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12:43 AM
I had to delete a 'well thought out answer' today...I forgot that oxen are not really bulls...anymore...due to human intervention. Lort...
I don't really want to access review queues anyway.
 
 
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6:08 AM
@KannE I have never accessed review queues on SE the past 7 years or so.
 
6:33 AM
John find solace in donating money.
What role does "donating" is playing here? Is it Noun or Adjective?
tcurrency vs money
sorry wrong ping.. you can ignore the last sentence...but I am still seeking out the answer to the first 2 ...Thanks
 
6:53 AM
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Can anybody pls reply to my query
John find solace in donating money.
What role does "donating" is playing here? Is it Noun or Adjective?
 
 
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9:12 AM
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9:45 AM
@Jasper Yeah, I don't even know what it means, but it sounds bad.
 
 
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1:09 PM
@cbinder It is a gerund, and gerunds function like nouns.
 
 
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2:48 PM
@Cerberus Indeed.
 
3:04 PM
I didn't eat lunch today but I ate two dinners.
 
3:30 PM
@Jasper Did you eat both dinners at the same time?
or did you eat one at dinner time, and then another meal of roughly the same size much later?
Before you answer, note that breakfast can be eaten at any time of day, but lunch can only be eaten in the middle of the day and dinner cannot be eaten in the morning, no matter when you wake up.
 
 
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4:54 PM
@Mitch The latter.
@Mitch Good observation.
@Mitch I was just comparing the Macbook, non-Retina Macbook Air, Retina Macbook Air, and Macbook Pro. Right now, I think that the Retina Macbook Air might be the best for most people. That is, the new Macbook Air might really be Apple's best laptop so far, where best is a combination of cost, design, and computing power. Maybe you wanna get the new Macbook Air to replace your old one at 1199 USD. Disclaimer: I don't work for Apple.
 
 
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5:58 PM
Weird, but this kinda works:
Of course, the one thing it lacks is dynamics. Here is another take, with dynamics included:
 
6:52 PM
@Robusto That was oK I guess
 
7:07 PM
I'm just surprised it could have been done at all.
I don't think YouTube properly interleaves the audio/video tracks. The visuals are slightly off from the sound, IMO.
 
7:22 PM
You: How many miles do you have on your new bike?
Me: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!
(Metric translation hasn't the same ring to it: IT'S OVER 14484.1!!!!!)
I've come to the conclusion that there is stupid, really stupid, totally fucking stupid, and then there's flat-earther stupid. It just doesn't get any dumber than that.
 
@Robusto link? Are we still talking about music?
 
7:50 PM
@Mitch I don't listen to flat-earther music, so no.
Here's the seed for that comment:
I mean, think about it: would it even be possible to engineer a flat earth if that was your intention? That much matter would collapse in on itself and form ... yep, a ball.
 
@Robusto Hm...that's a genre I hadn't considered. Sounds like it is made with clubs hitting people's heads and the screams of people sticking their hands into fire.
 
If only that were true.
 
@Robusto Gravity really was a theory at one time. In an individuals experience things are, as the mathematicians like to say, locally Euclidean
 
Well, alchemy really was a theory at one time too. We have more information now.
 
> You know, medicine is not an exact science, but we are learning all the time. Why, just fifty years ago, they thought a disease like your daughter’s was caused by demonic possession or witchcraft. But nowadays we know that Isabelle is suffering from an imbalance of bodily humors, perhaps caused by a toad or a small dwarf living in her stomach.
 
8:04 PM
@MetaEd I wonder how many of those "small dwarves" got there from a bottle of spirits.
 
@Robusto Well sure. Be careful where you pour your Water Of Life.
 
I must consult with Theodoric of York again on that.
BTW, it is rumored that some people with absentee ballots have been wearing their "I Voted!" stickers before actually sending in their ballots!
There's your voter fraud right there!
 
8:25 PM
@MetaEd Progress!
People were successfully building bridges long before Galileo accidentally dropped a pound of feathers
Like I drop my stops
 
8:59 PM
@Robusto argh, no Lisitsa in this chat.
Also, 14484.1 is OVER 9000, too. You shouldn't have skipped maths.
To me the best rendition of the 3rd movement of the Moonlight, as well as of the 1st movement of the Pathetique, are the ones by Gilels.
Not even Barenboim comes close in my humble opinion. And I struggle to think of anyone whom I respect more than Barenboim.
YMMV.
 
@RegDwigнt Horowitz?
 
Oh yeah, in the hands of Horowitz even Schumann sounded like he knew what he was doing.
 
@RegDwigнt I wonder what Clara thought of those hands.
 
Seriously?
Oh 3rd not 1st, right. Yes.
 
Too early for dreamland.
 
More like too early to kill yourself.
People actually crying.
And I can't blame them.
 
@RegDwigнt Every moment of our existence we kill ourselves.
Death begins at conception.
 
@tchrist the 1st one might well be Barenboim. For unlike everyone else he actually sees it for the funeral march that it is, rather than the moonlit-night-on-the-Vierwaldstädter-lake nonsense that that Relstab guy invented.
 
@RegDwigнt You aren't seeing things through death-colored glasses again, now are you?
Aren't marches in two? :)
 
9:20 PM
Listen to the maestro if you won't listen to me. His words, not mine.
 
Oh it's All Hallows Eve where you are now.
Now I understand everything.
 
No, I'm not in Ireland.
Or the US.
I don't celebrate shit.
Though actually you're right, it's a holiday in Germany as well, and the darkest of them all.
Volkstrauertag.
National mourning day.
 
Todos Santos.
Day of the Dead.
 
Anyway, where's that other video of that guy playing no 27 op 2 on a period instrument with no dampers, as indicated by Beethoven.
Oh yeah here it is.
Very illuminating.
 
I needed this.
Thank you.
 
9:33 PM
It's a very otherworldly sound, this.
Hm, wiki says Volkstrauertag is actually three weeks from now.
No idea what holiday's tomorrow, then.
 
On the plus side, I can actually make music tomorrow, then.
No such luck on those silent holidays.
 
I can't make mine do that. Wrong hardware.
 
Oh yeah it's just All Saints tomorrow. And it's a still holiday, too. Rats.
@tchrist Jesus Christ, I wasn't expecting her to chime in.
 
heh
 
9:39 PM
This is why women are not allowed in music.
Suck that, Clara Schumann.
 
@Jasper I didn't eat dinner yet because I had breakfast, brunch, and lunch practically at the same time.
 
Might as well toss in a dinner, then. For good measure.
And tea.
Tea as in dinner, not tea as in tea. That comes after.
And then it's supper time.
 
10:06 PM
@RegDwigнt I just took the first clip on YouTube. But since I saw your reaction I looked her up. Was unaware of her political controversy, but to sum up: I don't care. I don't hear politics when someone plays, I hear music. I mean, Chick Corea is a scientologist, and if that were all he had going for him I'd avoid him like the plague. But he turns out stuff like this:
I've heard Lisitsa before. For my taste her playing is a bit too fast, and her Liszt planes off some important nuances, but overall not bad. I'd certainly not invite her to a dinner party, but wevs.
 
10:27 PM
@KannE That sounds like a good day. You need to save up though for all the leftover candy.
 
@Robusto The name Corea already sounds like a form of plague.
The eagle has landed.
 
@Robusto what politics? I am not aware of her political controversy, either.
I don't watch the news. I make music.
She is a spectacular technician. She can press them keys like no robot can.
And yes she plays too fast.
I've watched every single one of her videos. I was touched by none. Chopin, Beethoven, you name it.
There's a bunch of people like that. What's that other guy, I think from Russia or Ukraine as well. Name begins with an M I believe. Great achievements in robotics. Not so much in music.
It boggles the mind quite frankly that you would think for a moment I give a fuck what ology someone is part of or isn't. Half my favorite actors and directors are scientologists.
 
@RegDwigнt I thought there was a control to set on electronic keyboards on auto-play that introduces small bits of randomness, like milliseconds off on beats or miniscule changes in intensity to give it a 'human' feel.
like a 'rubato' setting.
 
No such setting on Lisitsa.
@Mitch In other news my reduction of James Horner was met with much excitement indeed from my teacher. Sheet music is online now, if you ever decide to pick up the violin. Or two violins, rather.
And now I'm sitting through Céline Dion videos. Who's as insufferable as ever. Jesus.
I'd rather listen to Avril Lavigne.
 
10:46 PM
She probably has a lot to say
about eyeliner
 
Well done!
 
I'm not getting that reference. But I shudder to think I might still have a video ahead of me of her talking about eyeliner.
She's such a parody of herself.
And those movements. My god.
Singing a romantic ballad in a ballroom dress, but making weird punches and even high kicks like she's auditioning for a Jackie Chan movie.
Linking to time stamp 5:04-5:10.
Who the fuck thought that was anything but ridiculous.
Them Michael Jackson moves.
 
11:03 PM
The most generic ca. 2000 pop song ever.
 
It's a good song actually. Horner knew what he was doing.
Her, on the other hand...
It's generic because it defined the genre.
Kind of like if you watch Cameron's Aliens today, it's trope after trope after trope. Thing is, he invented all those tropes with that movie. Which is why it works. And its copycats don't.
 
The silly Titanic song defined a genre?
I never considered it anything but generic even in 2000.
 
It's from 1997. Go look up other songs from 1997.
 
Well, w'evs.
What would this genre be called?
 
Generic pop song.
 
11:11 PM
Your favourite genre?
 
I don't have a favorite genre.
 
Not even her?
 
If you saw my SoundSlice channel you'd know.
The only predictable thing about what I'll post next is its utter inpredictability.
1997 was like Britney and X-Tina. Who wasn't even X-Tina at the time. Spice Girls. Things like that. House and Dance floor. Remnants of Europop.
 
/me has an idea for a new source of randomness
 
So basically just Max Martin.
@DanBron if it's lava lamps, someone beat you to it.
 
11:15 PM
I always thought that was cool.
Also the Hotbits thing where someone hooked up a radioactive source to a geigercounter
put it on the internet
 
What's random.org using?
 
This chat.
 
the number of angels dancing on the head of a very specific pin
 
Does that change a lot?
I am not very knowledgeable about angels.
 
It changed lot's wife.
 
11:17 PM
I only know Nicolas Cage used to be an angel.
 
really depends on how many bells ring
 
Well in just a few weeks' time all the bells will ring.
All the chimes, too.
 
chimes just give witches warts
 
Bells make people aspirate.
 
Warts sounds much like waltz. How's that for input, random.org.
 
11:20 PM
the all seeing all knowing wiki claims random.org generates bits from atmospheric radio noise from several geographically distributed radio towers
but who knows how many bits got flipped in that article
I bet half of them are counterfeit
 
Yeah anyone can meddle with radio towers. By sending radio signals.
 
@DanBron Clearly not designed to withstand a supernova.
 
Lava lamps, on the other hand...
 
@MetaEd oh no, it'll get MUCH more random after that
 
Nah after that it's just Matthew McConaughey shouting "MEEEEERV" and Hanz Zimmer falling asleep at the organ.
Quite predictable, really.
 
11:23 PM
I once read a kitschy scifi piece, can't remember details now, where a murder was described as "John had several critical pieces of his anatomy involuntarily randomized"
RaaS
please support my kickstarter
 
Reminds me how I wrote my first murder mistery at the age of like five. I couldn't come up with a good description of the suspect, so I just wrote "by looking at his face you could tell he was a murderer".
 
hahaha!
 
Well okay I lied, it was at the age of thirty-five.
@DanBron I can help with the kicking part. The starting I will leave to others.
 
> As the sun dropped below the horizon, the safari guide confirmed the approaching cape buffaloes were herbivores, which calmed everyone in the group, except for Herb, of course.
some of these are great
 
This is something for @KitZ.Fox, really.
I wouldn't be surprised she wrote like half of those just to spite us.
 
11:28 PM
She doesn't hang much on the site anymore :(
I do feel it's quieter overall, but ... eh, anecdata
 
Too busy ghostwriting fanfiction of Stephanie Meyer.
If you look at the data, the site grew quieter precisely when 50 Shades was published.
 
I'm trying to find other stacks to supplement my SE diet, but nothing is really grabbing me. There's a good question in my area of interest on SO now and then. But that's about it.
Ha!
 
I saw a couple sites lately that made me go huh, we have that now. Interesting.
But then I forgot what they were.
 
I'm shocked at how fast IPS exploded.
I've seen dozens of sites launched and just stagnate.
 
So I just went to music and physics and gaming and looked at their top questions, and they were worse than ours.
Mitch is castling with himself.
 
11:31 PM
Top questions always suck.
Hot this month is usually a bit better.
 
Yeah but I figured, hey I've not been to these sites in four years, who knows.
Hot this month is too hard to find for me. I can't even find the meta anymore.
 
The really hardcore science / math sites seem to maintain higher overall quality
 
@RegDwigнt Oh. Celine Dion with the Jackie Chan audition.
Avril Lavigne is the goth eyeliner girl
 
She's as goth as her husband.
@DanBron On that note, is the famous hardcore Math vs really hardcore Math divide still a thing?
I can't even remember the names anymore.
Mathoverflow and the other thingie.
Or do we have like ELL for maths now.
 
well, depends if Common Core goes through
because then you'd have a bit hole through both
 
11:34 PM
Sounds like a site dedicated entirely to a crap Hillary Swank movie.
 
no, it's still a thing
 
Where do I sign up.
 
ELL for math is math, elu for math is mathoverflow
 
Ah well.
 
I think the name helps them divide better (so to speak), and keep ELL ELL
I can't wait fot the day we figure out how to do that here
and just let the ELL questions land on ELL from the get-go
 
11:35 PM
So I still can't post my what is 1+1 question anywhere. Been bugging me for years.
 
I try to be empathetic but I'm just ... tired
 
@DanBron you can't do that. Nobody can.
Short of adding index=nofollow to everything on ELU.
 
I think we need a restructuring, renaming, some 503 REDIRECTS and mass migration
it would be a big project
but basically swap the position of the two sites
 
I am kinda relaxed at this point. Laissez-faire.
 
of course, that would leave us with the real problem: lack of meaty questions anyway
 
11:38 PM
Like, last week I genuinely wondered if it was me or someone else who even proposed ELL back in the day. And I couldn't remember. That's how little I care.
 
I wasn't here for that.
 
I was. And my shtick is to remember everything.
Yet this one thing I do not.
 
@DanBron I'd say there's a big offset in that analogy. ELU is math.SE and mathoverflow has actual academics. ELL is like matheducators.SE
That's more of a statement about ELU than about math.SE
 
English Language Learnersell.stackexchange.com

Launched Q&A site for speakers of other languages learning English.

Haha Jesus.
 
Mitch, yeah, I would love to see more Lawlers, BillJs,and Arucarias on ELU
I would love for LanguageLog people to "discover" us
 
11:40 PM
I am honestly impressed that Prof Lawler is still with us.
 
Sven and sumelic still answer every so often
 
Sven does with frequency. Loved his prepone answer.
He's now the top ranking ELUer, I believe
earned properly
 
Well sometimes a random person will just return after like six years and answer every single question on the site.
 
@DanBron ??
 
I saw a couple just recently.
Like Gilles and whatshisname.
 
11:41 PM
what are you ??ing?
 
'properly'??
 
He is wondering what constitutes properly.
Jinx.
 
with dedication, effort, care, love and expertise in every post
 
Barrie England is the top of the top. also Robusto is no slouch.
 
detail, seriously scholarship, painful research, and unparalleled synthesis
 
11:42 PM
@DanBron Oh.
 
@DanBron BRB asking on ELL what these words mean.
@DanBron BRB asking on ELU if these are even words at all.
 
I mean anyone in this room could be top dog in a year -- and that latency only due to rep cap throttling - by copy/pasting dictionary entries to every damn question on the site
no expertise needed
 
Well I said as much eight years ago.
Can't find that quote anymore.
 
you were right then, and it's still right now
 
But basically rep doesn't mean "expert in the subject matter". Rep means "expert at getting rep points".
Which is why school tests are pointless. Like, all of them.
 
11:44 PM
and IQ tests and any other proxy for the thing we want to measure but have no idea how to define
 
@DanBron ugh. I hate that. not naming names. but I have names
 
Mitch knows people.
 
we're all on the site daily, we all know the names
 
I'm not on the site, I'm not even in here.
 
Go home Wittgenstein, you're drunk
 
11:45 PM
@RegDwigнt we depend on you for the remembering thing
 
Sometimes when I'm bored writing symphonies I go and close a bunch of questions if the askers can't prove they can write symphonies, too.
@DanBron that's Schrödinger to you.
 
Are you sure about that?
 
I'll ask @Mitch's cats.
 
DO NOT OPEN THE BOX TO ASK
 
Oh but Mitch already did.
 
11:47 PM
No kitten-pinching!
 
jesus that was a fucked up post
 
Oct 20 at 23:19, by Mitch
yesterday, by Mitch
For the record I have no cats
 
cryptokittens
 
Yes, them kittens run on lava lamps.
@Cerberus says the dog. What do you propose instead, eating them?
 
I'm a cat person!
 
11:49 PM
There are five things wrong with that sentence.
Go ask on ELU what they are.
 
All the single words?
 
Some of the married ones as well.
 
I think the first two are in doubt as to their relationship.
 
They are just a bit bicurious.
 
Ar'we single or double?
 
11:50 PM
I'm in the triple digits.
 
Oh.
No rep-whoring!
 
I'm yet to meet a whore who'd take reps.
 
And you've tried so many.
 
When I was a kid, Times Sq was full of whore reps
you could tell by the canes
ironic thing is the topless ladies have come back
 
And now we only have this canine.
 
11:52 PM
Now Times Square puts them in a box
 
A box full of topless lady, you say?
I'll be back momentarily, need to check something.
 
that was definitely the way TS was defined at the time...
 
TS = box of topless ladies
 
Okay guys, I just found out something. Do not Google Image search for "topless lady in a box". I repeat: do not, I repeat: not.
 
Taking your advice
There are lots of things I'm not doing right now
the back log is huge
 
11:54 PM
Think of all the front log.
AAAAH so many feed items. The goggles do nothing.
Who implemented this shit. I think it was me actually.
And now I won't be able to find it because the new design is good.
 

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