This Is Fine

Tim Stone

00:01

It's funny because Jacob Wohl could still go to jail

> GOP Rep. Fred Upton says he supports investigating Trump’s actions, but not an impeachment inquiry

lol

Wipqozn

00:13

Andrew Scheer I have a why he won't attend pride parades cbc.ca/player/play/1611876419608

Basically 2 minutes of him trying to not upset his base by saying he supports LGBT rights

He straight up lies at one point and the interviewer calls him on it

Memor-X

00:32

Trump accuses Adam Schiff of conspiring with a whistlblower

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Tim Stone

Bill Mitchell is going to interview Giuliani tomorrow, Thursday's gonna be wild

Memor-X

wow, such power to deny reality when the whistblower complaint aligns with the transcript that the White House released themselves. Trump's powers are growing

@TimStone i imagine something similar to this

US headed for 'trade war with the EU'

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timed to what the video title is about

so we know what Trump is going to do next

Memor-X

04:14

Giuliani consulted with Manafort on Ukraine info

> through the federal prison's lawyer several times in recent months

ummmm, why?

> Manafort resigned from the campaign after a New York Times story revealed in August 2016 that a secret back ledger, which the paper had obtained, recorded $12.7 million in cash payments from former Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovych's political party to Manafort, the Post noted.

Giuliani told the Post his communication with Manafort centered on figuring out the veracity of the reported ledger.

The Post reported that Giuliani’s theory is centered on allegations that the Ukrainian government interfered in the 2016 election on behalf of Clinton through a Ukrainian American contract work…

so he's working for Manafort too......i assume for free like he is with Trump

this guy must love to work, jet setting to the Ukraine to help clear the names of these people caught up in this grand conspiracy against Trump and his buddies

oh and it looks like he also wants to be a lawyer for a lawsuit against the Democrats

Nzall

10:46

@BradC And Obama apparently stole that from a bunch of Stephen Colbert jokes back when he still did The Colbert Report for Comedy Central

Trump Stole His Border Alligators Idea From President Obama

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MBraedley

12:15

“Twitter has become a post-Apocalyptic landscape of disgusting vitriol.”

Elva

@Memor-X thaaaat sounds like a giant "Dismissed due to lack of standing"

MBraedley

The article is about the campaign nastiness in Canada, but Michael deAdder is correct in general.

Tim Stone

12:56

lol Nickelback DMCAed Trump's tweet, worst timeline

Elva

Hmmm.... isn't there a law that says all of Herr Trumpf's tweet must be preserved because they're "presidential communications" or something?

Unionhawk

correct

I will throw something out a window if we have some court case trying to reconcile the DMCA and the presidential records act of 1978

Tim Stone

Can't wait until some tweets are entered into the articles of impeachment tbh

> The Trump Org's plans for a major expansion of its lossmaking Turnberry resort have been rejected. @EricTrump's spent two years trying to rezone farmland for housing & luxury villas, but failed to convince planners

That is extremely funny

> The attacker in Paris killed 4 police officers. According to an official from the Alliance Police Nationale, the assailant was an administrative employee who had worked at police HQ for 20+ years

(Knife attack in Paris)

Stormblessed

13:16

U.S. Government Plans to Collect DNA From Detained Immigrants

this is 90% of the way to a dystopia

Elva

13:29

@TimStone oh, I was confused about how you could kill 4 police offers with a knife... but it seems that it was someone who worked for the police so it's not like... the officers responded to a knife incident and 4 of them were killed

BradC

13:56

@Stormblessed Yep. When I saw this headline Friday I thought it was about refusing family-related claims at the border, but once I found a non-paywalled article (here is one at Buzzfeed news) turns out its far worse

They're talking about expanding the (existing) federal DNA registry from simply federal criminals to all those in federal custody of any kind, including the agencies under DHS

Nzall

14:35

From the South Lawn of the White House, President Trump tells reporters that China should launch an investigation into the Bidens.

Frank

@Nzall "Hey, I don't like that I'm being impeached! Let's make sure it actually happens!"

Nzall

Like, seriously, mobile devs, could you at least wait until AFTER the civil war?

Elva

14:55

Naaah

It's funny now

Yuuki

@Nzall wow that map

I mean, ignoring the whole timing even, that map...

With those flags...

Frank

I don't recognize the flag over Cali.

Unionhawk

russia

Yuuki

Flag of Russia

The flag of Russia (Russian Federation) (Russian: Флаг России) is a tricolour flag consisting of three equal horizontal fields: white on the top, blue in the middle, and red on the bottom. The flag was first used as an ensign for Russian merchant ships and became official as the flag of the Tsardom of Russia in 1696. It remained in use until the Russian Socialist Federative Soviet Republic (RSFSR) fully occupied all Russian territories in 1922, as the flag was used by the White guard during the Russian Civil War which has started in 1917 . During the Soviet Union's existence, it used a flag with...

Unionhawk

inb3

Yuuki

14:59

Wanted to provide an image link.

Frank

Derp

Yuuki

And Wikipedia was close enough.

Yuuki

15:13

> A Growing Problem in Real Estate: Too Many Too Big Houses
Baby boomers and retirees built large, elaborate dream homes across the Sunbelt—only to find that few people want to buy them.

oh noes

Don't they know that a house's value is only what people are willing to pay for it? That's how a free and unregulated market works apparently, they should be happy to participate.

BradC

@Yuuki they should pull up their pants and stop spending all their money on lattes and just sell it for a loss for the life experience

Yuuki

also tfw you build a dream house and then sell it

Frank

@Yuuki Old folks homes and such, usually.

BradC

15:32

Live updates: Trump says Ukraine, China should investigate Bidens as former envoy testifies

So... Trump keeps admitting the abuse of power he's supposed to be denying?

MBraedley

@BradC If he really doesn't want to be president anymore, he could just resign

BradC

@MBraedley I keep hoping

but I'm not holding my breath

Yuuki

16:04

@TimStone For context:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

dives through the third-story window

MBraedley

16:15

I mean, that's probably fair use

Unionhawk

@Yuuki dude I just saw the text and made this joke

not realizing that this is LITERALLY WHAT HAPPENED

Yuuki

> Pinned Tweet

Unionhawk

it got posted to discord I didn't know he was actually referencing the song

until I heard that it got taken down

Yuuki

My point is that he pinned the tweet.

He's proud of it.

BradC

Pence: I Participated in the Ukraine Plot But Only As a Patsy

Not an actual quote, probably

Ha

> Pence, by their accounting, is like a man who delivers a ransom note to a bank teller, failing to place any significance in the fact that the tellers have their hands in the air, the bank patrons are lying on the floor, and the guy who asked him to bring the note to the bank had a mask and a gun.

> If Pence is so ignorant that he could be pulled into an extortion plot without having any idea what he was doing, while missing numerous public and private signs that would have spelled it out, he is too dumb to serve as vice-president or even to be allowed to use metal cutlery.

Wipqozn

16:22

Three former students of Toronto's St. Michael's College School have pleaded guilty to sexual assault charges. cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/…

> The teens have pleaded guilty to charges of sexual assault with a weapon and assault with a weapon, stemming from two hazing incidents in 2018.

Wipqozn

16:45

"Trump calls on China to 'start an investigation into the Bidens'" https://twitter.com/i/events/1179777048589430791

Yuuki

16:56

@Wipqozn wow really

I mean, I guess his entire political strategy has revolved around doubling down.

And it did get him into the presidency...

Unionhawk

~~I mean to be fair somebody probably should~~

INSUFFICIENT WAGON CIRCLING DETECTED

GodEmperorDune

@Wipqozn lol i can't even

@TimStone counterpoint, best timeline

Tim Stone

17:21

Climate Activists Lose Control Of Hose Trying To Drench Treasury In Fake Blood | TIME

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The video is far more boring than the title would suggest

But I'm also confused, where did they just Get a Firetruck from?

GodEmperorDune

@TimStone this group seems very closely tied to law enforcement, i wouldn't be surprised if they borrowed it

also it needs benny hill music and to be sped up

Unionhawk

ah yeah XR UK is

most certainly a group that exists

Yuuki

18:08

@Wipqozn I can't imagine what the whistleblower might be feeling.

> "I risked my career and possibly my life to report this behavior. And Trump... just... said it. Out loud." - Whistleblower, probably

> "What the hell."

puzzlepiece87

@Unionhawk hehehehehehehe

GodEmperorDune

18:41

urgent jacob wohl press conference news

Tim Stone

Someone brought up that this has to piss his neighbours off, lol

GodEmperorDune

> The Jacob Wohl press conference has kicked off, but is being drowned out by hecklers and a car stereo.

Tim Stone

Did Burkman remember to zip his pants tho

Yuuki

19 hours ago, by Yuuki

And the whole "scandal" is just checks notes someone and Elizabeth Warren were dating for awhile?

oh god i'm right, aren't i?

Tim Stone

Well it's specifically that she had an affair

GodEmperorDune

18:44

@Yuuki i mean its most likely entirely made up and wohl was posing as the USMC guy because why not

Tim Stone

With a Marine 50 years younger than her

Which

Uh

Yuuki

@GodEmperorDune The real press release is that Wohl has a crush on Elizabeth Warren and this is his way of asking her out on a date.

Tim Stone

I honestly don't know what you do with that, is there any particular group that would piss off?

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki lol

hey the guy actually showed up this time

> okay this is fucking hilarious in large part because it says that the relationship was specifically BDSM-centered, but has absolutely NONE of the language BDSM-kinksters use to talk about it.

Yuuki

@GodEmperorDune The "sheer violence" you'd expect from a... checks notes Hitachi massager and small tube of water-based lubricant.

Tim Stone

18:49

@GodEmperorDune Wait why is it called Project 1599?

GodEmperorDune

@TimStone 1488 +111 maybe?

Unionhawk

...

Yuuki

oh wow, they even defanged themselves with "My husband and I are in an open relationship"

Tim Stone

@GodEmperorDune lol, I was thinking more like why would you call this a "project" if it's Definitely True And Not Made Up

But I'm unclear what the takeaway here is supposed to be except that we uhhh maybe…don't…need to worry about her physical fitness for office? >_>

> Wohl and Burkman are trying to look really serious but their fake Warren accuser keeps cracking up as he reads his statement. They don’t look thrilled

Imagine the subgrift of convincing Jacob Wohl to pay you up front to help him make stuff up but actually just fleecing him

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki yeah i'd be pissed if i hired a person for BDSM and told them to surprise me and thats what they showed up with

@TimStone wheels within wheels

Tim Stone

18:53

> Bill Taylor, top U.S. diplomat to Ukraine, wrote that he thought it’s “crazy to withhold security assistance for help with a political campaign” in newly disclosed text messages shared with lawmakers

He is now taking off his shirt

GodEmperorDune

@TimStone lol

Yuuki

@TimStone what is going on

@TimStone as burkman's zipper slowly migrates southward?

Tim Stone

> Wohl is showing off "Kelvin"'s scars on his backs from Warren whipping him

lol, incredible

GodEmperorDune

do they know anything about how bdsm works?

Unionhawk

that isn't a real name

come on

Tim Stone

18:58

Kelvin Clane

Unionhawk

shut the fuck up

Tim Stone

I actually don't know what his last name is supposed to be

So it's probably literally that

> Wohl tells his bodyguard (again) to remove a heckler from the crowd, but he tells Jacob something and doesn't move

lmao

Yuuki

Oh come on, you didn't post this?

Unionhawk

the heckler appears to be on public property

Yuuki

> Jack Burkman said that "Kelvin" has a Purple Heart, but now "Kelvin" says that he didn't actually get one.

GodEmperorDune

19:01

lololol

yall i am cackling

Tim Stone

loool he went straight for the sexism, gg Jacob

Yuuki

Is there a 13th unit in Hawaii?

There's a 13th Marine Expeditionary Unit but they're based in California.

GodEmperorDune

they found kelvin's insta

Tim Stone

fwiw he claims that's not his instagram

So until we find out he's lying like he probably is I guess it's not right to link to some rando's instagram

GodEmperorDune

fair

Yuuki

19:05

Well, he already took off his shirt, so someone should ask if he has a XXX movie tattoo.

Tim Stone

It looks like he has something there but the photo was really grainy

lol you know

They probably just covered it up with makeup so people wouldn't find the picture of how he got the injury

@TimStone Oh, he claimed it wasn't his instagram but someone asked him about the wrong handle, lol

GodEmperorDune

lol

Tim Stone

Anyway that does look like him so he got the scar in 2016 and has/had a Triple X movie tattoo which is just incredible

Also it's just literally one very prominent scar, lol

GodEmperorDune

the website mentioned doesn't provide services in massachussetts

twitter.com/brooklynmarie/status/1179835800537583617

Tim Stone

Coastal elitists and their lack of desire for cowboys!

@TimStone Yeah here's a better photo from the presser, lmfao

Yuuki

19:15

@GodEmperorDune What about Hawaii?

GodEmperorDune

and here's a pic of the guy in september 2018 fully unscarred (the alleged incident happened in august 2018)

@Yuuki not according to the website

Nzall

According to Trump, Big Pharma may be responsible for checks notes the impeachment inquiry

Tim Stone

19:31

Kickstarter has refused to recognize the employee union voluntarily

BradC

McCarthy calls for Pelosi to suspend impeachment inquiry

lolol

Of course they did: Republican senators echoed Biden in urging Ukrainian president to reform prosecutor general's office

> A newly unearthed letter from 2016 shows that Republican senators pushed for reforms to Ukraine's prosecutor general's office and judiciary, echoing calls then-Vice President Joe Biden made at the time.

Elva

19:57

@BradC "Swiftness and recklesness"?Wut

Tim Stone

Whom amongst us could have predicted the PI Elon Musk hired to somehow prove the cave diver was a pedophile might not have been an informed choice

GodEmperorDune

@TimStone lol that elon pic

elizabeth warren has responded to the wohl allegations with lulz

Yuuki

20:20

@GodEmperorDune As a graduate of UH, o7

GodEmperorDune

@Yuuki is that your school lol?

Yuuki

@GodEmperorDune Yes.

GodEmperorDune

nice

Yuuki

It's at this point that one might ask me the name of the owner of the current domicile.

To which I am conditioned to respond, "COOG'S HOUSE".

GodEmperorDune

TIL that @Yuuki is a cougar

Yuuki

20:25

I really should've seen this coming from a mile away but I can't believe I missed this completely free goal.

GodEmperorDune

rawr

Nzall

@Yuuki Welcome to the Warren, I'd say

BradC

Apparently Mike Pence is feeling a bit left out, wanted to get in on the whole "abuse of power" thing:

Mike Pence Is Now Tweeting, Deleting, and Tweeting News Stories About Himself Calling for an Investigation of the Bidens

Tim Stone

20:45

Sports Illustrated has laid off half its staff

@GodEmperorDune lol

There's an IRS whistleblower now, apparently

BradC

21:27

Not that we didn't already suspect this is how it went down:

Trump Ordered Ukraine Ambassador Removed After Complaints From Giuliani, Others

> President Trump ordered the removal of the ambassador to Ukraine after months of complaints from allies outside the administration, including his personal lawyer Rudy Giuliani, that she was undermining him abroad and obstructing efforts to persuade Kyiv to investigate former Vice President Joe Biden, according to people familiar with the matter.

More evidence this wasn't a casual request; this was a demand, and he steamrolled over anyone standing in his way

A key phrase in there: months of complaints

She was doing her job and preventing Giuliani from moving forward on his ridiculously inappropriate plan for months before she was ultimately fired

Not sure if that extends the timeline of what we know or not (damn paywall...)

Wipqozn

22:37

"Trump dismissed the ambassador to Ukraine after complaints that she blocked Biden probe, WSJ reports" https://twitter.com/i/events/1179871413580156928

Memor-X

@BradC to be fair if he was smart i doubt Trump would have him. better to surround yourself people who never question you or your actions

Wohl: can you get rid of that heckler
Bodyguard: (whispers) you're a fucken joke

@TimStone and this is the guy we're trusting to strap rockets under our asses and send us to The Moon/Mars

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