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12:25 AM
@RegDwigнt Very well!
@KannE Kind of makes sense!
Why the capital D?
 
12:50 AM
@RegDwigнt 'Birches' reminds me of 'The Fog', somehow.
Though it's quite different qua atmosphaere.
Do you happen to have the English translation in a text document?
 
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Q: What is the word for perpetuating a wrong way of doing things?

OlanI'm looking for a word that describes an action where people unintentionally persist with a certain way of doing things or continue to accept a certain practice even though they are aware it should change. Because they continue with it (whatever it is), those who are unaware (or even know!) of th...

 
1:44 AM
@KannE Ping is informal language for using the @name method of notifying someone (or replying to a chat line).
Mod is short for moderator.
In case your question was serious.
 
2:27 AM
Wise.
 
2:49 AM
@Mitch My father, too! He lost his hearing when he was a child, so his speech became...well, my schoolmates assumed he was German, based only on American WWII movies and Hogan's Heroes, of course. When he sneezed, for 5 minutes, it sounded like he was yelling--'I rush you! I rush you! I-rush-you! I-rush-you! Irushyou-Irushyou-Irushyou!'--absolutely terrifying...but he had nasal surgery later, and that was the end to that.
 
3:07 AM
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@Cerberus The capital D is relatively a new thing. It indicates that they were part of a community with their own language, ASL--American Sign Language vs. SEE, Signed Exact English. Their generation actually developed it, in large part, and made it the standard in America. I assume the same happened in other countries, but I don't know.
 
 
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4:49 AM
@Cerberus Thanks, I had no idea what it meant...or that you could do that.
 
5:15 AM
Is this site just for BrE? I mean, really, I checked the URL to see if it had "uk" in it. If not, why am I being 'corrected' when I respond with how someone in this part of America would say something? Just so everyone knows, if you come here and order "bread and butter," your waitress is going to look at you like you're stupid and blurt out, "The butter comes WITH it." Then she's going to think--My tip!--and say, "I mean, we don't charge extra for the butter--it's free--it comes with it." FRT.
 
no, this site is not just for BrE; you're seeing 'corrected' because you're being 'trolled'
 
5:46 AM
@KannE Not all answers are correct on this site.
 
6:19 AM
@user2646 I feel like I'm being bullied; I really do. I don't respond well to that; no one I know does...but I've never been to the UK. My MIL always wanted to see the white cliffs of Dover again, and she had plenty of resources to do so, but instead...she said, "Just scatter my ashes in the Savannah River, and I'm sure they'll make their way there somehow." Now, that all makes perfect sense to me.
 
@KannE No, you are not being trolled. People just make mistakes and are not right all the time. Don't feel bullied.
 
6:49 AM
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@JasperLoy Thanks. Maybe I'll try again...do something different...I dunno.
 
7:08 AM
@KannE link please
 
@Cerberus That's idiotic. Seriously. Next someone will try to copyright the I-IV-V blues progression.
Here's another: "My Sweet Lord" is a song by English musician George Harrison. ... Later in the 1970s, "My Sweet Lord" was at the centre of a heavily publicised copyright infringement suit, due to its similarity to the Ronnie Mack song "He's So Fine", a 1963 hit for the New York girl group the Chiffons."
 
creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
 
@KannE The Brits (including former colonies other than this one) can be quick to take umbrage at any suggestion of AmE absolutism on the site, and I think that's what happened with Chappo's comment about your comment. I personally wouldn't worry about it. Just remember it's a comment, not an indictment.
 
 
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8:56 AM
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Q: One word that means both radial AND annular

SBoother Radial lines divide a circle into pizza slices Annular lines divide it up to make a bullseye shape What if you do both, as in polar coordinates? Is there a word that means radial and annular? Radannular? Radioannular? Radler? Context of the sentence: "Pictures were divided into radial/annul...

 
9:10 AM
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9:40 AM
@Robusto Yes, I forgot to specify my locale because I thought it would be put on hold anyway...but I directed him to "our" ELL site..."our" meaning everybody who uses it...not "our" meaning we--The United States of America--dang... But thanks for the Beatles...and my MIL from Ramsgate...so my husband, too. That's about it.
 
 
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11:07 AM
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11:24 AM
@user2646 I'm over it. I should've specified my locale...middling-sized state over half the size of your sovereign state, near-acre worth less here than your couch probably is there. OIC now...never mind.
 
11:40 AM
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12:03 PM
@user2646 That is plagiarism.
 
that depends on what is meant by "sources"
 
I am confused by so many copies of skullpatrol.
 
perhaps, confusion is apart of life, pal
 
@Cerberus You must be very happy that you now have a 5 star message on the wall, thanks to me.
 
12:24 PM
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Q: A picturesque equivalent for German "Beutelschneiderei", i.e. what a cut-purse does

Christian GeiselmannIn German there is a term Beutelschneiderei which in all dictionaries I have currently access to is being translated as "daylight robbery". However, Beutelschneiderei in German is a very picturesque word, and my impression is that "daylight robbery" is more of a sober description of the activity....

 
@Mitch plot twist: when the thing that the sneezing interrupted was more sneezing.
@Cerberus yeah I have drafts of all translations saved up on my mobile phone, though sometimes on YouTube I change a word or five in the very last moment. Or after a week. Just tell me what poem(s) you need, I can dump them on you here or on Facebook.
@Robusto The Brits just need to get Tony Blair back. Then they'll be singing "America first" louder than any American can possibly manage. Give it time, it will happen. Especially once the EU finally kicks them out.
Le Bush est mort, vive le Bush !
 
12:45 PM
@KannE Chappo was very even handed and factual. Your feeling like it was bullying was more an aggressive response to being contradicted. Also it was not clear what exactly you were saying. Chappo was trying to make clear all the nuance that wasn't clear beforehand.
Hopefully you won't take this as bullying but more like having things clarified.
Or that.
 
1:18 PM
@RegDwigнt That sounds too much like Le Boche est mort, vive le Boche !
Which no Frenchman would ever say.
 
Citation needed.
 
@MetaEd Conversely, if a piece of software doesn't have any bugs, it doesn't have enough features.
@RegDwigнt Get your own damn citation. I can't be arsed to pick up after you.
 
Ah, me friendo, tis but a joke.
I am asking for a citation for something that nobody has ever said.
It is very funny!
 
You don't deserve a citation. Except possibly for disregarding traffic laws.
 
I don't even have a permit to disregard traffic laws.
 
1:26 PM
@RegDwigнt Que ridículo
 
Yeah I wanted just that bit.
YouTube failed me.
 
Perhaps it's the other way round. Perhaps you failed YouTube.
 
Hiiiii
 
I have failed many things, people, and plants. But YouTube I'm only gradually working my way towards failing.
 
@RegDwigнt Only you can play a YouTuba.
 
1:29 PM
Oh I saw an awesome Youtuba just the other day. Sec.
 
YouTuba, mirum spargens sonum
 
What's asparagus to do with this. I hate asparagus.
 
Never seen that instrument.
 
@RegDwigнt Perhaps it's the other way round. Perhaps asparagus hates you.
 
@Robusto Will you also perform some pieces and put it on youtube like Reg?
 
1:31 PM
@JasperLoy then don't watch this:
 
You do seem to like farting at the world.
 
@Robusto I see you're into litotes today.
Or rather, you aren't not into litotes.
 
@RegDwigнt Perhaps it's the other way round. Perhaps litotes is into me.
 
@Robusto no, that's Seth McFarlane. Also, Monty Python.
 
I never knew the meaning of litotes and never looked it up.
 
1:32 PM
Frankly I never understood the anglosaxon obsession with farts and pukes.
 
Don't blame the Anglo-Saxons for that.
 
@RegDwigнt That looks like a Maria!
 
I am not. I am specifically labeling this as my failure to understand.
Will you not unstop not unpaying attention?
 
@RegDwigнt As I recall, those abounded in your adopted Heimat.
 
Dunno.
 
1:34 PM
Perhaps they were SBDs.
 
Every time someone farts on German television, it's an American show.
 
Look at the closed captioning and you should be able to tell if it's an American fart or not.
 
I can never look at the captioning, it's always closed.
 
The saliva always flowed out of the recorder I played in elementary school.
 
But ... as much as I'd love to stay and bang on about farts and pukes, I do have to get ready for my ride. Enjoy!
 
1:35 PM
NOU
 
After a while, the recorder will smell salty.
 
Right and I'm off to look for the empty strings on the violin.
BBL when Cerberus wakes up.
 
Now everyone is gone!
 
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@JasperLoy Everyone?
 
1:54 PM
@JennaSloan Hi Jenna, long time no see, lol.
 
2:23 PM
@RegDwigнt I just saw your latest video. I am wondering how you get 30 views in an hour with over 20 subscribers only, hmm.
 
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Q: Opposite of "reported"

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@RegDwigнt remarkable
 
2:46 PM
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Q: so called without the negative connotations

S ConroyThe context is a book on the interactions of pagans and Christians in antiquity. Sallustius is a pagan, but he put together a catechism of various pagan beliefs, which some of his contemporaries found extremely unHellenistic (a catechism normally being something associated with the Christians). ...

 
 
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3:55 PM
@WillHunting I wish there was a way to modify my brain is such a manner as to erase all carnal feelings towards women
After all, when you're 9 or 10, you live a good life without any desire for women
 
@WillHunting I wondered about that. I figure that a youtube search can pick up his videos to and you don't have to be subscribed to have it suggested to you in a search.
 
4:15 PM
@CowperKettle Why?
Who is troubling you so?
 
It's very hard for me to maintain proper relationships. I don't know how other people do it.
 
@RegDwigнt Anything you want translated!
@CowperKettle Do you really want something steady?
You don't need that for the flesh.
 
I don't know what I want, so it would have been great to just switch my brain to pre-pubertal mode.
 
@CowperKettle Hmm.
Seek carnal pleasure elsewhere to divert your attention from the present object?
Speak to the object to get clarity and closure either way?
@MetaEd Whenever I see a flag bubble, after I finish reading the message and make my decision to press valid/invalid, I'm usually too late, and it says "you can only counter-flag messages that have been flagged". The bubble doesn't disappear when it should.
Does the same happen to you?
 
4:34 PM
@Cerberus Yes
 
OK.
And I think it's been this way for the past 8 years or so.
 
As long as I can remember.
 
So strange.
 
4:53 PM
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Q: A word for someone of low, but not-insignificant skill level

colmdeWhat is a word for a person with a skill level that is not quite as low as a beginner but not in any way competitive? e.g. I enjoy running and have a reasonably good fitness level compared to the average person, however, I wouldn't be able to compete with anyone who takes it properly seriously. ...

 
 
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5:57 PM
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6:12 PM
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Q: What is the opposite of "parallel"?

RickyBecause of its length, the two towers of the Verrazano Bridge are not parallel: they are [???], accounting for the curvature of the earth. There's a bunch of terms that come close, such as: Radial from the center of the earth. Okay, but this only covers vertical lines. They're skewed. ...

 
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@Mitch No, it's not about being contradicted. Who gives a d*** about bread and or with butter? That question would've been put on hold or redirected had I not given my little opinion on it. Then it was like how dare she? But not one word directed toward the other blanket statements
because they are the opinions of men...or non-Americans...or whatever the deal is here.
 
What's going on?
 
Nothing...important.
Same ole, same ole.
 
@KannE 1) yes, men tend to predominate here. 2) but Americans tend to dominate (or rather I feel that way, not sure in reality)
@MetaEd Should something be going on?
We could do it.
I have two sticks
rubs them together
ugh
rubs them again
How about we just say that something happened?
 
6:26 PM
Wow, I don't think I've ever encountered an American here, Do they exist?
That was an exaggeration, of course.
 
@KannE re dangs (or is it 'durns') to give. This is ELU after all, so I thing a lot of good goldurns are given all the time. about one word vs another
@KannE There is certainly a multinational presence, but I'm just surmising without data, extrapolating from the general ELU audience
I'd say that there is more Amero-centric attitude here than BrE-centric
Not to mention AusE (sorry CanE and NZE)
 
There's a lot of IE.
 
There have been sporadic 'miffedness' by one nationality or another getting one's nose bent out of shape due to assumption of answerers answering generally assuming AmE unconsciously
 
Speaking of American centric, did everybody in the US get their emergency presidential alert? Too little, too late, I say, but what the hell.
 
@MetaEd but relatively? I'd guess US wins
 
6:32 PM
IE?
 
Indian English
 
Oh, thanks.
 
I'm sure there's a data query on could make that would render this easy to answer
 
There are some really interesting differences in Indian English
 
@MetaEd or additions.
 
6:33 PM
@Mitch If you had their IP addresses.
 
@MetaEd I feel like I've seen that for all of SE
 
6:44 PM
I'm sorry about the 'aggressiveness'...if I had had a brother or been a brother, this never would've happened because I would've learned my place and been comfortable in it OR I would've rightfully assumed my position and been oblivious in it, whichever the case may be. So, I apologize again, because my reproductive organs condemn me to. There, I feel better now. Have fun with your little deal-y. Good afternoon.
 
7:01 PM
@KannE I had to check the quote before posting it, but it's one of my favorites. "Well-behaved women seldom make history"
 
7:13 PM
@WillHunting it's because YouTube is broken. When you add subtitles, every time you pause the video to type, it counts that as a view. It gets corrected after the video goes live, but only like two days later.
When I first started adding subtitles and was still figuring out what to do and how to best do it, I used to generate like 120 "views" simply by going back and changing a word, or fiddling around with the timestamps. These days I'm much more efficient, as you can see.
All that said, if you post your vid on like Reddit, you will get thousands of views even if it's a ten-minute video of a black screen.
And if it isn't, you might hit a million.
You don't get views by having subscribers. You get subscribers by having views.
 
@RegDwigнt 4'33", director's cut
 
@Cerberus that's a lovely offer. Though very carelessly worded! Hold on while I type up his entire book. No worries, it's just a couple hundred poems. And I don't need it tomorrow, in a week is fine.
@MetaEd I do actually have that in one of my videos.
Rob right there even commented on how I did.
 
@RegDwigнt I have to tell you that the analytics showing the demographics of your viewership is broken as well. I know for sure that the numbers are terribly wrong in the youtube studio or the classic version right now. They add the numbers to the total number of viewers but stop adding to the number from my location, for example.
 
For most locations they don't even have data. Or are not allowed to have it. Or only allowed to have some of it but not all.
 
In the past before you started posting videos, at least the location stats were correct. And they showed many countries even those with just one count. @RegDwigнt
 
7:25 PM
Like, for example, I have viewers in ~150 countries, but all the gender data is based solely on viewers from the US. And there solely on those who have Google+ accounts.
So basically you might as well just roll the dice yourself on who's watching your stuff and who isn't.
 
LOL. The Google developers writing the code are not as brilliant as you, you see.
I must have just made your day, LOL.
 
Jul 4 at 21:06, by Robusto
@RegDwigнt Yes. BTW, your video's reference to 4'33" was amusing.
Oh, poor @Rob, he misspelled "amazing".
 
But yes, I have long known that developers who write code for websites are usually not very good, which is why websites often are broken or buggy.
 
@WillHunting nah, people tell me I'm brilliant all the time. That's because people are idiots. If they were smart, they'd realize I am a moron.
 
That's a brilliant observation.
 
7:28 PM
But yes, the data did use to be correct in the past, like I said, when I had like 20 other channels now deleted.
 
MetaEd is going meta as usual.
And he's quite good at it, wouldn't you know.
 
The more things they change, the more things they break.
 
Brilliant at it, as far as you know.
 
You can't break things without making an omelette.
 
I broke my voice when I was 14, but that's because I ate eggs every day.
 
7:30 PM
I ate my voice when I was 14, so now I can break all the eggs in the world.
And also I don't have to sing. Which I don't.
 
Wow, that's brilliant.
 
The mute minstrel.
 
But so far what is correct is this: the total number of views, the total number of comments, the total number of likes on a video.
And the total number of views have to wait days to be updated on all the different places it is shown.
 
@RegDwigнt I'd totally watch that
@MetaEd argh. jinxed
 
@Mitch pull the plug.
Then put it back in after 10 minutes.
 
7:36 PM
@Mitch That's my job. Tell YOUR jokes, just faster. And better.
 
And also not your jokes, your jokes suck.
But other than that yeah do it.
 
@MetaEd Ugh again. I have to come up with new jokes.
That dad joke stream was good for me.
 
I can sell you one new jokes for $3000.
 
hard pass
@RegDwigнt Noted. Also hard
like my eggs
 
No, I shall not like your eggs.
 
7:38 PM
@Mitch I know. I bruised my knee.
 
@RegDwigнt Well, it wasn't an offer, just a suggestion that you might want to provide me with these texts. What I shall do with them, who knows?
 
They're public domain anyway, you can't do all that much with them.
 
Oh, there are so many things I can think of.
Ignore them.
 
@RegDwigнt Protip: When you navigate to the videos tab, you often don't see the correct number of views for each video in your channel. But if you then sort by oldest videos first, you then usually see the correct updated number.
 
Adapt them into lewd jokes.
 
7:42 PM
Though you could still sell them to Mitch for $3000, I believe.
 
Or that.
 
I am wondering who subscribed to my channel secretly. I have one unknown subscriber.
 
You need to go, Hey Mitch, wanna buy a yacht? It's only $3000!
And then you go, Haha fooled you, it's not an actual yacht, it's a Russian poem from 1911.
@WillHunting that is impossible. You stalk all your subscribers.
 
@RegDwigнt There is no way to know if they set their channel settings that way.
 
That doesn't sound like something a professional stalker would say.
 
7:45 PM
LOL
 
@Cerberus There are so many ways to ignore them.
At least two
 
I am the most harmless person in the world though, even though I stalk people.
 
@RegDwigнt I'm waiting for the price to go down a little. To where you'd pay me to take them off your hands
 
@Mitch I know of four more. No, five. Five more ways. And an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope. Six. Six ways.
 
Seven. The Ring. LOL
 
7:46 PM
@Mitch I can pay a toilet to do that for you. And I don't even have to pay the toilet.
 
@RegDwigнt And I'd say "Yacht?" I barely knew her!"
 
So I'll give it a think, but don't hold your breath.
 
I see the ring there between those capital Ls.
 
It's the Ring between the Two Towers.
 
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Q: Is untasty a valid English word?

Merin NakarmiI cannot see untasty in Oxford dictionary. Also spelling checker tells it is invalid. But in dictionary.com, I see it is a related form of tasty. So is it a valid English word?

 
7:48 PM
@RegDwigнt In all fairness then, you should go with the toilet.
 
Of course, I was referring to The Ring starring Naomi Watts where you die in seven days after getting the phone call.
 
@Mitch inorite, it's much closer, too.
Unless you're standing right behind me.
 
@RegDwigнt please aim well
@WillHunting how about the 'Presidential alarm'?
 
I always aim well. One of the reasons I am in the best World of Tanks clan worldwide.
 
Everyone in the US just got one an hour ago
 
7:49 PM
To aim well in the urinal, they draw a fly in it these days.
 
@Mitch If only they had got it a couple years earlier.
Fun fact: Russians are stupid.
 
@RegDwigнt I am jealousing. A VR toilet in a tank. And one in real life too
 
And yes, other than The Ring, I also watched The Fly.
 
@Mitch Yes, I'm good at that.
 
They translated "The Ring" into Russian as "A phonecall". Not as ring as in the shape, or even the piece of jewelry.
 
7:50 PM
@RegDwigнt The Russians have no monopoly on stupidity
Majority stake?
 
I never said they did. If anything, I said everyone was stupid.
 
@WillHunting I sense a trend
 
I'm just singling out Russians this one time for the sake of illustrating the very point.
 
@Mitch Yes, one of my favourite movies is The Covenant, starring Laura Ramsey.
 
Next you'll be watching "The hemiunibal spherical rod-end"
@RegDwigнt Oh. You have to read between the letters for that.
 
7:51 PM
I doubt I will. Certainly not next.
 
Then disregard the letters that are there
and then make up new letters
I get it
 
See, next I watched some stuff you posted.
I am always right.
 
@Mitch Leave my stud couplings out of this.
 
Oh now we're talking LEGO.
 
YOu should do like me and JLo and not read anything at all. Your responses? Not read.
 
7:53 PM
I don't like LEGO but I like to ogle.
 
Actually I was trying to watch Dad Jokes. Because I'd never heard of that.
 
LEGO and ogle are anagrams, brilliant.
 
But then Mitch's 10 minutes unplugged expired and now I'm in here again.
 
@RegDwigнt Ew. That's a thing to watch?
 
@WillHunting not in Danish they aren't.
 
7:54 PM
@RegDwigнt I can't read that because my eyes are closed
 
danish pastry, french window, broken china.
 
@Mitch that's what I was wondering. After you said it was. So I searched, and lo and behold. A thing it is.
 
And it's streaming.
 
@Mitch okay this one time I'll make an exception and sing it out loud to you instead.
You asked for it.
 
@WillHunting german chocolate, italian police, swiss swiss
 
7:55 PM
I think you guys should follow my style and type OK instead of okay, you know.
It's two letters less and is the original word after all.
 
If I followed a style, I'd have a style. And I can't let that happen.
 
@RegDwigнt There's your ..._ counting on fingers_ ... you've made many mistakes
@WillHunting okay, you know
 
@Mitch six. Six mistakes. And a fanatical devotion to the Pope. Seven. Seven mistakes.
 
My Acer Swift 3 is very swift.
 
So is Taylor.
Ba-dum-tsss.
 
7:56 PM
@WillHunting My LG refrigerator is cooler
 
My LG cooler is refrigerator.
 
I never listened to her songs. But I did like Lautner's superior anatomy.
 
LL Cool refri-G-rator.
Right guys. Gimme a sec while I watch at least one episode of these stupid Dad Jokes.
 
That fridge is getting old
 
I have a star on the wall. This is a miracle.
 
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