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12:24 AM
Mueller raised possibility of presidential subpoena in tense meeting with Trump’s legal team https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/mueller-raised-possibility-of-presidential-subpoena-in-meeting-with-trumps-legal-team/2018/05/01/2bdec08e-4d51-11e8-af46-b1d6dc0d9bfe_story.html
 
@GodEmperorDune I'm sure that went over well
Even with no ads I guess they can still find a way to be exploitative towards children.
Though I guess shows like Trolls are still ads
 
12:50 AM
> The states challenging DACA are Texas, Alabama, Arkansas, Louisiana, Nebraska, South Carolina and West Virginia.
nods, nods Wait Nebraska?
 
wtf lol
 
Trump super PAC goes after Dem senator for spreading "false information" about former Trump VA pick http://hill.cm/7XI1Ko7
 
so threatened by the immigrants flying in on liberal deep state private jets from California
 
(Ronny Jackson is now being investigated for misconduct by the Pentagon)
Michelle Wolf becomes C-SPAN's most-watched correspondents' dinner entertainer http://hill.cm/CvKP0yb
Somewhere a media executive is having an existential crisis about refusing to admit fault but also craving ratings
Official report: Republican FCC commissioner broke law by publicly backing Trump in CPAC speech http://hill.cm/DbZklvR
Heh, turns out it being okay for him to be there was not the end of the story
 
1:09 AM
the jury has found jacob goodwin guilty of malicious wounding. they have returned to the jury room to deliberate on their sentencing advisement. the sentence is 5-20 years.
some justice out of Charlottesville
me: abolish prisons
also me: it's extremely good that jacob goodwin is going to prison
 
@Unionhawk lol damnit Virginia @ "malicious wounding" instead of just assault & battery
 
Devastating to the career of foghorn leghorn esq
He's got a lot of cases coming up
That DeAndre Harris was found not guilty has really thrown a wrench into these guys defense I think
I worked at Amazon several years ago for a month or two. I took an unauthorized pee break because I happened to be close to the bathroom. When I walked out, a guy was waiting for me and told me I couldn't do that again. I went to HR, quit, and left. Never to return... https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/985811909114023936
good thread about Amazon stuff
 
2:14 AM
@Unionhawk Who's Jacob Goodwin?
 
Jacob Goodwin is one of the people who beat DeAndre Harris with metal poles in a parking garage on August 12
 
Okay, that's not something I'd heard of, and now have to look up.
 
Jury has recommended ten years and theraputic services, including "empathy training" but ultimately the court will decide for real at the sentencing hearing in August
 
2:59 AM
@Unionhawk i can't even begin to imagine how many Australian work place rules would be violated by that
 
Michael Cohen ordered to pay $282K in unpaid taxes: http://hill.cm/wf0jiYD
Incredible
 
3:43 AM
Kane — yes, THAT Kane — has won the mayoral primary of Knox County, Tennessee, according to @6News
 
@TimStone Nice! He's really libertarian isn't he
That's some funny shit too
 
4:01 AM
@TimStone proposal. GOP and Dem should be renamed to Face and Heel. crossing the line would be way more dramatic
BREAKING NEWS! Trump became Heel after fall out with son, signified by steel chair in the face
 
Judge orders GOP lawmaker be put back on Colorado primary ballot after state Supreme Court kicked him off http://hill.cm/FcvoZam
Hmm, interesting
 
 
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5:12 AM
@TimStone love to streisand effect
i mean not exactly but close enough
 
Lobbyist helped organize, went on Pruitt's highly-scrutinized trip to Morocco: report http://hill.cm/Wsi1EIN
I'm actually not sure it's possible to be more corrupt than Pruitt at this point. He's kind of checked every box possible of things you aren't allowed to do
 
@TimStone still not done sexual harassment yet iirc
but financial corruption wise he is definitely one for the ages
 
@GodEmperorDune or commit murder and cover it up with an abuse of power
 
@Memor-X I mean we can't be certain
 
there was that bond movie where they dumped a body that drowned in oil and i could see a similar thing happening
@TimStone i dunno how these guys rack up such huge debts
 
5:22 AM
@GodEmperorDune for a moment there i was about to say it was Goldmember but then i remembered that the woman was covered in gold and there is a another bond movie with a similar scene but with oil
 
@Memor-X yeah I think it was a reference to that scene in goldmember
 
@GodEmperorDune i wonder which it would be, spilled crude oil from a refinery or gold obtained from various corrupt financial ventures
 
5:38 AM
@GodEmperorDune Having just given the IRS a five figure sum I guess I can see how just…not opting not to do that…might add up, but you'd think getting that money would be more pressing for them
They made me file over $79 once upon a time you'd think $280k would take priority idk
 
@TimStone ripe for a pls help me budget meme
 
 
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12:41 PM
>:(
3CDC is the absolute bane of our existence
whenever there's something messed up happening in the city, you can usually trace it to 3CDC somehow
and that they were charging a permit fee to Maslow's Army before to begin with is absurd
and that they're just up and offering "well we have this other space that you might be able to use sometimes for 2.5 times more money"
 
1:57 PM
@GnomeSlice A keen interest or a key-n interest?
 
2:17 PM
Proud Boy in Seattle finds a sign he doesn't like during #MayDay & tries with all his might to rip it up. It doesn't work out. [h/t @nategowdy] #MayDaySea https://t.co/Z2P0KhQw0J
 
@Unionhawk i like how it's also an anti-fascism sign and they guy is trying to suppress by destroying it
 
@GodEmperorDune Indeed that jontron dunk was great.
@TimStone Not necessarily Nebraska, but:
> The mayor of another small town in a Plains state wrote about his mixed reactions in reading the piece. I know who this mayor is; he is from a state and county that went very strongly for Trump; and he asks to have his identity protected precisely so he can keep destructive national politics from undermining constructive efforts in his home town.
> immigration is helping us resolve many labor shortage issues
So basically if you have a place where lots of people are moving away due to lack of opportunities/big cities, sometimes there are growing immigrant communities there
The other common exemplar Fallows brings up is Erie, PA
But I'm probably totally overthinking it - it probably comes down to a Trumpian governor or AG.
 
2:38 PM
@Memor-X Do it for the boys! Don't you want them to be proud of you?
This is also apparently another instance of the rare "not mad, laughing actually"
 
3:18 PM
@Unionhawk doesn't really seem like news
Although to be fair
Neither is the goose thing really
 
@GnomeSlice thank you for your input
 
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3:41 PM
@Unionhawk this isn't really news
 
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Please don't use this room for any tweet that is slightly political, mocking, etc. That's not really what it is here for.
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user15026
If this room is just going to be "I saw a tweet that mocked a political view that I don't ascribe to and it was funny", well, post it on Twitter then.
 
I did actually laugh at it on Twitter before coming in here
U.S. Border Agents discover tiger smuggled in duffel bag from Mexico (don't worry: the little guy's OK) https://atxne.ws/2KwJMeb
O_o
 
3:59 PM
The Boy Scouts of America's flagship program is dropping "boy" from the name and will start accepting girls next year. https://usat.ly/2rfuMZj
Apparently it’s being done to boost membership rather drive gender equality but progress in any case
 
@GodEmperorDune I don't know, I'm worried about unfortunate consequences as a result of pursuing more membership while ignoring gender equality.
You know, that "boys will be boys" nonsense.
 
@Ash Fine.
@Yuuki I mean the program already has a coed sub-org in venturing, so all this realistically does is expand that beyond 14-21 only
But it's definitely something that needs to be seriously considered
They have updated YP which reminds me I need to take both update my registration and take it, but idk what they changed
 
@Yuuki scouts gotta adapt with the times or go under
Boys will be boys kinda stuff will kill membership boosting initiatives like this just as much as restricting gender in the first place
 
@GodEmperorDune The problem is when adaptation involves real people. This is like "well, the marketplace of ideas will solve education". The thing is, these are children you're dealing and you can't just write it off as "well, we have to adapt".
 
@GodEmperorDune The LDS being less affiliated than they have been is I imagine quite an impact
 
4:09 PM
@GodEmperorDune I'd rather some precautions being taken rather than solve things post facto.
 
I'm fairly confident at least in council and national level staff and volunteers
I'm slightly concerned about unit level volunteers
But that's something that councils have an obligation to help correct
So hopefully... This is a thing that occurs
 
@GodEmperorDune wtf is the deal with these people in the replies
 
Back in my day,
That's just all it is
Nobody cares about your day it's 2018
 
If you think the organization and the programs they offer is so good like I do then why are you against letting more people experience it
 
4:13 PM
welcome to the 1930s
actually no, welcome to the 1890s
because women could vote in the 1930s, can't have that
 
It's just TPUSA stuff too because regretfully both me and Charlie Kirk are 24 year old eagle scouts
 
how does it feel being only 2 degrees of separation away from milo
 
I hate it
 
rekt
 
He took the wrong fuckin lesson from the eagle scout charge lmao
 
4:17 PM
I keep forgetting it's a very real possibility for people to be younger than me now so he can get the hell off my lawn
 
@TimStone hey i can do this too
gives old man five to @TimStone
 
😎
 
5:00 PM
BREAKING: Black men arrested at Starbucks settle with Philadelphia for $1 each and a city pledge of $200K for young entrepreneurs.
White House Lawyer Ty Cobb will retire at the end of the month. He'll be replaced by Emmet Flood, who represented Bill Clinton during his impeachment. https://www.wsj.com/articles/ty-cobb-leaving-donald-trumps-legal-team-1525280088?mod=searchresults&page=1&pos=1
RIP his moustache
 
@TimStone that’s more than generous of them, considering what happened
 
Indeed
 
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@TimStone Wow, that's....not how I expected that to go, but good on them for trying to make some good of a crap thing that happened to them.
 
Although written by intern at Politico, this article is a reminder of how difficult it can be to discuss public policy in political press. Not only did I not back down on tax cut, I doubled down & added detail for rationale https://politi.co/2w1EKmE
😂
Rubio is Mad Online at an intern for using literal quotes he said
When the real issue is that he is incapable of being consistent in his point
lol imagine Trump being assigned legal counsel Guantanamo-style https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-05-02/trump-lawyers-said-to-lack-security-clearance-amid-mueller-talks
Oh my goodness only Dowd had security clearance
This is incredible
Imagine being in the midst of the most consequential legal battle of your life and just going "Let's wing it"
 
@TimStone wooooooooooooooooow
only the best lawyers... that are incapable of security clearance
 
5:17 PM
It didn't say the clearance was denied, just not granted currently
 
Yeah, it's entirely possible that nothing is wrong per se, it just takes a while to process, but uhh
Maine lawmakers vote to override governor's veto on marijuana bill http://hill.cm/5vbQABH
lmao Paul LePage just getting owned left and right by the rest of Maine
 
@TimStone like maybe get the clearance process started before bringing people on board or announcing it to the media
 
You'd think!
Or pick people who were already on the shortlist for reauthorization or something idk
"Watch Trump’s Top White House Lawyer Cover Metallica and Journey”: https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2017/04/trump-donald-mcgahn-white-house-counsel-guitar-metallica/
McGahn has a band?
 
lol there was a wapo piece a few days ago about how trump announces personnel changes before they are reasonably close to successful and that's why he keeps getting burned when they fall through
and of course they called it "fake news", and here they go again
 
I know that this borders on what we discussed earlier as "not news" but Matt Gaetz is the absolute worst US Representative and should get in the sea, so
GOP lawmaker shares photo of middle schooler flipping him off http://hill.cm/fvghdDY
 
5:29 PM
it's posted on the hill I think legally you're good
although
one could argue that the entire outlet could be thrown into that box
 
It's true, they are Very Reputable News that can't associate itself with Such Drivel
 
@TimStone welcome to the resistance, middle schooler
 
lmfao
Today, 17 of my House colleagues joined me in nominating @realDonaldTrump for the 2019 Nobel Peace Prize.
Pathetic. Obama shouldn't have even won the prize, and you're out here trying to give it to the guy who backed out of even reporting civilian casualties of drone strikes
 
maybe... commanders of any army shouldn't be allowed to get nobel peace prizes...?
hmm
 
@TimStone obama won it for not being bush, presumably the next president will win it for not being trump
 
5:34 PM
@TimStone I guess people are deciding on their own Maine thing.
 
@Unionhawk What if the army is equipped with @Ash's hug guns tho?
 
but yeah obama should not have won it then
 
@GodEmperorDune It would be hilarious if both presidents on either side of Trump won the Peace Prize.
 
I mean but didn't like
 
maybe him and kerry and the negotiating teams should've won it for the iran deal
 
5:35 PM
kissinger get a peace prize
so honestly nothing has mattered for a while
 
whoa
 
the next peace prize goes to john bolton's moustache, because it made no one take him seriously with his warmongering ideas
 
I forgot he got a Nobel lol
 
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@TimStone That one signature looks like a flower. Or a clover. I always wonder how people get to that sort of thing :P
 
Kissinger got the Peace Prize for enabling so many other people to potentially get Peace Prizes for cleaning up after him.
 
5:36 PM
@Ash lol Jim is running for senate in Ohio
 
@Ash a child signed it instead of him
and or they figured flowers were a peace sign and whatnot
 
that's how you make a name for yourself in washington
you have a dumb looking or enormous signature
so it stands out on these kinds of pages
that's probably not too far from an actual thing
 
also anything proposed by steve king should just be bounced for the racist undertones
@Unionhawk john hancock's tradition
is the supplement that turns you red literally a "red pill"?
 
yes
 
Ross Douthat was allowed to write an article again for some reason, but instead of linking to that please see:
Ross Dothan's NYTimes column about "The Redistribution of Sex" is a great example of why people who are not well-versed in sexuality as a field should not be writing about topics as fraught as incels and their violent demands of more sexual gratification from women.
 
5:45 PM
32 secs ago, by Unionhawk
yes
 
@TimStone nice i RTed that like 6 seconds ago lol
 
Hah, someone else retweeted it too, go figure
 
I also wrote about incels for the NYT. My take was...different. https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/26/opinion/when-misogynists-become-terrorists.html
 
@TimStone Amazing
 
oh dear the headline on the first take burnt my eyes
 
5:51 PM
@TimStone That "I pointed out his American flag to my son, who said it should've been a Russian flag" tho
 
I didn't get that far tbh >_>
I'm not sure why anyone takes meetings like that in public though, let alone in this case
 
It's because the business lounge is filled with, ugh, common folk.
 
@GodEmperorDune Apparently not (<- but this is a silly take in its own right)
"Don't disrespect InfoWars because a lot of people fall for Alex Jones' scam!"
 
@TimStone lol is alex jones planning to talk about them and that's what he's hyping?
 
I mean I guess Kanye might have agreed to it and just thought she'd come with but idk
It's all silly
LIVESTREAM ALERT: Officials are giving us an update on the fatal military plane crash near Savannah. At least 5 people have died. WATCH: http://bit.ly/2IbFCdp
Shit :/
Someone screenshotted an Eric Garland take about Kanye and now my head hurts, time to close Twitter
(This is the guy that injected himself with the experimental cure on stage)
 
6:16 PM
@TimStone iirc, more specifically, in a sensory deprivation chamber
 
Yep
Would not be my kind of thing, I'd nope out of getting into that
 
6:57 PM
@TimStone Hopefully it was saline because otherwise this might be the Three Mile Island for biohacking.
Although conspiracy theories are probably abound with “well, someone swapped the syringe because he knew stuff about the Deep State” or something.
 
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@TimStone Yeah, a few of my friends are like "go float it is great" and I am like "nothing about that sounds like fun"
 
7:46 PM
@Ash When I think of floating, I think of an inner tube, a river, and a cooler of beer...
 
Oh, really? I thought it was just VA's swap-in
 
But like why... With the different name instead of degrees like every other state
 
Well, I guess I knew it was different, but not really how materially so
Right
Virginia: It's Crazy
 
Probably good for Ramos that he didn't hire Elmer lol
Who has another trial coming up soon
I think another of these attackers
 
9:32 PM
sentencing them to jail is good but has the judge considered ordering them to go in the sea?
 
user15026
Why punish the whales and other cute undersea denizens, though
 
That's never stopped us before.
 
user15026
True, true
 
user15026
I just like whales a lot is all.
 
That's fair, I wouldn't wish Paul LePage on the whales
I guess our only option is to launch him into the void
 
9:47 PM
@TimStone let zod deal with him
@Ash and you have the tattoos to prove it :p
(in case you didn't notice i am still mad jealous of said tattoos)
 
Jeff Miller and Wilkie among the expected candidates for VA Secretary. Ron Nichol among the unexpected names https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.washingtonpost.com/amphtml/business/white-house-meets-with-va-candidates-after-jackson-withdraws/2018/05/02/39d7531c-4e4c-11e8-85c1-9326c4511033_story.html
Apr 25 at 21:44, by Tim Stone
Which has nothing to do with Johnson but Acting Secretary Wilkie would likely easily get confirmed, sooo
🤷
@TimStone Urgh, plane was just obliterated :/
WHO LET ME BACK ON TWITTER? I don't even remember opening TweetDeck
 
@TimStone tweetdeck still exists?
 
Indeed
It's how I consume so much BREAKING NEWS at once
 
what
in The Nineteenth Byte, Apr 24 at 18:26, by quartata
this is how jurassic park started right
 
9:59 PM
Yea lol
It might actually happen??
 
I fOr ONe wElCoME OuR MamMoTh oveRlORdS
 
Reminds me of that persistent rumour that the Explorer's Group ate mammoth (they did not)
 
@TimStone let it go, let it go, don't eat mammoth anymorrrrrrrreeeeeee
 
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@GodEmperorDune I do
 
user15026
That reminds me I should schedule a consult for my starfish someday
 
 
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11:32 PM
Michael Caputo, just interviewed by Bob Mueller’s team, told me: “It’s clear they are still really focused on Russia collusion. ... They know more about the Trump campaign than anyone who ever worked there.” He didn’t want to discuss specifics
Florida's GOP governor calls for Puerto Rico to get statehood http://hill.cm/7gc4KyD
Huh 🤔
 

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