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10:07 AM
@KritixiLithos Pure Java
Processing wasn't powerful enough for me, so I moved on to Java
 
what do you mean by "not powerful"? Doesn't Processing have everything that Java has?
 
There was a guy from my school who was messing around with the Processing IDE, and he told me that it was kinda cancer
I told him there was a Java library for Processing, and he said "now you tell me"
He said that he's been using that IDE for two months
 
Also you can write pure Java code but still write Processing programs by importing it as a library
@Qwerp-Derp a guy from my school says the PDE sucks
 
@KritixiLithos I was making a pretty big project
It is pretty trash
 
what is it?
 
10:09 AM
I wanted to put stuff into other folders
Eh just a game thing
I made buttons and stuff
And I wanted to put them into separate folders
But I couldn't, because Processing
 
you should be able to do it, if you import Processing as a library
That's what the guy who answered your Processing question on SO said, I think
 
So I posted an issue to Github, and the maker of Processing said, and I quote:
> The PDE is meant to be a very simple editor that covers the vast majority of what people want to do. We trade ease of use for keeping things minimal. What you describe would be better handled by a full-featured Java IDE. I'd recommend you use one of those.
Yeah, so I moved on to IntelliJ and the Processing library, and I haven't looked back
 
but you're still using Processing as a library, right?
 
Yeah
@KritixiLithos I got stuck on making an input box, and sadly I gave up on Processing for a bit
I moved on to Clojure (which also has a Processing library, and can communicate with Java fairly easily)
 
@Qwerp-Derp you mean something like a <textarea>?
 
10:14 AM
Yeah
 
I think I will try my hand at that
did you use a monospaced font?
 
@KritixiLithos I used the default font
 
10:30 AM
@Qwerp-Derp multiline?
 
@KritixiLithos Nope
 
finding the widths of the chars is going to be tough
 
When a website really wants your data.
 
10:46 AM
@mınxomaτ lol, on YouTube, that number bumps up every few seconds from the thing trying to reinsert ads into the video
 
11:02 AM
@Alt-F4 pls no
 
Wait, aren't you him?
 
@JanDvorak what is this even asking?
 
11:25 AM
@Riker Because my answer doesn't use built-ins like Dennis's does >_>
 
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Q: Cannot read property 'undefined' of undefined? why this error is coming?

Sai var select = document.getElementById("source"); var select2= document.getElementById("status"); var option = ["1", "2", "3", "4", "5","6","7","8","9"]; var option2= []; function moveright() { var a = source.options[source.selectedIndex].value; var option = document.createElement("opti...

 
11:47 AM
@KritixiLithos Are you done?
 
12:10 PM
not yet @Qwerp-Derp
I've got other work to do
 
@Okx -1 for Java
 
Okx
Well, it's my native language, I can't be bothered to do it in python.
 
-1 learn ruby
 
What's a job log in travis do?
 
I'd guess it logs cron jobs?
 
Okx
12:52 PM
Travis just compiles the code for me.
It can also test code, but I haven't implemented that yet... probably a good idea to do so.
 
user165474
-1 you should have done it in Brainfuck
 
@Okx -1 You should have made a Java substitutor
Java is too verbose, it's really the reason why I don't do much in Java
 
Okx
pls i need rep i desperate
xD
 
1:08 PM
Halp I need 135000 rep i want to be the #1
 
@Okx My native language is Chinese and I don't see anyone programming in Chinese, it's really no excuse :P
 
user165474
@Qwerp-Derp I program with Chinese ^_^ just kidding but fair point. :P
 
@Qwerp-Derp you need to know where to look
 
I mean, you can use Sclipting, with the added bonus of Korean
 
I'll implement BFS in C when I get home
 
1:11 PM
I have an Easter break this week
 
I thought I'd try Chinese once, but my desk isn't big enough. :p
 
@AdmBorkBork If it's one for each character, you're going to need a lot more space than that.
That looks like what, a few hundred characters? That's nowhere near enough. :P
 
Yeah, not sure exactly what it is. There are also two foot pedals, which presumably change the keyboard.
Maybe it's enough for like the things most often in a newspaper or something?
 
2:08 PM
@TuxCopter The formatting on that page makes me want to strangle the author
Can just set the table width to 100%, though. You'll also likely want to remove the height attribute
also noting the use of a table for page layout
 
tr td is best formatting
you can color the individual cells!
 
butbut
if you're not presenting tabular data...
WHY USE A TABLE
 
Because CSS is overrated /s
 
I learned CSS (kinda) so I could make my site
 
@AdmBorkBork link?
 
2:19 PM
It's in my profile, but weaselinthebarley.com
 
oh i only looked at your ppcg profile and didn't see it
i see it in the network profile, though
 
well i'm just blind
 
Okx
we already knew that
 
That's why I used a Freehand Red Circle™
 
Okx
2:23 PM
How much to license it personally?
 
If you have to ask, you can't afford it
 
certainly better than my website :D
not sure you're that high on the google results anymore :[
If more of these were 1440p I'd likely add them to my collection at home
 
@TuxCopter Gah that opened up some weird nsfw website on my computer
 
@KritixiLithos Huh
 
I'm doing an avira scan
 
2:30 PM
I don't think is is all of my wallpapers
but it's some
 
@Poke Yeah, likely not.
Eh, I'm at the top of the third page for space wallpapers 1680x1050
 
FIRST RESULT... on the third page :P
 
exactly
Not bad for doing zero SEO and not having updated the site in 6+ years
 
I'm on the first result for a search for "kritixilithos"
 
true
Poke /poʊˈkeɪ/ is a raw fish salad served as an appetizer in Hawaiian cuisine, and sometimes as an entree. Poke is the Hawaiian verb for "section" or "to slice or cut". Traditional forms are aku (an oily tuna) and he'e (octopus). He'e (octopus) poke is usually called by its Japanese name "Tako" Poke, except in places like the island of Ni'ihau where the Hawaiian language is spoken. Increasingly popular ahi poke is generally made with yellowfin tuna. Adaptations may feature raw salmon or various shellfish as a main ingredient served raw with the common "poke" seasonings. == Ingredients == Poke began...
 
2:42 PM
Surprisingly, most of my traffic comes from MySpace
 
hmm
that's not what i was going for, believe it or not
 
people hotlink the pictures to use as their profile background
 
actually the query can be golfed to just "kritixi" and I will still be the first result
7 bytes
 
context?
 
for what?
 
2:48 PM
Guys I have found the secret in the word 'Diet'
 
It's die with a t?
 
D(Density)=i(imaginary number, sqrt(-1))*e(yes, e)*t(time)
This is actually true because we cannot do diet at all
and the density of our body is immeasurable because of i multiplied there
So, TL;DR The reason we cant do diet is math
 
Tfw your mom texts you asking if there's some way to recover the photos she accidentally deleted from her phone
why she was mucking around via the file manager i'll never know
 
Hey all, I have some things in the sandbox that have not gotten very much attention, and they have been there for a while. If anyone wouldn't mind to take a look, the help would be greatly appreciated. If you don't want to take a look, that's fine too.
 
link-eroni?
 
2:59 PM
 
@ComradeSparklePony I know I've given a couple pointers and insights on some. If they've been there a while and don't have downvotes, they're probably OK to post.
 
@Riker so many keys on that keyboard
 
yes
 
@KritixiLithos It's one of those gaming keypad thingies
That's why the password is too weak, he only has 13 keys on his keyboard.
Not enough entropy.
 
3:25 PM
2
Q: This challenge uses the + character

Comrade SparklePonyYour task: given a number n, generate a + sign that is n long away from it's center. If this is confusing, check out the test cases. Standard methods of input, output must me a string. Standard loopholes apply. Input: 1 Output: + ] 1 away from center `+`. Input: 2 Output: + ...

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Q: Wherre are the adjacent characters in the title? [3, 4]!

Comrade SparklePonyTitle misspelled on purpose. Read more to find out why. Your task: given a delimited string or list including the characters A,B,C,D, output the indexes of all the adjacent equal characters. Output can be multiple strings/integers, a list/array, or a delimited string. All output should be in on...

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Q: Draw boxes from box drawing characters

FUZxxlIn the old DOS operating system, a number of characters were provided to draw boxes. Here is a selection of these characters and their code points: B3 B4 BF C0 C1 C2 C3 C4 C5 D9 DA │ ┤ ┐ └ ┴ ┬ ├ ─ ┼ ┘ ┌ You can use these characters to draw boxes like this: ┌─────────┐ │ │ └─...

 
hey guys come check out my reddit
 
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Q: Introducing Snippetify!

programmer5000Snippetify is a script that is designed to make StackSnippets with JS submissions on the main site easy. Examples Let's say we are answering a simple challenge to repeat a string N times. A possible JS submission might be: a=>b=>a.repeat(b) that is called with the first parameter the string...

 
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A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Beta DecayDraw a graph of y=(-n)^x code-golf math complex-numbers graphical-output Challenge Given an input of an integer, n (where 0<n<50), output the graph of from x = -3 to x = 3 inclusive. Where is the real part of the complex number p. The output may be in any form you wish (e.g. an image, ASC...

 
1
Q: Draw a Straight Line

Curtis BechtelDraw a simple Ascii art image containing a straight line. It's similar to this and this but with different specifications. Input You can modify this input format to suit your code. integer width integer height integer x0 integer y0 integer x1 integer y1 Output A filled Ascii art image of t...

 
Okx
That's a lot of activity
 
4:08 PM
@ConorO'Brien I assume the esolang has to be TC?
and if I make peopels python with welsh instead of ppcg names can I submit that? /s
 
2
Q: Working on my Knight moves

AdmBorkBorkHexagonal chess describes a family of chess variants played on a board where the cells are hexagons instead of the traditional squares. There are many such variants; in this challenge we'll be focusing on Gliński's variant, which is the most common. The board is composed of three colors (so that...

 
@Riker not really, but then you run the risk of not being able to complete the test
 
true
 
You don't aim to make it TC, you aim to make it short. That is, using only 0123456789.
 
well yeah
 
4:16 PM
help please
 
but I don't know if TC is required
 
Me... haz ideaz!
 
@flawr ELI5 homogenous equations
 
@Alt-F4 y
 
I need to have someone help me with my reddit clone
I know basically 0 about python/pylons/etc.
It's giving me 503 errors
 
4:17 PM
JavaScript...Base16...Unary...I got the ideaz! I'm calling it JavaScrub!
 
Thoughts on editing challenge rules to allow an input list to be given in reverse? I kinda want to say no. (codegolf.stackexchange.com/questions/115975/…)
 
@SIGSEGV did you read the thing? no deriatives of languages
 
4:41 PM
CMC: Given an arbitrary string with newlines, output the concatenation of ever line containing only a positive number (/\d+/). (Output may be a returned integer)
Input:
foo
42
b ar
5 3
89
3
baz

Output:
42893
 
> This video is restricted
NSFW?
 
Um no
Just overflow of wtfness
 
@Pavel PowerShell, 35 bytes -- -join($args-split"`n"-match"^\d+$")
 
update: my reddit clone is down
@TuxCopter ...wut
 
4:52 PM
@Pavel no just really freaking dumb
awful sfm (I presume) work too
@AlexA. "quiche board"
I'm dying 5/7
 
@Riker What's a quiche?
 
@Pavel Retina, 10 bytes: Try it online!
 
That looks disgusting
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
 
ಠ_ಠ
 
4:55 PM
quiche is delicious
 
Much like any food, that's not really how it usually looks in the real world.
 
@Pavel o-o
 
But it's pretty good.
 
yes
comparable to yorkshire pudding
 
Oh of course it's French.
 
4:56 PM
all food is french didn't you know
except burgers and pizza those are murican
 
It's like a cross between a pot pie and an omelet
 
french food = best food
 
@AdmBorkBork That sounds so amazing yet so awful
Like two things that shouldn't go together
 
Have you ever had an egg bake, or a hash? This would be similar, but usually without potatoes.
And then a crust on the bottom
 
But why is it green
 
5:00 PM
spinach
 
Great. Now I'm hungry. I shall make an omelette.
 
'Omelette' is scrambled eggs in Russian, I keep forgetting you all put weird crap in them.
 
It's not crap :(
 
Scrambled eggs and omelettes are not the same thing.
 
They are for a Russian ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Same word, that is.
 
5:04 PM
An omelette isn't an omelette without all the stuff on it
 
We also have the same word for pancakes, crepes, blintzes.
Блин, which is also our word for 'Dammit'
 
I just realised, you changed your name back to the way it was
 
Ye
 
Feature Request: A display name change should require at least 5 community members to approve it.
 
5:07 PM
uh
 
@Pavel was it something russian?
 
Gregori Perelman (In Cyrilic)
 
Grigorii something
 
Григорий Перелман
 
5:11 PM
@mınxomaτ That breaks down if it's the same 5 people, though. ;-)
 
@Pavel Is that pronounced "Blin" or "Blini"?
 
"Blin"
 
Blin is singular, Blini is plural
 
ah, I was confused because the wikiwand article used "blini"
 
Really the only thing I remember from my Russian language class is the pronunciation.
 
5:13 PM
In Slavic languages a word is pluralized by adding i
 
And that One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich is a really depressing book.
 
A Russian friend of mine sent me a link to "Learn Russian in 15 minutes" (but it only contained pronunciation stuff)
 
@mınxomaτ eh
how about 1 10K+ user or mod?
 
@KritixiLithos About as much you'ld expect from 15 minutes
 
or 5k for pub betas, 1k for private beta
 
5:14 PM
@Riker How to handle global changes?
 
Sure, 5 users are worth about one mod - judging by the main site close hammer
 
@Pavel ?
 
I want to change my account on the entire network.
 
@Pavel shog gets to approve that
@mınxomaτ how about 1 free name change, then a single 1/5/10k+ user, then 5 1/5/10k+ or 1 mod?
 
Or one at a time on each site.
 
5:16 PM
@Riker Repeated drastic changes should trigger a review.
 
lol
 
How about one free name change, then Fibonacci(n+2) US dollars for the nth one thereafter?
payable to TIO
 
Having a non-ASCII first char automatically deducts 200 rep.
 
@Pavel my dad made our wi-fi SSID "blin" so then when I was setting up my WLC I called all the networks "pancakes"
 
*Makes first char SOH*
 
5:17 PM
Hail! How art thou this day?
 
o/
 
o/
 
shoots self (this is what happens if I don't get coffee lol)
ANYWAYS, how's it going.
 
Wait, I remember this. Whenever someone with a blue username shows up, we get a lecture about flags?
 
nope.
 
5:18 PM
^-^
 
Not in this case, I just frequent this room :)
 
Pretty good.
 
I have a HNQ!
 
which one?
oh hey another blue name appeared
 
@ThomasWard I fell asleep at 4AM last "night" and woke up at 7 completely unable to fall asleep.
-____-
 
5:19 PM
@Alt-F4 Sounds about right, fell asleep at 4AM, but my body wouldn't wake up until 11 AM heh
then I laid around in bed unmovingly for over two hours ;P
 
@MartinEnder If you thought the current hexagon chess challenge is hard, the next one is going to be "given an input cell, output a knight's tour"
 
@ThomasWard Also, take a look at this: The wonders of PCI passthrough vs VM networks
 
@Alt-F4 indeed. That said, when you need to have multiple uplinks, passthrough might not be an option heh
 
@ThomasWard Or I might just manage them inside the VM, rather than in the hypervisor
 
5:21 PM
@AdmBorkBork keep them coming, I'm close to a taxonomist badge there :P
 
Which one is taxonomist again?
@MartinEnder is Alice TC?
 
@Alt-F4 Depends where the other systems on the uplink reside
 
@Pavel create a tag used by 50 questions
 
@Pavel I haven't bothered proving it because I'm 105% certain that yes it is
 
@ThomasWard true
 
5:24 PM
@Pavel Are humans TC?
 
@Alt-F4 'Course when you're insane you put it as its own dedicated device separate from the rest of the infrastructure so your network stays up even if your power goes out :P
 
I want to learn Alice, but it seems too hard ro work with the mirrors and all.
 
backup power for the win
 
@Pavel I'm happy to help
 
@ThomasWard I'm thinking of getting "EdgeRouter ERLITE-3" is it good?
 
5:26 PM
@Alt-F4 that's a Ubiquity thing isn't it?
 
@ThomasWard yeah
 
never used it myself, but heard good things about the EdgeRouters.
you can't set up your own though - you have to buy the equipment from Ubiquity
if you have no money for more equipment, then pfSense on an existing box worked.
 
@ThomasWard Yes, I know. It's an integrated router box with three ports that I would buy on Amazon
@ThomasWard True, but it makes noise and uses more power
 
shrugs
@Alt-F4 depends on your needs, I have a pfSense virtualized on my existing hypervisor workstations which are pretty quiet actually.
their fans and humming just give gentle background noise.
At least when I'm not hammering them with compiling software :p
 
@ThomasWard I'm using an Optiplex 755, which makes a slightly annoying fan noise
 
5:31 PM
yeah, my systems are different. HP Z400 workstation, converted, and server-from-parts with two CPU fans, running on low mode because that server doesn't put too much heat out.
Enough heat to make the room warmer, but...
 
test
@mods Can someone please eleven my profile?
 
@Pavel it might help if you don't start with heavily golfed code, but instead just spread out the code a bit, to get a feeling for how the mirrors work
 
0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

Comrade SparklePonyExtended Truth Machine! Many people know what a truth machine in programming is. But is time we kick things up a notch. Introducing, the extended truth machine! An extended truth machine takes two things as input, a number n and a string s. It outputs n s times. There also has to be possible va...

0
A: Sandbox for Proposed Challenges

MatthewSimplified Train Set Many different types of train set exist, ranging from wooden tracks like Brio, to fully digital control perfect tiny metal replicas of real trains, but they all require a track to be designed, ideally using as many of your pieces as possible. So, your task is to determine w...

 
5:58 PM
@DJMcMayhem Congratulations on breaking the 25K mark!
 
@JonathanAllan That was a while ago, but thanks. :)
 
Just noticed :)
 
Wow, my brain flak answer is only two bytes longer then a perl answer.
And on a string based challenge
 
Link?
 
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A: Wherre are the adjacent characters in the title? [3, 4]!

DJMcMayhemBrain-Flak, 69, 59 bytes {({}[({})]<(())>){((<{}{}>))}{}{(([]<>)[()])<>(<{}>)}{}}<> Try it online! Uses 1-based indexing. Saved 10 bytes by reducing my push-pop redundancy. +1 byte for the -a flag which enables ASCII input. This is pretty much the only string based challenge that brain-flak ...

And I just found another -4 byte golf
 
6:08 PM
> Here is a readable version of the code ...
"readable"
 
Most definitely readable
 
It's more readeable than the golfed one
 
@TuxCopter Well, that's true, but I mean, a blue whale is more able to be held in my hand than a planet, but I wouldn't call either of them "hand-held."
 
I just really love the culture of this site where I can post a nasty jumbled mess of brackets, put a few comments on it, and call it a readable version
12
Ain't it great?
 
hahaha
 
6:21 PM
lol
 
anybody here know matl good?
how do I square a number?
U, right?
 
4
A: Print N Squared

Luis MendoMATL, 34 29 26 bytes :G\2<t!+gQ"@!2GVYX1GVnZ"YX This works with current release (13.0.0) of the language/compiler Try it online! : % array [1,2,...,N], where N is input, taken implicitly G\ % modulo N. Gives [1,2,...,N-1,0] 2< % smaller than 2? Gives [1,0,...,...

:D
 
o-O
not that square >_>
 
3
Q: Calculate a square and a square root!

programmer5000You must make a polygot that outputs the square of the input in one language and the square root in another. The shortest answer in bytes wins! Notes You must have a precision of at least 3 decimal places and input will always be positive floats.

 
@StewieGriffin since you seem to be active on main, how can I square a number in matl?
I've read through the function def page, no luck
 
6:48 PM
I accidentally have TNB open in 2 tabs, and the people present in the avatar bar don't match.
 
@trichoplax Am I the outlier?
 
Nope
Actually it seems the same people are present but not in the same order
 
@trichoplax hm
did the computer go to sleep at one point?
 
@Riker If you're talking about a linear system of equations this means you do not have any constant terms.
 
@Riker The screen locked, but it never sleeps. Maybe that was it. All the recent chatters are in the right order now
 
6:54 PM
@flawr ah, okay
 
( 2x+3y = 0 is homogeneous, 2x+3y = 6 is not homogeneous)
 
oh, and now that you're here: how do I square a number in mal?
@flawr ohh
so no nonzero constant terms, cool
@trichoplax hm
 
@Riker what is mal?
 
Golfed version of MATL?
 
translate: mal
(from French) bad
 
6:58 PM
@flawr Thanks, River Tam.
 
@Riker if you mean MATL, probably 2^
 

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