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12:06 AM
@elemtilas I hope you'll pardon me if I'm repeating something others have already said, but those examples aren't anything like what @James is asking for. The questions aren't talking about qualitative traits like the ones you mentioned, nor are they looking for answers that draw on stereotypes, like the ones you suggest. They're asking for well-reasoned picks about societal patterns.
Again, looking at the question about Orcs, pretty much none of the traits mentioned are about personality or character traits. They're about objective facts about social structures.
I'm wondering if you would have objected less if James had simply asked "What are historical societies or peoples that have had X/Y/Z traits?", rather than explicitly stating that those will be applied to different species. At the core, that's what he's asking, and I'm having a hard time viewing the core question as racist.
Substitute "Orcs" and "Elves" with, I don't know, "people from the kingdom of Jultar" and "people from the West Riding of Kaelti" (just making up names), and I imagine folks would find the questions less objectionable. But they're the same.
I hope I presented that clearly. Let me know if I explained myself poorly.
 
12:38 AM
@HDE226868 Actually the issue is exactly the same: pick a fictional race (cats or elves -- no difference) and equate that with a group of human beings. It really does not matter if the "named tribe" no longer exists as such. The fundamental issue is the dehumanisation of group of people for the sake of a silly question. For my part, you explained yourself admirably.
I disagree with you (and James, et al) most vehemently. I don't think there's anything else that can really be said, so, while appreciate the opportunity to discuss, I now bow out.
 
@elemtilas I think I understand you, too (thanks!), for the most part; I just don't see equating a group of humans with another species as a negative thing. That would imply that humans are superior to all other (fictional and real) species, in my mind. But I guess that's the core of the disagreement, so yeah, it's a good idea to leave it at that.
 
@elemtilas thank you for raising your concerns in a thoughtful way. I am trying to understand your perspective; could I try out a different example on you? We've seen works of fiction where aliens take over/replace/impersonate key individuals (like in governments). Are such stories inherently problematic? Not for racism, but do they devalue/dehumanize the people who are taken over?
I understand James's elves/orcs/dwarves/etc to be kind of like that -- these people you thought you were dealing with aren't really the people you think they are. James is looking for believable targets of "impersonation", sort of. (Does that make sense?)
(And you and HDE were talking while I was typing all that, so sorry for any redundancy or side-tracking.)
Whoops. I see you were wrapping up. If you feel this isn't going anywhere and don't want to answer me I'll understand. I'm sorry for being late to the table.
 
 
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5:06 AM
Going a bit beyond the worldbuilding world, and getting into some of the more interesting discusions I get into in my free time, it is interesting that we have some comparisons in society which are forbidden, because getting them wrong is a heinous offense and getting them right is even worse. I know it's something I struggle with because I'm an intellectual in the sense that I'll entertain any idea long enough to beat on it with the logic-stick. For me, such taboos are just strange feeling.
But I'd be a fool to pretend they aren't taboo, or even to necessarily try to argue that they shouldn't be taboo. (yes, I am quite often the fool. Statement still stands)
 
 
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9:47 AM
What makes the talking animals in Narnia racist?
 
Ash
10:11 AM
@Green Hiya, I'm back, what's up?
 
 
1 hour later…
11:36 AM
@Ash give me about 40 minutes then I'll brain dump what I came up with.
 
Ash
11:52 AM
@Green Cool take your time.
 
12:08 PM
now my minimal polation for my island nation would be ~100 (~50 men and women). how much more should it have to account for deaths, and suddenly disliking eachother from a couple in a relationship?
also, since every job i have on my island is important, and should be executed by more than a couple, (except mayor and sheriff), i guess i need to work out how many fishers for example i need.
 
Ash
@Alucard Have a look at the discussion in the Sandbox for worldbuilding.stackexchange.com/q/116909/40408 it has a couple of very useful question links.
 
@Ash thanks i have a look.
 
12:42 PM
@Ash 1) After planet formation, there's not much going on. Homogenous crust resulting in lots of clay based sedimentary rocks. Minimal tectonic activity. No tectonic plates. Minimal iron/nickel content in the core.
2) "low speed" impact of large iron/nickel body. Not enough energy to remelt the crust or boil the oceans. What life there is, survives.
3) Iron/nickel stays molten then sinks to the core. The added volume at the core cracks the crust, creating big openings for giant magma dikes to form. The cracks are often miles wide.
6) Normal weathering takes place. The lava flow caps over the dikes weather more slowly than the surrounding sedimentary rocks. As the sedimentary rock weathers, it will undercut the igneous rocks which then gradually fall into the void. This weathering process takes plenty long enough for more complex life to form and populate the many ecological niches.
7) Eventually, the cap wears away too but the surrounding sedimentary rock has weathered far faster and thus has a much low altitude than the igneous rocks. Examples of this kind of weathering are the mesas in the Southwestern United S
8) The height of the walls can be controlled by the ratio in erosion rates between the surrounding sedimentary rocks and the igneous dikes.
9) Enough time has passed in the above process that the igneous rocks have probably metamorphasized into something a big harder. The exact metamorphic rock will depend on local conditions and the chemical composition of the magma.
Observations
A) The impact of the large iron body triggers a global event to help meet the requirement that these giant dikes are global features. If the requirement is relaxed to allow the dikes as a localized instead of global feature then the large iron body isn't required. Just regular lava traps might be enough.
B) Coordinating the formation of large dikes to appear about the same time is hard. Synchronizing on a single global event instead of trying to get lucky with lots of eruptions at about the same time.
C) Having a largely homogenous crust helps a lot too to reduce cognitive load.

http://www.uh.edu/~geos6g/1330/weath.html
 
Ash
@Green Wow thanks dude, the impactor idea helps a lot too.
 
@Ash It was the easiest way to get a global effect.
Okay, WB here's your mind-blown for the day.
I thought about using a large impactor to generate shockwaves that go through the crust then on the opposite side of the planet, cause crustal cracking.
But that would only happen on the opposite side of the planet where all the shockwaves converge.
And you'd probably need wavelengths measured in hundreds of meters to kilometers to cause significant crustal cracking....which seems unlikely.
 
12:58 PM
@Mithrandir24601 Who implied that?
 
Ash
@Mithrandir24601 The animals? I've never heard that, Narnia is racist in other respects, although I'd argue it was less racist than the culture of the time in which it was written but I'd never heard the depiction of the animals described as racist.
 
Once again, where is it racist in other respects? I honestly can't see it.
 
@MonicaCellio A different issue entirely. No, this is not a matter of authorial dehumanisation or devaluation, which is at best in very poor taste. This is a much more delicious and entirely appropriate matter of character moral behaviour. The action here is occurring in the secondary (fictional) world. My own world has people like this. Elves actually! Nasty bastards. Most people in Gea would say Elves are immoral or at best amoral. Not true.
 
Ash
@Green You would unless the crust was vanishingly, on a planetary scale, thin, internal volume expansion is the better way to go. If the impactor brings a freight of trans-uranics with it that will be even better.
@AndyD273 The evil humans are all black for a start.
@elemtilas Elves traditionally hunt and eat humans, they are nasty, anyone with nice Elves has been watching too much Disney.
 
@elemtilas So because your elves are bad, all elves are bad, so giving them some cultural similarities to civilizations that existed a very long time ago that we don't know a lot about is bad? Just trying to understand the train of logic
 
1:06 PM
They have devised their own moral systems which are, generally speaking, orthogonal to the established morality. An Elf might take great pleasure in outright replacing, or perhaps more deviously, replacing a Man at key & entirely embarrassing moments. That's no skin off my nose, as it were! That's a matter of the nature of Elves. My job is to describe their actions & behaviours. Their job is be Elvish in the best way they can!
 
@Ash Or Tolkien, or D&D, which is the case in this instance
 
The difference here is rather one of writing about slavery vs owning slaves.
 
@elemtilas So... we're talking about depriving elves of their elfness?
huh?
non sequitur much?
 
@MonicaCellio Makes sense: I see no problem whatsoever with James's Orcs or Elves per se. They are what they are, though I don't see it as a matter of mere impersonation. The problem is one of authorial approach, a matter for us in the primary world. Which I've already, I'm afraid, beaten like Durnman's horse.
@AndyD273 Might help to read the whole thing in context! The sequitur derives from Monica's query about impersonation of individuals. The only non sequitur here is the bizarre assumption that I believe "all Elves are bad" simply because I mention the Elves of my own world.
 
@elemtilas Really? All the Latinos I've seen at work are fast and hard-working. It's the whites that are slow and lazy. (And yeah, I'm a white.)
 
1:16 PM
@Ash I went with iron/nickel because it's common and familiar because Earth has that.
 
@Ash First, not all the evil people are black. The first bad person we see is the white witch. The second set is Prince Caspian's people, and he later ends up becoming king. Next are the people you are referring to except that it's never implied that they are evil because they are black. If they were black.
Horse and His Boy was the one I read the least, so I may be mis-remembering something. The skin color wasn't the important part, and was not emphasised, it was just an easy way to show that they were from outside. And that's not racist.
 
@AndyD273 He miht be meaning the ... folks in the last book?
Calormen I think?
 
@JourneymanGeek I thought of them too.
 
Its been years but they were Tash's folks and thinly veiled orientals
 
@JourneymanGeek Weren't they the same ones who were in Horse and His Boy?
 
1:17 PM
naw
that was the... er...
telmarines?
 
That was caspians people
 
they were decended from pirates who accidentally found their way into narnia
 
@JourneymanGeek I thought they were modelled on middle eastern peoples.
 
so were "sons of adam" and as such had the right to rule
Nope
(yes its a terrible link but I don't really have the books on hand)
 
@JourneymanGeek Yes, reread that. "The first Caspian led the Telmarines into Narnia."
Caspian was a telmarine
"Appearance:
The Telmarines are of light colouring from what is told in the books. Queen Prunaprismia has red hair, and Caspian is described as 'golden-headed'. Most adaptations are true to this detail."
And "The Telmarines were the inhabitants of Telmar (originally a Calormene colony before the arrival of the ancestors of the Telmarines), in the Narnian World." So it's even questionable that the calormene were of dusky complexion
 
1:23 PM
yup
naw, I think that the calormenes were dusky was clear in the last book of the series
 
Maybe. It's been a while for me too
 
In C. S. Lewis's Chronicles of Narnia series of novels, Calormen is a large country to the southeast of Narnia. Lewis probably derived its name from the Latin calor, meaning "heat". When using the name as an adjective or an ethnonym, Lewis spelled the name with an 'e' at the end: a Calormene soldier; "The Calormenes have dark faces and long beards." Narnia and Calormen are separated by the country of Archenland and a large desert. In The Horse and His Boy, Calormen is described as being many times the size of its northern neighbours, and it is implied that its army is always either conquering...
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Don't forget Narnia was thinly veiled christian allegory
 
@JourneymanGeek Yeah, so?
Calormen was essentially middle east
from reading that
 
Well also "pagan"
well, in whatever sense it is in narnia
 
Right. Or at least not Christian. But all that was just to show them as foreign.
 
1:26 PM
they had their own "real" god, but "evil"
But one of the Calormen's accepted by Aslan cause he's all "If he does good in tash's name, its mine, and if someone does evil in mine, its his"
@AndyD273 oh there was a BIT more nuance there
 
Not really
 
ah!
Emeth (Hebrew אמת : "truth," "firmness," or "veracity") is a Calormene character from C. S. Lewis's book The Last Battle from The Chronicles of Narnia series. He is a controversial character among some Christians who disagree with Lewis' soteriology. Specifically, the salvation of Emeth is understood to be an implicit endorsement of Inclusivism. == Story == Emeth is a young Calormene officer, second in command of a detachment of the Tisroc's soldiers under Rishda Tarkaan, who enter Narnia in the guise of merchants. This is part of a conspiracy to seize the north of the country by using the Narnians...
 
@JourneymanGeek I really liked reading about that guy.
I'm glad he made it to Aslan's country.
 
(I went to a christian school. Very much hindu though XD)
hm
I'm trying to remember
did Susan?
 
No
 
1:30 PM
Ah, she wasn't on the train
 
@JourneymanGeek And she was "worldly" by that point and denied the truth of Narnia.
 
They needed some outside power. It had to be recognizably different than the narnian people. It wasn't racist, as shown by the guy that accepted Aslan in the end and got in. It was just an easy way to set them apart.
 
what do you think of making en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Silphium a viable contraceptive for my fantasy? should I make it as easy to use as the pill?
 
Now, if we want to call out racism, we should call out REAL racism. Like Harvard and the ACLU arguing that being racist against certain minorities is ok.
 
lol
Well, also, well
that was imperial britain and they had... Ideas.
 
1:33 PM
@elemtilas You didn't click the reply button to @MonicaCellio, so there was no way to read it in context.
@JourneymanGeek Sure. lessons from history and all that
 
@AndyD273 somewhat quickly forgotten XD
 
Thankfully they keep making period piece movies, so we'll never forget
I'm American, so I don't have much love for the imperial idea either.
 
1:48 PM
@James if you were the last guy on Earth, where everyone else has just instantly disappeared and you haven't resorted to suicide; in addition to the normal firearms you could carry, would you also carry a sword and dagger as last ditch self-defense weapons against wild animals?
I'm curious about any input anyone may have.
 
@Green Long knife for sure. Probably a bow, just so you can reuse the arrows down the line if ammo eventually runs out or gets old.
 
depends on what you're defending against
A spear might make more sense in some situations or some kind of polearm
 
But there aren't a ton of big animals in my area. Wolves might show up eventually, but I'd probably head toward warmer climes well before that.
 
Ash
@Green Knife yes, sword no, I'd probably carry an axe, and a machete, they're tools as well as weapons a sword is not so useful for anything else but being a sword.
 
I'd probably be more worried about insects than I would be of dangerous animals
 
Ash
1:51 PM
In reality I don't even need the firearms, except for wild dogs, there are no large predators in this country.
 
@AndyD273 Bears, wolves, cougars and coyotes would be my primary worries (after a few years)
I think those are manageable threats though.
 
@AndyD273 different species/groups of people are known to represent different cultures e.g. It's possible that Dwarves represented the Jews
@Ash I don't believe they're racist either, but I'm trying to follow the logic behind the issues in James's recent questions to their conclusion and that's where I arrived at
 
@Mithrandir24601 Are known, as in there is written commentary by the author to that effect, or are "known" as in "look, I swear there is a stereotype in there somewhere"?
 
@Green If I had guns I'd certainly use them. I'd also make it a point to acquire a bow and as many arrows as i can find, they are after all reusable. When it comes to wild animals I'd carry melee weapons...but honestly I'd probably go with an axe and/or hammer. They require a whole lot less maintenance and come with the added benefit of being multipurpose. A set of good knives wouldn't be out of line either, you need to clean and cut your food after all.
 
2:07 PM
@James The ax makes a lot of sense (probably helped by watching the show Vikings over my wife's shoulder, where axes are everywhere).
 
@Green No gas, no electricity, gotta burn wood if you want food or warmth. A good ax is probably one of the first things you'd want to pick up. And start using it, even if you have plenty of already cut wood around, just to build up the skill if you don't already have it.
 
@AndyD273 I thought that I'd be able to keep quite a few modern amenities till the solar cells finally burn out and the natural gas bottles are all empty.
But I absolutely agree with your point.
 
@Green That's true. Depending on climate and how many LP stations were in the area you could probably last a little while before having to resort to just wood for cooking. But I wouldn't want to use propane for heating, if only because it would go really fast unless you could figure out how to refill one of those big tanks.
Not out of the question I guess
 
@AndyD273 There's also a lot of fuel oil furnaces near me. I could siphon off a lot of oil from those tens of thousands of tanks.
 
Ash
@AndyD273 I wouldn't want to risk trying to learn that as a new skill after the disappearance of all the trauma surgeons on earth.
 
2:17 PM
The oil would probably get really mucky after a few years.
@Ash Ha! Good point.
 
Ash
@Green That's also why you're well advised to learn axe skills now if you think you'll ever need them later.
 
@Ash Axe skills plus a whole lot of physical training too.
 
Should probably pick up farming skills too...
and drying/preserving
where does one get salt en masse in the united states...?
 
@James the sea, though making salt actually needs a fair amount of skill
 
Ash
@Green You can safely build up your physical fitness relatively slowly in an empty world but there are certain skill sets, and swinging an axe is definitely one of them, that are physically dangerous to acquire and should be learned while hospitals are still extant if at all possible.
 
2:23 PM
@James Go to all the grocery stores in a metropolitan area. There should be tons.
The cost of salt will be in finding it, not paying money for it.
 
Ash
@James Road maintenance depots if you're in a state that gets snow, they can have thousands of tons, you'll need to dissolve and re-evaporate to purify it though, road salt is usually pretty muddy. Otherwise food distribution centres would be my first stop.
 
@JourneymanGeek Incorrect. The correct answer would be to raid COSTCO.
 
Also, if you can find the Sysco warehouses then you'd have absolutely no difficulty finding plenty of salt.
COSTCO is for noobs. Raid the Sysco warehouses.
 
Actually Walmart would be a better choice, then you can pick up guns at the same time.
I wonder if there is another place on the planet where you can pick up firearms and groceries at the same time...
 
@James none that I'm aware of.
 
2:30 PM
Maybe a traditional market in a country with a weak or non-existent central government?
Libya, perhaps. Maybe Syria.
 
Ash
2:40 PM
@James I'm sure there must be some online markets where you can buy anything at all that takes your fancy too.
 
Call me old fashioned I want to get a feel for my firearms before I buy them. Same goes for apples.
 
Ash
@James Don't know about apples but you definitely need to feel your avocados to know whether you're getting something worth paying for.
 
@AndyD273 'known' as in seriously discussed by academics. I've got a book by Rowan Williams, where he mentions this kind of thing, although not in much detail. What brought it to mind was a recent question on Literature SE
 
@James But, if you don't like one firearm, you could just hit up a gunshop and choose whichever one you want. Try them all.
 
@Mithrandir24601 Eh, considering how much "racist" is thrown around about things that aren't, while things that are actually racists are ignored or condoned, I've lost all trust in academics to actually identify it. I'll take all that with a heaping grain of salt.
@Green Hopefully everyone disappeared during business hours, so you don't have to also try to figure out how to break into a gun shop. Those places take locking up seriously
 
2:56 PM
 
@AndyD273 In my story, everyone disappears at 4:00PM on a Tuesday in Boston.
 
> The dwarves of course are quite obviously - wouldn't you say that in many ways they remind you of the Jews? Their words are Semitic obviously, constructed to be Semitic.

> ― J.R.R. Tolkien
 
@HDE226868 That's useful. Is it racism if is shown in a positive light?
 
@HDE226868 Ugh. I don't have an answer for this but where does one draw the line between cultural inspiration and racism?
Tolkien loved languages and lots of people use Semitic and Semitic descended languages. I don't know if that makes Tolkien racist or not.
 
@AndyD273 I would argue that a simple comparison isn't enough to make something racist. I can't speak in much detail on this particular example.
 
3:01 PM
My personal line is if it is primarily negative. The dwarves in Tolkien are very positive figures. Not without flaws, sure, but no one is without flaws.
 
@Green And that's kinda the root of this whole darn thing.
 
Ash
@Green Are you sure it's not 4:15PM? You know on Tuesday March 17, 1998.
 
@Ash Nope. It's very clearly 4:00PM. Everyone disappears at 4:00PM exactly.
 
mmh, i don't see the link between Judaism and Dwarfs, but i certainly am not into Tolkien. In LotR the only dwarf I remember is the battledwarf, which is cool. Combatants are always cool if they are on the good site. :D
 
Ash
@Green Sorry that would be 3:15PM, I missed a timezone.
 
3:04 PM
@AndyD273 The academics aren't saying it's (well, this specific thing) racist either...
 
An interesting thing I saw a while back, about a "big" controversy in the comic book realm, is that Marvel was bringing in highly political, social justice writers for a few of their story lines, and sales were super low, and how "this was a sign of racism" in the industry. The rebuttal was that the stories weren't selling because they were boring, because it was impossible for the writers to give their characters flaws. Extreme mary sue disease. Flaws are what make the characters real.
 
Either that, or they were all flawed in the same way.
 
@HDE226868 Comparisons have to be made. Forbidding that logical operation is problematic to me for lots of reasons. Portraying some group of people as out-group can't be forbidden because 99.9999% of the world is out-group to one degree or another.
 
Ash
@Green Interesting how closely that does line up though.
 
@Hosch250 Just going off what I remember
 
3:06 PM
Portrayal of an out-group as negative has to be done carefully.
 
Yup.
 
@Green Giving a group flaws can be bad if done wrong. Giving an individual in that group flaws should never be bad.
 
@AndyD273 agreed.
 
Because all humans are flawed
 
Heck, giving a whole group flaws isn't necessarily bad just so long as it is portrayed that being a part of the group requires you to have the flaw.
As an example, there are cultural groups that (used to) practice cannibalism.
However, just because the group as a whole at a given time is flawed, doesn't mean the group is flawed or that it has to be flawed.
The idea is that the group (as a whole, or as a majority, or even as a minority, if you are focusing on a prominent character) changes their values and redeems themselves.
 
Ash
3:11 PM
@Green Oops, nope nothing like lining up, I counted the wrong way too, I'm clearly more asleep than awake, off to bed.
 
Oops, I made a typo.
> just so long as it isn't portrayed
 
@Ash I thought you were trying to make some super obscure time zone joke that only programmers who live and breath programmatic time would get.
 
@Hosch250 So, there is the blood libel. "people in this group kill babies" or whatever. It has been used to turn opinion against lots of groups in the past that it was not true about. Saying that a group are cannibals is bad if they are not actually cannibals. Saying that the Korowai, who are among the very few tribes believed to still eat human flesh today are cannibals isn't the same thing.
 
The big idea here isn't to portray the group as abhorrent, but the practice.
 
Ok, that's true
 
3:13 PM
@AndyD273 That is in the realm of propaganda.
Of course propaganda will lie.
 
Right. The line between propaganda and fiction has occasionally been blurred in the past. The important bit is realizing that it is propaganda and treating it as such.
 
3:45 PM
@NexTerren ! You live!
 
@Green That's patently untrue.
 
@NexTerren He might not be able to patent that statement, but he has copyright on it :P
 
@Hosch250 Untrue©
 
Copyright is implicit in the US, which is where Andy and SE are located :) Anyway, how are you?
 
Fantastic. Yourself?
 
3:51 PM
Good.
Talking about not being alive, my brother likes a stupid song about the singer's sister disappearing in the morning, and being found dancing in a zombie suit at the zombie zoo.
I think if I ever want to do a Jeff Peters/Andy Tucker style scam, I'd start a zombie zoo.
 
This is a very story-driven song.
 
Anyway, meeting time. TTYL.
 
@Green I would absolutely have a long blade of some sorts. What form depends on many details. For example, I'm not trained in the use of a sword or spear, so they are less effective as weapons for me. I'd probably be seeking one in the "tool" category because it would be more amenable to my needs.
If I was in an especially hostile situation, and I was properly trained, it's generally recognized that the spear is the more deadly weapon in reasonably open terrain. That's mostly because, if you get in close against someone who is trained, they will pull the spear back to decrease it's range.
In a tight caverns environment, or perhaps the alleys of London, a shorter knife would be a more deadly weapon because of its maneuverability.
But in the end, the primary need is going to be constructive. You need to be able to cut things. Defense is really a secondary need at that point
@Hosch250 Cannibals get such a bad rap. They're just misunderstood. Now Reavers, there I draw the line. If they're going to kill me, rape me, and skin me, and I don't even get to know what order they'll do it in, I'm going to actually call them flawed =p
 
4:09 PM
Video worth watching about Spear vs Sword: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLLv8E2pWdk

TL;DR: With a group of people who actively and competitively practice swordplay and don't touch spears, when put in a sword vs spear scenario (to be clear, swordsmen are both on the spear and sword side), the spear absolutely destroys the sword.
 
@NexTerren well polearms were typically used by peasant leevees
 
@Hosch250 That's about as dark as Coraline...
 
@NexTerren ITS....ALIVE
 
@James I already corrected Green on this!
 
4:31 PM
@NexTerren Its...existing?
 
@NexTerren It's undead!
 
Ash
@Green Nope in the Emberverse what they call "The Change" happens at 6:15PM Pacific Time, which because I'm half asleep I thought would be about 4:00PM in Boston but it's actually 9:15PM. And it happens on a Tuesday so weird coincidence there.
 
@CortAmmon The circumstances for the question about swords vs knives vs polearms is personal defense against wild predators when everyone on Earth except for you has instantly vanished. Apex predators such as ursines, canines and felines are your only real competition.
@Ash My inspiration for the time was from the Sunscreen song, popular in the 1990s.
> Worry, but know that worrying is effective as trying to solve algebra equations by chewing bubble gum. The real worries in your life are things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4PM on some idle Tuesday.
 
Ash
4:49 PM
@Green As good as any other reason.
 
@Ash agreed.
 
5:18 PM
@Green So I have been contemplating how to turn my penchant for being a nerd into making money.
 
@James Oh yeah? How you gonna do it? I've been looking for ways to get paid for being smart for a long time.
It's one of my life goals actually. "Get paid to be smart."
 
@Green That's called being a contractor.
 
@Hosch250 And if you want to be paid for sounding smart you become a consultant. :)
 
Well...despite my grand ideas (of which I have many) I think it makes sense to start off with a website, including a webcomic, downloadable stories for use in tabletop, I'd probably make it a cross of nerd stuff and politics cause that is what I do.
 
@NexTerren I can do that in spades! It's what WB trains you for best!
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Bulls*** all the answers!
 
5:21 PM
@Green This is a TL;DR of my top voted Meta answer.
 
@NexTerren Got a link to that? I'd like to read it.
 
@James Are you going to solicit help or try to do all of that on your own? As I understand just the "webcomic" part takes up a lot of time.
 
Elicit works too.
 
I have a group of buddies here that I play DnD with...thinking about bringing them in as well...
Thing is my art skills need some serious practice...
 
@Green what does it mean to do something in spades?
 
5:27 PM
in excess
 
@Alucard in great quantity or in high quality.
 
@James You could always try to find an art style that's simplistic and works. The guy who authors/draws Order of the Stick (which is I believe the most successful tabletop comic) can draw quite well but goes for a very simple style.
@Hosch250 Does it? It read wrong in my head after I typed it.
 
Solicit means he would ask someone for help. Elicit means he would get someone to offer to help, more/less.
 
@NexTerren True, that comic is brilliant too.
 
@James Maybe you need to work on your writing skills more than your art skills. Beautiful art will only get you so far.
...though I don't think I've ever read any of your stuff so I don't know if your writing needs help or not.
 
5:31 PM
@Green Solicit in my head is to ask, or directly query. I always see elicit in forms like: It elicited (some emotional) response. So an actions impact on another person.
@Green I should share you my piecemeal manuscript, it'd be interesting to get your thoughts...I honestly haven't worked on it in ages.
 
@James I'll trade you manuscripts then.
You get first shot at my "Idle Tuesday" story.
 
@James No, an action draws a response of some sort from another person.
 
@Green You say this, but I've seen far more popular webcomics with fantastic art and terrible writing than the other way around. :/
 
> evoke or draw out (a response, answer, or fact) from someone in reaction to one's own actions or questions.
 
I can ask questions that I can't answer, does that qualify me in being smart?
 
5:33 PM
@NexTerren Really?! Oh, that's very disappointing.
 
Which infuriates me. No offense to artists.
 
From Oxford.
 
@Alucard If you know why they can't be answered then that makes you smart.
 
@Hosch250 Right, the action elicits a response.
 
So you can elicit help with your business. However, solicit is probably the intended word here.
 
5:34 PM
@Hosch250 I agree with you here.
 
@Alucard I asked a question once about what would happen if you took a planet sized peg and put it through the center of a planet. How would the planet and the peg deform? It can be answered but the math/computations to get a good answer are difficult to come by.
@James Do you want chapter 1?
 
@Green Sure. Ill send you mine.
 
@Green It strongly depends on the planet and the peg. And the position in space and nearby planets, pegs, and stars.
And whether the peg went through the planet at the poles or not.
 
@James Done.
 
@Green in before the sourcecode of pig_into_planet.exe
 
5:38 PM
@Green I just added you as a commenter on drive, did it send you a link?
 
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Q: Hot rods into space!

GreenBased on this question about an impossible barbell planet, how hot would the bar be if it extended from halfway in the Earth's mantle to an altitude of 2r of Earth's radius? The diameter of the bar itself is 20% of the radius of Earth. The rod is made of mild steel (we are handwaving the structur...

@James Got it. What kind of feedback are you looking for?
 
Why am I not surprised to see HDE there?
 
@Green Content/Structure/Flow. I can proofread myself for spelling/grammar etc later.
 
@Hosch250 'cause HDE is awesome and loves these kinds of questions?
@James gotcha.
 
Speak of the Devil...
 
5:41 PM
@NexTerren Oh, are we Satanists today?
 
@HDE226868 If we can at all help it.
 
@Green Oh, yeah, I should revise that answer at some point.
Having taken a class mostly focused on differential equations should help now.
 
@HDE226868 If you want. I haven't even thought about that question in 3 years.
 
It's come up on my radar a couple times when I've gone back to revise old answers of mine.
 
Also, on the topic of touchy subjects, here's an old question of mine:
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Q: How to render a large percentage of humans infertile?

GreenI'm looking for a way to render a large percentage (30 to 50%) of Earth's human population infertile in about 10 years. Medicine and tech levels are approximately where they are now, maybe slightly more advanced. Sterility is permanent. No medical advances in the next 30 years will be able to ...

Eugenics, much?
 
5:46 PM
French Fries vs Java
 
@Green The faf couple line made me laugh out loud.
 
@James but, did it make you snort your drink? If so, I'll know it was a really good line.
 
@Green I only snort coke products.
 
@NexTerren And now everyone knows :)
 
@Green And I can tell you that they're really good lines.
 
5:56 PM
@Green No but only because I wasnt drinking at the time.
 
@James Good enough then.
 
@NexTerren D@mn you!
lol
 
6:19 PM
By the way, here's a meta discussion that might impact our site, given how often we get on the Hot Network Questions list:
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Q: Revisiting the "Hot Network Questions" feature, what are our shared goals for having it?

Tim PostSome things happened yesterday that caused a need for us to (quickly) remove a site's eligibility to contribute to the list of hot network questions. For those of you not familiar with what we've come to call the 'HNQ' list, please visit the link; the list of questions shown as 'hot' on stackexch...

 
6:32 PM
Which site was removed from HNQ?
 
@NexTerren I think it was Interpersonal Skills.
 
Yes, my other problem child.
 
@HDE226868 you moderate IPS? Wow.
 
6:38 PM
@Green Correct
@HDE226868 We're not a problem, we're awesome.
...usually
I mean most of the time...
when we aren't coddling eldritch abominations...
 
LOL.
 
or...dropping meteors on people
 
Even better.
 
etc
 
What if they make a short list of hot sites.
That links to the site's home page.
Oh wait--then people will just see the inappropriate questions on the home page...
 
6:40 PM
I tend to dislike the content that pops up from Worldbuilding. Usually the things we have on there should be closed from my perspective.
 
BTW, what was the IPS question that got them nuked?
 
@James Thank you for acknowledging me and my status.
 
@Hosch250 @HDE226868 may know. Not sure if it is appropriate for him to share.
 
@Hosch250 It was nuked from HNQ, not from the site, as I understand it. Given that it probably got a lot of views, and thus is probably one of these: interpersonal.stackexchange.com/?tab=week
 
@Hosch250 This tweet got some attention (as well as retweeting by another person). What I can say is that the tweet wasn't the cause here; we as a community and a mod team had been asking about getting off the HNQ - at least as a test - for months, and it wasn't just Adam Lear (who's awesome) making a split-second decision.
TL;DR This has some really terrible timing, but at least it does open discussion on an issue I've been wanting to have a long, detailed conversation about for years. So I'm okay with it.
 
6:47 PM
LOL, jenny...
The #1 site about dataframes and female treachery...
 
@Hosch250 The questions probably aren't inappropriate on IPS. It's just that the titles caused some stir.
 
Yes.
But my idea was people go to the site--then they see the same titles and probably at work...
 
So, IPS is a site whos purpose is to help people relate to other people? And got removed from HQN for not relating well to other people?
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You know, I just snorted thinking what our starbar would look like on the site...
 
@AndyD273 its worth thinking of IPS as Workplace for ... outside the workplace
and sometimes some posts are clickbaity
 
7:00 PM
^^
 
IPS, I've noticed, is like Workplace for the bedroom.
 
IPS is Workplace for when you're not in the workplace (or even when you are, in some cases).
 
And WorldBuilding is for when you want to dispose of your workplace.
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@HDE226868 Most cases... Who has time to worldbuild when you're home with family?
 
My bad; I meant IPS by "we".
 
7:33 PM
@James As a project manager, you'll appreciate the following.
I've been put on a new task at work where i'm migrating from one file transfer solution to another. No big deal. I'm super familiar with the product and I can get things going.
The project manager for the roll-out of the new FT solution stopped by. I explained that I don't have time or interest in meetings about politics or money. I have six questions that I need answered. I repeated my desire to not be in any meetings. I'm interested in the answers to my questions, not sitting across the table from someone for an hour while they talk.
The PM said, "Okay, well, I'll setup a meeting..." then he trailed off. I think I gave him a look like "What are you even saying?" because I just said I didn't want to be in any meetings. I just want those answers.
I think it hurt his brain that someone didn't want to be in a meeting.
 
@Green See when he doesn't invite you to the meeting to take care of your own questions he has to remember to ask them, get answers and then tell you what the answers are. ;)
 
@James My direct manager has my questions and knows to get those answers.
 
In that case you seem good to go.
I think some PMs just like to get paid to set up social time all day long...not alot of actual managing being done there
 
@James I sure hope so. I know some of the people in the meeting and they tend towards excessive verboseness and self-aggrandizement. Ain't nobody got time for that.
 
I usually subtly cut those people off, if they realize what I have done its too late and then I do my best to not give them a window to start up again.
Its actually kinda fun for me.
 
7:41 PM
@James meeting combat or meeting chess. AHAHAHAHAHH!!!!
 
It is somewhat like chess...or maybe chinese checkers.
 
I think it would be kind of fun to work with you on a project as actual coworkers.
 
For sure. Just think of all the jokes we wouldn't actually have to say out loud.
 
Try hard to not smile when I see you've shot down someone down hard core.
 
@Green Its a morbid pleasure for me.
Like interacting with someone imploding on an internet site...
 
7:43 PM
@James I have this image of FLAK 88mm guns taking pot shots at low flying dragons. Boom! whistle Boom! Oops.
 
...it would be rude to do that and then play the noises in the meeting with no explanation right?
 
@James I'm glad you do it because I just disengage and wait for them to quiet down.
@James Hmmmm....I think it would depend on how pompous the 'dragon' was when they got shot down/sidelined.
 
@AndyD273 I took a look at the tweet in question...the poster doesn't seem interested in realities that deviate from her own.
@Green Depends on the day, sometimes its fun, sometimes I ignore them.
 
so appearantly my island nation has to be in the ballpark of 1000 citizens(sub 18s included). just saying
 
@Alucard what happens when a plague hits and you fall below 1000?
 
7:50 PM
while population <1000: import citizens XD
 
Press gangs?
 
@Green well if a plague hits, my island would die probably, i could fiction that my doctors are the best of their field, and prevent an outbreak. mmh, but than why would such doctors choose to live on my island :D
 
Or criminals?
@Alucard Either the press gang got them, or they were criminals who don't want to die from plague.
 
@Alucard especially when doctors that skilled can live in a big city, live far more comfortably and enjoy far more prestige.
 
@James Hey, we had one of those in here earlier! They sure do get around.
"How dare someone say that the world is other than I imagine! I will complain loudly to everyone until it gets back in line!" I dislike these authoritarian regressive cryptofascists so much.
 
8:01 PM
Are we talking about the HNQ tweet?
 
@NexTerren Sorta. Also the mad "questions I don't like are racist" from earlier, and everyone like them.
 
I feel like I missed 90% of the WBer's argument by joining in late, so I won't comment there, but the woman who made the tweet... I'm not exactly endeared to her.
 
@NexTerren re: the WBer, if you saw any of their argument you saw all of it. There wasn't much to see. "You're wrong, I don't like it, it shouldn't be allowed."
At least they were slightly reasonable, in that they were at least willing to come in here and explain their thinking.
I'd like to think it's because they have some decency, and not because the mods weren't willing to completely cave to their whims.
 
8:58 PM
@AndyD273 Yeah its frustrating and it seems to be spreading.
 
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