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12:00 AM
@ThatREDACTEDGuy Exactly. This violates the CFAA.
!!/wiki Computer Fraud and Abuse Act
 
The Computer Fraud and Abuse Act (CFAA) was enacted by Congress in 1986 as an amendment to existing computer fraud law (18 U.S.C. § 1030), which had been included in the Comprehensive Crime Control Act of 1984. The law prohibits accessing a computer without authorization, or in excess of authorization. The original 1984 bill was enacted in response to concern that computer-related crimes might go unpunished. The House Committee Report to the original computer crime bill characterized the 1983 techno-thriller film WarGames—in which a young Matthew Broderick breaks into a U.S. military supercomputer...
 
12:12 AM
Last year...
Feb 23 '17 at 18:07, by bwDraco
Tomorrow night, I will have the honor to photograph the CUNYAC Basketball Championship Finals (both men and women!) for my alma mater, College of Staten Island. This does mean I won't be around for much of the day tomorrow, primarily 5:30 pm to 11 pm EST (22:30 to 4:00 UTC), though I might be able to check in briefly during halftime or between games.
...and I am covering the women's semifinal match at the City College of New York on Wednesday.
Not sure about the finals yet. That depends on how the men and women do in the semifinal round.
Like last year, I will have baseline access in the press box.
 
12:26 AM
(@allq)
 
hmm
-3
Q: Does the HP Stream 14 have the capacity to run all of these things?

user477465These are the details of an HPStream 14 Intel Celeron N3060 dual-core processor: 1.60GHz (with Max Turbo Speed of 2.48GHz) 4GB DDR3L SDRAM system memory 32GB eMMC drive 802.11ac Wireless LAN What I want to do is install a VM, install Ubuntu Linux (64-bit), install a VPN and run Tails on TOR ...

Its a really bad question but I'm not sure what's the 'right' close reason
 
Bob
@JourneymanGeek The comments on it are wrong too... that machine can do those things.
 
I'd treat it as a hardware recommendation, with a comment explaining further.
 
@Bob semi agreed.
 
Technically possible, but I'd say the storage will be a massive limiting factor. (The OP could put vDisks on an external volume, though.)
 
12:36 AM
why even run tails as a VM?
 
Even Atom-based Celerons are capable of hardware-assisted virtualization.
 
Bob
@bwDraco TOR/VPN/TAILS implies just web browsing. You don't need storage for it.
In the TAILS case you quite literally do not need storage: it is designed to be a non-persistent OS.
 
Hmm...
Not too familiar with this.
 
Bob
(well, ok, you need maybe 1 GB of read-only...)
Ultimately, the limiting factor will be how much the web browser uses.
 
(if you're curious about the above screenshot, Disk 1 is the external cache disk for PrimoCache)
 
12:45 AM
@bertieb Keyboards do not digitize an analogue signal and do not respond to pressure. The pressure activates a digital switch.
 
Technically possible, but not going to be a great option. Are you installing Ubuntu onto the bare metal and running VMs on that, or using the stock Windows? Also, why not just boot Tails directly on bare metal from a USB flash drive? — bwDraco 1 min ago
 
@ThatREDACTEDGuy Depending on how up-to-date/savvy they are you could have cameras, joysticks, gamepads, dial-up modems, ADSL modems, cable modems, light sensors, hall effect sensors, TV/radio tuners, VR headset motion sensors, IR eye tracking sensors, WiFi/Bluetooth/other radio cards, voltage sensors, temperature sensors, or pretty much any form of sensor for input, and pretty much any type of RF device or modem for both input and output. Fan/light controllers, robotics controllers, car steering. etc
Just about anything you'd find in a "smart home" too... my bathroom scales for example!
 
analog keyboards do exist tho
 
Bob
@FMLCat I suppose it depends on definitions... not an analogue electrical signal but the pressure that actuates the switch is an analogue real-world event. The electrical signal is (almost) purely digital though.
 
@ThatREDACTEDGuy non answer "whatever the notes say" cause professors kinda expect you to think on your own, except when it comes to questions ;p
 
12:52 AM
@JourneymanGeek Some rare ones do, but they are very specialist
 
Bob
But it's a bit of a shakey example :P
 
Practically all computer keyboards are not pressure sensitive and purely digital on/off switches.
 
Bob
@FMLCat Networking equipment is probably the best example, yea.
 
If they're ass-backwards and 80's textbook regurgitators I guess you could put plotters, projectors, and buzzers in there for output...
 
Bob
Could also toss trackballs in as input devices.
 
12:54 AM
Oh I forgot, not only touchscreens but tablet pen digitizers... the clue's in the name!
 
Bob
lol
 
I was about to say light pens, but that's totally dating myself
 
If I were a was born a girl I'd date myself too
@Bob It's like there being more mobile phones than people in the UK... many people have zero or one, a few fanaticists have a dozen or hundreds which skews the numbers
Not suggesting I'm one of them, but, I'm one of them
 
Bob
@FMLCat Yea, other comments explain that. I'm just having fun imagining happy meal guns :P
 
@Bob It'd be as american a thing as you could get
 
1:03 AM
@FMLCat immanotgonnajudge.
 
Punch card reader!
(some punch card readers used optical sensing to detect punches in the card)
 
Bob
@bwDraco That's ... pretty digital.
If you want to get pedantic about it, digital => analogue => digital.
 
@Bob Depends if you consider quantum physical phenomena "digital" since they're discrete quanta
 
I still have a few old unused NYU punch cards from one of my CompSci professors.
 
@bwDraco @Bob Depends if you consider quantum physical phenomena "digital" since they're discrete quanta (source)
 
Bob
@FMLCat Then at some level everything is digital :P
But most optical sensors have some charge time, which means they'll be in an in-between state for some (very very short) time. Is that analogue? Or digital?
*shrug* Everything is a particle. Everything is digital. Everything is a wave. Everything is analogue. (I think that's how quantum mechanics worked)
 
@Bob Everything doesn't really exist
 
@Burgi funny thing is that looks a lot like a more modern... projector...
 
I've got an old Sony Mavica that takes floppies.
Funny that it still works.
Right down to the battery.
 
 
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Bob
5:31 AM
hi
 
Bob
5:48 AM
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A: Reason for an exterior control panel on a space ship

WillkThere is more than one AI The ship is modular, with components and spaces which have been added and modified over time. Some of these components are now used in ways different from their original purpose - for example a former living space might now have only two walls and be open to space, or ...

Now I need a full story with an AI with a Russian accent :D
 
male or female? ;p
(cause yanno, SR3 ;p)
 
Bob
6:05 AM
@JourneymanGeek The broken English is important too :P
 
6:49 AM
c
 
Bob
d
 
Bob
7:05 AM
@JourneymanGeek apparently the keyboard is tracked ... with an invalid tracking number
joy.
 
@Bob 0_0
invalid or not updated?
 
Bob
@JourneymanGeek invalid
doesn't look like a normal tracking code, and auspost actualy says invalid, not "no events tracked"
 
maybe they got the shipper wrong?
 
Bob
maaaaybe. I'll check fastway
nup.
hm.
 
what was that one I used to use...
 
Bob
7:12 AM
it's supposed to be delivered tomorrow anyway so I guess I'll ask them after then
 
maybe aftership?
 
Bob
I also need to go pick up a cheap (wireless?) keyboard :P
@JourneymanGeek huh?
 
Bob
@JourneymanGeek just a backup one I can use
 
I sometimes use these guys to keep an eye on a shipment
ah
.... waaaaait
 
Bob
7:14 AM
@JourneymanGeek comes up as auspost
weird
 
is this literally a clone of those old dell keyboard?
 
Bob
@JourneymanGeek ... that looks suspiciously like my old dell keyboard
hmmmmmm
"how bad could it be?"
^ famous last words
 
@Bob its a backup
;p
 
Bob
...that insert/home/end/etc cluster
WHY IS IT VERTICAL
@JourneymanGeek a backup I might keep hooked up to the nuc
 
wait, you run one of aliexpress servers?
ARE YOU THE MAN FOX WITH THE BOX?
 
Bob
7:19 AM
:P
 
Ugh... those Dell keyboards were the worst.
 
Bob
@MichaelFrank oi, they were the best
 
No, the shape was too weird.
 
@MichaelFrank They're good for membranes.
 
Bob
@MichaelFrank the shape was ... pretty standard
larger spacebar aside
 
7:21 AM
it was... lumpy
 
Bob
if you think that's weird... wait till you see that round key one
wait, we're talking about the same one, right?
 
@Bob this is the one on my linux box logitech.com/en-sg/product/wireless-combo-mk220
 
Now this was a keyboard!
 
@MichaelFrank that's a lenovo
@MichaelFrank so you can store a pen for when the computer crashed?
 
Bob
7:22 AM
@JourneymanGeek yea, I looked at that too
it seems to be missing a few keys :P
 
tbh, that shape would gave worked better tenkeyless.
@Bob well I mainly use it to log in
 
Bob
dell are the best-feeling non-mech desktop keyboards I've used
includes both the old membrane and newer scissor
 
Bob
hp can go diaf
 
I should have bought a bunch when I saw them at SLS for a fiver :(
 
Bob
7:23 AM
@JourneymanGeek old workplace used them. I took an extra one home :P
they were "upgrading" them ... to new ... hp ... keyboards
 
the vfx place used them
 
Bob
the extra mushy ones
 
@MichaelFrank heh, the new lenovo ones are crap
HP ones are also crap
 
Bob
only reason I'm looking for a diff backup is cause wireless is probably easier to handle on the nuc
rather than a cable running across the place
 
Yea, when they started slimming down the keycaps, they all turned to poop.
 
7:24 AM
(If I stayed at dodgy private school, I'd have brought in my razer. I was using my own laptop at work anyway)
 
Bob
there is a dell keyboard that I take issue with ... one with the vertical home/end/ins keys
 
Bob
@JourneymanGeek bringing in the cheapo mech ... in 2 days hopefully :P
@JourneymanGeek that looks painful
 
its kinda ok as a couch keyboard
which is what its meant for
if I could be arsed to get that system back up ;p
and I cannot imagine it happening anywhere else ;p
 
Bob
7:47 AM
> Feathers are heavier than steel per kilogram due to the weight of what was done to the birds.
 
8:37 AM
morning
 
8:49 AM
o/ morn
 
9:06 AM
How many rackmount servers have you seen that employ water cooling? o.O
 
The server, no
the whole rack?
Is common
 
water cooled racks? I need to look this up.
 
they have water cooled racks at CERN
 
the games company CCP bought an old high frequency trading server and that had its own dedicated fridge
 
9:13 AM
@Burgi I think its also kinda useful if you run blades
 
I'm like... 99% sure hostname is not only a Powershell command..
 
@Burgi wonder what's special about said server 0_0
I've heard things like super specialised firmware on the NICs
 
@JourneymanGeek It got thirsty all the time.
 
Then there's ....
The Cray-2 is a supercomputer with four vector processors made by Cray Research starting in 1985. At 1.9 GFLOPS peak performance, it was the fastest machine in the world when it was released, replacing the Cray X-MP in that spot. It was, in turn, replaced in that spot by the Cray Y-MP in 1988. The Cray-2 was the first of Seymour Cray's designs to successfully use multiple CPUs. This had been attempted in the CDC 8600 in the early 1970s, but the emitter-coupled logic (ECL) transistors of the era were too difficult to package into a working machine. The Cray-2 addressed this through the use of ECL...
 
9:29 AM
C:\Users\brian>hostname
Astaroth

C:\Users\brian>exit
PS C:\Users\brian> hostname
Astaroth
PS C:\Users\brian>
(first with cmd, second with PowerShell)
What explains the extra newline from the cmd hostname output?
 
@MichaelFrank that's not what it asks tho
It asks 'How do you check it in powershell'
 
No, it asked how do I check it using powershell
If I had used get-computerinfo I bet the answer would have been wrong.
 
(also, Get-Help hostname doesn't return an exact result)
 
@MichaelFrank ah urgh
stupid questions are stupid ;D
 
although, to be fair... get-computerinfo doesn't actually return the hostname... >.>
So bad example ha
 
9:32 AM
;D
 
Also, Get-ComputerInfo is very slow.
 
It tries to gather a lot of info.
I wonder if $env:computername would have worked.
 
And yet it does not return the hostname.
@MichaelFrank That would.
 
I meant as a valid answer.
 
Hmm...
 
 
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11:06 AM
/me wibbles
 
11:25 AM
Hey folks
 
Ave
hii
 
11:59 AM
o/
 
0_0
Repcapped on twp
 
Hi
 
12:23 PM
Ola
 
12:45 PM
Buenos días, señores y señoritas! Como están ustedes?
 
Hello O brazilian guy :)
 
Hello cat in a hat
 
hi guys if you look here at the CMake reference:
https://cmake.org/cmake/help/latest/
there are numbers in parantheses behind commands. I've something similar in the man pages of git. Does someone know what they refer to? I mean the numbers?
 
372
Q: What does the number in parentheses shown after Unix command names in manpages mean?

duckyflipFor example: man(1), find(3), updatedb(2)? What do the numbers in parentheses (Brit. "brackets") mean?

364
Q: What do the numbers in a man page mean?

WilduckSo, for example, when I type man ls I see LS(1). But if I type man apachectl I see APACHECTL(8) and if I type man cd I end up with cd(n). I'm wondering what the significance of the numbers in the parentheses are, if they have any.

206
Q: What do the parentheses and number after a Unix command or C function mean?

MalfistI keep seeing parentheses and a number after a command in Unix or Linux or C function. For example: man(8), ftok(2), mount(8), etc. What do these mean? I see them in man too.

 
thx, found it too, sry for bothering
 
12:59 PM
@Felix.C You're not bothering. Sorry if I sounded rude, wasn't my intention.
In fact, you reminded me of something I was always curious but never remembered to research properly.
 
1:18 PM
Well I do intend to be rude, so
 
@FMLCat But you aren't being rude right now.
 
@ThatREDACTEDGuy Screw you!
 
!!flagged
 
@FMLCat well, bolt you
 
1:26 PM
This talk is nuts
 
@ThatREDACTEDGuy I'm useless at screwey puns
 
Does it make your head twist?
 
oooooh!!!!!!!!
new mustang!
 
1:44 PM
Meh. Cars are overrated.
 
its the Bullitt edition!
 
@Burgi It's the WinXP Wallpaper Edition!
 
lol
 
!!taytaytay
 
2:07 PM
wooooo
 
2:50 PM
65
Q: How to tell a friend I won't pay them for a favor they did for me?

Supreme Grand RulerI recently received, out of the blue, a text message from a friend which very much surprised me. In the message, my friend mentions that I borrowed her Netflix account for about a month (she said she calculated this from going back and looking at her browsing history in Netflix) and as a result,...

 
@Burgi that one gets stranger
 
yeah i saw
 
ooo how so?
 
I tried this along with Flater's answer. Unfortunately, her main and sole argument was that "everyone else paid her" so I should pay her too. The diplomatic option did not work so I had to firmly state I would not pay her back. Unfortunately, things took a turn for the worse and she assaulted me and I had to call security after she saw meby chance on campus. — Supreme Grand Ruler Feb 16 at 3:10
 
And so Many IPS questions answers are just 'Say no'.
 
2:51 PM
0_0
@djsmiley2k or use common sense
 
Sooooooooo crazy desperate...
@JourneymanGeek :D
it's also a lot of how do i not offend someone while i'm being a dick, or 'this person is a dick and how do I make them not be?'
 
I mean
its a tenner
 
did you see the one about being asked to be a sperm donor?
 
0_0
a lot of strange stuff on IPS
they have a lovely mod team, but ugh
 
yeah i did xD
 
2:55 PM
Whelp, my car is ready
So I don't get to drive a snazzy rental car for a few days
 
@bertieb get the credit card rdy
 
I mean, I could
 
did u figure out if there was a scam?
 
It's around what I thought it was
Nah, not that I could see; unless "huge deductible and hard upsell deductible insurance" is a scam.
In fact, the dude said they would refund me, despite their T&Cs saying they wouldn't...
shrug
Thirteen quid is better off in my pocket than theirs
Just wish I'd known it would only take a day :P
Hey ho, several hundred quid later I have an MOT which should hopefully do me for another year
Also, the two tyres I was sure would fail the car... didn't even get an advisory
So I got that goin' for me, which is nice
Oh, I also decided to cancel the other .eu domain I have; can't justify the expense for something I haven't used
since, uh, 2008?
Jings
 
@bertieb actually it's only valid for today.
 
3:02 PM
@djsmiley2k Whaaa?
DVLA differs
 
what?
 
> Because of billing requirements, it is currently not possible to disable auto-renewal.
FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
grumble grumble
How the hecksauce do I cancel this danged thing!
I can't even remove my sodmothering payment details!!
 
@JourneymanGeek Driver and Vehicle Licensing Agency
 
3:13 PM
ah
 
huge annoying bureaucratic call centre in Swansea
 
I was going to make a joke about how terrible they were, then remembered @DavidPostill worked in one
 
Well, I got the domain cancelled, so that call centre / tech support was grand 👍
Off to pick up car in one piece, hopefully
 
linux on a switch
a nintendo switch :D
@bertieb does not compute
who on earyth you using? godaddy? NSolutions? lololol
 
3:34 PM
@JourneymanGeek Doesn't he work in a tech support call center?
Or do you mean call centers in general? Because I've worked in one and you can dish them all you want and in fact I'd join you!
They're terrible for everyone - not only the clients but the call center workers too and even the businesses.
 
Bob
3:56 PM
0
A: How does Windows OS keep track of a processes virtual memory?

BobFirstly, if you want a deep dive into this kind of thing, I'd heavily suggest grabbing a copy of Windows Internals, Part 1: System architecture, processes, threads, memory management, and more, 7th Edition. It does a good job of explaining the details. Alternatively, look at e.g. Linux documentat...

I tried.
I'm sure a good chunk of it's wrong... I'm not braining well at 3am :P
@JourneymanGeek I forgot to pick up the wireless keyboard on my way home -_-
probably won't get a chance tomorrow either
 
where do you get a wireless keyboard from at 3am?
 
user226528
How about voting to close? It seems more in the line of Stack Overflow material.
 
Bob
@FleetCommand It's not SO unless it's actually dev-related.
 
urgh, those kinda questions annoy me D:
 
Bob
If it must be VtC'd, I'd say too broad - but I think I've addressed the specific confusion so it's not really that broad.
 
user226528
4:01 PM
Okay. Whatever you say, chief.
 
Bob
It's something people have literally written whole books about, hence broadness :P
But it's kinda summarisable. So maybe not too broad? idk.
 
user226528
Okay.
 
Bob
@FleetCommand I think the difference is if you're trying to write an OS or driver or X, it's SO. If you're trying to use or possibly understand a piece of software, it's more SU.
 
user226528
Okay.
 
omfg... this recruiter is relentless!
 
Bob
4:04 PM
@Burgi s/this recruiter is/recruiters are/
 
yeah
 
Bob
huh, 2.5" 30TB SSD
 
i was interested at first
 
                   mn]n
 
@djsmiley2k catlike typing detected!
 
user226528
4:05 PM
!!help s
 
@FleetCommand Command s does not exist. Did you mean: su
 
but now i'm wanting him to just leave me alone
 
Bob
@Burgi s/cat/2.1/
 
-[klllllllbyjtg4rf'hy7ujp[;ph [;''hjm/\U
H7U ghju7ys Z =-[D
YUP
cat AND 2.1
 
4:25 PM
Car GET
(and also friendlyneighbourhoodcat)
They have tightened the handbrake cable
And by tightened, I mean 1°-and-it's-solid
 
lol
 
give it a week and it'll be slack again
 
That's what... she... wait
2
 
Yeah, didn't feel right completing that
 
5:11 PM
So... on day 5 of Chinese New Year, my paternal grandfather died 😢
 
Sorry for your loss @bwDraco :(
 
Won't go into detail. Suffice it to say that my availability may be spotty and there may be times during which I cannot be reached.
 
I lost all my grandparents before I was 20, so .... i can't really understand how it feels
My wife is at the hosptial right now visting her Grandma who isn't recovering from a cracked rib...
 
both my grandpas died before I was born so that's two days I couldn't avail leave for.
wait, sorry. Idiot dino.
 
lol
 
5:18 PM
lol
Gallows humor!
 
I agree with Nobby Nobbs, it should be written into the contract that you get upto 6 days a year for funerals of grand parents
 
@bwDraco sorry to hear that dude. are you having to travel to china for the funeral?
 
@ThatREDACTEDGuy Hey, you've seen the JustSomeMotion TIM ads, right?
 
No, it's local.
 
@djsmiley2k OH NOES! They're forming alliances!!
@rahuldottech I've seen that AD, never knew this guy existed outside of it.
 
Sorry @bwDraco, hope you and your family get through this all as okay as they can be
 
But then, there are probably generations of people who think the Blue Man Group are TIM mascots...
 
5:43 PM
@ThatREDACTEDGuy He's an amazing dancer
ALSO EVERYONE SEE
 
I've just had a very very strange realisation, partially thanks to @bwDraco's announcement.
 
hit us
 
it's a bit weird, unless you've personally dealt with PTSD and it's assoicated imaginings before
But the short version is.... I've already come to terms with the fact everyone I know will eventually die, as my mind spent (it does no longer, as I've over come it) a long time playing out each of those scenarios and how I'd deal with it....
And suddenly it just hit me that when I was 12/13, I came home from school one day, and my younger brother who didn't understand, burst out into the hall and almost gleefully said (it wasn't, but it felt like it was to me) that Nana had died.
and that'd explain my ptsd's association with dealing with death
The actual imaginings went a lot darker than people just dying, but I won't go into that, that doesn't matter.
The interesting bit is the fact that something at the time which was Major, but... I thought I'd dealt with it.... had since plagued me for years.
 
6:00 PM
@djsmiley2k I see. Never had such experiences.
 
Hmm...
I'm not really grieving, but it's going to be a very busy week for all of us.
 
6:16 PM
@bwDraco just remember to take some time for yourself, if you need to
 
6:36 PM
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Q: Is using internet proxies a sackable offence?

LukeI'm based in the UK and am about six months into my first job as an Apprentice Software Dev, and came straight into it from college. All through high school and college we would easily bypass the school's filtering software by using proxies, and as soon as one got blocked we'd just move on to ano...

!!facepalm
 
6:47 PM
@Bob When you can now get a full 1TB in a single chip package, yeah.
Now if only they put those onto M.2 SSDs so we can get sanely priced >1TB NVME M2s
 
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