean you should copy an answer... flagged
I just love how the OP tried to blackmail me though
 
10:07 PM
> I really hate the policy of stackexchange that consists in downvoting and closing questions or answers that aren't perfect yet could help others. Shame on you.
 
@LukasRotter Who posted that?
 
If I'm not mistaken WaterBearer just changed his profile description to that
It's def on his profile now
 
yep
 
ah see it
Poor user
 
interestingly enough, they have decent, if low, rep in other stacks
 
10:11 PM
@Mithical thanks for your help earlier. We did the 'room' tonight. It was enjoyable. We took advantage of the fact that you can change difficulty level in the middle -- we started with standard but the very youngest in the group couldn't handle it so we all went down. That's a nice feature (though it meant it was too easy, even far too easy, for the rest of us. But okay).
 
I feel bad about talking about users in this chatroom
Or kind of talking bad about users
I mean, we're not saying anything mean, but you know
Idk
But going back to the riddle question, most riddles are supposed to be counter-intuitive at first glance.
 
interesting
 
Uggghhh I can't derive equations
 
(end of a 3 1/2 page long derivation)
Doesn't that look fun?
 
10:27 PM
I don't know what I'm doing
I'm going to need a lot of help. I'm going to be in the chatroom
(math help)
 
Had to run off for dinner date, sorry. Did Sid figure out their bluetooth?
 
don't think so
North is in his room
 
Ahh, okay
 
if you remember AP-level physics
 
My guess was that he either had a hardware problem with his Bluetooth driver, or it was out of date. But his list of like 20 Bluetooth drivers is super unusual and made me think he had malware of some kind.
Like I have never seen anybody with more than three or four drivers of any kind.
Although it might just be Lenovo bloatware or some other thing, I'm not super familiar with Lenovo PCs but they're notorious for bloatware.
 
11:13 PM
@bobble 🤮
 
11:32 PM
-1
Q: Second by Second, Digit by Digit

TroyDYou are currently attending your one-hour-detention for skipping the class free time, which is the last five minutes of the day. What is ironic is that you skipped it to apply for a Computer Science Class. So, the principal knew your story, and instead of the original three-hours-detention, turne...

 
Avi
yeesh
0/-7
 
Avi
11:45 PM
I just realized that VLADIMIR contains "lad"
this gives potential for a CC involving putin and "kidnaps young child"
 
@Deusovi Can you take care of this?
Thank you
We should consider getting some new room owners
 
@PrinceNorthLæraðr why exactly though?
 
@Deusovi Perhaps bobble or msh. I would volunteer, except I can't say I respond to pings that well
@matt In case Deus isn't available
Gareth is in England, msh is in Israel, I think
 
yeah, getting more room owners sounds like a good idea
 
11:56 PM
There are less moderators in here anyways
 
msh is a mod so he can already do anything a room owner can
 
True
But msh is also is much, much ahead of us
Like right now, he and mith are sleeping
Or should be
I don't really know of other mods that are frequently in here
Bobble, matt, and I are in PDT, so we three cover the latter half of the "day"
 
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