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1:14 PM
@Papayaman1000 Reminds me a bit of Blackrazor
 
Sorry I hadn't followed up sooner. Obligations :P

And as for Beam/Bolt spells, since I'm running a homebrew spellcrafting system with those explicitly defined as types of deliveries, it's not a huge concern on defining them. (But basically think things like Magic Missile, Firebolt, and... wait, does D&D have any spells cast as continuous beams?)
 
@Papayaman1000 Witch Bolt is the only one I can think of.
 
@Miniman Well, there's rainbow beam...
Oh, wait
that's some guy's homebrew thing
 
Continuous beams in a turn-based systems are weird. I'm not surprised there aren't many
 
@Papayaman1000 I think there was a spell by that name back in 3.5.
 
1:26 PM
Heat beam is a thing, ok.
 
@Erik Yeah, there's not many DoTs, either.
 
@Papayaman1000 If they don't need to originate from the caster Moonbeam sort of works
 
@diego That's more an AoE by any other name.
 
@Papayaman1000 Er...what?
 
Damage over time is more of a nuisance than a problem, I think. It's a lot of bookkeeping for usually limited effect because most things only last 3 rounds anyway
 
1:27 PM
@Miniman Some sort of cantrip.
 
@Papayaman1000 I know, but space lasers are cool :)
 
But an actual continuous spell... you'd need to deal with what happens when either side moves around the field, or walks out of range when the other wants to follow, and what happens when people walk in the beam, and all sorts of weird interactions
 
@Papayaman1000 if that's the case, then I still think you look at this like a counterspell, but with a trade off of not always applicable to moving damage. Do you see it like altering it at point of creation or altering it as it's on it's way to you (sort of is it changing the initial spell like counterspell or is it doing something with it after it nearly hits the target in a dispel magic kinda way)
 
@Erik That just makes it good for area denial.
 
@Papayaman1000 Pretty sure that's also homebrew, or possibly third-party.
Where are you getting these?
 
1:28 PM
If you actually get it in the rules it makes for interesting area-denial for sure, but you could fill an entire chapter on them I think, so I don't blame anyone for not making them
 
@NautArch The idea is that, after being reflected, the spell isn't changed, only its direction. That also gives a nice risk-reward mechanic for a mage dealing with this this buff, they can get close for accuracy or stay at over half range so the spell fizzles before hitting them
 
@Papayaman1000 okay, so it's an endpoint, not a starting point spell. I'd still think of it more like a counterspell. Do you give your players either the knowledge or an arcana check to know the spell (if it's on their spell list?)
 
@Erik I know it's poor form to even consider comparing turn-based systems to real-time, but the entire idea is kind of modeled off beam spells from Magicka...
 
Yeah, those are mostly fun BECAUSE of the funky way they interact with their environment, right?
 
@NautArch Eh? It doesn't really matter what spell they're reflecting, so long as it's the obviously visible beam or bolt delivery.
 
1:32 PM
@nitsua60 that meta answer really seems more like a rant then an attempt to improve the situation. Which is a shame that they feel that way.
 
But they could have the advantage of not being constantly on target. Indeed working a little like moonbeam; a line across the field that deals damage when you cross it and can be rotated on your turn. It might work.
 
@Papayaman1000 In my mind it does - because it can be set up to work like counterspell. They can try and use their reaction to deflect, but if it's a higher spell slot than what they use, it's a DC check. And given that it's damage and not just turn off the spell, I'd make it a higher DC check and a higher guaranteed. So maybe i'ts a 3rd level spell, it automatically deflects 2nd level and below, and if it's third level or higher it's DC 13+spell level.
 
@Erik Yep. I've been considering allowing the caster to rotate beams about 45 degrees per turn while holding it, sweeping across the difference in the process. This means they could theoretically sweep the whole field in 8 turns (which is long), but even then they'd be burning through resources like mad, since a held spell's cost is set up to burn the casting cost once per second.
 
as a spellcasting mod check. So no proficiency unless they're a bard or have something like that.
 
@NautArch Oui. This is meant to be a buff from a support class. Think Cleric.
 
1:37 PM
@Papayaman1000 oh! so not a reaction, but a buff concentration that always deflects?
 
The player could deflect ANY spell with one of those delivery types is the idea. And the whole idea of spell levels really doesn't jive with this new system.
 
It seems like fun. In videogames, these kind of continuous beams are always really cool. They have something that makes them inherently enjoyable.
 
@Papayaman1000 so the system doesn't have spell levels? How do you differentiate spell cost/power?
 
@NautArch It is a reaction, but the ability to do so is dependant on either having a weapon enchanted to deflect spells or having this buff active on the wielder
@NautArch I... used... a mana system (cue hiding). I call it Focus for flavor reasons, which also lent itself nicely to certain situations putting a serious drain on it.
I've been considering making Clerical spells cast from hit points, though, since they already rely on CON with this system.
 
Sounds a lot like the Reflective Carapace of a Tarrasque
 
1:40 PM
Casting spells with hit points makes healing spells really hard to implement
 
@Adam Similar.
@Erik Sort of... I mean, currently, there's already a spell component in this system that basically provides a magical blood transfusion (hence it's named Transfusion).
 
That helps with healing others, but you won't probably have much that can heal a Cleric
 
And a spell's exact strength is determined by how many levels of power the caster includes. There's already a different kind of power component for each main branch of magic, so it wouldn't be too hard to just append something to the Cleric's component
@Erik Seeing as how they're already specced out as a heavily armored tank armed with a magical healing whiffle bat here, that's kind of the point.
 
Haha, fair enough :)
 
@Erik They're basically walking sacks of transferrable hit points
 
1:44 PM
Funny how the healers are almost always the heavy tanks of the group.
 
That can also buff
@Erik That, or the guy with the pocket mage girlfriend.
 
@Papayaman1000 okay, if that's the case, then I think it still works the same way. You have to expend mana to deflect it. And it should be a greater amount than the spell itself. Mostly because you are redirecting it. Maybe have a smaller increase to deflect it straight back, but a much higher increase to deflect it to a different creature (or maybe a simple return is at no cost, while the redirect is the action on your turn)
 
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Q: Should questions be closed because there are speculative answers?

Clara OnagerWhy is the word "Rötschreck" spelled with an Umlaut? was temporarily closed with the reason that it is 'drawing primarily speculation/opinion' (emphasis mine). I'd like to point out that there is a difference between speculative answers that propose a theory based on facts and ones of opinion an...

 
@NautArch The redirect being a Standard Action building off of the reaction is a good idea.
 
@Papayaman1000 Although I'm still liking a bounceback to caster at no additional action cost. But still a mana cost. How are you treating counterspell in your system?
 
1:48 PM
I wouldn't make it more expensive than the spell itself, that sort of removes the point. It's a very situational ability and you'd almost be better off just casting the same spell yourself
 
@NautArch As a decently expensive component restricted to Illusory (read: nondamaging/Cleric-ing) magic that can fizzle a spell on the spot, but can also be fought by the countered spell's caster overloading their spell with mana
[as a reaction to it being countered]
This is a very complicated and daunting task but I love it so much and so does my group
And the more I make every last system more and more free-form I begin to realize I'm progressively making the Elder Scrolls game I've always wanted
But, y'know, pen-and-paper.
 
@nitsua60 (& @BESW) There's a couple of answers I want to write in response to that question but I've been feeling a bit weird & out of it mentally just recently (like I have a weak fever). One of those is suggesting we need to do something about that general sentiment -- it's showing up in the top-voted answer on the "how are we doing?" question, and in several election questionnaire questions.
 
@Papayaman1000 I'm still seeing this as more impactful, but similar, to counterspell. So it would need to work with a similar strcuture.
 
But I'm not sure what I can say that hasn't been said already in the past, and I'm not sure what solution is appropriate at this point (and I'd rather suggest something actionable), and it's hard to find the words which match to what I can feel is going on, and I also don't want to create a "bad stuff re: mods behaviour" dogpile in what has been a very useful and refreshing question.
 
@NautArch Yeah. And, just for the record: the extra difficulty to choose a new target for deflection is only for choosing the target. If you don't roll for it, it can go anywhere in a hemisphere facing the caster, including right at your feet... which would be bad if the spell was loaded with an AoE.
So, counterspell, but with interesting quirks. Kehehe...
 
1:58 PM
@Papayaman1000 that's kinda how i'm seeing it. So treat it initially how you do with counterspell, and then add layers of mana cost depending on what you want to do with it.
 
(Only one of the answers I want to write is about that. The other is about a certain category of close voting behaviour I've seen.)
 
@doppelgreener Well, you can't form a solution until you have a definition of the problem(s). So step one is to work towards describing what you feel is going on and a specific problem that situation is causing.
 
That does, of course, give a very off chance of them hitting the target they intended regardless... but it's much more likely to explode at their feet.

But here's an idea: Just reduce the duration of the buff depending on how much mana is behind the spell being deflected. What's that, deflecting the thing that burnt half the caster's mana? Your buff is shattered and the spell just phases through your sword as normal.
 
mornin
 
afternoon :)
 
2:01 PM
beat me to it (sigh)
 
@DForck42 top o the morn
 
@Adam Thanks, I'll work at that.
 
Anyways, I gotta run. Thanks for your guys' help in building this spell component.
 
how's everyone?
 
I've had thoughts brewing on it for over a year, so I'll probably be able to formulate words around it somehow.
 
2:04 PM
I'm bored.
 
@Papayaman1000 np - good luck!
 
Huh. So tridents are mechanically identical to spears but they weigh 1 pound more, cost 5 times as much, and are a martial weapon instead of simple.
Guess it sucks to be Aquaman.
 
@Yuuki yup
 
@Yuuki haha. doesn't it always suck to be aquaman?
 
@NautArch well, Jason mamoa's aquaman MIGHT be ok
 
2:12 PM
in PF you have a feat chain to fight with a net and a trident
and I think trident is considered a performance weapon
(which is most of the time a useless property, but still)
 
@AnneAunyme we're talking 5e I believe
 
Oh and glaives and halberds are completely identical.
 
@NautArch Not always. Injustice: Gods Among Us has the most BA Aquaman.
 
They could've saved one or two hundredth-cents by just making one entry for "polearm".
 
You can tell the developers of that game were either huge fans of Aquaman or were just sick of his shtick as being a lame-o super.
Or it's just a sarcastic nod to his general suckiness by making him not suck in the game.
 
2:21 PM
@LegendaryDude If he's a playable character in the game they probably needed to find ways to make him be awesome, because having total dud player characters is bad for the game.
 
@doppelgreener It's a 2D fighting game (a la Mortal Kombat) so it's partially a balance decision, but I'm referring more to his presence and the general flavor of his character in contrast to the dopey "I can talk to fish" hero that we all love to hate on.
 
Oh right. Probably a combination of all of those factors then. :D
 
@LegendaryDude i'm mostly messing...I love aquaman :)
 
but yeah, that game makse batman awesome.
 
2:25 PM
> but yeah, that game makse batman awesome.
urgh
 
@NautArch Batman is awesome.
 
why is strikethrough not working for me?
 
@LegendaryDude Batman is my favorite, and I've instilled the same in my son.
 
am I doing it wrong?
test
 
triple dashes
 
2:26 PM
@NautArch Yeah, for sure. But with six upvotes and plenty of comments trying to sincerely engage the sentiment, I'd say that there's pretty-strong desire to at least discuss the feeling and experience behind the rant.
 
yeah, I did the triple dashes but it didn't work
test test
oh no space after the second set
what I was trying to say, anyway, is that Batman makes Batman awesome :P
 
@nitsua60 I never knew that clicking ont he vote total would give you the split :)
 
@LegendaryDude Well, to be fair, Batman wasn't always awesome. The Adam West version is pretty campy
 
@NautArch It's a privilege feature! Not everyone can do that.
 
@LegendaryDude Apparently I gots the privilege. Never knew :)
 
2:30 PM
@Adam True, true. But Modern Age Batman is best Batman.
 
@doppelgreener Yeah, those are all good points. I certainly don't think lopping off their heads to spite their noses is a good solution, but I do wish we had more discussion in the space between "everything's great" and unreasonable complaint.
 
@Adam Campy Adam West Batman was totally awesome.
 
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A: What is the mechanical difference between the Glaive and the Halberd?

nitsua605e doesn't contain any distinction between the two. So we turn back to my favorite TSR publication of all time, the 2e Arms and Equipment Guide.1 Glaive The glaive is a pole weapon with a large head shaped like a knife or a sword mounted on an eight- to ten-foot long shaft.... [Descript...

@Yuuki Tridents are much more useful when roasting game over a campfire. Exploration/overland is 1/3 of the game, after all =)
 
But awesome in a different way. I haven't really watched it much myself, but it looks sort of like a joke series to me.
 
@nitsua60 Yeah, so they could've saved a few fractions of cents on ink and space by making a single 'polearm' entry and letting everyone flavor their particular polearm in a different way.
@nitsua60 But they're one pound heavier. One pound could make a big difference traveling overland.
 
2:35 PM
@Yuuki You can't do that, because you can't describe a "polearm" as anything but a generic long-poled weapon.
A spear is distinctly different from a trident, even if they have the same mechanics.
 
@Adam It was pretty light-hearted, yeah. Back then, The Joker was actually true to his name, he was a prankster who didn't really mean too much harm. The Joker didn't get established as a super dark twisted character until later.
 
@LegendaryDude that's an interesting suggestion you made on my help-pile answer. I think right now there's enough going on with that question, the election-question-question, and soon with election that I don't want to throw something more into the cacophony. But can you help me remember in a week or two to do as you suggest?
 
Does a mod-pocalypse happen every time there is an election? Or is there just generally always a concern that the mods aren't doing things properly
 
At first I though I figured out what the OP needed in this question but with his last edit I less and less understand
It makes me the effect of someone who would say "I read cure light wounds can work on nearly everyone, and can be cast several times on the same creature, it seems so overpowered to be able to heal everyone completely!" I just don't get it.
 
3:11 PM
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Q: What is this thing?

indigochildWhile reading the answers to this question, I noticed this thing: Some of the information contained in this post requires additional references. Please edit to add citations to reliable sources that support the assertions made here. Unsourced material may be disputed or deleted. I would l...

 
@doppelgreener Somebody's been watching Brain Dump, eh?
 
@Adam There is basically one chief rule governing the Internet: Admins/mods/etc. are always jerks and literal Nazis.
 
@Yuuki Especially on, say, 8ch, where they actually are literal nazis.
 
It's a common sentiment I've seen pretty much everywhere there's even a loosely defined role system.
 
@Yuuki Well, Wikia seems to be doing good on that, but maybe only because the mob has the run of the place with the sheer scope.
 
3:25 PM
@Yuuki That does seem to be the sentiment. I'm just not seeing all of the supposed awful, terrible, things that the mods are supposedly the cause of.
 
@Adam Wait, you're asking for proof? On the Internet?
It's 2017, man. Feels not reals.
 
@Yuuki "Wait, you're asking for proof? On the Internet?"
 
@Yuuki This message approved by Donald Trump(tm)
Heh, remember when it was just economy issues. I miss that. Actually... [wikipedia]_ I'm going to Japan. later.
 
@Adam This is my first election, so I'm not really sure. I've stocked up on popcorn.
 
@nitsua60 Same
 
3:38 PM
@nitsua60 its not super exciting speaking as a previous mod candidate
like I was excited about it
but its mostly answering a collection of questions (From the meta poll for questions)
and then doing as much face time in chat as possible for questions
and or examining the candidates user history on rpg.se
 
I'm interested to see what comes of the whole thing. Change is good.
 
"Change is good." - 2017 2016.
 
@Yuuki As I recently learned, strkethrough only works if there are spaces on either side of the dashes.
 
@LegendaryDude Which is interesting because other Markdown does work without spaces before and after delimiters.
 
its because you could use a dash normally in text a lot
 
3:45 PM
@JoshuaAslanSmith Yes, but three dashes normally a lot?
 
3:57 PM
Heya!
 
@Anaphory Howdy!
 
Hello there.
 
@LegendaryDude not for those of us who're trying to respect the distinctions among hyphen, en-dash, and em-dash while working in a small character-set =)
 
@nitsua60 I wish there was a key for en-dash the most. Double hyphen just doesn't cut it.
 
@LegendaryDude -/-
 
I've sorta given up on that one, sadly. I just use a hyphen for both hyphen and en-, and reserve the double-hyphen where it should be an em-.
 
4:17 PM
@LegendaryDude "If elected moderator I will campaign tirelessly for a larger punctuation-set!"
 
@nitsua60 Whoops, yes. Meant em-dash there, not en-dash.
 
@nitsua60 lol
bad campaign platform
 
@LegendaryDude Thats (among other things) why I type using Neo-Layout—it's on one of my keys ;)
 
@LegendaryDude Ah, then we're in agreement. You can be in my cabinet =)
@JoshuaAslanSmith I think you mean "bad-campaign platform."
 
thats one of those big SE changes that will only happen if main stack wants it
@nitsua60 indubitably
 
4:20 PM
@JoshuaAslanSmith I assume that'd actually be a markdown change? Or is there some way Stack can define for itself the way markdown's implemented?
 
i don't understand why - isn't good enough...
 
@nitsua60 In principle: It's probably a library and they could theoretically change how it's implemented in their installation.
 
@JoshuaAslanSmith I had a college roommate who was a skeptic. (As in, a philosophy major, saw it as his mission to always think through all sides of things.)
 
@nitsua60 I think it'd be fairly trivial to use markdown to convert "--" to "—." MS Word does it automatically.
 
Whenever he heard the word "indubitably" it was the same response:
"Oh? I dubit it."
 
4:22 PM
haha
thats a good one
 
sometimes, I'm just whelmed
 
I derstand.
 
For the regulars: the dubiter's the same guy. (cc: @Miniman and @doppelgreener, at least)
 
@Anaphory I think that would just be... stand.
I stand.
 
I sit.
 
4:24 PM
Maybe when you don't understand, you are said to overstand.
 
@LegendaryDude Ah, that makes more sense.
 
Ever think about that? :D
 
@nitsua60 My philosophy course made me hate skeptics. Not "I'm skeptical of the first argument, so I'm going to look at as many sides as I can". I mean the "Knowledge can't be proven so I don't have to believe anything because brain in a jar" guys
 
@nitsua60 lol
 
@Adam I think the technical term there isn't "skeptic," it's "yutz."
 
4:26 PM
@Adam Adam, how do we know we are not merely at the whims of an evil SE moderator
 
@Adam @nitsua60 yeah, my philosophy professor told me to stop being SHirley Maclaine, otherwise you can actually argue anything when I talked with hima out that after a bad fungus experience.
 
I mean it is the logical end of purely philosophical empiricism
 
@can't actually argue anything
 
@Adam Any demon who is capable of sufficiently deceiving would have to be omnipotent, and if he is omnipotent, that proves that there is a universal knowledge, even if we aren't aware of it due to the deception.
 
[ahem]
NEVERTHELESS!
 
4:28 PM
@nitsua60 ALWAYSTHEMORE!
 
@JoshuaAslanSmith I don't wonder if we're at the whim, I wonder if we are the whim.
 
@LegendaryDude but thats just like your opinion man
heh
 
Except in the case where there is another demon who has deceived our first demon. Then it's demons all the way down (up?).
 
@DForck42 I think you mean "alwayssomemore."
 
the unmoved demon at the top of the chain though
 
4:29 PM
You need some indefiniteness for your glue, there.
 
irregardless
3
 
@nitsua60 ALWAYSTHESMORE!
 
@NautArch thats one of my faves
 
@NautArch That ^^ should be a chat ban.
 
I actively use it
to annoy my wife
 
4:30 PM
@JoshuaAslanSmith Didn't DesCartes construct a proof for the existence of god using an argument like that?
 
@DForck42 I think you're getting the hang of it =)
 
@JoshuaAslanSmith well done, sir.
@adam
the ontological argument?
 
the unmoved mover is a philosophical proof of Aristotle for the existence of god
 
@JoshuaAslanSmith AKA the Prime Mover
 
@NautArch Maybe? Probably? Details are fuzzy. I haven't really done a lot of philosophical thinking since that philosophy course 5 years ago
 
4:32 PM
my wife has been watching crash course philosophy to better chat with me and my friends about philosophical issues/ get the jokes
id recommend it as a refresher on a broad range of philosophical topics
 
@JoshuaAslanSmith i just like to take contrary positions and make up random things to f*** with people
 
@Adam try 20 years ago :)
that latest question...hoooboy.
 
Well, I feel young :p
 
@NautArch Good chance for the rest of us to practice not help-piling. I'll just sit back and watch you hog all the fun.
 
Where's @nitsua60 to help me feel old. My fellow Karma Chameleon.
 
4:35 PM
@Adam DesCartes posits that all we can know is that we exist ("I think, therefore I am") because of the possibility of a great evil demon whose sole existence is to deceive us regarding everything that we know, except that there are two types of knowledge, "perceptive" knowledge (I forget what he called it) and universal knowledge (things like maths, geometry, fundamental laws of existence).
> "Certainly, the idea of God, or a supremely perfect being, is one that I find within me just as surely as the idea of any shape or number. And my understanding that it belongs to his nature that he always exists is no less clear and distinct than is the case when I prove of any shape or number that some property belongs to its nature."
 
@NautArch i swear i saw someone say almost this exact same thing a few days ago
 
@LegendaryDude IIRC, Descartes does some weird logical jumps from there to eventually arrive at a proof for God.
 
@NautArch "Whaaaat? Can't hear you back here!" [pulls out ear-trumpet.] "Whazzat!? Yeah, I took philosophy last millennium. From ANSELM!"
 
that cantrip question just needs tobe closed as unclear
 
@Yuuki I just provided the entirety of his argument in that quote, basically.
Broken down:

A. Whatever I clearly and distinctly perceive to be contained in the idea of something is true of that thing.
B. I clearly and distinctly perceive that necessary existence is contained in the idea of God.
C. Therefore, God exists.
This is, of course, supported by his position that our internal perceptions are the only things we know to be true to our own positions.
 
4:38 PM
Actually, @mxyzplk @SevenSidedDie, my nose is tingling at this question. Do you think it's worth taking a peek under the hood? (I may just be primed because of reading the meta A about weathering an attack, though.)
 
@DForck42 yeah, the joke on that was pretty amazing. DIdn't even realize his subconscious knew Karma Chameleon until after @nitsua60 put the video up.
 
@NautArch lol
 
@nitsua60 I did vtc with a comment about why and asking for more info
 
That question just baffles me. Everything in it.
 
and upvoted the question to give rep so hopefully this person can join chat if need be
 
4:40 PM
@NautArch yup
 
Yep. Now it's time to exercise patience (IMO). There's plenty in those comments for a sincere new querent to address in their time.
 
I am 97% certain that that can't be a serious question.
 
Can i ask a question that I read everything to mean instadeath autosuccess? Can you prove me wrong without using the actual materials to support it?
 
@JoshuaAslanSmith were you here for the conversation the other day about getting new users into chat?
 
@LegendaryDude I remember some argument going something like: 1) Some things are more real than others, 2) real things can't affect realer things. 3) I can't affect the cogito. 4) the cogito is therefore more real than me. 5) something realer than the cogito must have created it. 6) That thing could be god 7) if that thing isn't god there is a realer thing that created it and that is basically god 8) repeat steps 6 & 7 as necessary until supreme reality is found
 
4:42 PM
@NautArch The rules don't say you can't instadeath autosuccess everything, so...
 
@nitsua60 I saw the meta stuff on it about the eyar in review from mxy but I tihnk I missed that
 
@LegendaryDude that'swhatimsayin'!
 
@Adam Sooo... "Except in the case where there is another demon who has deceived our first demon. Then it's demons all the way down (up?)."
 
I usually upvote a question even a bad one if the user doesnt have 20 rep yet and its going to be closed
so they can break the threshold and get in
 
@Papayaman1000 I've never seen that, but a friend and I have talked about the Adam West era Batman & Joker a few times.
 
4:43 PM
ohmygod
we have to be being trolled, and i'm really slow. CANTRIP = CAN TRIP
 
@LegendaryDude infinite demons in all directions
 
@NautArch Yes, my point exactly.
 
could be the user themselves has not seen it
 
@JoshuaAslanSmith their tablemates/friends are mean/awesome.
 
4:44 PM
s/hitlers/demons
 
im so lost on the hitler reference there
 
@JoshuaAslanSmith Word replace "hitlers" with "demons".
 
@NautArch [facepalm] super-slow on the uptake, I am.
 
gotcha
but I mean the original reason for the image
is it suggesting that everyone on the internet is literally hitler
we are all hitlers to one another
 
@JoshuaAslanSmith All we know is what we perceive. And since we don't perceive those Hitlers we don't know they're there. But, maybe they are and we just don't see them.
 
4:45 PM
Oh. It's SMBC, so... just random.
 
or is that too much depth
smbc?
 
@JoshuaAslanSmith web comic
 
deals with nerdy topics like XKCD, sometimes even nerdier than XKCD goes, almost always tongue-in-cheek and not very serious
 
hahahaa
I just hit ramdom and this is the one it gave me
 
 
4:47 PM
@doppelgreener There was a really good one that was about quantum mechanics but used "the sex talk" as a metaphor. Hilarious.
 
@nitsua60 i feel slightly better now :)
 
@nitsua60 I checked it out. No alarm bells ringing on that.
 
one second
now it is correct
 
@Yuuki I laughed.
 
4:50 PM
The quantum physics one was very recent.
 
@Papayaman1000 It was, maybe a few months back?
 
I remember because he challenged Randall Munroe of xkcd to "out-nerd him now". It's been a month or so since and Randall still hasn't taken that challenge. I'm disappointed.
 
I do like his solution to TSP. You can write a constant-time algorithm for TSP if everyone already has everything they need.
 
Hey, Trish! Just discussing densely-packed Hitlers and quantum-computing gerbils.
 
@Yuuki It's a pretty funny comic, but a lot of the people here are engaged/married/have kids so it really isn't very much of an accurate stereotype, is it?
 
4:58 PM
"What? You guys put complex numbers in your ontologies?" "We do. And we enjoy it." "Ewww."
 
@Yuuki O(0)
 
@Adam He's made three of those comics now. He has a kid. It's probably nervous practice.
 
i may upvote that question just because even if it's a joke, it's awesome.
 
The fact that Trip isn't one of the 0th level spells you can learn means they should be called can'ttrips, not cantrips.
It would help reduce confusion.
 
I mean, do Spells only tell you how to Spell something, too. RIght?
 
5:10 PM
The problem with the question (if it's serious) is that its asking something that is immediately answered by reading the rules, specifically, "What is a spell?" section and shortly thereafter the "Cantrips" section. Jokes aside, it's really just a variation on a "read the book to me" question.
 
@LegendaryDude absolutely. But it's worse than that, it's "can you read the book to my friends?"
haha, last comment has some support to it via Mending CANTrip
 
@SevenSidedDie 'kay, thanks.
 
Bit concerned we have a help-pile on that question. I'm tempted to remove all but one representative comment.
Or write one.
 
@SevenSidedDie Agreed - it's overhwelming. I'm good with you summing up my two comments into one single comment (either be me or you, really doesn't matter) and removing the rest.
 
@SevenSidedDie I was just flagging one for that reason.
aaaaand another came in while I was flagging.
 
5:36 PM
There. Hopefully that halts the avalanche but gets us a useful response.
 
@SevenSidedDie ain't holding my breath on that. If he is the butt of a joke, I doubt he'll return to clarify.
 
Vampire Shark Mermaid?
Wouldn't that be a Vampire Sharkmaid?
 
@Yuuki I think you mean vampire sharkman. A sharkmaid would be the female form.
Oh, nevermind.
 
Dug up the reference for the sharkperson. I can see it now. It's just one of those who is also a vampire.
 
I'm assuming the gender of said sharkmaid. I thought the question specified but it doesn't.
 
5:39 PM
Sharkhead!
sorry, my kids (and therefore me) have watched waaaay too much Moana
 
@NautArch lol
 
@DForck42 I'm just happy i've stopped waking up to songs from the movie that have earwormed into me.
 
@NautArch So you've stopped considering the coconut?
 
@NautArch lol
 
@Yuuki i hate you. My son still breaks out into the Maui song every once in awhile.
 
@NautArch You're welcome.
 
The voyagers song is the one that general gets stuck in head (when she has the vision in the cave and later reprised at the end.)
...and now it's back. goddamnit.
 
@NautArch My partner's musical group is doing that song in their next musical. (They remix musical music and write a new musical around the song selections.) We haven't told our kid, so that it will be a surprise when we go to see it. :D
 
@SevenSidedDie the "We know the way" with the what i'm pretty sure is an amalgam of several languages?
 
5:51 PM
@NautArch I think it's specifically Tokelauan.
 
@Yuuki Hmm, I thought the other writer was of that descent, but that the language wasn't that and incorporates maori, hawaiian, and maybe other South Pacific languages?
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@Yuuki you're right, it's Tokelauan. Not sure why there isn't a pure translation to those verses, though. Just to know what he wrote.
 

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