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6:03 PM
Yeah I'm going to restart
 
So time for some new bridge folks to die
and for old ones to die all over again!
 
@Wipqozn Wait, sarah pugsley?
 
@Wipqozn (update ash's name while you restart)
 
@Avery That sounds like too much work
 
6:06 PM
Damnit @Wipqozn you didn't tell me I was going to have to wait after spending money
 
@KevinvanderVelden @spugsley
 
YOU MONSTER
 
@Wipqozn I don't believe that's her first name
 
Oh shit
OOPS
How the heck did I think it was sarah
I have her on Facebook and everything
 
nicely done, turtle
 
6:08 PM
Man @Wipqozn, you're such a failure, you can't even remember @spugley's name :(
 
I should probably fix that
I mine as well change @Ash last name while I'm at it
 
@Wipqozn i told you you did the wrong name a week ago
 
@GodEmperorDune It probably got lost in a sea of pings
OH I THINK I KNOW WHY NOW
I'm pretty sure it was a meme
I think I used to always think he name was Sarah
 
@Wipqozn It never was though.
 
Yeah that's why I called her character Sarah
IT was a joke
May 2 '13 at 0:38, by spugsley
@Wipqozn ....wow seriously. TELL ME MY FIRST NAME
Wait or
I don't remember
point is, I've fixed the name
I also deleted arda, and renamed ashley nunn to ashley hopkins
 
6:16 PM
Finally found the silly walks option
 
user15026
@Wipqozn thank you
 
Also to Ash while he's busy?
 
@KevinvanderVelden It's too late
 
Also I found an issue with your name change, there's like 20 Ash-es in the search list
 
Also I just went with the name I they go with on facebook, which is ashley
@KevinvanderVelden I know it's terrible
 
6:18 PM
(I mean, just search by user id)
 
user15026
@KevinvanderVelden oh god I know I tried to search for something I said once and was like forget it
 
I think that's why they did it. Just to troll us. For which I applaud them.
 
@Ash just put your username in it (15026) and you're fine
If I search for something I said I just enter 320
 
@KevinvanderVelden yeah ugh that's also happening with my name
I just search 128113
 
user15026
@Wipqozn I've not changed that because if I do my family will get weird, they have a weird attachment to names and stuff
 
user15026
6:19 PM
@KevinvanderVelden I always forget that is an option
 
Err, s/username/userid
 
user15026
Which is odd because so many people shorten my name to Ash anyhow :p
 
@Ash But facebook's like a legal document or something
 
@Ash tbh it didn't even occur to me since Ashley is unisexual anyways
but I gotcha, so JUST FOR YOU, I exited out of my new campaign, renamed you, and started a new one
 
user15026
6:22 PM
@Wipqozn aw that's sweet of you
 
I would like to point out that I fixed all of this but @Wipqozn was too lazy to import my fixed file
 
@GodEmperorDune That does sound like me
 
user15026
@Ronan lol oh right how could I forget
 
> Ashley gained immense popularity as a female first name in the United States in the late 20th century, outranking boys' usage by the 1980s and reaching #1 for girls' usage in 1991. Its rise in popularity is attributed to the female soap opera character Ashley Abbott on The Young and The Restless in 1982.
Oh huh, interesting
Crazy soap operas
Interesting how names can suddenly become super popular due to a character or RL famous person
Eventually I shall upgrade my pool file
 
user15026
My mom always wanted a kid named Ashley after Ashley from Gone with the Wind
 
6:25 PM
But right now I just want to watch you guys get killed by some aliens
2
 
user15026
@Yuuki that would make tea time even better. Perfect for Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
 
Oh excellent
> The name is found in United States records from the 19th century; the name Wendy appeared over twenty times in the U.S. Census of 1880. In Britain, Wendy appeared as a name for both women and men in the 1881 census of England, and was occasionally used as a diminutive for the Welsh Gwendolyn.
Wendy is unisexual
BECAUSE THAT MEANS
 
@Yuuki do want
 
@Ash You should have changed your name to Wendy, so then you can go "I guess you could say my old name is.... gone with the wind!"
There, I did it. It took four edits, but I got there.
 
user15026
facedesk
 
6:29 PM
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Q: Minecraft won't update past 1.5.1

HighTime186When I try to log in on the first screen when you've double clicked the icon it says: "Can not connect to Minecraft.net" when I clearly have wifi. I have to play in offline mode which means I can't update it. Any help?

 
@Ash It's hilarious, I know
 
Or @Ashes to ashes.
 
and as well know important life changing decisions which are very personal should always be made based on rather or not you can crack lame jokes using it
If I ever have a kid I'll need to give them some name that works well for jokes with "Cave"
(the context is my last name is cave)
 
Dave?
 
6:31 PM
/remove
 
@Wipqozn joke names like bryan?
 
You should name your kid "Story" on the off chance that he becomes a secret agent or gets really into James Bond.
 
(/remove defaults to @Wipqozn)
 
Cave, Story (... Cave)
 
@GodEmperorDune That name was provided much amusement over the years, since for years teachers could never pronounce my name. I think I was 12 by the time people started pronouncing my name correctly all the name. The fact English teachers would pronounce it wrong was the most amusing. Also a little worrying.
@Yuuki Actually that will work on like, lists and stuff too
Since a lot of lists and documents will list names as "Family Name, Surname"
 
6:33 PM
Teachers and names are fun.
 
So basically that's brilliant @Yuuki
 
I've had a substitute pronounce my name as "Scott".
Which if you know my name, as @Wipqozn does, you'd know that it's an astounding feat.
 
Wait what? >_>
 
How is that even possible
 
I. Have. No. Idea.
 
6:36 PM
wait seriously how
 
I wonder if Ned became more popular after thrones
 
Nick? as in...
 
user15026
@Yuuki if your name is what I vaguely remember it being how does that even.
 
I'm thinking the exact same thing
like I feel like I must be remembering it wrong
 
Erogan?
 
6:43 PM
I've had people spell my name in various dumb ways
No "Ivan" is not what I told you what the fuck
 
@Unionhawk Ivan the Terrible though
That's probably the cause for the confusion
also Ivan Robotnik
 
@Wipqozn French or English pronunciation (I'm assuming not a Dutch pronunciation)?
 
I got ppl at starbucks writing my name as "evrim"
 
@Arperum It's pronounced like "Brian", but some folks pronounced it "Byron"
Which I get. I don't get how people get from @Yuuki to Scott
Also @Arperum you're in my starting squad
Let's see if you survive the first mission
 
@Wipqozn looks angry at the aliens
 
6:50 PM
@Dragonrage is already kicking ass. He pierced some alien with a grappling hook, pulled him over, and then cut his throat.
 
My dog just tried to hump my leg. I thought that was a male behavior?
 
And was something unspayed dogs did.
 
And @Dragonrage also just dodged two overwatch shots so he could get a flanking shot.
What a bad ass
 
@Avery That still seems like the vaguest suggestion of an 'a'
 
6:54 PM
@RedRiderX it's better than "evrim"
 
Noooooooooo This is the worst
 
evrim is a male name.
actually til: evrim is unisex.
 
I've started playing Professor Layton vs Phoenix Wright, and they've got voice acted Wright & Maya, and they have really LA accents.
 
I love the skirmisher class
 
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Q: Vsync causing unstable fps near refresh rate and occasional stuttering, need help / clarification

Hi_im_TonyI can't explain my issue or I haven't got how V-Sync works. I've got an i5-6600k, GTX 1060 6G and a 144hz monitor (Zowie XL2411), this is my framerate when V-Sync is disabled: v-sync off#1: ht.ps://i.gyazo.com/8d1d598158d9122caca3c1f93f0b9b3a.png v-sync off#2: ht.ps://i.gyazo.com/2c0b0a743f6be1...

 
7:01 PM
Rockin' @Arperum and @Dragonrage are the ones on the outside. @JasonBerkan and RIP @OrigamiRobot are in the middle
 
I look like I'm being loud and purple, I approve!
 
@Arperum the pose was selected randomly by the game. It chose well.
 
lol how did they still not fix the game picking up my joystick? c'mon
 
Zeus damn it
 
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Lmms

Proposed Q&A site for people making music with Lmms

Closed before being launched.

 
7:12 PM
I did not expect those aliens to climb up that building
 
who's dead now
 
okay fuck this game
yeah that's a restart for sure
@Avery An entire squad
I didn't expect that patrol to climb on the roof, so I got caught completely out of position
and was flanked
So I was down one man right away. Also sight lines in this game continue to be kind of dumb.
Didn't notice I wouldn't have LOS somewhere. I should have checked, but honesstly, made no sense for me not to have it
BUT WHATEVER
This just means there's a chance for a new squad of rookies to die
 

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git gud
 
7:27 PM
Despite my best efforts to avoid death at the hands of @Wipqozn, his ineptitude of command finally caught up with me and my squad.
 
but yeah, 7 mins -> 19 mins -> 35 mins... you're improving.
(also cc @GodEmperorDune)
 
@Dragonrage IT was bound to happen eventually
In my defense you guys should just be better at dodging bullets
@Dragonrage dodged like, 10 shot at him. 4 of which were flanking him. He was kind of a bad ass.
And he was panicked too!
Which isn't very bad ass, but still
If you all just dodged like @Dragonrage you may have lived
 
I don't think there is a sane person in the world who wouldn't be panicking with @Wipqozn as their commanding officer.
 
7:42 PM
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Q: Friends cant connect to my minecraft server

aaron vargasNone of my friends can join my multiplayer minecraft server for some reason, they get an inetty error or just simply cant connect. we were on it the day before yesterday and then it just stopped working. We triple checked everything, ip, isp, firewall, port forwarding, internal external port and ...

 
Is XCOM 2 a lot harder then XCOM 1?
 
@RedRiderX WOTC with the A Better AI mod is certainly more difficult than XCOM 1 Vanilla
 
I bought a mini toy laptop for my dog. So he can at least look like he's helping support this family. https://t.co/WbWcZKQD4A
cutesy doggo stuff cc @ash @GodEmperorDune
 
8:00 PM
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Q: Need new gaming headset

zKuroko-I had a pair of turtle beach px22 and after 2 years they broke. Now I’m searching for a new headset but there are some many options yet mine are limited. I have a ps4 and an Xbox one and I use both frequently. I’m looking for a headset that's compatible with both and I’m willing to spend. They to...

 
@Dragonrage I would start a rebellion or assassinate him his first day.
 
@RedRiderX yes
i remember reading that vanilla xcom 2 was supposed to be about the difficulty level of the long war mod of xcom 1
 
8:16 PM
Ah so maybe I should play xcom 1 first
 
@RedRiderX you can get it for much cheaper now and it's still a fun game
 
8:30 PM
@Avery oh my goodness
 
@TheMattbat999 er, I can see a rebellion why assassination
 
Zeus damn it @Ronan
He killed half the squad
3 soldiers died, and he killed 2 of them
 
Success!
 
Gosh aliens, mind controlling @Ronan
 
2.0 k/d!
 
8:34 PM
Okay, apparently the water is down and out of the house.
But still high in the streets.
 
@Wipqozn fairly sure we all know we should blame @Wipqozn
 
@Avery if the rebellion didn't work out
 
well violence isn't the way to go :)
 
I mean, @Wipqozn is a pretty terrible commander
 
@KevinvanderVelden exactly.
@Avery this is @Wipqozn we are talking about
 
8:47 PM
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Q: Trying to make a trap

DaivonNightsso as stated I am trying to make a trap but when I execute the command below I get "The dataTag does not match eb191f00-3ec9-4ebd-bfbf-ba980ded6" even if I change it to minecraft:redstone_torch /scoreboard players tag @e[type=Item] add trap {Item:{id:"redstone_torch",OnGround:1b}}

 
eh, he's a human (and turtle, but still, human enough) so we should try and not harm him.
 
Oh, also @John you died on the first mission.
 
at least outside xcom 2
 
On the bright side I disocvered that Templars are way more awesome than I realized. They get a free move after using the melee.
@MadScientist got 4/6 kills on that opening mission, so good job! Hold you head in pride.
Also @Fluttershy learned how to not die after his last mission
 
@Avery eh... my worry is that we could never talk any sort of sense into him
 
8:50 PM
well he's a mod
so he has authority already
so he knows what he's doing
 
@Yuuki \o/
 
We should just let the aliens have him, he can run simulations for them and teach them how to fail
 
@Avery on here. Not at anything else, I think
 
... Can this week please stop?
 
It's still eternal 2016
 
8:52 PM
@Yuuki Soon!
 
Or at least can things just pace themselves?
 
@Yuuki It only just started. Sorry.
 
Also 68 minutes
 
Oh metroid race is soon
 
I just found out that my paternal grandmother just passed.
 
8:53 PM
@Yuuki damn man that really sucks. Really sorry to hear that.
 
@Yuuki I am sorry...
For your loss
 
@Yuuki I'm sorry for your loss
 
@Yuuki oh that sucks. flood related or just awful timing?
 
My dad's probably going to need to get an emergency flight back to China for the funeral.
@GodEmperorDune Awful timing, everyone else in the family is back in China.
 
@Yuuki :(
 
8:57 PM
Side note, I'm gonna need a moratorium on bee-related memes for about a week.
 
@Yuuki my condolences :(
@Yuuki allergic reaction?
 
Yeah.
 
That's extra awful, something unexpected like that
Startrek related Q: How does removing oxygen from water make the water denser?
 
9:01 PM
This has just been a terrible week and I can't wait for it to be over.
 
@KevinvanderVelden is this a "heavy water" thing?
 
@Wipqozn Being subordinate to you was too much to bear.
 
@GodEmperorDune I wish I knew
 
@KevinvanderVelden Taking all the bubbles out of it?
 
Heavy water (deuterium oxide, 2H 2O, D 2O) is a form of water that contains a larger than normal amount of the hydrogen isotope deuterium (2H or D, also known as heavy hydrogen), rather than the common hydrogen-1 isotope (1H or H, also called protium) that makes up most of the hydrogen in normal water. The presence of deuterium gives the chemical different nuclear properties, and the increase of mass gives it different physical and chemical properties compared to normal "light water". == Explanation == Deuterium is a hydrogen isotope with a nucleus containing a neutron and a proton; the nucleus...
 
9:02 PM
This episodes random species lives in an ocean world (as in, no land, held together by some kind of reactor thing), they get oxygen from giant factories in the water
And this is somehow making it denser causing problems
 
Is there not even an ocean floor of sorts?
 
@KevinvanderVelden i think it's just "this is our allegory for mining's environmental damage"
 
@Yuuki no, a machine drew all the water from a planet and moved it into space for ocean-world
@GodEmperorDune undoubtedly
Sometimes I just snag on technobabble that makes especially little physical sense
 
well that's another restart
That first mission is always the hardest
 
Am I alive again?
 
9:11 PM
well second mission
first non-gatecrasher one
 
Yeah, it doesn't make much sense to me since extracting oxygen from water means water splitting. And conservation of mass means you can't really get a net increase of mass from that process.
 
@KevinvanderVelden voyager episode, the one where tom is in the brig, right?
 
Off to a good start getting @fredley killed
 
@TimStone @fredley is really good at attracting bullets
 
9:18 PM
He was ranked Most Under Fire
And also most dead
 
user15026
@Yuuki oh hun, I'm so sorry to hear that :(
 
9:45 PM
Oh man, that did not go well
@Wipqozn took a pretty big chunk out of that ADVENT general but then they turned around and one-shotted him
 
@TimStone rekt
 
Anyone here play Elite: Dangerous (or is it just Elite Dangerous? I've seen it both ways)?
 
I just realized that the way the map of skyrim and locations on the in-game map reveals that some areas are actually in high rock
 
10:02 PM
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Q: I just finished under new management brynjolf won't talk to me

ProPandaI just finished the under new management quest and everbody I talk to just says brynjolf is looking for you for the guild master ceremony and when I talk to brynjolf he just says "Sorry lad I have important things to do we will talk another time" I need to speak to him for the rewards for my ques...

 
@LegionMammal978 yes
 
@LegionMammal978 ED also works. Note that if your ED session lasts longer than four hours, you should probably contact your doctor.
 
I just found the dumbest easter egg in Sonic Mania
There's a cheat code that replaces the boost noises with Dunkey's voice
And it's actually real
I tested it on the Switch version
 
user15026
@Yuuki facedesk
 
@Yuuki I approve of this.
 
10:20 PM
omg
omg omg omg
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG
@Biappi (Also I'd have thought people in the profession relied heavily on the haptics of physical controls #knobfeel)
MY LIFE HAS FOUND VALIDATION
IT HAS ALL BEEN WORTH IT
EVERYTHING HAS LEAD UP TO THIS MOMENT
MY STUDIES OF ENGLISH
MY STUDIES OF TECHNOLOGY
MY STUDIES OF VR
MY WORK EXPERIENCES
THAT LED ME TO MEET WITH THE PERSON
WHO ALLOWED ME TO TIE IT ALL TOGETHER
WITH MY STUDIES OF KNOBFEEL
ALL CULMINATING IN THIS DAY
IN THIS TWEET
IN THIS LIKE
 
Somebody wrote up a ticket requesting a @badp reboot pls
 
THERE IS ALL OF ME
HOW CAN I REBOOT IF I NEVER TRULY HAD EVEN BOOTED UP
 
Or write even I don't care which one
 
IF I HAD NOT EVEN FULLY AWAKENED
TO MY FULL POTENTIAL
 
we're doomed
 
10:33 PM
@Unionhawk can, can we just shut him down? Would that not be easier?
 
I think I feel even worse now that I recall that I told my dad what having an allergic reaction feels like earlier today before he got the call.
Since he was asking about me going back to the house today but apparently there are wasps or something.
 
@Wipqozn Yay!
 
@Fluttershy you died in the next one though
 
@Wipqozn You are a terrible commander.
 
@Fluttershy I could have guessed that
:)
@KevinvanderVelden that would work
 
10:48 PM
Guys
I'm afraid we might have to burn everything down
Apparently "Not Your Father's Mountain Ale" exists
Which is apparently a hard mountain dew
Which I suppose was always the logical conclusion of hard soda
 
@Unionhawk not trying to be mean, but what would burning stuff down do (other than make someone else mad)?
 
@TheMattbat999 It would also make a lot of things on fire.
 
@Yuuki yes that too
 
It would destroy the human race for inventing hard mountain dew
 
11:04 PM
@Unionhawk sooooooo kill everyone over alcoholic soda?
 
And burn everything down too yes
 
hard mountain dew?
that sounds like...
I need one.
Also gah
white rabbit project on netflix is just
 
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Q: A Question About Minecraft 1.11.2

Gear 2031so i am trying to make this command where a lightning bolt will be summoned at every arrow shot from a specific bow and i need it to work on multiplayer does anyone know how to do this?. i have tried to use the /testfor command but i cannot figure out how to target the EXACT player shooting the b...

 
very lackluster
 
@TheMattbat999 I mean, we've tried killing each other for worse reasons.
 
11:16 PM
@Yuuki true, but no point in repeating bad history... right?
 
@Avery sample size of 2, hard root beer is gross
 
@Unionhawk that just makes it better
Pain is mandatory.
 
11:30 PM
I mean like way too sugary gross
Also is it national drive ten miles an hour under the speed limit day and nobody told me
 
@Unionhawk Just started out with the standard 1000 CR after completing the training missions. Looking online, I'm apparently supposed to start completing missions, but the only two at the terminal I'm at are for resource extraction, and the cheapest refinery costs over 9000 CR. What should I do? (Also, all the stuff on the Sidewinder I've started with say "(loaned)"; what is that supposed to mean?)
 
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Q: Improve&development of Parasite Eve 2

Walid Mastoori have a question Is there a platform or something to improve and develop PS1 games (specialy Parasite Eve 2) for me so i can to begin improve it for a better look and graphic all of that ? If yes let me know and what is it

 
I mean you're not supposed to do anything, though typically missions are easiest starting out
tbh I don't remember how I got my start
Also "loaned" means that because it's a free ship, those parts have zero cash value to you
Paging doctor @TimStone for suggestions
 
11:50 PM
But yeah, got this game a month or two back, but just got a joystick and am now trying to figure out how to play it :/
(Turns out, I'm absolutely terrible when it comes to combat)
 
user15026
@Unionhawk is it? A friend bought some that I was considering trying but I trust your judgement
 
@Ash I mean it's definitely not my thing
Maybe higher abv made it worse, I tried an 8 and a 10.2
@LegionMammal978 the sidey certainly isn't doing you any favors
 
@Unionhawk Mostly have trouble pitching fast enough to keep up with the enemy :P
 
Although I'm sure my combat skills are not Expert right now considering I haven't played in a while
 
idk, maybe I'll write down the prices of things at this terminal and compare it to another one
 
11:58 PM
Trading bored me personally
 
Smuggling was fun.
 
Right now though you'd either be looking at a hauler or an eagle depending on what you want to get into
 
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