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9:02 AM
(At last it's less than 40/100 degrees here. Now I can unwrap the carcasses that cooled me. Another attempted joke!)
 
I just looked around, it was 360 degrees
 
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now I'm sweating again from laughing so hard.
 
Oh dear
 
If you want a wish granted, just Rub(io)
 
Speaking of which, apparently, Rubio is.
 
9:07 AM
(attempted follow-up_) I was standing in line. It was 180 degrees.
 
@ffao I have: COVE(NAN)T.
 
well done!
 
Excellent
 
Rubio wants to extend his lead as my nemesis, I see ;)
 
(follow-up-up) I reset the thermometer, it says 90 degrees. I think it's right.
 
9:09 AM
ayayayayayayayayayayayaya!
 
The jokes are getting funnier by degrees
 
The jokes are getting funnier by the minute.
Or at least, by the second.
 
pitfall by pratfall
 
That was a pain, ffao :). Nice use of covenant.
Of course in solving that I devised a couple more (I think pretty good!) cryptic. Fun!
 
I had suspected "covenant" earlier, using the un-logic that an oven wraps around bread.
 
9:13 AM
So @Rubio, all I can think of when reading your riddle is chess, but the "what seven things can I become" keeps throwing me off.
 
CCCC: Helen, e.g., lost cool within the first year. (7)
 
@Randal'Thor , 7 is all over the chessboard. Somehow, though, that riddle goes elsewhere.
 
My tribute to the prior "lost cool" cryptic.
 
we are certainly losing our cool in 100 degrees
 
Thanks for pin. I'm on mobile. Hehe
 
9:16 AM
Having only 6 senses, my 7th is intrigued by how 7 has shown up here.
 
All the sevens.
 
@Randal'Thor I think the 7 things are:
0. king, castle, no crown
1. change 1 letter -> assemble people
2. change middle letter -> soft
3. add "je" -> soar?
4. start with "r" -> distance
5. change 1st letter -> alternate choices
6. left/right -> frenzy
7. last letter? -> sun worshipper
 
@ffao Even this chap doesn't have 100 degrees.
@MikeQ Yeah, I've now noticed the tag and realised it must be something along those lines :-)
"assemble people" = RALLY?
 
Good morning!
My last name is Phutney-Screetch.
 
@Rand Unsure what the other word would be
 
9:19 AM
I have a few ideas. :)
 
@Rubio Do share!
 
I think not.
 
Oh right, I didn't include the Latin. I think it's "God gave us the day. Seize the day", or it's a joke about deusovi
 
waits to see who runs with the straight line-
 
run there, run with a straight line
 
9:22 AM
You can only run if it's 180 degrees
I would suggest drinking water to keep cool, but...
At that point I would merely be blowing steam
 
Your nose can run even in the cold.
 
If your feet smell and your nose runs, you're built upside down.
 
Beat me to it!
 
I thought it was butter.
A crossword clue I've been dying to share:
 
@humn No, that's a goat.
 
9:24 AM
Hmmm
 
"No it'____ (4 letters)
 
(I am tempted to say E(COLO)G+Y for C4 but I have no idea how that would fit the def)
 
@humn Solve Rubio's and you can set it as a CCCC!
 
The confounding bit here is the "I am." in the first line
 
He'd have to come up with wordplay for it but yeah :)
 
9:26 AM
There is also the noticeable indent before "but if I then"
 
"My" feral outdoor cat's name is "butter"
and "head"
Doesn't come to either though, just like planets.
but the dinger headbutts until it hurts
 
My feral cat's name is "Fido". I love saying "here Fido!" And a cat comes over.
 
roll over rover!
 
Not a word of that is true but it makes me laugh to think of it.
 
Fido means faithful
 
9:28 AM
Fidelity.
 
sounds much funnier
 
The dog I don't have is similarly named "kitty-kitty-kitty"
 
I used to have a pet rat.
Now I'm all that.
 
There's a cat in my house that has a pet human.
 
...lucky!
 
9:31 AM
@Rubio I thought your dog was called Rubio and liked Diet Coke.
 
Don't forget the Lime.
 
@Rubio T[he] + RAGED + Y = TRAGEDY
(I'm sort of amazed how well ECOLOGY almost fit)
 
Ooohhh. That was fast. Nice job.
 
!
 
CCCC: Extremely formal clothing is a driving nuisance (4, 4)
 
9:33 AM
This is why you're MY nemesis.
 
zoot suit
 
@Rubio @Rand I think the word is mate, but I only have a half answer
 
I didn't know you could do X within A B to mean A X B
 
@Sp3000 extremely driving
 
0. Mate, 1. Meet?, 2. Mute, 3. ?, 4. Rate, 5. Fate, 6. Rage?, 7. ?
 
9:37 AM
All of the above!
 
When I meet a mate, I mute my rage and rate his fate.
 
I shall put you out of your misery. None of those any of the words.
 
@Rubio Alright, thanks mate
 
:)
 
@Rubio You inspirational sod, you:
0
Q: I am ... not a political riddle

Rand al'Thor I am. With the left wing, I seek to ban suffragettes. With the same right wing, I'm for a third party. Remove that wing from me, and I'll be leaving. Make one of me Dutch, and I'll join the army. Who or what am I?

 
9:39 AM
Dutch treat?
 
A Dutch treat for an orange dog?
 
Or an orange treat for a Dutch dog?
Or a dog treat for a Dutch orange?
 
Wouf wouf! Oranssi koira.
 
A dog for orange an or treat Dutch?
(scrambles)
 
@Mithrandir Save that for your eggs.
 
9:43 AM
By the way, which one's Pink?
 
O damn, now I've been randomly reminded of a book I once read and can't fully recall.
(Random and remind are almost anagrams. Someone should do something about that.)
 
@Sp3000 FL+ATTIRE
 
Nice!
 
Yup
 
Except that it's FLAT TYRE, you bloody heathens :-P
 
9:45 AM
Shhh as much as I use TYRE it doesn't crossword well :P
 
CCCC: Walking hazard left around after endless climb. (7)
Moar seven.
You get this in 5 minutes again and I'm gonna be quite put out, @Sp3000 :)
I liked this one a lot
 
this looks hard, but then again so did the other one
 
So - would "Helen, et. al., ..." have been fair for the previous of mine?
Or even "among others"?
 
This looks easier than the Helen one, IMO.
A word for "hazard", backwards, stick a CLI on the front, "walking" as def - that's my guess.
 
Perhaps it's CLIPCLO, the sound of a tailless horse walking
 
9:51 AM
Poor horse.
 
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Q: I am ... not a political riddle

Rand al'Thor I am. With the left wing, I seek to ban suffragettes. With the same right wing, I'm for a third party. Remove that wing from me, and I'll be leaving. Make one of me Dutch, and I'll join the army. Who or what am I?

 
Question for not rubio: For the "find the N things you get when you change some letters", does it mean changing the original word, or changing the previously clued word?
 
Depends on the puzzle.
Some people do it one way, some the other. Some are unclear :-/
 
10:08 AM
Can it be both/either?
 
10:28 AM
2
Q: Plea to a demon

AdamI riddle you this: Gone! You're absent Really I miss you, you made me see the inferno Everyone liked you before Even after your descent to hell Now come back, lets have a party!

 
10:49 AM
(sometimes I post just to see how others react)
(usually I just scare myself, need that be typed)
 
 
2 hours later…
12:40 PM
Hmm, which mod to ping, which...
 
Sid
1:32 PM
@Techidiot Looks like we are going to .lose tonight
 
1:52 PM
Famous playboy Hugh Hefner noticed one day that a group of monks had set up a flower shop down the street from his mansion. Because of zoning laws, they had to get shut down, but they wouldn't listen to anyone - not the police, not the mayor...

Hugh walked over there and they instantly shut down. When asked why, they said: "If it was anyone else, we wouldn't have done it. But only Hugh can prevent florist friars."
 
2:44 PM
Who's up for a game?
 
3:09 PM
@JanDvorak Sure.
 
3:19 PM
@Deusovi awful. I love it.
 
3:49 PM
Should be about Hugh Meyers in this room though :)
 
Sid
I am sure I am gonna kick myself when this CCCC is solved
 
You're not a room owner here
 
Sid
I am not an RO anywhere for that matter. No, I mean literally.
 
That seems impossible to do effectively.
 
Sid
@Tech We lost. It was so obvious after that 1st innings.
 
4:01 PM
Actually, you can strike one shin with the other.
 
Sid
@Mithrandir Great idea. DO it when the CC is solved
 
Actually, set up an automated trigger
 
I wonder what happens if I actually press that button.
...nothing.
 
4:33 PM
Hm. I may have broken my CCCC so going to update a word.
Sorry and fixed.
 
5:03 PM
0
Q: The first attempt at a riddle

TheThirdMageI've been browsing this place for a couple days off/on for a while -- couldn't particularly solve anything because I just don't really have the experience (plus I don't really know any of the cipher stuff), but I decided to try my hand at making a riddle anyway! Apologies for messing up the forma...

 
nice wordplay in that one ^
 
Sid
Skittle?
You mean bowling pins?
 
I call em skittles
May just be an english thing
 
Recheck: who's up for a game?
 
in what?
Oh apparently skittles is a different thing
 
5:15 PM
Contact or codenames, preferably. I'm on mobile.
 
i'm in for either
 
Sid
I'm in for neither.
 
I doubt there will be many others because a) its the weekend and b) its fathers day
 
Sid
What exactly happens in Father's day?
 
Nothing. Everyone forgets to do anything ^_^
 
5:18 PM
most people just go out
but because its so hot I know a lot are having bbqs
 
@BeastlyGerbil Not unless you're over 5 hours away so you just call to talk to them
 
Amrica maybe, but there aren't many places in england which are 5 hours away from another place in england :P
 
Sid
If you drive for 5 hours in Europe, you probably would be in another country
 
Or in the water
 
Sid
5:21 PM
Ah, yes. That too. :P
 
Hey the atlantic would be refreshing in this heat :P
 
Sid
@Beastly How hot? Touching 40 degrees Celsius?
 
You could drive in circles :-D
 
30 celcius
 
Sid
30? Heh, it's cold there..
 
5:24 PM
ANd before you say thats nothing thats hot for here - Hottest day so far of 2017
(Off for dinner - be back 30 mins)
 
Sid
We have 30 degrees during early winters..
 
How?
 
@Sid Complete respect for the opposition for that kind of cricket. They played really well.
 
Unless you're ignoring the fact that most of the world uses Celsius, that is :-D
 
Meanwhile India won against them 7-1 in hockey :)
 
Sid
5:34 PM
@Jan yeah. 30 degrees Celsius in early October. Then, in peak winter, it comes down to 15-20.
@Techidiot yep. The moment I saw Rohit get out, that was game over. You can't handle Pakistan if they are bowling that well.
Though, I am speaking only about my region. It varies tremendously across the country.
 
@Sid Australia? I thought you had flipped the nomenclature so that it would make sense.
 
Sid
...no. Go North and East.
 
You mean Weast
 
Sid
Yes, sorry. West.
Clearly I suck in Geography.
 
... Southeast Asia?
 
Sid
5:44 PM
Go further east.
 
Weast...
 
Sid
Arrgh. West.
 
Egypt?
 
Sid
North.
Go to the tropic of Cancer
See which country it passes through
 
Greece? Mobile, sorry
 
Sid
5:47 PM
Tropic of Cancer passes through Greece?
 
VOV
Google maps would ruin my mobile data
 
Sid
From Greece go west till you reach South Asia
Arrgh, East
 
Israel or its neighborhood?
 
Sid
you know, just go to my profile.
That would be easier
 
It says "India", which must be a clue for some other place.
 
5:52 PM
I guess... :-D
Pretty sure India isn't north of Egypt...
 
Sid
It's not?
I can bet it was.
 
A couple million years ago, it was South I think :-D
Egypt is at the northeast tip of Africa
 
Sid
Just South.
I had the wrong notion that Egypt was in Central Africa
 
There isn't much stuff due South of India
Including none of Africa
 
Sid
Whole of South America.
The whole of southern Hemisphere
 
5:57 PM
due South
 
Sid
In any case, you probably get why early winters is 30 degrees
 
Going South from India gives you a whole lot of ocean, and then Antarctica
 
Sid
True.
However, that might not always be true. Northern India has very cold winters.
Okay, I need to go sleep early today. Got a train to catch tomorrow morning. Have a nice day all.
 
6:30 PM
Pakistan did play very well
 
Hey, I'm very new and just answered my first puzzle. Earlier today I posted an answer with a partial solution, but now I edited it to become a full solution... That's all right?
I was also a bit unsure as to what I should spoiler tag, but I guess there are some meta discussions on that somewhere
 
absolutely fine
I can take a look for you if you post a link
 
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A: Where is my blond friend going?

tobiasvlYour blond friend, who is from Scandinavia, is going to There are three extra letters at the end of the alphabets used in Scandinavian countries. In Norway and Denmark, the three extra letters are Ææ, Øø and Åå. In Sweden, they are Ää, Öö and Åå. They are often transliterated like this in char...

well, that answer preview was a nice test to see how much is spoiled...
 
oh congratulations on solvig that... had been trying to solve that for a while
You'll get the bounty for that too :)
 
@BeastlyGerbil thanks :)
 
6:34 PM
It looks fine... You've got spoilers inn the right place and its nicely layed out
 
@BeastlyGerbil All right, great. I was a bit unsure about how much to spoiler tag, but I landed on the stuff I tagged, otherwise basically the whole answer would have to be hidden
thanks for looking at it
 
you are very welcome, and welcome to puzzling! :)
 
thanks!
 
6:53 PM
ded?
 
Chat's quieter on the weekends.
 
AHHH LOUD NOISES AHHH!
 
0
Q: Mathemetic series 1, 3, 6, 10, 15, 21, 28, 36, 45,__?

Shyam ShingadiyaPlease help me to solve this series. I currently looking what will be the next value to 45. Is there any specific equation available?

0
Q: Theoretical Question

kasaI have a very basic question on Rubix Cubes. Take any completely solved cube or skewb. Now pick out (with hand) any two similar pieces and swap their positions, without changing positions/orientation of any other pieces in the cube/skewb. This new cube/skewb is also completely solved except for...

 
7:25 PM
@tobiasvl hey! Nice to see you over here!
 
Thoughts - is the first one downworthy?
 
If you're Brazilian, then you just wait to call your father on the second Sunday of August, otherwise he would be very confused
But the world can't even agree on a day for something so simple :(
 
@Jan Unsure. I can imagine someone saying that it doesn't seem well-researched (i.e., it's so easy that the person probably didn't think about it before posting). But on the other hand, perhaps the poster tried to solve it and didn't see the pattern. I don't know if you could prove either way.
 
got it, thanks
 
7:57 PM
@Jan The key is that they ask for help to solve the series. It's entirely possible that they were unable to solve it themselves. Otherwise, if it was presented as a challenge for others, then yes I would assume that it was a lazily constructed puzzle.
 
8:13 PM
@Rubio New principle: Whenever Rubio posts a puzzle, check whether today is a day with a particular name and see whether it's thematic :-).
@Sid What happens is that Rubio posts a puzzle whose answer is FATHER.
 
You forgot the spoiler markup! :O
 
what, here? I tend to assume that anyone here is happy to be spoiled for anything on the site.
It's not uncommon for puzzles to be solved collaboratively here, e.g.
 
I was kidding, don't worry
 
@GarethMcCaughan Add je to it somehow?
 
or LEA or JUMB or something
but none of them seems to work
I suppose we can get FEATHER
after removing both ends of JET
but feathers don't exactly "soar"
 
8:20 PM
Makes sense
No but they do float
Is Rubio becoming a Father? Or is this for Father's Day? Or both?
Also Happy Father's Day to our resident fathers
 
I assume it's for Father's Day. You may remember he did one for Memorial Day recently too.
(hence my remark above about checking for date-thematic puzzles every time Rubio posts something)
 
Nice job @GarethMcCaughan :) and yeah I've been being moderately thematic for a decent number of special days thus far.
 
Incidentally, your comment to Tobias was a huge hint.
There was basically only one word anywhere in his answer that could be one of yours, and once I had GATHER the rest was pretty straightforward :-).
(I'd been thinking MUSTER for that one, which is near enough in spirit that I'd probably have got there eventually...)
 
Well I wanted to see it solved before the day was up - for reasons fairly obvious. I didn't mind giving that up at this point :)
 
Ah, I did not realize that "endless" could mean both ends.
 
8:32 PM
By the way if you didn't figure it out: "change of heart beginning".
 
D'oh! No, I hadn't figured that out.
 
@Mithrandir Hey! You too! I saw Rand in a comment too
 
@tobiasvl Rand is the user with the most rep on Puzzling...
 
I wasn't even aware today was Father's Day until Mith's comment an hour ago, so I'm happier about not having checked for that
 
0
Q: Help me find my girlfriend!

TheThirdMageAll right... I admit it, I'm not great at puzzles. Someone kidnapped my girlfriend, but they left me a ransom message. I obviously don't have a million dollars, and I'm scared.. You seem to know what you're doing, though... can you folks help? Please... I need your help. (The note is the only ...

 
9:04 PM
the problem with finding this stack is that you immediately start thinking up lots of bad riddles
 
Yes. We had a problem with bad riddles for a while.
 
@Rubio {PORT}<- after [s]CAL[e] = ... CALTROP?
(here I was thinking TROP is the end of no word ever but apparently not)
 
ooh, nice
yeah, that's gotta be it
 
CCCC: One gram of water found in exterior of logged acacia (9)
 
9:13 PM
Got it.
 
0
Q: The old tinkerer's safe

BmyGuest A client of mine died last Sunday - just as he was born on a Sunday. He was already at rather ripe age, and I had the pleasure to present his last will to his loving and caring family. As far as I know, they haven't seen him in years, but they for sure knew one thing: He'd made a lot of invent...

 
You don't wanna watch GoT?
 
@n_palum I'd rather nuke the spammers :)
 
Wow, nice Sp3k
No pressure, but I think whoever solves Sp3000's gets to set #500
 
9:49 PM
@Sp3000 curse you, Nemesis. CALTROP was of course correct.
 
The edit made it easier because 1) it couldn't be a synonym any more and 2) "Why would Rubio think 'behind' was not as good... must be a reversal" :P
 
@Sp3000 CCCC solution is LIGHTWOOD
exterior of logged = LD, containing IGHTWOO = 1g H2O
 
Yeah. Sorta blew it there. But realized belatedly that behind isn't actually a good reversal indicator.
 
According to ffao, looks like Gareth gets 500 :P
 
(I was distracted for a while by trying to find something with ML or IML in it)
nice, btw; it took me a nonzero time to convince myself to consider that IGHTWOO might be something clueable, if you see what I mean.
 
9:57 PM
Wow. IGHTWOO that's pretty amazing.
 
Yeah, that's good.
 
10:15 PM
took me a while to get that :o
 
0
Q: Move 2 or 3 spaces in this 5 by 5 grid

Deepak MahulikarYou have a 5 by 5 Board as shown. You start from the S (Center) position. You can: 1 Move TWO or THREE spaces only 2 You can move Vertically or Horizontally or Diagonally but only in a straight line ( No moves like the Knight in Chess) 3 You must visit all the squares but only ONCE 4 Yo...

 
10:31 PM
@Sphinx Pretty sure that's a dupe. Can't find it though.
 
@Deusovi Deepak made a larger one of those before, this is a different version iirc
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Q: Move the coin in the color grid

Deepak Mahulikar You need to move the Coin from the S(tart) cell to the END cell. Rules: From S you can move to cells 2,7 or 8. From BLUE cells you can only move ONE space diagonally. From YELLOW cells you can only move ONE space horizontally or vertically. From RED cells you can move in any direction BUT y...

 
No, not that one.
The rules were "move 3 spaces orthogonally or 2 spaces diagonally".
 
Ah then I'm not sure
 
CCCC: Carry on -- untie knots restraining dress (8)
 
but the "don't jump through S" condition would make it a different puzzle and not a dupe
unless the solution for that one doesn't jump through S anyway
 
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