Kids watched *Pirates of the Caribbean* last night for the first time. Son's birthday party is this coming weekend--he's asked if we can do a pirate birthday. Treasure hunt: check. Swordplay: check. (One of my attending friends is a stunt coordinator/stage-combat teacher.)
Mom: What kind of cake do you want?
Son: A piracy cake.
Mom: What does that look like?
Son: It's a black background and it says "Piracy is not a victimless crime." And the FBI logo is on it.