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12:24 AM
@TimStone this is literally a shitpost
 
Malpass was Bear Stearns’ chief economist during the period of the leveraged asset bubble, leading up to the firm’s bankruptcy, during which they created debt securities predicated on the assumption that credit and collateral asset values would expand ad infinitum. 1/ https://twitter.com/morningmoneyben/status/1092572104703262720
 
@TimStone i mean the reason is that trump liked when he said he was the healthiest president ever in that press conference, then all of #resistance twitter went fatphobic for a while and started demanding that he release trump's weight
 
@TimStone Ah, cool, cool
 
hell yeah, love to speedrun another recession
 
@GodEmperorDune Yeah but surely they could have found someone else equally as sycophantic without just bringing back the bad guy from an earlier episode
That's just lazy
 
12:27 AM
@TimStone we don't know if all the other doctors (except the creeper doctor reclining in the chair) declined the job
 
12:43 AM
On the flip side even if you hate him being made to tell him that it's totally healthy to shovel McDonald's into your face each day kind of works out for everyone
Big SCOOP on Amazon: A major opponent to Amazon in New York City @SenGianaris has been chosen for a state board that could block the deal. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/04/nyregion/amazon-hq2-board-veto.html
 
12:58 AM
40% of Ontario full-time post-secondary students granted free tuition, CBC analysis shows
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toronto/ontario-schools-tuition-data-1.5003005
> As Ontario students prepare to take their fight for free tuition for low-income students back to Queens Park Monday, never-released government data obtained by CBC News shows the popularity of the now-cancelled program
This is the program Ford cancelled to 'balance the budget'
That's a lot of people who were complety fucked over
I hate Ford so much
 
1:12 AM
>@FLOTUS is bringing a kid named Joshua Trump to the State of the Union. "Unfortunately, Joshua has been bullied in school due to his last name. He is thankful to the First Lady and the Trump family for their support.” http://bit.ly/2SvLCTi
🤔
 
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1:25 AM
@Wipqozn The more he does the more fucked my province is
 
This is the entire Howard Schultz campaign
Someone please stop this unnecessarily rich man
UPDATE - Trump inauguration has received a wide ranging subpoena. “We have just received a subpoena for documents. While we are still reviewing the subpoena, it is our intention to cooperate with the inquiry,” a spokesperson for the inauguration told @ABC https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/york-prosecutors-seek-records-trump-inauguration-committee-sources/story?id=60841246
The violations alleged in the subpoena cover: Conspiracy against the US, false statements, mail fraud, wire fraud, money laundering, inaugural committee disclosure violations, and laws prohibiting contributions by foreign nations and contributions in the name of another person https://twitter.com/shimonpro/status/1092592210468589569
Good thing Twitter upped the character count for this list of potential crimes
 
1:46 AM
@TimStone Author memes are th ebest
 
@TimStone the grift started early
 
2:38 AM
Patriots player: I won't visit White House, but it "would be dope" to meet Obama instead http://hill.cm/igHrr5M
> "People love to come to the White House," Trump told CBS News in an interview on Sunday.
evidently not
 
2:54 AM
This is a bombshell from CNN: Saudi Arabia and the UAE have given US military equipment, including armored vehicles, to Al Qaeda-linked militias to buy their loyalty in the Yemen war https://www.cnn.com/interactive/2019/02/middleeast/yemen-lost-us-arms/
Ah, well, I'm sure that will in no way backfire
 
@Memor-X The patriots all declining to go the white house and just visiting Obama instead would be pretty awesome
 
@TimStone ofcause not, because they got pinky swears
 
A woman was killed by a foul ball at a Dodgers game in August and it wasnt reported by the media or Major League Baseball until today http://www.espn.com/espn/otl/story/_/id/25926592/fan-struck-head-foul-ball-dodgers-game-died-blunt-force-injury
//cc @GodEmperorDune they're out here killing folks now
(technically San Diego hit the ball)
 
This birds-eye view of Townsville shows the scale of devastation from the record-breaking floodwaters. https://t.co/C4mhV6wrpW
 
3:28 AM
whoops, repost
@TimStone i mean at least this time it's not us giving it directly
that's an improvement, right?
@TimStone i mean no one goes to dodgers games anyway
a previous company i was at tried to do a work outing because tickets were like a dollar and they cancelled it for lack of interest
 
lol
 
i think CEO and like 5 people went anyway
 
 
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1:21 PM
Aung San Suu Kyi won't free two @Reuters reporters; she told the U.S. that they had revealed state secrets. The secret was that her government massacred civilians. https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/myanmars-nobel-laureate-aung-san-suu-kyi-could-release-two-jailed-journalists-so-far-she-has-not/2019/02/03/91f396a8-1a9f-11e9-b8e6-567190c2fd08_story.html?noredirect=on
 
 
1 hour later…
2:35 PM
Are you a woman traveling alone? Or with men? Or at all? Marriott and other hotels are watching you. Here's why https://reason.com/archives/2019/02/05/hotel-surveillance-state-sex-trafficking
 
White House officials said that President Trump will make calls for unity in his second State of the Union address https://nyti.ms/2DUcYuw
HAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAHAHA dies
 
Didn't he do that last time and then immediately turned around and said something inflammatory?
 
@TimStone Right. So what that he can successfully read a prepared speech that happens to contain some calls for unity? Everyone knows he doesn't actually mean it.
And I mean everyone, on both sides, knows.
 
Yeah I'm not even sure who the audience for that is?
His base is fine with fighting The Libs and everyone else knows he's full of shit
 
Further reporting on the inaugural committee subpoenas:
In the subpoena, investigators showed interest in whether any foreigners illegally donated to President Trump's inaugural committee, as well as whether committee staff members knew that such donations were illegal https://nyti.ms/2D6OM6q
 
2:41 PM
Gwyneth Paltrow and Netflix seal deal as Goop expands original content (EXCLUSIVE) http://bit.ly/2Glc2AV
Oh come on
 
@TimStone aka he was made to say the 'let's be friends' part
 
@TimStone I'm looking forward to Colbert's Covetton House joke later this week
 
2:57 PM
I have to say that this was kind of an odd headline: Monmouth Polling: Dems Prefer Electability in 2020
and the detail:
> The poll also asked registered Democrats and Democratic-leaning independents about their party’s nomination process. In considering who should be their party’s standard bearer, a majority of 56% prefer someone who would be a strong candidate against Trump even if they disagree with that candidate on most issues. Just 33% say they would prefer a nominee who they are aligned with on the issues even if that person would have a hard time beating Trump.
> “In prior elections, voters from both parties consistently prioritized shared values over electability when selecting a nominee. It looks like Democrats may be willing to flip that equation in 2020 because of their desire to defeat Trump. This is something to pay close attention to when primary voters really start tuning into the campaign,” said Murray.
oops, gotta go. BRB
 
3:17 PM
Back. What I meant to say about the above polling link:
"Democrats want someone who can beat Trump" is obvious and trivially true
But there is an underlying assumption, both throughout the Monmouth article, and through some of the other reporting about it, that "electable = more centrist"
which, I'd contend isn't obvious at all
Yes, I think that is old-school conventional wisdom
 
Yeah, I'm terrified that they'll conclude "beating Trump is most important, and the way to do that is to run to the center"
 
but I don't think that was borne out in these last 2 elections (2016 and 2018 midterm)
 
Yeah.
 
here's an interesting tidbit:
> When asked who they would least like to see get their party’s nomination, 10% of Democratic voters name Sanders, 5% each name Biden, Harris, or Warren, 4% name Bloomberg, and 3% each name Booker, O’Rourke, or New York Senator Kirsten Gillibrand. However, 4-in-10 Democrats (39%) say they cannot think of any potential candidate they would least like to see as the nominee and another 9% specifically say that anyone from the field would be acceptable to them.
 
3:31 PM
In fact, I think the 2018 election especially demonstrates that this "run to the center in the general" conventional wisdom may not be true at all
And it puts into stark perspective the clear tendency of the Democratic party to do just that over the last 20 years; they have been, historically, afraid to be seen as "too far left".
The truth that we are now seeing so clearly is that the right will call you "extreme left" no matter what you do, so why not stand by your actual principles and goals?
And most encouragingly, those actual principles and goals, when you can articulate them clearly, are hugely popular among vast numbers of the population
(even among Republicans, most shockingly)
(Not to mention that it is manifestly clear that the Republicans are unwilling to actually compromise on anything, no matter how far you try to "meet them in the middle". To a Republican, "compromise" means "do it my way, period". Democrats are finally realizing that and telling them to F off, like we should have been all along.)
 
@BradC I always like these because like, what the fuck does electability mean
 
@Unionhawk Lol, yep.
I think we should retire the concept altogether, since Trump won the presidency
He was clearly the least electable person ever; yet he still won
When Michael Chertoff is concerned about the declining state of the U.S. democracy and freedom...yikes. https://thinkprogress.org/freedom-house-report-american-us-democracy-decline-6c18f9cfbb00/
> “The U.S. is obviously still a free country, but the trend across the board is one that is headed in an unfavorable direction,” said Michael Chertoff, Freedom House’s chairman of trustees and former secretary of homeland security.
(For context, Chertoff was the secretary of homeland security under George W Bush, and was the co-author of the Patriot Act)
 
4:02 PM
Hasn't he also said that he regrets his participation in drafting the Patriot Act?
 
4:25 PM
@MBraedley Not sure, but found some articles indicating he now disagrees with at least some aspects of it:
 
NBC News: A hole opens up under Antarctic glacier — big enough to fit two-thirds of Manhattan. Scientists say if Thwaites collapses, it could trigger a catastrophic rise in global sea levels, flooding coastal cities around the world. https://www.nbcnews.com/mach/science/hole-opens-under-antarctic-glacier-big-enough-fit-two-thirds-ncna965696 via @denisechow
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders sought to distance the White House from allegations of misusing money from President Trump’s inaugural committee, but she did not explicitly deny that any illegal activity might have taken place https://politi.co/2Ddgf6F
 
@BradC ... Since when has Huckabee Sanders shied away from straight-up lying?
 
@Yuuki maybe she's getting tired of it
 
@Yuuki well, her exact quote was "But she said that “what I do know at this point is this has nothing to do with the White House.”
 
4:37 PM
@GodEmperorDune Variety is the spice of lies, I suppose.
 
melange is the only worthwhile spice TBH
 
Which... I suppose you could thread that needle, that is only has to do with the people in leadership in the White House, and only has to do with how exactly they got into the White House, and only has to do with purported foreign bribes to the people who are in the White House, and not the building itself
per se
But that's a pretty fucking thin slice
 
@BradC It is later revealed that Huckabee Sanders had a promising career as a deli sandwich "artist".
 
The plan to keep Trump's taxes hidden will hinge on an argument that politically motivated Democrats will leak Trump’s tax information, which is a felony, if the IRS hands over the documents https://politi.co/2DfBLYa
 
@BradC wouldn't put it past a republican to leak it in order to blame the dems, tbh
 
4:43 PM
Actually, it would not be a felony if they were made public by a member of Congress while speaking while in session in their official capacity as a member of congress
 
@BradC made public by adding to the official transcript?
 
@GodEmperorDune Yep. Looking for the relevant precedent now...
The Speech or Debate Clause is a clause in the United States Constitution (Article I, Section 6, Clause 1). The clause states that members of both Houses of Congress ...shall in all Cases, except Treason, Felony and Breach of the Peace, be privileged from Arrest during their attendance at the Session of their Respective Houses, and in going to and from the same; and for any Speech or Debate in either House, they shall not be questioned in any other Place. The intended purpose is to prevent a President or other officials of the executive branch from having members arrested on a pretext to prevent...
 
@BradC yeah that's not a leak, though iirc republicans can contest it and get it stripped from the record
 
@GodEmperorDune no they can't
Gravel v. United States, 408 U.S. 606 (1972), was a case regarding the protections offered by the Speech or Debate Clause of the United States Constitution. In the case, the Supreme Court of the United States held that the privileges and immunities of the Constitution's Speech or Debate Clause enjoyed by members of Congress also extend to Congressional aides, but not to activity outside the legislative process. == History == On Tuesday, June 15, 1971, Senator Mike Gravel (D-Alaska) received a copy of the Pentagon Papers from Ben Bagdikian, an editor at The Washington Post. Over the next several...
well, more precisely; Democrats now control the House committes; they could do this legally if they wanted
(and they do want)
I think everyone sees the path this will take, but I don't believe the Administration will be successful in preventing it
 
@BradC they fought about this in the intel committee transcripts last year but yeah, dems would have to agree
 
4:48 PM
1. The IRS is legally required to submit returns when requested by Congress
2. Congress can use the Speech or Debate clause to make them public
Nothing repubs can do to stop either step (although the above link suggests the admin may try to stop #1)
@GodEmperorDune Last year the Democrats couldn't take this kind of action because they weren't in charge of the committees. This year they are.
Let me be more precise: I don't know if we will see the entirety of the returns being leaked through this "one neat trick"
 
yeah we are in agreement
 
But I am pretty confident that any inculpatory material found in them will be
 
@BradC Conspiracy theorists hate him.
 
@Yuuki lol. No, he is their Emperor.
 
Fox, apoplectic over its own polling showing wide public support for @AOC and @ewarren's wealth tax proposals, literally blames the fact that schools teach kids to be fair: "The idea of fairness has been promoted in our schools for a long time." https://t.co/GowAZWYWpZ
 
4:58 PM
Lol
Just wait until they find out about the Golden Rule https://twitter.com/stevemorris__/status/1092807628147879939
(response to the same Fox news clip)
 
 
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6:01 PM
(what I thought when I read that)
> The president is going his own way. Is that particularly wise? I don’t know, but I do know that most Americans were dissatisfied with the status quo, unhappy that we were sending our troops only God knows where, and displeased that we were stuck paying for it all.
Yeah, I'd be hard pressed to find an editorial I disagree with more. Here's the parting shot:
> Shaking things up is never a bad thing.
OH REALLY??
 
Was actually surprised that wasn't just a Newt article
Oh lol it's Hastert's old spox, okay we can split the difference
Amazing, in an effort to Definitely Not Be (Too) Racist, Steve King is bringing Diamond & Silk to the SOTU
Infinitely dumb timeline
 
6:21 PM
Since the EPA reopened, the press office has blasted out four attack-dog emails, three going after specific reporters and outlets—aka saying reporter's "talents are best used for fundraising pieces for special interest groups" and one going after an Obama EPA official
Very normal and cool use of resources
 
@TimStone lolololol the best “I let black people use my bathroom” ever
 
7:12 PM
We just published a massive trove of Trump Tower Moscow documents we obtained over the course of a year along with a comprehensive timeline about the project. @azeen me @a_cormier_ and @LoopEmma https://www.buzzfeed.com/azeenghorayshi/trump-tower-moscow-the-secret-files-cohen-sater-putin
 
The BLAKE Act, written to prevent members of Congress from lobbying if they use taxpayer funds without paying them back, would not affect state employees — like Blake Farenthold. https://bit.ly/2t2xR0i
 
7:50 PM
Right-wing operatives Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman are promising a $15,000 cash reward to anyone who gives them info that leads to the resignation of VA Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax. Wohl and Burkman's last attempt at something like this backfired horribly. http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/right-wing-hucksters-offer-bounty-for-information-leading-justin-fairfaxs-resignation/
 
8:06 PM
Opinion: We may finally see Trump’s tax returns, and Republicans are panicking https://wapo.st/2DcnATH
Mwaahahahahaaaaaa
 
NEW: New York federal prosecutors seek interviews with Trump Organization executives https://cnn.it/2t7gbAL
 
@TimStone What is quite surprising to most people is that the "Trump Organization" is almost entirely the Trump family itself; the company is very, very, very small
So "Trump Organization executives" almost certainly means one or more of the Trump family itself, and/or possibly one other person (besides Cohen)
hmm... that's not what Wikipedia says; they're casting the net pretty wide, to all "daughter" organizations:
The Trump Organization is the collective name for a group of approximately 500 business entities of which Donald Trump, the current U.S. President, is the sole or principal owner. Approximately 250 entities use the Trump name. Donald Trump's grandmother Elizabeth Christ Trump and father Fred Trump founded the organization in 1923 as E. Trump & Son, and it was led from 1971 to 2017 by Donald Trump, who renamed the company around 1973. The Trump Organization, through its various constituent companies and partnerships, has or has had interests in real estate development, investing, brokerage, sales...
Not sure how narrow to construe that CNN article, then
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
9:00 PM
Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson on Fox: "I already have healthcare. It's given to me by God—eternal healthcare... it's free!" https://bit.ly/2t6HvPt https://t.co/JKTrxN4Txq
(presented without comment)
"Black America Knows White Avengers Like Liam Neeson All Too Well" by @rolandsmartin on @thedailybeast https://www.thedailybeast.com/black-america-knows-white-avengers-like-liam-neeson-all-too-well?ref=home https://www.thedailybeast.com/black-america-knows-white-avengers-like-liam-neeson-all-too-well?ref=home
 
9:39 PM
House Republican lawmakers are being encouraged by their party’s leadership to play up gruesome murders, rapes, and other crimes committed by undocumented immigrants. https://interc.pt/2DWCejT
 
10:16 PM
@BradC oh you mean like how Trump is inviting those people who's family member was murdered by an undocumented immigrant to the same State of the Union where it's expected Trump is going to push for his border wall?
 
10:29 PM
@Memor-X Exactly
 
And those people refused the invitation, called out Trump (and Fox News) for politicizing their grief, and still support immigrants and asylum seekers and are anti-wall, IIRC.
 
@Yuuki that i didn't hear about. it's good they saw through it
 
@Memor-X it’s a recycled play, trump and others have done this many times before
 
but I just now looked at it closer, and its got some pretty juicy stuff:
> The documents, many of which have been exclusively obtained by BuzzFeed News, reveal that — despite Trump’s claim that the development was never more than a passing notion — the effort to get the tower built was long-running, detail-oriented, and directly entwined with the ups and downs of his campaign.
(emphasis mine)
> As Trump went from rally to rally, vociferously denying any dealings in Russia, his representatives, Michael Cohen and his associate Felix Sater, worked with Trump Organization lawyers and even Ivanka Trump to push forward negotiations to build a 100-story edifice just miles from the Kremlin.
> The fixers believed they needed Putin’s support to pull off the lucrative deal, and they planned to use Trump’s public praise for him to help secure it. At the same time, they plotted to persuade Putin to openly declare his support for Trump’s candidacy. “If he says it we own this election,” Sater wrote to Cohen.
 
Didn't Buzzfeed have that scoop awhile back about the Mueller investigation that Mueller's office refuted?
Is this the same thing or different?
 
10:41 PM
@Yuuki That was buzzfeed (it was only partially refuted, in a vague way)
This is a different story
(Buzzfeed news has otherwise had a solid record of investigative articles. The jury is still out on what parts exactly on that other article that Mueller was specifically refuting)
This is an original document dump. No "sources described" vagueness
 
@Yuuki slightly different thing, that was about trump directing Cohen to lie to congress about these deals
 
Right. The general speculation was that it had something to do with the specifically mentioned corroborative evidence of Trump's direction of Cohen to lie. ("interviews with multiple witnesses from the Trump Organization and internal company emails, text messages, and a cache of other documents")
So it could have been "yes we had all those things, except for emails. We didn't have emails."
 
So I was listening to an interesting interview on the radio this morning, and one thing it made me decide to look up was the net worth of Jeff Bezos compared to the GDP of entire countries
and according to this list, his net worth would put him 59th richest country.
and there's 190 countries on that list
 
10:56 PM
Net worth isn't really comparable to GDP. If anything GDP corresponds more closely to annual income
 
Fair, but it's still completely bonkers
 
Sen. Bob Casey on what he wants to hear from President Trump in #SOTU: "Number one: say, 'As long as I'm President, no more shutdowns.'" #SOTU2019 @HillTVLive https://t.co/EPfSkHVffP
February 15th - "GRAAAA! i want my wall, until i get it, NO ONE GETS PAID!"
but yeh i can see him saying no more shutdowns just to look good and then be responsible for a shutdown shortly after
only way one could really believe any president when they say that is to make it so that it's not possible for the government to shut down because of those failed budgets (i don't know any other reason short from war and the government being destroyed)
 
11:17 PM
BREAKING: Pope Francis has confirmed reports that nuns have suffered and are still suffering sexual abuse at the hands of Catholic priests and bishops, and even being held as sexual slaves https://www.cbsnews.com/news/pope-francis-priests-nuns-sexual-slavery-abuse-saint-jean-order-france/ https://t.co/v4hVkN8PHU
Uhhhh wtf
 
@GodEmperorDune between this and the child abuse it's almost as if the vow of celibacy actually means nothing
 
It's probably related. Sexual repression leading to sexual misbehavior
 
11:40 PM
@BradC Ahh, Cheney
Like father like daughter
NBC News is now naming the woman who accuses Virginia Lt. Gov. Justin Fairfax of sexual assault -- a claim he categorically denies. Vanessa Tyson, an associate professor of politics at Scripps College, has provided permission to identify her, per source close to her legal team.
Per pool: "The release of the designated survivor will come in about an hour." !!!
lol, my mental image is just of one of the Cabinet members running right out of their shoes out of the White House screaming "I'm free, I'm free!"
 
@TimStone I was excited for a second that the new season was coming
 
Alas, it's merely our next leader if the SOTU turns into a bloodbath
Could Stephen Miller go mad and start chewing through the necks of nearby politicians? Possibly
 
11:55 PM
Tomorrow could be interesting. https://www.theawl.com/2014/12/the-untold-story-of-the-doodler-murders/
I don't want to be doom and gloom, but Patreon is about to eat itself. Or, more specifically, the investors who demand geometric growth are about to demand Patreon eat itself. https://www.cnbc.com/2019/01/23/crowd-funding-platform-patreon-announces-it-will-pay-out-half-a-billion-dollars-to-content-creators-in-2019.html
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